Lineups
Dodgers:
C. Utley, 2B
C. Seager, SS
J. Turner, 3B
A. Gonzalez, 1B
Y. Puig, RF
C. Crawford, LF
J. Pederson, CF
A. Ellis, C
C. Kershaw, P
Padres
J. Jay, CF
D. Norris, C
M. Kemp, RF
W. Myers, 1B
A. Ramirez, SS
Y. Solarte, 3B
M. Upton Jr., LF
C. Spangenberg, 2B
T. Ross, P
first for doyers
Why are the Padres still a team? I thought they were going to relocate?
And please keep your shit Chargers down there
>>66594580
Why would the Padres relocate? We have one of the best parks in baseball and your fans and every other team in the country's fans seem to love coming to my fair city to watch their team.
TLDR: no one wants to visit your nigger infested shithole to watch their team play
Why are the Dodgers still a team? I thought they were going to relocate?
And please keep your shit Rams up there
>>66594580
Daily reminder the Padres have won the pennant more recently than the Dodgers, a team thats spending hundreds of millions to choke in the playoffs every year
>>66594655
Honestly most people don't even know where San Diego is.
I hope you guys get raped by Spanos building a new stadium for your shit football team. It'll be nice when my Raiders come down and rape you
>>66594727
>most people don't even know where San Diego is
>always plenty of traveling fans
nice b8
>>66594727
And people only know where L.A. is because of hollywood. Everyone else in the states knows L.A. is a smog infested shithole full of beaners and gangs
>>66594712
Oh, how'd their WS appearance go? Did they manage to win one game?
LOL @ celebrating being 2nd place. I hope you fucks held a parade for them
>>66594727
>honestly most people don't know where San Diego is
Honestly we'd love to keep it that way. Keep your trash up there
>>66594758
Oh how did your 2015 postseason go?
Tell me. I want to see the highlights
>>66594766
>obsessed about the WS
>cant buy one to save your life
pathetic how much money you spend for such mediocre results
>>66594766
Daily. Reminder. The. Dodgers. Spend. Hundreds. Of. Millions. Every. Year. To. Choke. In. The. Playoffs. And. They. Cant. Even. Win. A. Pennant. Unlike. The. Gigantos. And. Dads.
Lots of animosity in this thread.
Yes or no: the only function of Padres games are to give other teams free home games?
>>66594781
How did the dodgers 2015 post season go? :^)
the 2014 post season?
the 2013 post season?
>>66594781
>he is literally bragging about this
top kek my mexicano friend
>>66594655
Dubs confirm. LA is one giant smoggy piece of shit.
SD is a nice beach town
>>66594789
Literally
Never
Won
Shit
Funny you bring up the Giants. How was your 2015 postseason, you obsessed fucks?
>>66594799
no they have to pay for their tickets just like padre fans
This is terrible banter, absolutely embarrassing.
>>66594812
And where's your team :)
>>66594846
who's bantering?
>>66594826
How was the 2015 post season for the dodgers? :^)
oh woops they choked again :^(
the only thing that would be more pathetic than the chokes would be not making the post season at all considering the dodgers dump hundreds of millions into their team
>>66594855
not choking in the playoffs. don't you wish you could spend your problems away just like the dodgers?
>>66594859
Ok but you aren't answering my question:
Where are your team's postseason highlights in 2015?
Thanks for having a home opener for us, Padres bro. It's nice to have a home away from home
>>66594811
>>66594789
>>66594781
>>66594784
YOU IDIOTS CANT EVEN FINISH THE SEASON ABOVE .500
>>66594889
stfu beaner.
los gigantes may be annoying but at least their fans arent disgusting spics.
>>66594882
Yeah, you guys got it so much better, watching all the other teams playing in October.
Lol if the dodgers lose today, it'll be 1/162 games lost
To lesser teams like the Padres and Giants, a win against the Dodgers is better than winning the WS series
>>66594908
yup i watch it right next to my dodgers co workers! their tears are delicious and their delusion always makes me chuckle
>>66594887
My post season highlights came from the dodgers choking like clockwork
the dodgers havent had a post season highlight since the 80's, so I dont know why you keep bringing that up
>>66594930
Fuck the Yankees! Those assholes couldn't even host opening Day.
Beautiful day in Houston.
>>66594933
And how many fans does your team have?
I've been to San Diego plenty on business and have never seen a Padres fan
enjoy getting your taxes raped by Spanos.
>>66594930
>the giants have won 3 world series while the dodgers continue to choke and blow all this money
goddamn dodger spic delusion is fucking hilarious. They legit think theyre better than the giants
>>66594958
lol you're wrong tho.
ironically enough, traveling fans visiting hotels will be taxed not actual citizens. its like you guys want us to have nice things!
>>66594951
>I accidentally replied to a post
Damnit. Meant to delete the quote. Stupid quick reply box.
>>66594947
The Dodgers won 2 postseason games last year
The Dodgers made the NLCS raping the Braves 2 years ago.
Let me know when your team can make the playoffs first, dip shit
>>66594958
>admitting to coming down to san diego on business
>doesnt realize the new stadium proposal will be taking money away from transit retards like you
dodger spics never cease to make me laugh
>>66594975
>The Dodgers won 2 postseason games last year
So this..... this is the power of hundreds of millions
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3
SD Padres 0
Even combined you pathetic faggots haven't even caught up to us
>>66594995
Yeah we were literally umpballed in game 5
So that doesn't count
this sure is a fun flame war lel
>>66594846
It's bad because LA fans know their city is a cesspool so won't banter in defense of it too hard, and SD fans are happy enough in their nice beach town to care about bantering
>>66595023
SD is no different than Orange County
Literally no reason to go there
>>66594996
>caring about championships from the 50s
you really are buttflustered kek please show us more of your anger
>>66595016
its actually pretty easy to troll them both. I dont even care too much about baseball its just incredibly easy to troll dodger spics and all they can come up with is "UHH YEAH WELL UHH WE WERE IN THE PLAYOFFS LOL"
like their team shouldnt be dominating the whole league and have won at least ONE world series by now
>>66594975
>spend almost a quarter of a billion dollars
>only win 2 postseason games
top lel
>>66595053
Except the Dodgers have 5 rings
How many does your team have?
>>66595046
>zoo
>sea world
>comic con
>literally no reason to go there
meanwhile I cant think of a single reason to visit L.A. other than hollywood and the airport
>>66595068
These dodgers have 5 rings? When did kershaw get his ring? What about puig?
No wonder you want the raiders back, you are absolutely obsessed with the past
>>66595073
SD is literally a more boring version of OC
What does SD have that OC doesn't?
>>66595068
dude stfu with this. the giants have won 3 WITH MORE OR LESS THIS CURRENT SQUAD IN THE 2010S.
google search "la doyers" then find the wiki. next step, look up the year they won last. next step. see if any players from the last winning squad is currently on the team. next step go fuck yourself
>>66595073
Santa Barbra has a better zoo and it's closer, Sea World is going bankrupt for torturing animals, Commercial Con has been a joke for at least 5 years.
>>66595046
>best zoo in nation
>best park in nation
>largest man made aquatic park in nation
>nicest beaches in Cali
>little crime
>no blacks
Quiet now
>>66595102
Yeah that's why the face of the Giants went to Boston, huh?
Quiet small market fuck. You're the San Antonio Spurs of baseball
>>66595107
>santa barbara has a better zoo
yeah that must be why I hear about it all the time
>>66595102
Giants gave Jeff Samardzija a 90M contract. You can shut the fuck up.
>Jeff Samardzija
>Jeff Fucking Samardzija
>>66595127
>pablo sandoval being the face of any franchise
wew lad
>>66595127
>You're the San Antonio Spurs of baseball
i fucking wish. was supposed to be an insult? im kekking at you stupid nigger
>>66595108
>best zoo
>implying the DC zoo isn't better
>best park
>implying most cities don't have better parks
>Sea World
>being proud of torturing animals
>beaches
>Orange Counry literally has better beaches
>crime
>OC Has less crime
>no blacks
>OC has even less blacks
Let the adults talk, little kid
>>66595107
>Santa Barbara has a better zoo
This is provably false in almost every metric.
>>66595163
OC is boring as fuck tho. nothing but boring ass suburbs no thanks
Remember that one time in 2015 when the Padres or Giants played a postseason game?
>>66595185
remember when the dodgers won the WS last?
no because you werent alive
>>66595180
>implying SD isn't even MORE suburban
Literally everything you can do in SD you can do in OC
How does it feel to be less significant than an LA suburb?
>>66595163
>implying any city has a park more impressive than Balboa park
>implying DC's zoo has ever been ranked ahead of SD's in any meaningful study
We'd actually prefer you stay up there
>>66595167
>Our small market "city" is better than one of the largest metropolitan centers in the world because we have a zoo
This is literally your argument and it's absolutely hilarious how much you guys hold onto this boring aspect of your "city"
>>66595200
i nearly fell asleep reading your post.
can you be a bit less boring like shitty OC?
OC > SD in every way
Including sports teams
Anaheim has had 2 championship parades
SD has had ZERO
Maybe you can tell me again how good it feels to be 2nd place though
SD > OC in every way
Including sports teams
Anaheim has had 2 gay rights parades
SD has had ZERO
Maybe you can tell me again how good it feels to be 2nd place though
LA vs SD
NFL: Raiders > Chargers
NBA: >implying San Diego can keep an NBA team
MLB: Dodgers >>>>>>>> Padres
What do you guys do again? How does it feel to have relocation threats every year?
Glad LA never has to go through that
>L.A. spics in here so buttblasted at their shit tier city they start bringing up Orange county
holy shit my fucking sides.
LA vs SD
NFL: Raiders < Chargers
NBA: >implying
MLB: Dodgers <<<<<<<< Padres
What do you guys do again? How does it feel to have relocation threats every year?
Glad SD never has to go through that
>>66595214
SD>LA in every single way
better mexican food
less niggers
less spics
better women
better bud
better beaches
Zoo
Sports
no smog giving you cancer
L.A. literally cant even compete.
>>66595287
Well it just goes to show how insignificant Shit Diego is in real life when it can't even compare to one of our suburban areas
When you address us, address us as Sir or Mr.
Sorry you can't make it here though
>>66595335
no it shows LA is shit and has to resort to OC in order to save face
hello im here to shitpost
>>66595367
city of Los Angeles: 4 million
San Diego County: 3 million
Gee I wonder which is more desirable in real life
>>66595335
Not even Orange County likes L.A. lmao
http://domesticatingmom.com/orange-county-is-not-the-los-angeles-area/
https://www.kcet.org/shows/lost-la/how-orange-county-seceded-from-los-angeles
http://www.ocweekly.com/news/50-reasons-why-orange-county-is-the-worst-effing-place-in-america-6484401 (LOL)
http://www.ocweekly.com/news/25-reasons-why-orange-county-will-always-kick-las-ass-6448089
>I-I-I swear we are Orange county guys
>>66595379
what is really bothing you my friend? has your wife's son stopped replying to your texts?
>>66595369
Based giants bro. Can a dodger spic tell me how many world series they've won yet alone appeared in this century? I mean they at least appeared in one with all the money spent right?
>>66595393
Ok let's take LA
>only relevant American city aside from
New York
>GOAT women
>Goat beaches
>GOAT snowsports
>GOAT food
>GOAT climate
>literally can do anything else
If it weren't for me having a corporate job (I.E. something that doesn't exist in SD) then I would be out
>>66595410
>being a literal cuck
>sucking up to a place just as inferior as Shit Diego
HAHAHAHHA.
They didn't even make the playoffs last year
One could make the argument that based off of playoff appearances and games won, the Dodgers has had a better 2010s than the Giants
>>66595422
>I hate L.A. Guys!!
>Thats why im vehemently defending it!!
>being proud of being a corporate shill
lol
>>66595462
the average person in LA is more educated and makes more money than the average loser in San Diego
>>66595453
One could make the argument based off World Series won this century, that the Giants are far superior to the dodgers in every single way
holy shit dodger spic delusion is actually scary
>>66595489
>>66595453
you're not even trying anymore
typically LA nerd taking things too seriously
>>66595410
>Doyerbros are being mean to me! Help me gintsbro! I'll suck your cock!
>>66595489
the average person in SD has a bigger dick and is more alpha than the average beta corporate shill in Los Angelese
Dont forget your boss's coffee!!
>>66595453
>One could make the argument that based off of playoff appearances and games won, the Dodgers has had a better 2010s than the Giants
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
>>66595515
>this mad the giants have shitted all over the dodgers irrelevant franchise this century
loving
every
laugh
Stream, dodgerbros?
>>66595654
here you go faggot
>>66595453
Surely you aren't being serious.
>>66595492
Who's won more games in the 2010s, Giants or Dodgers?
Who's won more division titles?
That's right. Shut the fuck up
Sup yall
>>66594560
WAY TO LINK IT IN THE GENERAL YOU NIGGER
So, come on..who won more games in the 2010s? The Dodgers or Giants?
The Giants are so much better that they should've won more games, right?
HD STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knfLGKIHcQc&feature=youtu.be
DADDY MEMEIKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
So many Dodger fans there.
Are you sure this is NOT a home game?
streams don't exist kill me
>>66595919
http://m.mlb.com/tv/e14-446871-2016-04-04/v569135483/?&media_type=video&clickOrigin=Media%20Grid&team=mlb
stream for you
>>66595919
http://klivetv.co/channel-107-todays-live-sports-tv-stream/
HE here when their game ends >>66595796
>>66595881
A 2 hour drive isn't much longer than people in LA's daily commute
ALL-TIME DODGER LEGEND CHASE UTLEY
HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK PADRES SEASON IS ALREADY OVER!!
Where are all the Padres faggots talking shit?
worst seager tbhwy
wew
SEAGOAT
>Dads season already over
Angels fan here to say you're all fags
Guys
why are we hating each other rather than this shitty female announcer?
>>66596000
TRIPS CONFIRM
RIP PADRES
Wassup putos. EMFXIII
>>66596050
why are you listening to that feed
>>66596070
I hear a female announcer on ESPN tv
>>66596050
>watching E!SPN coverage instead of listening to based vin
>>66596080
surely someone is streaming the Sportsnet coverage
>I'd rather have a lower payroll than make the playoffs
>I'd rather miss the playoffs entirely than make them and not win
This is what fans of poor, shitty teams actually believe.
le butter and egg man
HOLY FUCK AGON!!!
>>66596089
>having jew warner cablel
>>66596136
>tfw i have charter
>>66596070
>>66596089
I'm in Houston desu, so I don't have the local network and this is the best quality stream
Why is Crawford such a useless piece of shit?
>>66596153
they're acquiring TWC which will most likely lead to other cable providers finally getting rights to Sportsnet..
HAHHA HOLY FUCK
THE FUCKING PADRES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THEY WERE LAST YEAR
HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
I can't wait until your shit team gets relocated to a real city. Fuck, how irrelevant are the padres?
>>66596050
How dare you verbally assault that strong woman with your micro aggressions? She has every right to be in that booth talking about a sport for men!
Sincerely, a San Francisco sports fan
>>66595964
love u
Hey, where are all the padres faggots?
Dodgers Hahaha!
RIP in Peace mongolbro
>katt memp
Kershaw perfecto incoming
another season of kershaw raping everybody
So how are the Dodgers NOT favorites in the NL West?
Look at how easy Kershaw is making it vs the padres. Look at the struggle Bumgarner had against the Brewers
>>66596267
RIP mongoliabro
>vicente padilla
i miss dat soap bubble
>>66596341
man I miss Lyons some times
>>66596445
have you seen him lately on red sox games? the dude has lost ALL his edge. i think his agents told him to tone it down.
>shitting on pods
How low can you get? Pods never hurt anybody
>>66594560
Where the fuck am I supposed to watch games i have directv
>Dodgerfans think beating up a punchingbag of a team will make them get into the World Series.
>>66596484
It's on ESPN familia
>>66596338
they are the favorites dummy
help bros
>>66596489
>giving up 3 runs to the brewers
AHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>66596511
I'm not a Giants fan but did you see their score? The Dodgers should be taking notes on how to destroy a team.
>>66596541
>3 runs
>with your """ace""" on the mound
>>66596541
>I'm not a Giants fan
Nobody believes that anymore amigo :^)
>>66596484
Blacked out>>66596495
its blacked out for me
>>66596568
There's a stream in this thread retard
>>66596554
>>66596561
I'm a Dodger fan you idiots. I'm watching the game as we speak and Kershaw just walked a guy. He's fucking up big time.
>>66596588
Ok, but every single time you post, you suck the Giants dick even when we booted them the fuck out of the postseason
Somebody explain to me the Brewers, why do they exist, what are their goals and why havent they been relocated yet?
>>66596618
Where would you relocate them genius
>>66596601
Because look at them. They are an elite team with more titles under their belts in the last 6 years than the Dodgers have in 30. The Giants are elite when the Dodgers should be.
>Padres strategy is to kill the dodgers.
>>66596631
>elite
OK buddy
>missing the playoffs
>>66596628
Montreal or Portland
>mfw its 2014 and people still watch boreball unironically
Time for the GOAT sports theme.
http://youtu.be/S9_AyDshGqI
>DAT GUITAR
>>66596655
3 Rings.
>>66596669
tfw sat next to 3 cholos last dodger game I went to
Sup West Coast Bros
>>66596659
<Gays
>Hipsters
wew
Louisville would be better
>>66596665
>he shitposts with a hand-me-down reaction
>>66596685
But that's the most fun. They have the best banter and aren't afraid to call out players. Going to games with cholos is fun af senpai.
>>66596698
Are these Dads uniforms new? Kinda like that color combination.
>old man Chase
God damn it Utley, why didn't he go for the legs like last time?
>old man Utley
too reckless
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>66596723
yeah its a ton of fun until they stab you
>>66596738
Me too. I think a yellow meme jersey would be cool with blue accents
Why did Utley slide INTO the catcher?
>>66596685
You probably get scared when there's a minority walking down the same side of the street as you.
Another year
>>66596752
>>66596752
Why would the stab you? Unless you're being a dumbass, obnoxious, or are from a rival gang, you really have nothing to worry about. Just mind your own business güerita. Are you even from LA? Or a transplant hipster from Ohio?
>Not having common sense
>>66596769
Came into the thread to post this.... He would have been safe if he had slid normally. I have always liked Utley, but after last year's bullshit slide and that nonsense I'm beginning to believe he is, in fact, dirty. He would have been safe easily if he slid regularly, let alone a hook slide or something.
>>66596786
>Implying walking at night with a black guy trailing you isn't terrifying.
>Puig working the count.
>>66596752
>he thinks gang members randomly stab people in public, thus brining attention to themselves
Jesus, shut up
>>66596798
>Dodgers """"""""""""""""fans""""""""""""" have to be on good behavior or their Hispanic masters murder them
straight cucks
>>66596798
You forgot to mention wearing the rival teams jersey. How dare you show team pride, because that'll earn you a shanking courtesy of lil smoker, Nester, and Jesus Jr.
another year of Pod Race irrelevance
>>66596798
Thankfully I live a thousand miles from that shithole city.
>>66596820
You're the one who sounds like a pussy.
>>>/pol/
Dodgers fans need the post season. It's the only way to see your team in LA without it getting blacked out.
>McGwire on the podrace now
Holy shit I really didn't pay attention the offseason.
Between the Padres and A's, who has less fans in Cali?
>>66596752
Lol Poor Little White Boy
>>66596857
>>66596479
>>66596820
This. Being objective and living based on facts seems to be intolerant nowadays haha. Buncha cucked fags, live in the real world.
>>66596820
Damn dude you sound pathetic, you probably call black and hispanics slurs on the internet and bitch out in public
>>66596838
Can't handle the bants m8? Maybe you shouldn't leave your house at all, someone might hurt your feelings even more.
>>66596820
>MFW I've lived in LA my whole life and have never seen any of those happen without some sort of provocation.
Sure thing anon.
>>66596868
A's have a pretty decent sized fanbase. Padres fans are almost non-existent, even in SD.
>>66596868
The Bakersfield Blaze probably have more fans than the Padres.
>>66596828
marco_rubio.gif
>>66596868
Padres easy
>he's the goat
we big leagues now
Now I know what GOAT means!
based fucking vin
>no qt opening day no-no
Fuck the Cardinals
>>66596901
Where in LA do you live? What high school did you go to? Belmont? MC? Marshall?
>>66596968
Garfield
Who should I cheer for in this game?
>>66596992
My fantasy team(who will do well if Ross has a horrid day so, the Dodgers)
Is Midnight Moonshine any good or just a massive meme? I've seen it stocked in supermarkets here.
>>66596992
Me. Getting drunk. And shitposting.
>>66596986
I've only been to that school once in my life and it was for a football game
>>66596986
>Garfield
tfw went to Lincoln high
Who /818/ here?
How do I learn to drink vodka again /sp/
Every time I have a bad drinking experience I basically cower away from it fear
I'm taking pussy swigs and I should be getting sloshed
>>66597023
A lot of people from my old school went to Lincoln but transferred and were bused to my school instead..
White Doyers fans have to come down to Petco Park because they're scared of their own fanbase.
>>66597074
>vodka
Maybe try a real man's drink. I highly recommend scotch or bourbon.
>>66597074
Bourbon or whiskey. Have a chaser if need be. Yum.
>>66597055
/SFV/ here
>>66597074
in soviet russia, vodka drinks you
>>66597093
But there's just as many cholos in SD. Why don't Madres fans attend their own home games? Too scared?
>>66597129
San Diego cholo scum is at Chargers ganes.
Who /Big Dodgers/ here?
>>66597099
noted for next liquor trip.
>>66597107
bourbon seems to be in order.
>>66597124
kek
>>66597192
Do it. Jim beam is my go to. Cheap, but better than swill. Or if you have some $$, go Buffalo Trace or knob creek. Jack if you wanna mix or like something sweet.
>>66597191
>I FLEX MY BRAZOS HARDCORE
>>66597074
Buy a decent brand like Russian Standard and keep it in the freezer for at least 3 hours but it's best to keep it in the freezer for a day, once it's really cold it shouldn't have much taste and you can knock it back like water. That's how they drink it in Russia and other eastern Euro countries anyway.
Don't bother with Swedish or East German Vodka like Absolut or Smirnoff etc because you will get that nasty nail-polish aftertaste.
So what are the odds the Chargers end up staying in SD?
>>66597225
Evan Williams broseph, cheap and one of the better Bourbons
Wild Turkey 101 will kick your ass but it's good quality and relatively cheap
I'm starting to get into rums though, it goes real nice with IPAs for some reason
>>66597251
100%
nobody wants them
>>66597230
yeah, this vodka is warm...and this is Svedka, so Swedish. I'm really fucking up here huh
KKKKKKershaw
>>66597356
I actually haven't bought a bottle in store in like 2 years and just checked prices and it's like Jack Daniels price here.
Evan Williams is my go to for bourbon though
>>66597496
I prefer a bit better, but to each his own. I used to drink a shitload of Evan in my highschool and college days, so there is a bit of muscle/vomit memory with me hah. Drinkin it now, but takin it pretty easy.
Also, I've seen quite a few hit batters today in the different games. Is this normal for opening day with pitchers not being a sharp? Or are pitchers trying to get more precise and pound inside and therefeore miss inside and hit batters more?
This will be the third season I can't watch the dodgers. Fuck them.
Y U N G J O C
U
N
G
J
O
C
JEW MAGIC
>>66597535
Ross is usually kind of wild.
Genuinely surprised Crawford didn't tear his hamstring in half running that infield single
>>66597565
MLB.tv+Unlocator or streams
>letting AJ Ellis get an RBI hit
dads pls
Padres getting blown the fuck out
fuckin kershaw you cheeky cunt
>>66597597
That's fair, I've watched a ton of baseball today, but damn I've seen at least 1, usually 2 hit batters per game the past 2 days. That is more than the average by far I think. Could just be opening day though. I'd be curious to see the hit batsmen the first week of the season compared to the season average.
>The shitty of San Diego
>>66597565
I'm watching a pretty good stream right now, dank memes in chat too
>>66597661
Kek after this game we still get to enjoy our beach town. LA wins and still lives at a nigger infested shithole
>>66597619
>>66597681
I'd like to be able to watch it on my damn television in the other room through, not on my computer.
>>66597684
That's spic infested shithole to you, mister.
>>66597684
>what is santa monica, marina del rey, malibu, and venice
kemp still on the dodgers payroll I see
>Katt Memp
