Is he secretly a vegetable or dead and the family are just keeping tight lipped about it?
He's a vegetable yes, but he's moved to Britain to live among fellow vegetables so he doesn't particularly stand out among Brits.
>>66606222
wouldn't mind getting my dick in her tight lips if you know what I mean
vegetable
>>66606243
>english """class"""
>>66606242
obsessed
>>66606222
if he is a vegetable can we use him as a pizza topping?
remember the curls of the deutscher girls?
>>66606242
your small country mentality is showing
>>66606260
>implying pizza aren't a vegetable
u so 2001 m8
>>66606222
mann, those are some nice beer jugs, would drink
At this point, wouldn't it be best to just shoot him up with morphine and put a pillow over his face?
>>66606242
>kiwi "banter"
Friendly reminder that I don't like being touched
>>66606366
But isn't he recovering? Would be a bit heartless desu
>>66606389
>recovering
how do you unvegie someone?
>>66606383
friendly reminder that I can't remember the last time a human being touched me in an affectionate manner
>>66606383
Is this a Schumacher meme, or are you just informing us of your autism?
>>66606392
http://www.thebitbag.com/michael-schumacher-health-updates-we-are-happy-to-take-this-fight-says-manager/144357
The article does say he is improving senpai
He's Jules tier now, just on life support so the irrational hope can continue to suck away the millions it's costing to keep his brain alive.
I like Schumi, but really, from what I've read he isn't getting better. Best thing to do would be to switch it off and let him go.
He'll be Senna Tier in reflection by then.
>>66606222
Isn't he the star striker for Tottenham?
>>66606242
>having another country's flag on your flag
>>66606393
I would cuddle with you :3
>>66606242
You are out of line.
>>66606242
wut
>>66606366
>>66606366
They could just stop feeding him you know. If he is even capable of breathing autonomously, if not they could just pull the plug.
>>66606392
stem cells? I dunno
If he's not still in a coma then he must be properly fucked for them to keep him hidden away
>new "is Schumi potato" thread every day
JUST my shit up famalam
>>66607558
>wanting to kill your husband/father/provider of $billion
this is why I have a DNR and "do not allow PVS" 'will' of sorts. Fuck that noise, families cant be expected to choose to kill their loved one, and likely wont. you;ve gotta take that decision out of their hands
PVS is a terrifying prospect fuck that noise
>>66606242
rude
>>66608012
It's the smart move. Young people don't consider these things and draft a patient's provision. They brush aside the thought that they could get into such a situation because it's frightening, thus risking to put their family into these impossible spots, where they have to decide a) to let them die and b) what happens to their organs..
Who is paying to keep him alive anyway?
>>66608812
He is????
Who do you think?
