>mfw I'm American and know all the rules to cricket and rugby union
>>66643156
CRIKEY MATE, MY NAME IS ANGUS MCGILLYCUTTY AND I AM AN AMERICAN STUDYING IN NSW OR NEW SOUTH WALES FOR MY FELLOW YANKS
Please put more thought and effort into your threads.
>>66643179
NSW > VIC > QLD > WA >>>> ACT >>>> SA >>>>>>>> TAS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NT
Please watch our sport
Is this the new /cric/ general?
>all of the rules
>ALL
What's your opinion on tightheads and mankading
please explain cricket to me then
>>66644147
Bowler: try to hit the 3 sticks behind the batsman or have an outfielder catch a hit ball
Batsman: try to hit the ball and run back and forth without getting thrown out (just like in baseball, except tagging the 3 sticks instead of the actual runner)
Fat Lump Gay Ltd.
>>66643218
NSW > VIC > ACT > QLD >>>>>>>>>>>>>> WA >>>> SA >>>>>>>> TAS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NT
more accurate
>>66644199
thanks and the scoring?
>>66643156
>mfw I'm American and know all the rules to cricket and rugby union
>I know all the rules to rugby union
yeah i'm calling bullshit on that one
>>66644241
What's the weather like down there?
>>66644248
Running to each end counts as 1 run every time you do it
If it hits the rope on the edge of the stadium it's 4 runs
If it's a homerun its 6 runs
>>66644273
specify which state you idiot
comparing Tasmania to WA is like comparing Seattle to Nevada
>>66644305
god i fucking hate australians
>>66644305
I'm sorry my roo friend I meant NSW
>>66644305
all of them please
>>66643156
I see you've discovered the internet.
>>66644305
NSW = California
VIC = New York
QLD = Florida
WA = Texas
SA = Missouri
ACT = DC
TAS = Hawaii
NT = Mississippi
>>66644343
Don you realize how massive California is you massive cunt? North California, Central California, and South California are three different climates
Where is the Outback?
Where is the Land Down Undah?
>>66644322
please watch our sport
>>66644331
very temperate, especially along the coast (where everyone lives). Inland (like Canberra) gets cold during the winter. Average high 20's in summer, mid-teens in winter.
>>66644399
Where do women glow?
Where do men plunder?
>>66644334
for starters completely disregard this >>66644343
I'll do it by state:
>QLD
North is tropical. Closest comparison would be Florida but more extreme in the far north.
South-East is where most people live. Brisbane is basically a more humid and rainy version of Sydney.
>NSW
already adressed
>VIC
Temperate with the best farmland on the continent. Melbourne's itself has unprecictable and extreme weather. The meme is that Melbourne can be sunny at 40 degrees, then 2 hours later its 20 degrees and raining, possibly with some hail inbetween.
>TAS
Basically the same as New Zealand. Temperate and cold. Good farmland.
>WA
Huge fucking desert except for the very south-west corner where Perth is. Hot as fuck. No idea why/how people live there
>SA
Same as WA, just sub Adelaide for Perth. Cold winters as well.
>NT
Godforsaken shithole. Only people who live there are Abos and military. Like far North Queensland with a shitty wet/dry season where it just rains non-stop for half the year. Suffocating heat and humidity.
>>66644358
NSW is bigger than Commiefornia. Infact every Australian state except for Tasmania is bigger than Commiefornia.
>>66644415
>South Australia isn't the southern most state
You kooky roos
>>66644478
cheers m8
>it's a kuntykucka shills NSW for Big Strong Americans thread
too bad you can't even afford to live there lmfao
>>66644550
Little hobbit
>>66644415
go fuck yourself with a didgeridoo
>>66644550
Based GOATy GODja is doing a wonderful job of marketing his country to the big strong amerigods.
Meanwhile you're being a rude cunt.
>>66644632
It sure must be nice to shill NSW from my phone under the table at work while using my shitty mobile data because I'm scared to get fired from my pleblic servant job.
Sydney=NYC
Melbourne=LA
Brisbane=Miami
Adelaide=San Antonio
Perth=Phoenix
Canberra=DC
Darwin=Kansas City
Hobart=Honolulu
Alice Springs=Carson City
/gong/=Charleston,South Carolina
>>66644658
Melbourne is more like Seattle or Portland
>mfw I enjoy meme paddle and false-flag in the /cric/ general
Why are Aussies so ornery?
https://youtu.be/6NN7J-BpHGw
You could have learned the rules to an actual good sport like AFL
>ameridumbs
>>66644666
How so? It's hot as fuck here in the summer. NW America does get warm but its cold as fuck compared to here.
>>66644702
Is that the Calvin Ball one?
>>66644708
I thought he was meaning it in a cultural sense
perth seems like a chill out of the way spot
>>66644727
Culturally I guess you could say that but Melbourne is just so much bigger than Seattle.
>>66644731
Most isolated city on the planet bar none. Full of cashed up mining bogans.
>>66644702
This lad knows his stuff
I was raised NSW but AFL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xCO3Ie0xp8
>>66644773
>melbourne urban area population: 4.4 million
>seattle metro area population: 3.7 million
>>66643156
What is the circumference of the of the 30 yard circle in cricket? Don't even try if you can't answer up to 7 decimal places, casual. Also, why is it called a circle when it actually is an Oval. Explain or delete this.
>>66644676
fucking kek
>>66643156
>mfw I'm British and have no idea about Cricket or Rugby (league or union)
>cricket
two teams
one fields, one bats
you hit the ball then you run to the other set of stumps while your partner runs to the set of stumps you just came from
three strikes and you're out
if the fielding team catches the ball the whole team is out
if you hit it really hard you get a '6' which means 6 points
there's terms such as "over" and "wicket" which are measured in a numerical format for some reason
that's about all i got
>rugby
use your hands
or feet
score a 'tri' by getting the ball over the line
there are goalposts for some unknown reason, sometimes players try to kick the ball through the posts (not sure why they don't always do this as their primary strategy t.b.h)
the game's flow gets interrupted every 2 seconds by the referee and they all line up for about 5 minutes before play is resumed
both retarded faggot sports for retarded faggots, the only good thing is that cricket will be extinct in 20 years or so because it's only old people who like it and none of the younger generation give a shit about it
and rugby has never been popular so who cares?
>>66645343
>if the fielding team catches the ball the whole team is out
fucking hate this one
>>66645360
dunno if it's even real lad, it's just what i remember from school
even playing it was dull, so god knows how people can sit in front of a TV and actually WATCH other people playing it.
Just played some cricket lads
>>66643156
your loss mate
>>66644478
thanks for the lesson ( 8
me too
Do you fight and win?
Guys i have to go to work soon and there is a fucking huge fuck off spider like on the wall right out my door and i dont know if he has manouvered himself to get the drop on me if i walk outside.
I could just jump out the balcony but there is fucking wasps nest there i dont want to make angry again. Help...
>>66647199
you're American?
Guys....the spider is now in my room.....im late for work...guess its the wasps. My last words are fuck crick
>>66647256
yes
>>66647439
>half a flag
>half a man?
>American
>>66645343
>sometimes players try to kick the ball through the posts (not sure why they don't always do this as their primary strategy t.b.h)
So that explains the """""""""state""""""""" of poorthern pooisphere rugby. Even the people who aren't watching are asking for more goal kicks.
Nevermind guys ive had a chance to get to know spiderbro, apparently he knows all the rules to American football and NBL, huh who would of guessed. He said to me "yfw the burs win the superbowl, tsuuuu, leicester fan for life since march"
Actually, i dont think i like /sp/iderbro too much
He wants to play fifa but only if he wins, but i cant let him win it has to look natural he said...cya guys
>>66644484
>The midwest is not on the west side of the country
kooky BSAs
>>66644290
>If it hits the rope on the edge of the stadium it's 4 runs
>>66649029
>if it hits the rope at the end of the stadium it's 4 runs
Im a bong and i know all the rules and understand all the nuances of your big strong American sports, even to the point of knowing where some of them went to college etc.
>>66644241
neck yourself krazykrejza
>>66644478
>No idea why/how people live there
because it's GOAT m8
comfy weather without any humidity and no pretentious melbourners or thugby peeague bogans
now that the mining boom meme is over, the cashed up bogan "class" is drying up too
>mfw I'm an american and can acknowledge the objective superiority of the barclays premier league.
>>66644241
>ACT > QLD >>>>>>>>>>>>>> WA >>>> SA
kek
KEK
K-E-K
WA>QLD>>>>>SA>>>>>>>>>>>>A""C""T
