FOOTIE CHANTS
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So then lads, when will the rest of the world get good sport chants like all of this?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSAr94WeLw
>Your sister is your mother
>Your father is your brother
>You all fuck one another
>The kiddy family
>dun dun da dun *clap clap*
>>66604770
>chant about some guy getting a pie
For what purpose?
The Park Ji Sung chant used to be my favorite
>>66604799
HE SHOOTS
HE SCORES
HE EATS YOUR LABRADOR
JI-SUNG PARK
JU-SUNG PAAARK
Best chant.
>>66604770
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE SHIT?
>>66604815
>>>/lester/
>"his dad washes elephants"
>"you eat dogs in your home country"
what the fuck are you even doing England? This is why we left your shitty ass colonial racist country
>>66604770
my favorite is the millwll no one likes us
>>66604837
>>66604770
>Mauled by the tigers
yeah, great banter lads, it really is..
>>66604815
I loved when the Chelsea fans sung this to their own players after Mou was sacked and they started winning games again.
>>66604770
There was one I remember from when I was young that went
>"[insert player name] peels bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet"
to the tune of Yellow Submarine. But I can't remember what team or what player.
dat United dismantling of City with the 20,000 empty seats chant
>>66607140
That was about Kanu I think.
Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could've won the cup
But he fucked it up
Viva John Terry
where are the funny ones though?
"Estoy hasta la polla del Barça y del Madrid" was pretty funny. Sevilla got a game delayed until 11 or 12 at night because the TVs wanted the game after a Clásico and they threw hundreds of tennis balls to the pitch chanting "I'm sick of Barça and Madrid". Good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_crTYyAqcM
>you got mauled by the tigers
Cringey as fuck, Hull is such a shithole
>>66604770
Most of those are quite shitty desu
Only one I know that has banter value is "who's that dying on the runway, who's that dying in the snow? "
Brits really have no chill senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPhsDUDeNNo
Step it up faggots.
HE WENT FOR A SHIT
Be afraid, Brits, be very afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss
>>66607765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCfQ0vQnDA
American Ultras have their take on this classic British chant.
>>66607818
i don't really understand anything but it's terrible
>>66604799
PARK PARK WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
YOU MIGHT EAT DOGS IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY
IT COULD BE WORSE
YOU COULD BE SCOUSE
EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE
>Not having a based plant pot chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IetC71bPHHE
>>66607818
There are at least 20,000 empty seats in that stadium. And I bet that half the people who are there are cheering for Honduras.
>>66607852
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF AN EAGLE
IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW
IF FLY OVER NOTTINGHAM FOREST
AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW, BELOW
SHIT ON, SHIT ON, SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW, BELOW.
SHIT ON, SHIT ON, SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW, BELO.
>>66607878
shit like this makes england look like the most hyped up place ever. they make fun of us for clapping every now and then but they fucking spontaneously burst into song literally everywhere they go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAal82iAMA
catchy as hell desu
HIS EYES ARE OFFSIDE, HIS EYES ARE OFFSIIIIIIDE...
>Song about Arsenal parking the bus
>People are proud of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZnYloe5rhw
Stoke doing Delilah is possibly the best of all of them
Not a chant but still pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6EP9bBbac
>>66608014
Villa pls ;_;
>Snuderland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6L8MyHkoX4
>>66607910
desu they were losing 3-0 and playing shit. Pretty disheartening, gotta do something to lighten the mood.
IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT
IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT
ALWAYS THE VICTIMS
IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWFCh0WNk_o
>>66607243
>tf
>tt
>>66608134
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy.
And we don't give a fuck if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV.
SE SALTELLI MUORE BALOTELLI
HUTH! THERE IT IS
HUTH! THERE IT IS
HUTH! THERE IT IS
>>66604770
The Hull one was gay as fuck. Also why is everyone so obsessed with Gerrard?
>yfw there's a common chant in germany that literally translates to FIGHT AND WIN in english
After a player on the other team had "accidentally overdosed" during the week before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Ms8gASkSg
>>66610503
Based Germany
>>66607140
Peter Reid?
>>66612520
That's the one.
>>66612671
To be fair ge is a fucking monkey.
He also has "a Teletubby's heed"
