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Pretty damn good player
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he looks like an awkward preteen boy
i thought germans were supposed to have manly faces?
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>>66637111
his gf is for sure
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she certainly is if you catch my drift
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thicccc
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>my gf is german
>she hates germany
>refuses to wear a german soccer jersey
>won't even put on the drndl that i bought for her

how do I make her love germany?
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>>66637182
cut inside
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>>66637182
GIB IHR DEN DICK
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>>66637182
not all Germans wear dirndls you mong
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didnt know he was a chubby chaser
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>>66637182
Beat the antifa mindset out of her with a hardcover edition of Mein Kampf.
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those fucking teeth

wat
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>>66637218
>sell low self-esteem cuck de Bruyne
>sign low self-esteem chubby chaser Draxler

Bravo, Wolfsbeta.
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>>66637111
>those teeth
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>le mediocre but occasionally world class in big matches man
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>>66637182
>dressing up as an attention whore volksfest skank because your amerifat bf thinks Bavarian tourism shenanigans are an acceptable clothing choice
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they look like siblings senpai
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>>66637313
He's a Schalker, Schalke is Kebab Central and kebabs are notorious cousin fuckers. Wouldn't surprise me.
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>>66637182
give her a german dick
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>>66637223
but mein kampf is a shit book .
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>>66637567
And OP is a shit American with a shit gf. It's like pottery, it rhymes.
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sane, goretzka, meyer are any of these good ?
did they ever disclose how much wolfsburg paid for him ?
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>>66637567
No U
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>>66637609
36 Millions
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Hmm a German gf or a Norwegian gf?
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>>66637182
Actually German or the American German, i.e. her great-great grandfather might have been German and she once had a layover in Frankfurt
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>>66637637
>mfw Hitler considered Iranians and some indians closer to Germans than Czechs
what an autist
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>>66637655
Is that what americans are calling their palms nowadays?
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>>66637655

nether
get an italian gf, she will literally cup your balls on play with them as she treat your dick like royalty. it's fucking awesome. northern women are fucking bland as fuck.
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>>66637682
>what's for tea honey-bun? Oh, pasta again? Great... *sigh*
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>>66637709
I dont know why but I laughed.
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>>66637667
Those are pakis 2bh
Also Iranians loved hi back, some suggested that he was the 12th imam
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>>66637735
> some suggested that he was the 12th imam
top kek
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>>66637735
>12th imam

Sounds like some animu arpeygi stuff anon.
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man the finale made me depressed when they all brought their cutie gf's and wives to the pitch
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>>66637182
learn arabic, get a good tan, grow your beard, put Nasheed isis song as ambient background music and give her a good dicking

she'll feel right at home
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>>66637663
you just described literally every fucking "white" american that claims their german ethnicity and acts prideful of it
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>>66637928
Works for "Italian Americans" and "Irish" Americans and "African" Americans too
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>>66637226

Only Americans are vapid enough to artificially whiten their teeth mate
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>>66638041
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will there ever be a WAG hotter than Ludivine Sagna?
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>>66638078
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>>66638161
Well then
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>>66638041
At least we're vain (which is the word you were looking for) enough to straighten our teeth. And to get them cleaned by a dentist regularly. Mate.
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>>66638161
she's not hot at all
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>>66637182
>soccer
That your problem right there, germans only love football you subhuman nigger
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Great at big matches, shit or injured the rest of the time.
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>>66638065
are you suggesting that hammond isn't an undercover american?
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>>66637182
why bother, it's an ugly culture through and through
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>this beta cuck dyel has qt 3.14 gf and im a kissless virgen who lifts
fuck this planet
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>>66637915
kek btfo
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>>66637182
you can tell shes authentic German because she despises Germany. Be on high cuck alert anon
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>>66638441

>he fell for the lifting for grills meme

Lifting won't do jack shit in that regard if you don't have a good personality to begin with.
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>>66637111
>that gf
hnnnng
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>>66637915
LOLOLOL
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>>66638320
aaaannd theres that temper of yours again..

now you know what happened last time?
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>>66637182
Have you tried a burka in German colours?
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>>66637111
>>66637158
Why do they look like brother and sister?
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oh look, its another player that Wenger """nearly""" signed
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ITT: entertainment
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>>66638304
How to spot a batty boy: 101
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>>66638161

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ0KdiLPJfo&nohtml5=False

she looks like a man
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>>66637675
REKT
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>>66638078
Antonella Rocuzzo
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>>66637675
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>>66637915
this
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>>66637140
7/10 bein generous m8, garbage for a pro footballer
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>>66637182
IS SHE PROUD OF NOT BEING PROUD?
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>>66637111
>>66637158
>my bf just won the WC
>i have to make sure people pay more attention to me by wearing whore shorts and a huge necklace
fucking cunts
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He's a very good boy
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>>66654844
the necklace is terrible but maybe she was wearing shorts because of your jungle climate
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>>66654900
except the final was played in the mid of winter you dumb cuck
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>>66637111
Nope.
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>>66656054

but the people in the background are all wearing T-shirts.

DO you even know what winter is Hueman?
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Very Underrated
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>>66637182
If she's one of those Americans who are like "I'm German" when in reality her grandparents were the only ones born in Germany and moved to the US you should fucking dump her bro
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I'd liga her Bundes if you know what I mean
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>>66637203

seriously under-rated
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>>66637111

You can tell she's going to be really fat at age 45.
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he is the better götze
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