2 fucking 0 at HT
>halal
>benshitma
>zidane
no but really what happened
benis
How much did Danilo cost?
>>66632921
Halal a shit
>>66632921
2:0
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Volkswagen did nothing wrong
>both matches are absolute memefests
Dang it
Can't watch both
>Madrid
>de halal
Stoked for WLFSB
most
dangerous
lead
>>66632940
Something like 30m-ish
>man shitty
>real madshit
>>66632921
Yeah I didn't catch what happened to Benzema.
>I dont rate Zidane
>benshitma
IT'S HALF TIME
QUICK, POST WOLVES
Leicester City wins Premier League, Wolfsburg wins Champions League
what a time to be alive boys
>>66632940
More than 30, they celebrated it like winning a title
PRIMO VICTORIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJAwCBbnuc
If real can equalize, they'll surely win at home
Finals confirmed for Wolfsburg - Bayern
You hype?
reminder that Wolfsburg players are LITERALLY VW employees
>they fell for the brazilian fullback meme
>halal can't score on >brazilian defence
>with donte playing
mein sides
benzemaids dead again too, this game is too good
Webm of 2-0 plz
>farage on German television
Nice
>>66633009
>>66632970
>Casemiro will be the new Makelele
>>66633009
NEVER
E
V
E
R
Can I get a webm of the non penalty goal?
Why is Real so bad, lads?
>>66632940
They signed him cause Barça wanted him kek
>>66632970
>yo rankeo al zadane-o
>>66633073
Stfu jew
>>66632788
>>66633064
Don't forget to work out, lads.
>>66633039
please refrain
>>66633039
Is that the wife of Jeb Bush?
Draxler is playing better than Ronaldo, Bale, and Kroos combined.
DRAXLER IS LITERALLY THE BEST PLAYER IN EUROPE.
Calling it now, it will end 2:3
>>66633073
You're not in the best position to make fun of people getting cucked by germans
>>66633099
where can I find more of these vlad
>trump want to deport THIS.
explain yourselves trumpfags
FOXES WIN PREMIER LEAGUE
WOLVES WIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
HOW WILL CATFAGS EVEN COPE LOL
>>66633039
Nice, she's just ugly enough that maybe she would date me.
post yfw Wolfsburg destroys Real, Barca and then Bayern in the Finals
>>66633046
I actually own a Volkswagen.
Hope we win this shit.
Webms of goals, anyone?
What a time to own a VW
>>66633142
watch him choke in the euros
![repositorio_obj_8448_1433588486[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o9rXDYd.jpg "repositorio_obj_8448_1433588486[1].jpg")
>>66633073
why would you say that?
Just got in lads, what the fuck has happened?
WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS AFUCKING JOKE
FUCK
Reminder >schalke only just lost 5-4 on aggregate to real madrid
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/31802502
>>66632921
Danilo
>It's a "Draxler in the CL" episode
>>66633149
where that shit is from?
>it's a rubes get distracted by mindless entertainment and forget about global social injustice episode
ZINIT - GOVNO
Benzema KO for this season, oficial.
>>66633155
god bless mexico
>>66633155
>he fell for the "venezuelan women are all miss universo beauties" memes
i challenge you to find a single venezuelan woman like that in caracas or any other city
>>66633208
looks awkward as fuck
When I have sex for the first time I want to have the lights off
>>66633155
>black and brown hair
Trump needs to rev up those ovens not give free ride back to tacoland
Been watching the other match. Have halal had chances and goofd or are they just shit?
Who else is having a /comfy/ half time snack?
-grubing on some Jack in the box
-eating on my bed = comfy
Fuck Volkswagon.
>>66633155
Are Real Madrid experiencing post-el clasico fatigue?
They should just fix the referee like barca
Who /vw/ here?
>>66633208
>oreo tits
ew
>>66632970
Are there any better memes on 4chan than the Zidane dog and the nihilistic gorilla? I don't think so.
animal memes are best memes.
>>66633176
He won't choke on the big stage. He's always amazing when he knows he's in the spotlight, he just can't be assed to perform in the league every week against minor teams.
the city of madrid
>>66633237
>hes a virgin
HAHA point and laugh at the loser!
>>66633044
I'd trade a kidney just to watch that happen and experience the metric tons of salt from barca and halalfags
>>66633155
if hillary or bernie wins, they're going to have to wear burkas, so that's not really better
>>66633155
Venezuela>Mexico>Dominican
>>66632921
Fluke win in a meaningless Clasico
>>66633208
stop posting ugly whores you mongoloid
>>66633254
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
![1026620232[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ItfoaVS.jpg "1026620232[1].jpg")
>>66633101
reported to the pc gestapo
last two digits define the final score
>>66633155
>south american womanlets
wew lad
I can't stop laughing
Another year without trophies
They should test the Wolfsburg players. You never know with Volkswagen..
>>66633278
kek
>>66633278
>meep meep
>Tfw PSV narrowly lost to Atletico on pens and Wolfburg are going to the Semi's
Don't feel too bad going out in the group stages to them now.
>I rank Zidane
>I rate Zidane
pick 1/4
>>66633278
kek
I could see some drunks falling for that shit
I just got home
is there any refball going on?
>>66633272
Is the nihilistic gorilla the unrustled one?
>>66633245
more like cancer in the box
>>66633335
Stop russia these are disgusting
>>66633278
>>66633333
checked
> Royal Mandril
>Jugendliche würden eher zum joint greifen wenn es legal wäre
They don't understand a single thing, do they? I hate le weed kids but holy shit the media and politics is retarded.
>>66633278
meep meep
>>66633319
he looks slightly mad
>>66633155
>trump wants to deport this
I swear one of the lads on 5live said fans were chanting putana ronaldo or something
>>66633333
>I rate digits
>>66633350
this one
Mates want to go out pick up girls on Friday, ho do I into it?
>>66633335
poor mattress
>>66633112
Yeap, I need to get fit again desu. More energy'll do mind good
>>66633333
Nice digits there lad
>>66633421
that's messi
>>66633384
gas the junkies racial purity now
Been thinking about moving to Barcelona, lads.
Pretty girls, nice climate, good location, not as poor and crappy as the rest of Spain, beautiful city, great food.
>>66633333
CHECKED
>>66633351
Stfu commie. I bet you have to wait in line to get your weekly rations. I have the freedom of choosing from unlimited food options.
Remember when they said that Real were lucky to draw Wolfsburg?
I`d rather say that Wolfsburg were lucky to draw Real
Lol kek hahaha
>>66633335
Post the one where he fucks the asian qt
>>66633440
and gypsies everywhere
>>66633246
Who's this guy? Does he have a channel or something?
I want to do something like this.
>>66633427
join a refugee group
>>66633319
nitrous oxides checked out for all players m8
>>66633440
What does a German accent in Spanish sound like?
The typical "german schoolboy" accent in English is adorable.
>>66633335
Who is this? Is she famous or something?
>>66633454
albino sweden you're killing me
>>66633427
get her drunk with some Tatransky Caj and give her your Klobasa ;)
>>66633305
Spanish judio?
>>66633155
>>66633427
Just be yourself
>>66633427
1. pick a girl
2. upper cut her
3. bring back home
4. ???????
5. remove kebab
>>66633272
don't forget smug foxes
>>66633278
Kek
>>66633421
The great debate
>no a los impuestos
Did wolfsburg never update their stadium songs? When the first half ended they played tubthumping and now enter sandman, fucking get with the times you krauts
>>66633448
nice prop, stole it from hollywood?
>>66633496
virgin mary had more sex than me
what's your point
Why is Barcelona so /fa/ lads?
>unironically losing to a team Bas Dost plays for
>>66633496
>and its my jew fault
>>66633496
Well to be fair it is not able to enjoy the sex.
>>66633245
Disgusting fatfuck. That "snack" is at least 1000 calories
>still no James
>>66633496
>the habby merchant in the top left corner
I like you Maccabi/Hapoel/Beitar
>>66633482
do girls love it?
I wanna get an American gf to get a green card desu
>>66633528
holy shit
>>66633295
Do you have medication to your psychosis'?
>>66633504
Stop this juan
>>66633278
You could literally meme someone to death with this, based af
>>66633536
what's wrong with the classics?
>>66633547
bas dost is a top lad thoug
>>66633544
>rapper
>fag
>rapper
>fag
>>66633544
Literally every single outfit looks shit
>>66633536
fuck off, /mu/
>>66633544
what happened to messi's geography teacher outfit? i was a big fan tbqh
>>66633544
You now remember 1980 when Football Players
used to be grown man and not some
swaggy 16y olds
>Metallica playing
nice
>>66633254
CAN'T STUMP THE TRAPP
>>66633544
>wearing a formula 1 flag
>>66633496
>that fucking watermark
>>66633229
Met a couple of Venezuelans in their 30s in a tour to chichen itza, hot for their age and being married moms, real cute accent, very friendly
Would marry tbqh familia
>>66633245
>>66632879
Not tsu at all tbf
>>66633208
I found nothing
>>66633544
>MESSI
My fucking sides
They should have never let de Bruyne go to ManU
>>66633569
Yeah girls will totally dig a /fa/ European dude with a schoolboy accent like Pascal Wehrlein.
You won't play well in small towns or places where guys wear camo. But in a big city with a young population you'd do great.
I live in Washington DC and you'd do great here. Plus there would be other Germans to hang out with.
>>66633620
sex is for degenerates anyway
i'd rather have memes
>>66633620
w-where do i find these milord
>>66633620
Moooods pedo-jew
>>66633492
Would that work in Wien too?
>>66633620
wew ladstein
>@Squawka: Real Madrid's defence of Danilo, Ramos, Pepe & Marcelo failed to win a single tackle in the first half vs Wolfsburg.
JUST
>>66633618
noice
we did a good job there
>2 years after being gone from Bayern
There's still literally no one that told Kroos he cannot fucking shoot
WHO TOLD HIM HE CAN SHOOT FROM DISTANCE
LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PLAYER IS BETTER AT IT
Thread is filled with
> Russian posting the ugliest whores
> jew posting low test fuck machine shit
> German trying to banter as hard as they can and falling miserably
What a shitty thread. Lets hope for some more vw goals
>>66633589
>you will never cheer for a team playing exclusively classical music in the half time break
>you will never listen to the stadium announcer reciting Rilke poems during boring phases of the game
why bother
>>66633679
how is that even possible
>>66633679
KEK
>>66633665
Why the fuck would you go for Habsburg inbreds when you could get Slav slags at home?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>gaynaldo
most overrated shitcuck in the world
>>66633565
Calories in, calories out
>>66633537
Heh, it's mine. Something you can't own in your country.
>Madrid getting fugged by literally whose.
It just had to happen.
>>66633569
>green card in the US
for what purpose?
are you non-white?
New Zealand is the place to go for white people.
>>66633692
only a few areas in this country have nice girls
>>66633046
>reminder that Wolfsburg players are LITERALLY VW employees
do they work as full time plumbers?
>>66633665
we don't have Tatransky Caj or Klobasa
Here it would be something like Stroh 80 and Käsekrainer
>>66633679
Just TSU me up family
Is Bale better than nerman?
>cant even tapnaldo
>>66632879
Bundesliga=Premiership>>>La "liga">Serie A
Bale's hair is so fucking gay
>>66633504
that's the punchline to my 'Hitler asking for blind date advice' joke
>>66633709
t-ts-tsoo?
>slipnaldo
>>66633728
Not even close
>Slippy T
>>66633679
HOW THE FUCK DID BARCELONA EVEN LOSE?
WHAT THE FUCK, LUIS ENRIQUE?
TSUUUUUUUU
>>66633737
It hides his bald spot.
Webm of Slipping Christiano please
>renald
TSUUU-
hello where are the upset
>Slippy TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
more like Cristiano Slipando
>>66633751
>Not even close
>Not
>even
>close
>slipnaldo
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66633728
Bale is faster and does better throw-ins. Holy shit he's fast.
But he's nowhere near the ballhandling skill. I'd take NeyNey over Bale any day.
Also holy shit CR7 is a crybaby.
>>66633762
because of refball ?
>marcelo breakdancing
>SLIPPY M
>slip on your own foot
>get mad at ref
why don't we exterminate them
>naldo is better than ronaldo
>0>ro
>ro
>my country is worse than 0
>>66633679
They will try to buy Kante soon, just watch.
>>66633762
By playing like an utter garbage in the 2nd half.
Seriously, that was Barca's worst 45 minutes in like 5 years of football. Tsubasas were doing whatever they wished to do.
>>66633762
Irrelevant match so Real Madrid plays well.
>>66633504
Is that in North Sinaloa?
>>66633728
'no'
>>66633208
Please sauce i couldn't find nothing with that name
>marcelo
>>66633808
>He does better throw-ins
>>66633719
the ones with the most spanish blood
>>66633712
why buy mexican shit pies with dog meat instead of normal subs?
>that moment when you realize this is it, real will be kicked out of the CL because of fucking WOLFSBURG
hahaha oh wow
>>66633696
>no banter
brits are in the other thread and you can't expect much banter from madrid plastics
PLEASE MADRID FUCKING SCORE FFS
webm of donaldo slipping pls
>>66633847
WHERE DO I GET THESE
reminder real was close to getting eliminated by >schalke last year
Just placed my first bet ever on a real comeback win, I am NOT watching the game because I have no option to watch it.
how fucked am i?
>real madrid have not fixed their studs for volkswagen arena
I always get this warm, fuzzy feel when I see Marcelo
>>66633847
why only fuckingmachines webms, schlomo?
why not other sites?
>>66633847
Moooooooods disgusting jew
Of the Sideshow Bob looking Brazilian guys, which one is better, David Luiz or Marcelo?
What is Wolfsburg's position in the bundesliga?
>>66633847
It's a jew tries to stop white breeding episode.
>>66633866
Fuck off spic
So back to real gametalk.
Wolfsburg is defending woth all players on their own half, but are great and fast @ counter attacks
just as seen at the 2:0
Madrid right now is tilt as fuck cause they believed in some sunday walking ez game.
And a tilt madrid is literally the worse madrid.
I say this is gonna end 4:1 for WOB
>>66633880
very fucked
>>66633866
>dem earmuffs
>post yfw Madrid loses
>>66633894
nobody likes them disgusting business club with shit fans and right now they are 8th
they used to be set 2nd/third maybe even first
>>66633856
I like to explore food from different cultures.
>>66633894
8th or something
they've been slipping recently
>>66633894
eight
i
g
h
t
>>66633009
>>66633078
Go back to /v/. Also, it's demo is due out in July.
