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>you're on deck
>Bases loaded
>"Strike One!!"
>Aroldis Chapman on the mound
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>Coach gives the bunt sign
>2 strikes
>>66623481
Word? What kind of weed
>>66623563
>go against coach
>hit grand slam
>>66623481
>qt from school in the stands watching
>"Come on, anon! You can do it!"
>>66623579
>anon wakes up
>"what happened?"
>"you passed out after strike two. Game ended an hour ago"
>2 outs
>nobody on
next repeating digits confirm what happens.
>>66623601
>get hit and run sign
>Popout to the catcher in foul territory
>get hit on my shoulder at my first at bat
>immediately run to base
>guy on mound thinks I'm about to rush him and puts his fist up
>everyone stares at him with a confused look
high school baseball was fun
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>>66623597
>qt in stands felt bad
>left a note in dugout
>>66623579
Why would coach call for a bunt with the bases loaded?
>>66623617
kek
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>>66623631
>tfw no qt cleat chaser gf
Its not fair, why can I never get the girl!
>>66623481
>Coach gives you the take sign
>3-2 count
>>66623644
>he doesnt know about the suicide squeeze.
>>66623617
batter gets cucked by Tyrone on the football team
>>66623660
I'm actually pretty into auto-erotic asphyxiation but how is that relevant?
>>66623631
>read note
>"don't worry anon, you'll get 'em next time! <3"
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batter strikes out, gets publically shamed and spends the rest of his life shitposting on a chinese imageboard
>Playing rival High School
>SS bobbles the ball
>He picks it up quickly
>skys it over the firstbasemen
>Me
>"Can I buy a vowel!!!"
>Rest of my team
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck I miss baseball bantz
>>66623680
>jordan is having a party this weekend. you should come!
>he strikes out looking
>kid gets caught stealing 3rd to end the inning while youre at bat
>>66623481
>That one kid that was the joke miester but terrible at everything else
>4 straight balls when you're up
>gets rekt by foul ball from your teammate
>>66623740
Lol, I remember that guy. He secretly wanted to be on the bench every game.
>>66623696
>note causes a spark in you
>time passes
>last game of the regular season
>decides if you reach postseason
>you're up with two outs
>runners on 2nd and 3rd
>down 1 run
>parents couldn't make it, to busy with work
>qt is there though still rooting for you
>here comes pitch #1
>2 outs
>bases loaded, full count
>ball is thrown
>"EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS" plays the moment it's thrown
>strikeout
what do
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>>66623793
you niggas writing an anime or something?
>>66623802
quit playing sports and start crossfit and do starter strength work outs. Use GOMAD and make mad gains to build up the confidence to ask the at out. qt says, no kys with battle ropes.
>>66623481
>that coach who favours his kids' friends on the team
>that coach who lets his younger son play on the team even though he's two years younger and not that good
>>66623481
>you bunt perfectly
>>66623821
>he doesnt know
>>66623687
>next at bat
>high and inside
>high and inside
>high and indide
>beanball right in between the shoulders on ball 4
>>66623802
>clapping your own strikeout as it happens
SLIIIIIIIIDE TO THE LEFT
SLIIIIIIIIDE TO THE RIGHT
>ball is hit to you
>>66623687
Top bantz lad
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You have to go back
>full count, bottom of the 9th, down by one with bases loaded and two outs
>call time before payoff pitch
>Yo! Hot dog, extra mustard here! And a beer to wash it down
>Hit game winning grand salami
>>66623736
>3rd out at 3rd
REEEEEEEEEEE
>"Get a helmet on, you're hitting for anon"
>playing outfield
>one out, guy on 3rd
>fly ball hit toward you
>>66625555
>quads
you catch it and make a 1 hop throw to the catcher and make the DP.
>bases loaded bot 9th 2 outs down by 3
>coach calls for bunt
>square up
>ball gets hit down the third baseline snagged by the charging third baseman who throws to first to get you out in plenty of time
>go back to dugout, coach pats you, "good work anon, perfect bunt, couldn't have asked for more! Now hit the showers everybody!"
>>66625593
>Now hit the showers everybody!
>First time playing right field
>literally nothing all gane until the 8th when a fly ball hits my mouth
Two stitches and one week later I was back to 3B
>stuck in outfield for little league because i was a shitter
>only had 2 balls ever hit in my direction
>caught em both like a pro and threw the bleachers on my way into the dugout
>mfw
>>66623481
What is this, /sp/ + /tg/? Using the last two digits as d100 rolls to get the outcome of each play?
>Playing four a side football in Primary School
>Opposing team player takes the ball straight from kick off, loops around three players, and scores in about five seconds
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>It was his own team's net
atta boy anon
*1st base coach slaps ass*
>>66626971
>1 ball per year in primary school
>Someone kicks it on the roof immediately
>Don't get to play football in school again until the wind blows it off the roof
>>66629335
Why would you ruin a nice baseball thread with soccer?
>>66623687
>summer league tournament
>watching two teams play before it's our turn
>pitcher for one of the teams is a tall, scrawny kid with a Jeff Foxworthy haircut
>every time he got a swing and miss strike we would yell out "mullet mania!"
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>ball goes over fence
>massive argument over who goes to get it
>someone throws or kicks ball onto roof
>everyone hates him for the rest of recess
>guy falls over and claims foul
>rest of recess is an argument over whether or not it's a penalty
>one of the few kids who actually played American football pulls a QB sneak
>massive argument over whether or not you can do that
>kid in a lower grade takes our soccer ball and runs away with it before throwing it in a garbage can
>9 older kids proceed to beat the living shit out of him
>we pick him up and put him in the garbage can face first
>everyone, even those not involved suspended
>public apologies had to be made
>massive story in the school
>remembered as "the beatdown" years later
>go 3/4 with a couple RBIs
>some faggot who got hurt gets the game ball
