No thread yet so
Lineups:
Red Sox
RF: Mookie Betts
2B: Dustin Pedroia
SS: Xander Bogaerts
DH: David Ortiz
1B: Hanley Ramirez
3B: Travis Shaw
LF: Brock Holt
C: Blake Swihart
CF: Jackie Bradley
SP: Clay Buchholz
Indians
SS: Francisco Lindor
LF: Jose Ramirez
2B: Jason Kipnis
1B: Mike Napoli
DH: Carlos Santana
C: Yan Gomes
RF: Marlon Byrd
3B: Juan Uribe
CF: Tyler Naquin
SP: Carlos Carrasco
cleveland fucking sucks
First game I'm able to watch this season, holy shit I'm happy O'Brien was chosen as the replacement
>>66637856
Thank you Japan
>>66637895
>Boston having the right to call any city shit
>>66637922
I have to wake up at 7:00 AM to watch this shit
>>66637939
>Leaveland trying to call any city shit
Literally the worst major city in the United States
>>66637959
Wrong.
Detoilet is a bombed out shithole.
I CAN'T GET MY RADIO TO STOP SPAZZING OUT
>>66637959
I bet you think the river still catches fire too. Cleveland has far better theater, music, art, and especially food than Bawwston
>>66637985
It still has a nigger population of over 50%, throw in the spics and it's about 65%
You couldn't pay me to live in that city
>leaveland
Stream?
>>66638027
just google "baseball streaming"
>>66638027
Try strikeout dot co
>>66638017
FUCK!
that was a nice pick tho
idiot take that pitch
Wew lad
Thank god it's Nap at first now
>>66638014
>complains about blacks and spics
>>66638017
>brags about championships won by blacks and spics
is don still sick?
>>66638013
>Cleveland thinking it's even close to the livability of other US cities
Boston is no. 34 in the world, Cleveland is probably 34 in the country
dat qt3.14 Cleveland Stryker
>>66638084
Don died retard
Buchholz looks more and more like a homeless meth addict with each passing season
>>66638092
>Cleveland is probably 34 in the country
Not only is it hilarious that you think this is a comeback and insult, but ignorance is no excuse for shitposting. Cleveland is the local craft brewed to Boston's Bud Light, overrated and shit
>>66638104
wtf when?
Kip!
HELMET OFF
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Fuck yeah Kip!
>>66637939
>>66637895
Who cares about cities
CLASSIC buttholez melting down early that's very efficient
Fucking Buchholz.
Dude completely shits the bed with runners on base.
jesus fuck why is this piece of shit the number 2 starter what a joke
>>66638135
Sorry, I was giving the benefit of the doubt, I just looked it up and Leaveland isn't even in the top 100, lol
>>66638173
JRam bringing it back this season lel
>>66638181
Memes aside, wasn't he legitimately your ace a few years ago?
>>66638199
How old are you?
PULL HIM NOW
>>66638199
they tried to make him one last year after they thought it was a good idea to let Lester leave but he's never been a legit ace, he's always been a decent number 3 or 4 guy
>>66638188
>no source
kk bby
Also,
>giving a shit about national rankings
>buttholz
>>66638208
>John "Grady Little" Farrell
>pulling pitchers when he should
L o L
>>66638218
Except that year where he was the unanimous no. 1 Cy Young contender until he fucked up his neck
Hasn't been the same since
DINGERS!
BLASTS.JPG
BASED SLAMTANA
fuck you piece of shit buchholz
LOL GAY KEKHOLDZ
>>66638199
Yeah, one of our so called "aces"
DINGER
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>>66638208
should've pulled him like i said
>Bombston
hey guys sorry I'm still at work but I'm watching the game haha looks like Clay is still pulling that oldfag I'm not good at pitching meme lol good one clay you got us
>Buttholez
Why is this shitbag still allowed on the mound? It's not a mystery - he's as bad as he's always been. Is this another rebuilding year already?
ONLY FOUR MORE DAYS!
CLAY BUCHHOLZ IS A MESS
did anyone sign masterson? Maybe he could be an ace again
>>66638253
>BLASTS.JPG
On my phone otherwise I'd post it haha
>>66638253
COLLAPSE
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>>66638305
>>66638306
Woah.
SHAW
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>STATE OF PANDA
>No Gary
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>66638339
fuck nesn they are holding him down
>>66638199
he was lights out for 12 starts in 2013, then he got hurt (which he always does) and wound up on the DL for 3 months. then he looked like shit when he came back and has sucked most of the time since then. Whenever he's pitched well, he ends up on the DL not long after. It's his 10th season and he's never been remotely reliable, I'm beyond sick of his shit
HE
CAN
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ANYTHING
FUCKING BASED BROCKSTAR
BROCK
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STOP IT CARLOS
BROCKSTAR
>>66638385
hi draper
god damn I fucking hate clay buchholz
>>66638219
Well don't start shit about art, and music, and blah blah blah when clearly you don't know what you're fucking talking about
Also for sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercer_Quality_of_Living_Survey
Check no. 34 to read ahead, feel free to try and find Cleveland. Keep in mind that is World rankings
http://www.popsci.com/environment/article/2008-02/americas-50-greenest-cities?page=1
3rd greenest city, Cambridge is no. 6, and Cleveland is once again left off
http://www.forbes.com/best-places-for-business/list/#tab:overall
Business rankings, Boston no. 55, Cambridge no. 48, Cleveland, no. 95. Hey, at least you made it
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/neighborhoods/crime-rates/top100dangerous/
Violent Crime/1000 residents, Cleveland no. 23, Boston not on the list
http://www.travelandleisure.com/slideshows/americas-most-cultured-cities
Art and Culture, Boston is no. 7, Leaveland is no. 12, congrats
https://www.zagat.com/b/the-top-17-food-cities-of-2015#13
Best food cities, Boston no. 5, Leaveland, once again, nowhere to be found
So there you go
>>66638385
hi draper
I do not like this Brock Holt Matt Damon meme that not Don is trying to force desu...
>>66638398
>>66638411
Hey pals
>>66638410
hi is this ironic or not can anyone explain
>>66638422
hi draper
>>66638410
Look at this autistic insecurity. Why does Cleveland have you so mad?
>>66638410
yo who cares senpai
>>66638449
p m t
>>66638410
Leaveland BTFO
>>66638452
pre-menstrual tension?
>>66638410
Nobody gives a fuck, you're both shit.
I would describe myself as half backwoods, half intellectual. Meaning, I can set up a tent and start a fire AND I can talk a bout the many facets of environmental sustainability for hours.
Im back and its 4-2. Why does Clay Buckholz refuse to ever be fucking dependable?
>>66638410
I always find it so funny how people can get so butthurt about this. You have to be mega insecure to take the time to post this, in a baseball thread nonetheless.
>>66638410
unfortunately Cleveland apparently has better pitching than boston right now, which is sort of what matters
>>66638410
>arbitrary rankings based off national writers' popularity-driven opinions
when is nava gonna start
>>66638410
dude who cares, you're not a Cleveland sports fan. You've already won. You've actually seen your teams win championships
>>66638517
>the written conclusions of people who's job it is to do exactly this
>arbitrary
>the opinion of an anon on 4chan
>not arbitrary
>>66638522
he started opening day for the angels and got one of their only three hits (he was 1-3 against jake arrieta)
I think our outfield will be just fine. Thank god FO wasn't retarded enough to give up an elite starter for a mediocre OF like Gardner or Pweeg
Sorry I am late guys I had to go for the 50 mcnugget workout. Please text me the game updates. Thank you.
First MLB hit for BAEquin
>>66638558
that was nice of farrell to let the angels use him for a day, when is he starting for us though
>>66638483
Dude, these baseball threads are always about talking shit about everything possible, how do you think this got started in the first place
>>66638556
Not that anon but how does one even objectively measure something like how "cultured" a place is? That sounds extremely subjective.
>>66638566
To: 66638566
Subj: Game Update
Message: hi wassup my brother? click here for free offer
>>66638602
FUCK CLAY
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NICE THROW JBJ THE BEST OUTFIELDER I EVER SEEN
>>66638595
active plays and their quality by critics, number and quality of museums of different kinds, live music attraction, festivals, art shows and galleries, etc
:(
HELMETS GETTING BTFO. JOSE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
I'm starting to think we might only have 4 aces
22 Individual memesters.
>>66638589
>implying baseball threads can't be comfy
you haven't been here during the summer the last two seasons when hope was pretty much gone and we were just talking to each other
>he has not looked comfortable from pitch one of the game
try 3 years jerry
>>66638631
Oh well good thing I don't give a shit about most of those things, although I think Cleveland is decent in this department.
>>66638410
all this autism when you could have just posted the hastily made cleveland tourism video
>>66638666
lol
>>66638652
lol yea it's too early to tell on price i agree
>>66638669
Well it ranked #12 in the country, so pretty good actually
>>66638696
We did it senpai.
so now that Boston's long reliever (wright) is in the rotation who is farrell going to put in to mop up the mess buchholz will inevitably leave on the mound?
>>66638711
matt barnes
>>66638711
Brock Holt
>>66638013
>tfw lived in cleveland and boston
what a brutal post dude, take your head out of your ass, obviously boston has more going on than cleveland.
>>66638718
he played 41 minutes last night he might be too tired today
>>66638711
i think tonight we're going to find out
Cleveland's shitty and Boston's boring there I said it.
Now stop fighting children.
>>66638564
I feel pretty good about the OF once Brantley and Chiz are back.
>>66638751
Played what
>>66638711
Today I think it's going to be Layne and Ramirez
The Finisher.
>>66638785
idk
so is clay still an ace
>>66638785
the chicago bulls
>>66638776
I take it you've lived in both places and would never base anything solely on what you see on the internet, right?
>>66638813
in my opinion we have five number ones
>>66638813
>2016
>parking your ferrari in the garage
Boston has one great SP,
Cleveland has three good SP.
They aren't Wynn, Feller and Garcia, but they are pretty good.
>>66638830
FIVE ACES
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>>66638858
I'm sick of this misinformation being spread here. We have five aces. Honestly, your mindset is plain old toxic. Get a life outside of the Internet and maybe you could get a girlfriend to improve your pathetic life. Bye.
>>66638858
>Kluber, Carrasco, Salazar are only "good"
No.
>>66638854
well i can't just park it on the street
>>66638858
>not knowing that Joe Kelly is about to have a return to his 2013 numbers
>>66638858
Lel nice OF Boston, impressive defense
>>66638918
ahahaha this post made me laugh so hard for some reason :)
>>66638813
jesus christ just look at that fat fuck
>state of this rotation after Price
There's no reason to have a net over the seats behind home plate. A pop foul isn't gonna hurt anyone and just ruins chances for fans to catch souvenirs
>>66638813
that's a nice looking Ferrari
>>66638970
fat is beautiful retard
maybe Sandoval will find inspiration from Marlin Birds story
why is it so hard to reheat chili in the microwave
>>66638995
I guess he's more beautiful on the bench than actually playing
>>66639040
fun fact: if your ice cream is too hard to scoop, heat up your spoon in the microwave!
>>66639000
that's funny
How do we fix Shitholz, bros?
>>66639051
>95 million dollars to sit on a bench
it's the american dream
>>66639091
a question as old as time, he's broken forever
>>66639091
by shooting him in the head
>>66639158
rude desu, then we'd only have four aces
i like baseball
>>66639051
>>66639098
could we please stop fat shaming Sandoval? red sox threads are judgement free zones.
>>66639171
FUCK YOU
is swihart officially a bust? can we have salty back
>>66639171
fuck off with your shitposting
>>66639171
bullshit
Is the Fenway opener going to get snow delayed?
>>66639251
idk let me check the weather channel
Buchholz is locked in
oh oh
great shut down inning buchholz gems like this are why he's the ace
>>66639329
why is Buchholz only good when he wants to be?
it's hard to believe cuckhholz once threw a no-hitter
>ipads allowed in the dugout
ok can the guerin austin meme end? why does she keep saying OB it's not cute
>>66639379
>Ferrari's parked in the garage
it's like they don't want to win games
>>66639379
Is he gonna play Fruit Ninja or Candy Crush?
Is don just doing the home games this year?
>>66639409
i heard he's still playing temple run
>>66639413
pls, don't
>>66639413
>>66639413
>>66639453
fucking will middlebrooks faggot piece of fuckstick
>>66639413
>MISSED OPENING DAY BECAUSE I HAD CLASSES FROM 11 TO 6, THEN HAD PROJECT SHIT TO WORK ON AFTER
>MY ROOMMATE IS A FAGGY FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT
>CLAY BUTTHOLEZ IS PITCHING
I LITERALLY COULD NOT BE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING
ANY HARDER RIGHT NOW
>>66639462
lol
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66639508
why would you take a loser last name
>>66639409
the only thing he looks at is the dunkin donuts app
Jenny dell is a dog
Who /hazel mae/ here?
>>66639542
lol is that gary's mom
>>66639489
kek you sound tense
>>66639555
God this week has been fucking awful man I don't know what else to say.
And then to get back to my dorm to my deodorant-less, autistic faggot socially retarded dickbag roommate AND find out that Buttholez is in mid-season buttholez form, pretty infuriating.
>>66639585
settle down my good man
>>66639523
>japan flag
>makes this joke
you're teaching english abroad or some shit right? zero chance you're an actual jap
>>66639555
>plays like shit
>gets trips
at least Buchholz did SOMETHING today
RIP japan cuteposter
>>66639590
thank you my good friend. So I heard David was awesome on Tuesday, haven't watched a recap game of it. Any memes go on yesterday?
>>66639650
wow shes cute
>>66639650
QT
>>66639650
エレン先生A CUTE
A CUUUUUUTEEEE
>>66639650
Post source
gtfo
FUCK YES PAPIIIIIIIIIIIII
OMFG
cap it
>he doesnt retire this year
WOW
>>66639786
If he has a 60 homerun season do you think he'll retire?
>literally on pace for 162 homers this year
BASED
>listening to Cleveland announcers on stream
HOW FUCKING BUTTHURT CAN YOU BE?
LMFAO
>>66639772
>duplicate file
please do not take my images
HANLEY! DON'T FUCK YOUR SHOULDER UP AGAIN!
wtf stop carlos
OMFG!
Buchholz-tier meltdown
>All these rare papis
HANLEY!
>no more ortiz spam after this season
>there's no one on the roster that can take the place
I don't want it to happen.
HANRAM
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DIG
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The new bash bros
>>66639759
http://jin115.com/archives/52125965.html
Also, unconfirmed, guy in bottom middle of pic related may be an "18" year-old prospect from the Dominican.
>you will live to see Ortiz posting die out
DON'T RETIRE PLS
>>66639869
Would do dirty things to Ellen. And her friend Mary.
>>66639795
If he is 18 or over by all star break it will be will he or wont he
40 in september sox make an offer he cant refuse
KEK
>INJUNS
>>66639869
He's a soccer coach from Brazil lol.
>>66639875
If he does retire LOL DFENS.
If he does retire we will see him doing the round tables with Pedro.
uh why isn't Rusney playing????
>leaveland defense
you now remember why the indians were preranked so low
what are they doing lol
JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK SOMEONE POST STREAM PLEASE!!!!
>>66639869
>Becky is an Aussie
THESE GIRLS THO
why are Cleveland teams so good at blowing it?
>>66639959
>>66639980
saved
I found one anyway
>no more epic mustard meme from Don during Indians away games
wow I don't know how to feel right now
>SHAW TAKEN OUT FOR PABLO, YOUNG PINCH-HIT FOR
FARRELL YOU LITERAL FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66639908
crowds at fenway are going to start doing pro wrestling "please don't go" chants
>>66640019
Where is Don is he sick or something this guy sounds like him but doesnt look like him
>>66640019
young what the fuck
>>66640028
Wait what Young is on base. Whats happening?
DON'T BUNT.
>>66640050
STOP
>>66640058
young pinch hit for shaw, young will probably play in left and holt will probably switch to third, the ferrari will likely stay in the garage
