TEN:No. 1 pick drawing 'significant interest'
BUF:Report: McCoy not expected to be charged
SF:Report: Kap will show for offseason program
BUF:Tyrod wants to be 'long-term answer' at QB
PHI:Eagles add to offensive line, sign Wisniewski
FA:Broncos interested in re-signing Hillman
SF:Broncos want 49ers to pay part of Kap's salary
FA:Browns cut SS Donte Whitner, save $3.95M
SF:Broncos have deal in place for Kaepernick
SF:Report: Kaepernick met with Elway on Thursday
DET:Quinn: 'Good football business' to draft QB
ARZ:Arians: David Johnson earned 'bell cow' role
it's snowing AGAIN and i have to leave for class fuck
>black retrievers
First for opening day
>>66589853
lol, manlets
>>66589870
Ben is 6'4-6'5 though?
>>66589894
>he thinks that isn't manlet sized
>>66589894
yeah they're pretty much the same height
>>66589906
Flacco is 6'6 fåm
>>66589959
Exactly, he's not a manlet
Flacco is a manlet
>>66589972
Neither is Ben though.
>>66589959
>>66589911
>>66589995
>>66590009
>arguing with Old Bay
>>66589995
UUUU
>>66590009
Why are you incapable of learning?
on a semi-related note this type of picture is my favorite part of any big game
>>66590057
>tebow forgiving Hernandez for his sins
>>66589959
Little '''''''''''''person'''''''''''''' detected
just found out about Chandler's ACL tear. I'm now convinced that Bill can predict the future.
on a semi-related note, does the NFL make "Super Bowl Films" each year like baseball does for the World Series team? I'm feeling positively Snork-ish and would like to rewatch 42 to see how it went all wrong, maybe 46 too. Can't find a good torrent for either.
>>66590175
> does the NFL make "Super Bowl Films" each year like baseball does for the World Series team?
Doesnt Sports Illustrated do that shit?
>>66590193
not for MLB, at least.
>>66590019
>not having old bay filtered*
>>66589853
>>66589870
>the shorter person is much better in these images
>>66590330
what a revelation. the tallest player isnt the best one, astonishing.
>>66590346
>manlets actually believe this
lmao @ ur life
>>66589853
based HOF 20s
>>66590364
>lanklets are so dumb they cant even b8 properly
lmao baka desu
>>66590311
>not having me filtered
>not filtering all trips except for one that you will someday find and sexually assualt
s m h
>>66590419
>>66590451
every. fucking. time.
>>66590419
can't assault those who consent qt
>>66590504
i doubt anyone's obsessed with you, you've been here like a couple months
i wouldn't be surprised if some of the trips here had stalkers tho
>>66590451
>>66590451
did nothing wrong
it's pathetic how you close minded normals and his parents mock him for his love
>>66590520
so hurtful
Trips most likely to have stalkers power rankings?
I'm pretty sure the Ravens trips fly into Baltimore for a monthly gangbang but I'm not sure that's stalking
>>66590547
Who are you?
>>66590547
>have a Brony among your /sp/ fanbase
>Ravens trips
>>66590651
aimed @Old Bay btw, not you, NoodleArm
>>66590651
>>66590662
I don't associate with the brony
>>66590617
>Old Gay
Ahahahaha holy fuck nigga u r seriously gay as fuck lmao I bet u take 20 BBC's up the ass daily on some real shit
>>66590698
Why and how would it be possible to take 20 British Broadcasting Corporations in my ass? Fucking dumbass
Hello friends and Old Gay
stop with the tripnigger circle jerk you redit fucks
>>66590175
Wait what happened?
>>66590726
Lmao this nigga tryna act like he don't take BBC in the club lmao stupid ass cuck cracks. Change ur name back to dennis Pitta's broken dick since ur asshole collapsed on his dick last time he raped u lmao old gay faggot
>>66590795
Old gay btfo
>>66590745
oh look, an anon using an anime picture to complain about tripcode users.
>>66590855
back to >>>/reddit/
So has Greg Hardy been blackalled and have to spend the rest of his career in exile to Canada?
>>66590896
didn't Get Brady's manlet ass originally claim to get that anonymous get?
>>66590896
>>66590936
my ass can't talk or type, but that was, in fact, my get. so eat a bag of dicks, Old Fag.
>>66590419
Karen
Kaep a shit for not taking a pay cut to play with the world champs
>Old Gay
>Get Gay Dy
>Gaynon
Fuck you faggots
>>66590918
You can't verbally rape Tom Brady's wife and sister and not expect some repercussions.
>>66590962
It wasn't your get, don't lie
>>66590936
ye
nigger's straight from r4chan or some shit with his self caps of wasted gets claimed by an anonymous user
>>66590979
so elway wont pursue him anymore?
>>66591042
namefriends and anons>>>>>>>>tripcancers
>>66591069
THAT WAS MUH GET GAYNON!!!!!!
>arguing over gets
>not just appreciating /nfl/ got the get, no matter how shitty of a get it was
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l5Y9cTp.jpg "images[1].jpg")
Raiders agreed to terms with Aldon Smith
Reggie doin' thangs
Defense is gonna be scary moving forward, Irvin, Mack, Smith is a pretty scary pass rush desu
Also Reggie Nelson is visiting tomorrow
>>66591107
its all yours friend :^)
>23 minutes until the Baltimore Orioles begin their championship season
>>66591390
The delusion is strong in this one. What division do you play in? I think it's the "rape" one.
23 hours until the Asstros begin their championshit season.
>>66591459
O's have more wins than any team in the AL East since their resurgence in 2012, but don't let facts get in the way of your opinion
>>66591488
>>66591390
>boreball
Who will be last years Jets this year?
Jags? Bucs?
>>66591583
vikings
It's starting lads
>>66591643
You finally hired an escort?
>>66591673
Why would I need someone to escort me somewhere? I'm watching the O's game in my living room
>>66591702
>Why would I need someone to escort me somewhere?
Because you're disabled.
>it's a luckswing episode
Alright, /nfl/, let's come up with an "All Asshole" team consisting of the biggest assholes to ever play the game.
Ready? Go.
>>66589836
Fuck you. Blonde retrievers look disgusting when they get wet and dirty.
![Aaron_Hernandez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1sdjE2J.jpg "Aaron_Hernandez[1].jpg")
>>66591787
>>66590175
whatnow?
>>66591858
>>66590547
were you posting in a pol thread YRYL recently? Cause someone put in the helmet catch.
>>66591787
Beaterson at RB
>>66591189
ILB is still suspect but the rest of the Raiders front 7 looks fucking terrifying.
>>66591978
oh shit I made the stalker power rankings already
>>66591815
>>66589836
Chocolate master race
>>66591787
>>66591787
>>66592001
yeah Heeney could be good we'll see but I suspect they'll address ILB in the draft
>>66591787
QB - Ryan Leaf
>>66592021
>>66591815
>>66592021
>black retrievers
>>66591787
LB - Bill Romanowski (roid rage counts, right?)
>>66592034
Leaf has actually come around and been apologetic for being shit.
At the time, though, he was an asshole. Iirc, Seau would hit him in practice and, rumor is, he was taped to one of the field-goal posts.
>>66591787
Pacman Jones
>>66591787
How long until OBJ is on the list?
Before or after the inevitable Giants breakup over money and he regrets the NY Skyline back tattoo?
>>66592069
>has come around
yeah, but he was a total asshole pre- and post-NFL, not to mention the prison time afterwards.
Can we add Randy Moss, or is the WR position too stacked already?
>>66592148
when you make an all asshole or chimpout team, predominantly black positions always seem to be very strong.
>>66592082
I'll always hate him for that and I'm not even a Raiders fan. He was so assblasted he was getting beat by a rookie in his first game he had to chimpout and do that.
Funny how the league says they care about head injuries so much but when a player takes anothers helmet off and slams his head on it they only slap them with a fine.
![CfOJFQVVAAEjQsr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MzjVfVq.jpg "CfOJFQVVAAEjQsr[1].jpg")
unofficially official bitches
>>66592269
raycis
Prime candidate for All Asshole team.
Go O's!
>>66592468
He never seemed like the asshole type of guy
even carr like him
Dolphins
>>66591787
does having a 16yo girl brought to you by a pimp count as asshole-y? if so you've got one of the GOAT olbs
>>66592833
>Thursday, June 22, 2000
Janikowski, who just last week was acquitted of trying to bribe a police officer, was arrested early yesterday outside a bar a block from the Florida State University campus in Tallahassee on a felony charge of possession of a controlled substance.
He was pretty bad by kicker standards
Hourly reminder that this man will retire with 6 Superbowl rings and there's nothing you can do about it
>>66593062
Not if he never retires.
>2163
>tfw Brady-Bot wins his 32nd ring
>Favorite Team
>Favorite Player
>Villanova or North Carolina
Chiefs
Alex Smith
Nova
>>66590451
It's like something out of a fever dream
>>66593188
Falcons
Julio or Trufant
Nova but UNC is going to win by double digits
>>66592993
Sounds like a cool dude to me.
soon iggles, soon
what should be my next one? doing any team and any player
I dont think I can do DEs and OL and make them look good
>>66593062
Brady has been a overall unclutch QB outside of a 4 year run in which he was a tier bellow elite and his entire career would have been painted as a failure rather than an exceptionally clutch qb if Wilson didnt throw that int
>>66593328
Raiders
Karl Joseph
>>66593258
>implying Igs aren't getting Zeke
>>66593258
what a dweeb
>>66592104
>Tfw Gnats fans still dont think his chimpouts are wrong
>>66593473
No I think Jerry Reese is a functionally retarded
>>66593372
working on it famalam
>>66593328
Browns, Josh Doctson
>>66591787
Backup QB - Johnny Manball
FS - Darren Sharper
MLB - Ray Lewis
WR - Rae Carruth, Marcus Vick
G - Richie Incognito
>>66593332
>this delusion
Brady is the winningest player in NFL history. He holds every postseason record as a passenger except most losses (that's Peyton's record).
Regardless of what Rustle Wilshit did, Tom Brady still threw for 4 touchdowns and Superbowl record high completion number against the LOB. That fourth quarter comeback was the canary diamond in his already illustrious crown
Eat shit
>>66593595
>as a passenger
nice
>>66593595
>as a passenger
I hope you did this on purpose
there is no reason to be upset
>>66593611
>>66593627
You faggots know what I meant
As the greatest quarterback of all fucking time
Stay blasted
>>66593746
BB dresses like i did in high school
also it's snowing so goddamn much wow
>>66593595
Freudian slip?
>>66593529
will do next
>>66593188
lolphins
Jarvis Landry or Reshad Jones
Rooting for nova but realistically UNC will probably win, although I hope that's not the outcome
>>66593595
>as a passenger
>>66593777
nice triples
>>66593777
A sweatshirt and jeans? Belichick dresses like a lot of people, I think...
>>66593595
>He holds every postseason record
bulk stats
actual efficiency stats like yd/a, td%, int% etcetera are only somewhat above average
> passenger
passenger to a stacked team early in his career and this generations best coach, bar none
>Tom Brady still threw for 4 touchdowns and Superbowl record high completion number against the LOB
a noticeably injured LOB and threw 2 really ugly picks, still an overall great performance with a clutch comeback but not nearly as GOAT of a performance as NE fans like to pretend
I would probably take Rodgers or Flaccos recent SB performance but honestly it's a tough call
>>66593648
>>66593746
>the said my qb wasn't the greatest of all time so they must be mad ;-(((
>>66593777
Nice!
>>66593777
I GOT THESE TRIPS
>>66593507
thx qt
Do you guys think those injuries are gonna affect Andrew Luck next season or did the colts just run one of the most promising QBs into the ground?
Fuck you Elway.
>>66594028
He has always underpreformed from where his measurables place him.
He just is not a winner.
#lowenergy
>>66594080
but muh intangibles
>>66592307
that's officially official
Who /winningdivision/ here?
>>66594158
you seem to be mistaken
>>66594214
>>66593947
Rodgers has absolutely shit the bed for two seasons running
>>66593062
>not 7, the most magically powerful number
>tfw no kaep
>>66594385
This is why the patriot way keeps us good, we always have.....wait for it...... KAP SPACE (badumbum tsss)
>>66594415
ugh
>>66594305
?
not really
@Seattle was a clusterfuck and he was like problem #30 on the long list of fuckups, retardation and flukes
@Arizona he led a very competitive game including a game tying drive with 0 seconds on the clock without his 2 best receivers or Adams and Ty
another nice caveat is that the 2015 packers had the 2nd most attempted 2pt conversions and 2nd highest success percentage along with a wretched overtime history
luckily for McCarthy this fuckup is justified by long standing convention
>>66594385
I really hope you guys find a way to get that scrub.
>>66593008
bad as a player, or off-the-field? there's also been several rumors about wifebeating incidents surrounding him over the years
>>66593188
Patriots
Ty Law
Hope for Nov, will probably be UNC
>>66594348
>mfw Brady retires in 2046 with more rings than every other franchise combined
>>66594554
same desu
I don't think he'll be a scrub here though
>$(ers going into the season with Blaine Gabbert running the Chipster's offense
>>66594203
>120 MILLION
>>66594099
Unless your intangible is "WINING ALL DA FUCKIN TIME" like Tebow it's useless.
Do QBs ever get better with coaching?
>>66592295
He really should've been ejected for that.
>>66593332
>would've been part of the goat team season if refs had called holding on any one of the giants' o line
WOW
>>66594385
>>66594644
TELL ELWAY TO COUGH UP THE SHEKELS WE DON'T WANT THE FUCKER HERE ANYMORE
>>66595246
lucks 1 good post season game > teboqs 1 good post season game desu
>>66593947
Go away erin
>>66595751
True, but Tebow was supposed to be trash.
Luck just is trash.
>>66594531
>problem #30 on the long list of fuckups
>elite quarterback
>PROBLEM
AHAHAHAA
>>66590451
>there were videos in that pdf
>people thought he went to UTV's house and filmed from there
>>66595699
b..but an athletic 1-read mongoloid is perfect for chip kelly's stupid college offense
>>66595939
>>66595977
>>66596085
>>66596251
>>66596281
>>>/a/
>Travis Benjamin
>Alex Mack
>Mitchell Schwartz
>Tashaun Gipson
>Donte Whitner
>Johnny Manziel
>Karlos Dansby
>Dwayne Bowe
>Randy Starks
>Craig Robertson
Are any of these guys besides Dansby, Mack, Gipson, Whitner, and Schwartz really a loss for the Browns?
Russell Wilson went on that Henry Louis Gates show and he's related to an English king.
Have we covered this? He's white now, right?
>>66592295
>Cooper was beating him
>Cooper didn't throw hands first
>>66596770
they are losses in a way the Browns are going to need to replace them with rookies,UDFAs or unproven players
>>66596771
>english
>white
the only white english are the lucky souls that immigrated before the british "cultural revolution"
>mfw people STILL won't take the Jaguars seriously
TAKE US SERIOUSLY WE'RE A REAL FOOTBALL TEAM
JAGS BALL ISN'T CUTE ANYMORE
>>66596912
Other than Schwartz and Benjamin, you're exchanging unproven players for over the hill players or flashes in the pan. Players they were 3-13 with. How much worse off could they be?
>>66596989
>>66593590
>DEWAN SHAWPUH
>ONE UH DA MOST HARDESS HIDDEN SAFETIES IN DA LEEG
>#Chargers expected to sign former #Jets TE Jeff Cumberland, source said.
Good, bad?
Lions sign TE Matt Mulligan and DE Wallace Gilberry.
>>66596770
>Whitner
>a loss
He was dogshit.
>>66597152
He can't keep getting away with all these depth signings
Can't wait for his A+ fucking draft
>>66596989
Not cute, you're big and ugly just like your state.
>>66596989
Says a fan of the aptly-named Glitter Kitties.
>>66589906
>being a tall lanky awkward unfuckable loser is better than being a lean thick chested strong armed man
Why won't 6'7 tall fags just admit they've lost the war to us 6'4ers?
>>66591787
I tried off the top of my head, but couldn't get a full team. Super bowl caliber so far, though.
Offense:
QB- Vick
RB- A.P., Ray Rice
WR- Ochocinco, T.O.,
TE- Aaron Hernandez,
OL- Incognito,
Defense:
DT- Warren Sapp, Nadonkeykong Suh
DE- Greg Hardy, JPP
LB- Vontaze Burfict, Ray Lewis, Michael Strahan
S- Darren Sharper, Mark Barron
CB- Pacman,
Special Teams:
K- Jeff Reed
P-
>>66590019
Old Bay is autistic anyway. I hope he an heros tomorrow.
>>66597202
I wouldnt be too upset if we draft a DE early. With Jason Jones gone all we really have is Ziggy, Taylor and this new guy. Im more worried about DE than DT at this point. I'm kinda hoping we can snag Jack Allen in the third round too.
>>66597075
>former jets player
He's shit
>>66597291
Oh, then he'll fit right in.
>>66597286
Yeah if Lawson was there at 16 that would be cool cause there will still be good DTs till the end of the 3rd and picking from Ryan Kelly/Allen/Nick Martin to beat out that piece of shit Swanson
>>66596476
/sp/ is an /a/ colony
are there really GMs that are going to draft all these shit-tier QBs in the 1st round?
why waste a pick on them when there are plenty of good players to draft?
And is ten trolling about there being a buttload of interest in the 1st pick? who in their right mind would give up what ten is asking?
>>66597358
#weeaboosbtfo
SHUT UP FAGGOTS VPN IS ON DANCING WITH THR STARS
>>66597489
I CAN FEEL IT
>Shirtless Von Miller
Wew
>>66597489
>[sacks]
>not [farts]
Von's dance partner is so fucking qt
Oh and the Asian girl judge so wants to get raped by Von. She keeps making "beast" references
>>66597629
post pic of gook judge
>/nfl/ ded
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ see you homosexuals in august.
>>66597680
>in august
5 months
>>66597680
hey
>>66597274
Was michael strahan really an asshole?
The guy always seemed pretty nice.
>>66597733
top 5 draft prospects as of April 4th go
>>66597875
He was just picking famous black players for their positions
Ray Lewis and Ochocino are really good guys off the field
>>66597274
Are all of those guys really known as "assholes", though? A list like this can overlap pretty heavily with the "all-criminal" team we did last season.
>>66597894
Dude, my wife's son is stuck on a question from his homework. Can you tell me how many playoff wins the Lions have this century???
>>66597927
Minus murdering people in Atlanta.
>>66597927
but Ray Lewis murdered multiple people
>>66597957
Allegedly.
What are the odds of the Panthers making it back to the Super Bowl?
I'm planning on moving to Charlotte by the end of the year and would really like to see a playoff game at that stadium.
>>66597987
you'll most likely see one. they aren't going back to the Super Bowl, though. They'll win the NFC South easily, maybe 12 wins max, and lose in either the division round or NFC Championship, depending on seeding.
So can we all agree that the first 5 taken in the draft will be
>Tunsil - Titans
>Wentz - Browns or Cowboys (or Eagles)
>Ramsey - Browns, Jags, or Chargers
>Bosa - Browns, Chargers, Jags, or Cowboys (or Ravens)
>Myles Jack - Jags, Chargers, or Cowboys
>>66598055
Buckner could be taken by the Chargers. I only see them taking Myles if it's a trade-back scenario.
>>66597887
1. Tunsil
2. Bosa
3. Ramsey
4. Jack
5. Buckner
>>66598033
>being this dumb
>>66598055
If everything goes exactly as rumored it'll be:
>Tunsil - Titans
>Wentz - Browns
>Ramsey - Chargers
>Bosa - Cowboys
>Jack - Jags
>>66598109
>being this casual
>>66597966
>allegedly
>>66598097
>Jacksonville taking Buckner after signing Jackson
>>66598055
I think Bosa may fall. I've read a bit that his interviews turned some teams off.
>>66598270
it's top 5 prospects not the top 5 picks
>>66597887
1. Tunsil
2. Jack
3. Ramsey
4. Bosa
5. Stanley
>>66598441
>Myles that high
>>66597677
Shes annoying
>Jordan Devey offered a 1-year tender
Can anyone explain to me why the pats haven't signed any oline in fa
Like that signing of Bennett was pretty good I just wished we grabbed forte
But why no offensive line men?
Like Minnesota has the right idea they've signed two
>>66598857
>questioning the pats
the fuck is wrong with you? and i'm not a pats fag
>>66598857
people underestimate how injured that line really was. Players were constantly shifting around all season it's no wonder why they struggled.
Patriots are getting Scar as a line coach back and (hopefully) less injuries on the line itself. Should be improved on those two things alone.
>>66598857
They traded for some guard. Good left tackles never hit the market, they are a top 5 position in value. You have to find one in the draft.
>>66598857
They'll draft talent like a competent team.
>>66590057
>one in dark
>one in light
>this was the last time they spoke as friends
speaking of Patriots, it is this Hall of Famer's 65th birthday. Hope it was a great one, John.
Will baby gronk be a bust?
Also which second rounders are the best?
>>66599069
Did he play basketball? This is important.
>>66599104
he's a fullback
>>66597024
they'll be the next 0-16. looking at their schedule i really think it'll happen. i see no wins unless the draft goff or wentz and they play like rodgers
>>66599104
It doesn't say if baby gronk played basketball or not so I'm guessing no
>>66599153
>implying they won't beat the Titans
>>66599153
>implying the naners won't beat them to 0-16 first
>>66599153
>0-16
nah, 1-15. Some team having an off day will find a way to lose to them and have to deal with the burden of being the Browns only win for the rest of the season
>mfw it's the Patriots
>>66599310
The Pats always have one dumb loss a year, and it very could be if they do play.
>>66599373
*very well could be
captcha GOFF Celeste
>>66599310
sad thing is. Brown weren't a terrible team. it seems like a QB is elite or he suck nowadays
My Landry jersey gets shipped tomorrow.
Which jerseys do you guys have?
>>66597887
tunsil
ramsey
jack
bosa
buckner
>>66599310
>Rams beat the Lions to go 1-15
>>66599455
Bell, Ben, Bettis, Ward, Lambert, Greene.
>>66599373
Didn't the Browns almost beat them in 2013 when Josh Gordon had that fluke year?
>>66599671
Every team almost beat the Patriots in 2013.
That roster pulled wins out of their asses constantly
>>66599717
True they lost to Geno Smith but I think the Browns had like a two score lead with three mins left.
>>66599601
ancientfag detected
>>66599847
They were my grandfather's, he gave them to me.
>>66598857
sleep tight memey
