>Draymond "Green"
>is black
1.37/10
He recycles
>steph "curry"
>not literally made of spicy hot soup
>rudy gay
>happily married to a young woman
>Dee "Milliner"
>doesn't sell women's hats
>klay "thompson
>neither parent is named thomp
>Pepe
>isn't a frog
>lionel messi
>isn't a lion
>is relatively clean and organized
>Russell "Westbrook"
>isn't a small stream of water
>Tahir Whitehead
>.......
>Teddy Bridgewater
>Isn't actually a bridge over water but is as dark as the water
>listening to one dance
>celtics fan
>>66621046
>american water
This is without a doubt the worst one of these threads I've seen in a while.
>Hasan Whiteside
>is all blacksided
>Luc Mbah a Moute
>his middle name is 'Richard'
>>66621374
Shitposting Faggot
>is not actually a bundle of sticks
>Marshawn Lynch
>Has never been hung
>>66621994
He just doesn't show that side of him.
>>66620196
>Vida Blue
>Is actually one of those black guys so black he looks blue
>Alex Smith
>His blacksmithing is apprentice-tier at best, really more of an anvil manager.
>dwyane wade
>isn't a professional fly-fisher
>>66625160
wew lad
>Jamaal Charles
>isn't in charge of anything
>O.J. Simpson
>isn't actually a cartoon character
>Kevin Durant
>Isn't a pokemon
>Kawhi Leonard
>is actually a cute guy named Leonard
>Von Miller
>doesn't drink so he can maintain his dancer's bod for DWTS
>John Wooden
>is actually stiff as a board
WE FOUND ONE
>Kobe Bryant
>isn't a well-marbled steak
>Lionel Messi
>is clean
>James Harden
>never actually uses 'Harden'
>>66622266
Kek mind blown
>Derrick Rose
>he keeps falling down
>Dion Waiters
>No he does not
>lebron james
>there's only one of him
>Kawhi Leonard
>actually pretty cute
>>66625401
>>66625318
Derrick Rose
Doesn't bounce back from injury
>>66620796
>Kobe Bryant
>not a delicious form of marbled Brant
Tracy Mcgrady
Isn't a 50 year old white woman
>>66625704
>>66625318
>Derrick Rose
>Would not smell as sweet by any other name
>>66625318
Underrated post
>>66621156
>steph curry
>not a paki
>>66625318
>Derrick Rose
>is not a structure used for drilling oil
>>66621156
>Harrison Barnes
>Lives in a city
>Kevin Looney
>Is not insane
>Maurice Speights
>Moves relatively slowly
>Magic Johnson
>Suddenly disappeared
>Tiger Woods
>Lion plain sight
>Metta World Peace
>is the opposite of World Peace
>>66627973
2deep
>Danny Drinkwater
>Drinks Lucozade
>>66628003
nice
Let's try to be a bit more original, faggots
>Mark Cuban
>not a cigar, but a fag
>>66628134
>let's try to be a bit more original
>uses fag twice in the same post and kills the thread
>>66625150
Best one so far desu
