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Just a couple days away bros.
Who we pickin this year? Bubba? Spieth? Rory? Pickelson?
Wouldn't it be wild if le cocaine man won it?
>>66619310
Either an Aussie or a Saffer.
Day, Scott, Oosthuizen, or Schwarzl.
DeChambeau robot meme swing for top amateur.
>>66619420
I could easily see Day winning it, and Oostie had a great year last year.
>tfw some non-golf fans go to the Masters just to see the flowers
Rickie Fowler's time.
Great recent form, great Masters record, game perfectly suited to the course - fewest bogies on tour and capitalises on Par 5s - basically a blueprint of a Masters champion.
20-1 is a gift. You'd have to be a serious hypebabby-pleb to back somebody like Rory at 8-1 over Fowler.
Dustin Johnson here fampais
>>66619839
This. Also try >>>/oldpeople/
>>66619839
>>66620488
Newfags. Masters /sp/unday is always awesome.
>>66619839
>>66620488
What are we going to do about the lower classes, /sp/?
>>66619839
>>66620488
Disgusting
>mfw speith god wins and Rorcuck misses the cut
>>66619372
And then did some coke off his putter in celebration.
He's the hero golf needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
>>66621442
>mfw another weekend of /sp/iethposting
expanddong.jpg
>>66621509
post rare spieths
>>66621442
>mfw
>>66619489
when you no longer have to worry about money things like flowers are interesting as fuck
Spieth / Fowler to be tied going into 16 on Sunday, Fowler to win it.
>>66622822
/sp/ would...well it wouldn't explode, but there would be a higher than average rate of shitposting.
>>66619310
Lets see how many living champs I can name
Vijay Singh
Tiger Woods
Phil Mickelson
Nick Faldo
Bubba Watson
Jordan Spieth
Jack Nicklaus
Charl Schwartzel
Mike Weir
Mark O'Meara
Zach Johnson
Ben Crenshaw
Adam Scott
Jose Maria Olazabel
Tom Watson
Gary Player
Fred Couples
Arnold Palmer
And that's all I got.
>>66623514
>no Angel Cabrera
You didn't even make it 10 years senfam
>>66623514
Trevor Immelman
Raymond Floyd
Larry Mize
>>66623554
Fuck I was going back in my head and new I was forgetting someone recent. Thought it was Rory but then remembered he doesn't have a jacket.
post yfw Rochambeau wins the Masters as an Amateur
>>66623567
Mickeldad's left shoulder
Can someone post the pickelson pic pls I need to save on this hard drive
>>66623589
Amateurs have made runs at it before.
Matt Kuchar damn near won it here as an amateur a long time ago.
Augusta isn't particularly difficult, but it just suits certain guys much better than others. That's why Freddie Couples will contend here till he's 80.
>>66623639
It suits lefty fades and righty draws to be more specific.
Power fade righties will always lose this tournament. That one German dude that's really good literally almost ruined his career trying to change his swing to a draw JUST for The Masters.
>>66623672
>Power fade righties will always lose this tournament
Jack Nicklaus and his 6 jackets would like a word
>>66623744
He played in a different era with different equipment, plus he could work it both ways. Similar to Tiger whose main shot isn't a draw.
But almost all PGA courses setup for righty fades so a lot of the cookie cutter dudes only have that shot in their bag.
Augusta makes you work the ball right to left whether you're good at it or not. That's why Bubba is great here since he has the length and shot making ability to work the ball in whatever way is needed.
What will he serve for the Champion's Dinner?
I'm supporting my man Watson, he's autistic
>>66626543
Oh and he owns a home near me here in West Virginia
L O U I S
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Just now getting into golf, are handicaps used at the professional level? Seems like it would be unfair
Does Craig Stadler have an exemption still? If yes, then Craig Stadler.
Australia is going to run train on you faggots
Hey guys, Augusta native here. Masters is getting fucking wicked around town. the Traffic is starting to pick up and all the rich people have left to rent out their homes
>>66623672
>that one German dude
>Lee Trevino
wat
>>66626584
All past champions have a lifetime exemption. Gary Player was still teeing it up within the last 10 years.
>>66627814
Martin Kaymer
>>66627902
http://www.pga.com/martin-kaymer-admits-trying-change-game-masters-big-mistake
>>66626579
>tfw played against Gary Sabbatini (Rory's brother) and he plays off a +5 handicap
>tfw I couldn't beat a man who was drinking like a fish while we played
I play off a fucking 6 man, this shit isn't fair
Anyone know how i can stream the par 3 on sky sports 4 righ tnow
>>66630241
Starts in 48 mins at least espns broadcast anyway
>>66630253
Do youy hgave a stream link? where can i find it online
>>66630255
Supposed to be on masters.com not sure if you need a provider and all that to stream it tho. Then watch espn which I know you do
>>66630403
I'm from the uk without sky sports or an espn account. Just wondering if it's possible for me to check out the par 3 when it starts in half an hour.
Doesn't someone usually restream it on twitch.tv or something?
>>66630507
masters.com still might work other then that you'll have to do some searching
Favorite Pick:
Adam Scott
Dark Horse Pick:
Els
"That One Guy Whos Somehow Still In It on the Sunday Back 9" Pick:
Miguel Angel Jimenez
Who else /par3/ right now?
who /kirsty/ right now?
holy fuck Fowler's sister is fat
>>66633189
If that's fowlers sister then right here senpai
So Day or Spieth or Lolry?
>>66633405
Delet this
What is comfier than the Masters Par 3 contest?
>>66633516
If his back holds up, Day for sure.
I hate watching old people swing it's so horrendous
>That Mr Fitness
Thank you Based Gary
>>66634675
>wearing a turtle neck
>Based
Pick 0 friend
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/06/colin-montgomerie-living-in-a-hotel-after-splitting-with-second/
JUST
>>66619310
fowler or bubba. i dont see why a pro cant work the ball in both ways, if you need a draw but work a fade, club down and adjust feet.
hey guys what's going on
>>66636377
pls win dill
hinge and hold
>>66635480
Poor Mrs. Doubtfire.
Has anyone got that image of the Augusta snack board they could post please?
>>66619372
>le choke on sunday man
>winning a major
so /sp/ieth is /sp/'s guy, who's reddit's guy?
>tfw someone younger than you is playing at the Masters
>>66639559
>>66623798
Implying the top 50 golfers can't work it both ways. Shit, I'm a 13 handicap and I can fucking work it both ways. I get your point... Most guys are stronger with their natural shape, but to say they don't have the shot in their bag' is crazy.
Since there's 2 threads I'll post my story in both
>Tfw started taking golf lessons at 6
>tfw live in Florida so I can golf year round
>tfw quit playing until i turned 22
>figure out I'm naturally insanely good
>tfw I literally could have been a professional golfer (not a joke or exaggeration) if I didn't quit lessons
>asked my mom why she pulled me out of golf lessons
>she said I complained it was too hot out
Holy fuck I am retarded. If I have kids their bitch asses are going to stay in their sport if they like it or not
>>66642934
Yfw then this happened to you 10 years ago and now over half the field is younger.
>>66646459
No.
>>66646477
>the bone popped out
>>66646485
Yes
>all these replays of the 96 masters on tv
feels bad
>>66646460
is that nigga wearing socks with sandals, the golfer
>>66646515
Nope. You don't realize how fucking good professional golfers are. Unless you're literally shooting 62s after not playing in forever, you're not a pro caliber talent. Fuck off dude.
>>66646507
Wrong shot
>>66646521
kek priceless
post more john daly
>>66646460
my fuck did he qwikscope that guy in the head with a sliced driver off the fairway?
he should have quit right then and there what a fucking moron. kek
>>66646549
Nah, if I spent even once a week since I was 6 playing I would have easily been a pro. I've had plenty of guys who have been playing their entire lives tell me that. But that's what I get for being a whiny shithead kid
>>66646682
no you wouldn't
>>66646751
I don't really care if you believe me or not 4chan stranger but I easily could have been. The logic you're using is basically equivalent to "nobody ever becomes a professional in anything"
>>66636377
>I was only 9 years old, I loved phil mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving toward me
>I feel something touch me
>it's phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
>>66646790
>phils me with his love
jej
>>66627902
Ah right m8 I see now.
Trevino did the same damn thing but he also threw a snake at Jack Nicklaus so it's about even I guess.
>>66646790
>I call him a Tiger
kek every time
Jim Herman -2 after 2 holes.
For those who don't know, he was a guy who spent his career on the lower tours until he finally decided to call it quits. He got a job as a club pro for one of Donald Trumps courses and that was that. One day Trump wanted to play a round there so Herman being the club pro played the round with him, and afterwards Trump told Herman that he was too good to be a club pro. That he had played with several pros and Herman was as good as any of them.
Inspired by someone believing in him Herman decided to give it another try and worked his way all the way back up to the PGA Tour where he was able to enter some of the tournaments. Up until last week when he won the Shell Houston Open. By winning that tournament he was given his first invitation to the Masters, and now has a 2 year exemption card to play on the PGA Tour.
And yeah, -2 after 2. If there was ever a guy to get behind it's Hermie.
>>66619310
I was about to be disappointed if there wasn't s thread
>>66648687
The Masters has done it to quite a few guys 2bh. It sets up so well if you have that shot so for the guys that don't, changing things up to make a run at a green jacket seems like a good idea. It almost never works out for em tho.
>>66623639
Not with his bad back.
>Freddy couples will retire in the next 5 years
>>66648755
>make golf great again
Ricky playing fucking dumb
do they still have those channels that show the groups playing and only them? looking for spieth's group desu
>>66646400
>snacks
>aspirin
>tylenol
>>66646400
what would you order /sp/?
>not being Ham/Cheese/Rye and bottled water master race.
>>66649192
that entire menu looks like trash
fuck going to the Masters, that shit is for tourists and sycophants
I'd rather watch from a casino/hotel with a couple hookers and a buffet tray of hot wings
keg of Bud Light, some coke
that's how you do the Masters proper
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE??
>>66649160
jej
why the fuck is the GOLF channel broadcasting Pickleson at a practice tee when there is LIVE GOLF going on right now??
are these privileged dipshits really this out of touch they don't even broadcast on the tv anymore?
I don't know any old farts that are watching this on their smart phone
http://www.masters.com/en_US/watch/live.html?videoChannel=fg1&promo=hero_live_
>>66649192
>bottled water
spotted the faggot
>>66646459
>>66649468
Its not the 'golf championship', dipshit.
I like how Under Armour is getting more popular than Nike now
especially the steph curry story
>>66646400
Why can't you get a beer AFTER 4? I get why they wouldn't serve it in the morning, but after 4 is the best time to crack a cold one
>>66649534
Nike picked the wrong horse in golf, that's for sure.
>>66649192
Pimento cheese sandwich and a brew. Then a bottle of water and some aspirin just in case.
>>66649542
>watching golf at nearly 1am on a Friday
rich effete white Americans are all born from the wretched tradition of 19th century temperance era evangelism
they should all be rounded up and shot in the back of the head
>>66649566
What in the fuck are you babbling about?
>>66649566
I thought Scottish people invented golf, and those guys love a drink
I still cant believe fowler has recovered
>>66649579
he's asking about the beer rule, and I said it's because of rich white people imposing modesty on each other
typical temperance era behavior
>>66649587
Americans refined being smug about it
>>66649594
You seem upset. Why don't you stick to watching nigger handball?
>>66649625
You sound like a teenager
Why don't you go tell Your Mother to wash up, I'll around later to take her out for a burger and a fuck
>>66649405
They're not allowed to broadcast the tourney.
>>66649542
They want to prevent drunk driving.
Wow the coverage this year is total shit. I remember last year NBCSN had like 8 channels dedicated to the Masters, all groups simultaneous, now it's just the Golf channel cramming shit together.
>TV converge starts in 5 hours
>Stream not yet working
Fuck you Rupert Murdoch
>>66649663
i agree
>>66649663
this. I was looking for the fucking group channels but now I have to wait til fucking noon to watch it after the round is halfway done
>>66649640
living the dream
worst
coverage
ever
>>66649631
>calls someone teenager
>makes most teenager-cliche joke possible
Projecting.
>60° and wind
>shorts everywhere
How?
Will we have some memes this year?
>>66649830
Are you Tiger?
>>66649830
>I'm a fucking mess and even worse my doctor took me off meds that were working and put me on bipolar meds which don't. Was buzzing along with good ol Adderall and he cucked me.
I fucking know that feel all too well bro... My doctor took me off my Vyvanse a couple of years ago and since then I've been unproductive, depressed, and have gained back those 40lbs I shed while on my meds.
>>66649461
See the conversation after. I can guarantee I would have been able to go pro.
>>66649830
This, people think being NEET is the dream, but it's a nightmare.
anyone got a stream?
>>66649875
What med did he put you on now?
>Spaceman Spief
Jesus Christ where in the fuck can I watch actual coverage of the match! I'm tired of listening to these fucks go on about the weather!
>>66649993
>>66649951
ASSHOLES
YOU HAVE TO WATCH ON THE SITE
this wind is fuckin crazy
what did they break for?
did everyone need to take a pee at the same time?
>>66650114
they do the thursday piss jam every year...your first masters?
>the Bryson de Chambo
ah yes
simple outdoor pleasures in the frame of a fisheye lens
>>66650114
>He doesn't know about masters traditions
>tfw I went up to Miami to watch Rory win a tournament in Doral and he was 4 strokes ahead and I followed him around all day and he FUCKING CHOKED LIKE A DOG
but that said, can't wait to see /sp/'s face when Rory shoots 65 today and styles all over everyone again
>leaving +25' looks on the 9th
is pottery
That looks comfy. You can almost smell the flowers.
>>66650221
but seriously, though, what that day on the course told me was
'Don't play with Dustin Johnson'
guy is an unpleasant headcase and it clearly fucked with Rory's vibe. i don't think people like playing with him at all.
only top player i didn't get to see was Speef. was pretty cool standing next to mickelson and the korean guy (an?) when they blootered drives into the gallery right where i was
>the 9th
fuuuuuuug
the wind is blowing up the downslope
Will it be a close finish/playoff this year, or will the leader win outright by several strokes?
>tfw you live right next to a PGA course but have never played on it because it's too fucking expensive
>>66649305
You're a fucking faggot
So much cringe in one post
>>66646400
Those prices are recent?
Because fuck that's cheap.
>le deChambeau
>have to watch on phone so can't shitpost at the same time
>sirens
>>66650393
Its augusta. It's a nigger infested shit hole
Somewhat more hyped for the Huelympics than the majors this year
>>66650357
I dunno if thats current but Masters concessions are famously dirt cheap
>>66650357
the menu is inexpensive because the fees are absurd
Spieth taking back golf for the white man
Not this fucking spieth meme again...
>>66650575
Ernie Els will win the jacket
Can't sheathe the Speith
Spieth is bringing it home again familia
>chingout
>aircraft noise on the telly
>a/c flies over my house
>>66650701
What did he mean by this
>>66650641
>that moment
absolutely based
>mfw spieth wins by 8
>Casey makes great putt to tie it
>Spieth answers right back to take the lead
Looks like it's gonna be a good Masters this year
>>66650772
Not if spieth keeps this up. He'll win by 20
>>66650792
>based turkish cacao
So does the Golf Channel actually show golf? Been watching it while Im watching the livestream and havent seen anyone even hit a ball
>>66650808
they do when it's a tourney absolutely no one cares about
sort of like TNF on the NFLN
>now on Twitter!
>>66650808
No espn has the masters rights senpai
>le Tigre
>naptime
>There are people who thought /sp/eith wasn't going to be the greatest golfer of our generation
God dammit Rickie you are blowing up my lineup cut that shit out
>>66650895
>>66650903
>betting on Rickie
i like this le DeChambo kid
rookie meme magic
>tfw Speef runs away with it again
>>66646400
>>66650938
I fucking hate his swing. It looks like an old man swing
>rickie
>>66650965
It's called a zero plane swing or some meme like that plus that old man hat looks retarded hope he misses the cut
Also
>Ricky
Was speith just hiding his power level this whole year?
Reminder
>He didn't cash out
JUST CASH MY SHIT OUT PHAM
>>66651000
He always does really well at the masters. It's literally a contest for second place
>>66650944
>hating the white Savior of golf
>>66651000
So is Tiger officially retired now?
>>66651021
>white savior of golf
>not Jason Day
>>66651021
I actually don't hate Spieth, I just don't want a repeat of last year's Masters when there was no drama at all on Sunday.
>>66651055
>Jason Day
>white
Nice meme
>>66651055
Isn't Day half Filipino?
I have a huge man crush on him but hes no pure blood Anglo
>>66651071
Golf isn't about drama. It's about comfy
>>66651073
>Australia
>not white
>putting from the rough
>>66651075
Yeah pretty sure his mom is a flip or some shit
>casey
>>66651087
The meme continues
>>66651071
This desu. Last year was fun because of the anticipation of a meltdown but nobody wants to see him run away with it again
>>66619818
Everybody point and laugh at this dumbass.
>triple bogey
>on thirteen
>There are "people" who litteraly thought "Reddit" Ricky Fowler was gonna win
LMBO DESU BRUH
>>66619818(you)
Can't sheathe the Spieth
>there are people in this thread who don't want to see Spieth make another run at a Grand Slam
>>66651224
I gave the grand salami to Your Mam, Famalam
Not being able to see Tiger perform horrible sure takes some joy out of the experience
damn man, i feel like shit when i get a triple bogey and know i fucked my round up. how the fuck must it feel to be a pro and have a triple bogey in the first round of the masters when you've been looking forward to it for 6 months
fuuuck
FUCKING HELL CASEY YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT
Phil Cuckleson will milk that stupid fucking pine straw shot for the rest of his life
spieth is going to post the easiest 66 ever. how does he make it look so simple?
also, the masters app is amazing, dess sempai
>the wind
>I'm clapping here in the booth!!
BOOTH!!!!!
It keeps happening
Speef is playing fucking video game golf, jesus christ
>>66651324
No chrome cast support tho, so I have to stream a tab on on my laptop and turn it into a space-heater instead. 4/10
>>66651339
These commentators a shit
>I was only 9 years old, I loved Phil Mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and Callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>it's Phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for Phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
What did Speith do? I'm in quantum mechanics.
>>66651324
sorry, did I say 66? more like 63-64
how the FUCK is this little bald string of shit so damn good?
>mfw /sp/ieth is litteraly the greatest golfer since jack
>convinced Spieth isnt going to play well this year
>don't put him in any of my draft kings lineups
>46 points
Masters App IS based, 2bh Phamaceutical Industries
>Spieth hasn't even reached his final form
bad three-putt from MemeChapeau there
Anyone see the vid of ernie 7 putting? Fucking hilarious
>>66651451
It's your own fucking fault
>Pickleson
>>66651464
>Spieth hasn't even reached his final form
to see a sneak peek at spieth's final form:
http://www.completeimage.org/2013/01/04/stages-of-male-pattern-hair-loss/
>the city of Ernie Els
Jesus Christ, even I've never 7-putted.
Fuck that gay nigger Jason day better stop. If he has the lead on Sunday it would suck ass. Slowest golfer ever.
>Day 2 under through 2 still haven't shown him
Masters.com stream is fucking shit
>Ricky
Lmao
>Foul'er
Barely touched her
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