Qatar 0-0 UAE.
Z. Ibrahim (Qatar) penalty saved by J. Bin Hart (UAE).
wolfsburg just scored
is it happening?
>its a goalie on a shit team giving it all out episode
Nth for Lester
WEW LAD
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
JOE "THE MADMAN" HART
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Just so you guys know, I might have an important phone call later this evening
>volume
gonna make some tea
>>66631450
BANTER
A
N
T
E
R
Can City actually go to semis ?
>>66631440
you incestuous perv
>Halal getting reffballed again
Who /a/ here?
>>66631432
that's hart in every champions league game for city, he's literally the only reason they don't lose every game 5-1
>>66631436
>>66631440
>>66631447
You all suck my dick.
>post yfw /a/ wins the Ch/a/mpions Le/a/gue
It's coming home lads
>>66631486
Get to semis
wolfsburg in the semis
lose 8-0 in the final
believe
>>66631514
ayyyyy lmao
>>66631514
Ayyyyyy lmao
ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
>>66631512
that would be haram tbqh
>>66631486
yes
From a no homo point of view, can a guy be more handsome than Rabiot?
>>66631486
i think that is against british sharia law so no
>>66631468
To be honest with you, I am baking some muffins. I have gone with coco powder, coffee and white chocolate on the flavour side.
>>66631502
we all /a/ here
>>66631516
Rabiot is a big xD
How well do you think PSG would do in the PL?
>>66631536
>>66631538
>>66631486
no lol
WHY ARE THOSE TEAMS REFUSING TO PLAY DEFENCE WHAT THE FUCK
>zlatshit
>>66631516
>>66631530
could be fun
>''The El Kloppico''
Agh silva ya puffmeister
dubs and kun aguero pulls his hamstring
>>66631514
aaayyyyy lmao
>>66631549
llorente
>>66631549
No homo I like Aurier better. He looks cooler.
>>66631562
about as well as city
>>66631536
>>66631538
strong
>>66631579
Does >she do porn?
>English Premier League
City have more french (2) than english (1) players on the pitch against a french team
>>66631544
I'd gladly have a threesome with Haram and your Mom tbqh
Rumminigger tactically riled up wolfsburg so that they'd knock out bayern's competition and the bavarians can stroll the cl
>>66631396
why are they called paris-saint-germain when its not even a german team
anyone got a decent stream lads please
>>66631605
Of coursh
>>66631550
nice banter muslim bro
am i too late to green arrowing psg
psg has swithced off, shitty will win
>>66631608
city have 3 french players you fat german cunt
dubs and sideshow bob gets redcarded in the first half
>>66631630
never
i still can't get that russian sicko webm from yesterday out of my head. havent been able to fap since. will it ever end?
>>66631589
Typical tall retarded cuck
>>66631591
No blacks please
>>66631608
City are plastic mercs though, no English player wants to go to them. At the rate they're going in the league they won't even qualify next year
>>66631608
city have 3 frenchies on the pitch
/sp/ when was zlatan finished? im gonna search for that match.
>He's watching on a stream
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So, what part of Paris/Manchester are you lads from?
which shake is winning lads? How are their slaves doing to settle this old rivalry of UAE V Quatar?
>>66631672
sharjah
IBRA WHAT THE FUCK
>>66631608
but Clichy Mangala and Sagna are dog shit tbqh m8
>tfw you've no RB only Sagna for the NT
IBRANONOVIC
>>66631650
Why would they want English players, they're shit. It would be like them wanting American players
>ZLELTAN
Has anyone ever been as shit as Ibra?
>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
>IBRALEL
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>IBRALEL
IBRALEL
This should be in
>>66631657
>he pays real money to watch a bunch of overpaid mercenaries kick a ball around for 90 minutes
actually fucking lmaoing at your life. holy shit.
>le cheeky karate manbun kid
>MEMEBRAHIMOVIC
Ibra looks MLS ready
Ibra is shit AHAHAHAHAHA
>>66631608
City have more french players on the pitch than PSG, which is just as embarrassing if not worse
>tfw zlatan will never win the CL
it's just not fair boyz
;_;
>>66631672
Middle-south
> It's a ibra chokes episode
>Zlatan bottling it in big games
>shitan
the city of otamendi and zlatan
>halal madrid
WOLFSBURG 2-0 HOLY SHIT
>memeheovic
Zlatan pls
>zlatan
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>>66631618
Reddit soccerstreams
>>66631608
Can hardly blame city when their english players are all injured
>ZLATAN
>zlatanshitmemebrahimovic
>ZLATAN
KEK
The FUCK was Otamendi up to?
thats a miss
>>66631717
>misses a pen
>misses a 1 on 1
>unfair
>cuckbrahimovic
>>66631650
>City are plastic mercs though
Yeah, not the player of other teams. Those play for free obviously.
FUCK OFF ZLATAN
WILL SWEDEN EVER RECOVER?
>>66631672
What part of SWEDEN YES are you from?
>Zlatan
J U S T
U
S
T
>i rank zlatan
>HALAL
>LOSING 2-0 TO VOLKSWAGEN FC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ISLAMIC CALIPHATE OF SWEDEN
>Muslims
>IBRAHIMOBITCH
>Ibrahimoshit
Try and see this fraud hack it in the based EPL
he ain't gonna get his statue playing like that
why is our guy so nervous friends
>le charge forwards and lose the ball centrebacks
Why is he doing this?
>>66631657
report that faggot to the police and get him v&, it's one thing to stream for free but that's just outright theft
>Otamerdi
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>66631648
>Typical tall retarded cuck
>manlet rage
>Otamemendi
>zlatan
>>66631717
holy fuck
>>66631765
He was a shit CB, like always.
Was expecting a cheeky chip desu
What the fuck Zlatan?
>Otamerdi
>Ibra
>SWEDEN
>NO
>>66631672
I'm from Oldham
Motta is a fucking boss, one of the most underrated players of the last ~8 years
2nd best DM after Busquets imo
city's defence is atrocious, I wonder if any will be there at next season
Otamendi is SO SO SO SO SO bad and has constantly made mistakes against both good teams and bad teams this season
It really makes me think something must be up that he won the best defender of the season award in La Liga last season
>HAPPENING
>"Real" Madrid
>>66631707
>overpaid
nice meme
how much did city pay for otamendi?
>zlatan already toying with eplel
based
>>66631514
Agreed.
>ibramemovic
>HALAL MADSHIT
This a few days after their former striker schooled their opponents.
>Ibrahimovic fans
>>66631717
she is nice but my testosterone is higher
>>66631819
what did zlatan mean by that shot?????
WOLFSBURG
O
L
F
S
B
R
G
>trying a longshot when through on goal
top sneks
Leicester will carve up both of these teams next year
>>66631860
he's playing badly this year, and missing verrati
>Fake Madrid
>>66631865
the problem is clearly the coaches
these were good defenders before they joined city
Is Zlatan white?
2:0 wolfsburg
>>66631865
Pep will play Fernandinho and Sterling at cb next season, they'll be fine
>>66631657
kek
>>66631920
that ass has to be fake
>>66631860
It's because his early career was plagued by injuries. He's really good but most people don't give a fuck about Ligue 1
>>66631870
>he won the best defender of the season award in La Liga last season
He literally did not win that award though.
Ramos did, which is an even bigger joke
stay safe
>>66631870
>people rate side show bob and otamerdi
We're obviously missing something man
>>66631857
Coppice Crew lad?
>>66631905
they genuinely are though. you think some faggot who kicks a ball around deserve £150k a week? what about the people who actually do real work like saving lives?
>>66631937
>sweden
>white
Tell me
how many years of choking does this fuckboy need in order for people to realize he is shit.
>>66631860
kante is the best DM in the world
also that corner was aesthetic as fuck
2-0 WOLFSBURG
2-0 WOLFSBURG
2-0 WOLFSBURG
2-0 WOLFSBURG
2-0 WOLFSBURG
2-0 WOLFSBURG
>>66631950
its not
i fucked her
ama
>>66631931
btw, when is based Marcolino going to be back?
any chance for the second leg?
>>66631950
It's Colombia bro, nah
>i will never be a fuckmachine
t-thanks a lot jew
>>66631870
Defending against Spanish manlets is easy
Il y a trop de fils de pute d etrangers sur ce fil
>in exactly 1 year you will be watching Lester dominate a """""good"""" Europoor team
WORRIED
>>66631950
>I don`t know south america
Auerier is playing? Thought he was banned for calling someone a faggot.
Why is he playing right back?
why can't psg pass right today
>You now remember Cavani
we're watching the wrong game boys
still, too late to switch now
is ibra a fraud?
>>66631755
>Reddit soccerstreams
thanks
>>66632016
psg are cucks
>>66631955
holy fuck that ending scared me
>>66631983
yes he should be ready by then, it was too close for tonight blanc didn't risk him
These wembs are making my breath heavy... pls stop i want to watch the game
One more big titted jap might send me over the edge
>>66632016
First game back
>>66631962
>le nurses and soldiers should be paid footballers wages because it's the right thing to do and fuck the economics of it
>>66631955
Imagine the squeals they'd make as they got rapefugeed. The pretty little squeals.
>>66631755
>>66632035
Gotta be quick though im reporting all HD and leaving all SD out there..
>>66632026
>No James
Madrid deserve to lose
>>66631920
>Tigres
Gignac can bang her at least
>le national gypsy
>>66632026
The days city don't play there's usually a boring game
Then the other game on the day city do play is usually very exciting
>>66632062
literally no argument, nice to know you're a dithering nutcase.
>>66631672
Le Bataclan Canyon
>>66632017
too short to play CB
>tfw no Marco
>>66631962
let's put it this way. if you record a fart and upload it to youtube and it gets 500 million views and you make a bunch of money, and people are requesting you make more videos of you farting, are you REALLY going to say "well I shouldn't do this because it isn't 'real work' so I will stop"
I understand being a front-line soldier in Iraq or wherever is more arduous mentally and physically than being a professional athlete, but the amount of people that can play soccer at this level is probably .001% or something retarded of the amount of people that could be a soldier
just google the economic term "scarcity"
americans, why aren't you at work
>>66632050
Cheers f.a.m
how come there so few frogs in this thread?
seems to me like french and spanish flags are a more rare on /sp/ than a lot of smaller countries
>I rate Ibrahimovic
is hart elite?
>>66632068
Nice Job brah
>>66632088
google "supply demand"
>>66632126
yes
>abe's will deny this
>>66632110
they're at the game you plastic
>>66632110
Most of France doesn't have internet.
>>66631672
Falklands
>>66632068
DEVILISH
>>66631982
>>66631991
>>66632011
it's actually the same girl, she is mexican, her ass got bigger because she just understood that her only purpose is too serve men.
>>66632108
this website is the epicenter of NEETdom...
Cavani is playing?
>>66632108
im at university mohammed. I dont have class till the game is over :^]
>>66632026
Nah, it will be back to normal (Halal BTFOing Lolsburg) p soon. And here we have world class talent on both sides.
>THAT FINISH
HAHAHAHAHHA FUKC
city play so shit, it must take some effort with all those decent players
>>66632126
no just a good stopper
>City get Wolfsburg in the semi finals
>>66632110
Frogs tend to stay away from English speaking websites, Spainish people tend to just stay on /int/ all day self-hating against their country.
>>66632159
Define "playing"
Lads...if Shitty win this tie and get Wolfsburg they could be in a final...
>This cannot be allowed to happen!
They need to go back to obscurity.
>>66632088
Well fucknut when you have players who are in the top 20 of their field on earth of one of the biggest industries on earth where there is enough money to shit out billions you're going to pay them highly.
If you want to bitch about something bitch about 'directors' and 'head of football' getting rich for doing nothing
>>66632168
their only decent players are aguero and de bruyne
the rest are either old, overrated or just plain shite
IBRA IS ABSOLUTE TRASH
CHOKEBRAHIMOVIC
>>66632126
He's Paul Robinson tier.
>>66632155
>her ass got bigger because she just understood that her only purpose is too serve men.
literally every whore on mexican television
>>66632108
I've already met my quota
>>66632183
They will piss themselfs seeing Bundes 7. BTFOING halal madrid
>>66632175
Hamasaki's titties are butifel desu
If d u b s bruyne assist and goal
>>66631536
>>66631538
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
>>66632110
95% of France hates PSG
they cuck our national league
>>66632183
>Benfica - Wolfsburg final
>>66632141
Reminder that ABEs always win and have done for the past 50+ years
>>66632202
so in my country bro, we are not that different
>>66632240
wew
>>66632243
unlike ireland then
>tfw i uploaded a video to youtube in 2007 and it now has 11 million views
>i could've made $15,000 from it on ads
is there any way to still make money from this or what
>pass-it st germain
>>66632240
>trolled
>>66632212
That they are.
>>66632234
HNG MY DICK
still, we'd probably lose
God PSG are Fucking boring
>>66632126
nah
Hart's distribution is godawful
>>66632240
wait till I tell Lad Bible about this top lad bantering
Diveid Luiz pushing the team
>>66632263
link us the video la
LOUIZ
>>66632110
Why are there so many Portuguese on sp?
Portuguese football threads often get as many replies as English ones and with only Portuguese flags
>that's two dimes he should be sent off