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d'angela russell is a bust Edition
>DO NOT FORGET TO ANSWER THIS POLL!!
>http://strawpoll.me/7222874/r
>yesterday's scores:
pacers 115 - sixers 102
pistons 94 - bulls 90
raptors 95 - spurs 102
kings 115 - nuggets 106
heat 93 - blazers 110
>today's games (Mountain Standard Time)
pelicans/nets - 10:00 am
mavericks/wolves - 12:30 pm
wizards/clippers - 12:30 pm
hornets/cavs - 12:30 pm
thunder/rockets - 12:30 pm
grizzlies/magic - 3:00 pm
jazz/suns - 3:00 pm
bulls/bucks - 4:30 pm
pacers/knicks - 4:30 pm
blazers/warriors - 5:00 pm
celtics/lakers - 6:00 pm
>>66571759
>mountain time
my man, reminder that the nugs are getting that #1 pick
Raptors are making the finals, based Pop said so
/nba/ was wrong again
steph curry
Is Russell Westbrook Choker ???
>>66571759
>P.Jankunas
>2015-2016 NBA Season
>losing at home
>>66570623
no idea what arugula is but i'd eat that so hard
>>66572131
>"I swear to God. No bullshit."
Hype
Fuck. My mom just had 2 seizures this morning :(
>>66571759
You shared the results page for the poll
>>66572673
my condolences, bro. hope she gets better soon
>>66572479
Eruca sativa is an edible annual plant, commonly known as salad rocket, rucola, rucoli, rugula, colewort, roquette, and arugula
>>66572673
I have epilepsy too, shit sucks and I had surgery last summer
Hope she feels better
Warriors won't break the Bulls record. They will lose tonight against the Blazers and the 2 remaining games vs the Spurs.
I just spoke to one of my friends who knows high class people and he said that Jordan has offered money on the side to Curry/Klay/Green to lose 3 more games. The amount of money was too hard to turn down.
Cap this so you can see later that there is some really shady business in pro sports and things like this happen all the time.
rate my broken finger lads
>>66572772
oh, it's rucola. damn this looks tasty as fuck. would.
>>66572856
nah I think they'll break it and win back 2 back
>>66572990
Scottie Pippen says his 1995-96 Bulls would sweep the 2015-16 Warriors in a hypothetical series between the teams.
>>66573014
Use deadliest warrior meme computation to determine that
>>66572010
that'll be good for the Raps too, hope they win the lottery
>>66572964
Se fodeu
>>66573152
it's coming out very nice for the raps with both the nugs and knicks both looking like they'll try and lose every game from here out, that'd leave the nugs with a ~25% chance at the #1 pick and ~50% at #1-3, and obviously the raps would get the other, likely high lottery pick
>tfw you realize the spurs have done it again
>kawhi / lemarcus will carry them to another 20 years of dominance
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>66573014
the michael jordan bulls never swept anyone in a finals series
does scottie mean that the current warriors are worse than any other team he faced in his career?
it's empty talk tbqh, there is an argument that the current warriors would fucking tear the bulls a new asshole, but noone can know
i drew this by myself.
it look good to me
>>66571759
>mountin time
>25 posts early
>MOUNTAIN TIME
I'm guess ing OP had to get to church on time so he prematured this thread
>>66573568
Quality
Fuck who else has the retarded captcha?
>>66573271
i keep telling people they got two future GOATs stashed away in europe but no one is listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NsHXXrcax0
>>66572673
sorry bro, keep your head up and stay strong for her
If you took every NBA player ever and made them 6'2", 200lbs with the same average athleticism, who would be the greatest ever?
EDIT: Big Man is this scenario would all be 6'10 265lbs.
>Lakers need 5 wins out of their next 7 games to tie their worst record
>Check schedule
>Thunder
>Clippers x2
>Celtics
>Rockets
>>66573689
Iverson clearly
>>66573689
those pointless hypotheticals keep getting more retarded
Blazers are on fire right now. They blew the fuck out of the heat last night and the starters got rest. Warriors are obviously running out of steam chasing a totally meaningless record instead of preparing for the second season.
Blazers beat the memes by double digits tonight and hand them b2b home losses
CAP IT THEN SLAP IT!!!!
>>66573246
I just hope Masai doesn't ruin it with another Bruno
>>66573689
> 6'2
> 200
Literally my stats senpai
Also iverson
drew that too
>GETTING MEMED ON BY THE NEST
>>66574082
you mean 200 kg
Do you think that the rankings of players made with their PER is tge real ranking of the best players in the league ?
Where would prime Magic Johnson rank among PG''s in today's NBA?
Part 2
>>66574203
the best in the game, basically a huge chris paul
>mfw people still think James "softer than a canadian man's dick while watching lesbian porn" Harden is a good player and not a flopping, chucking, nigger who abuses refs willingness to call fouls in the regular season and then proceeds to hinder his team in the post season with his non existent defense, chucking, and general egotistical attitude only accentuated by the cum catcher firmly attached to his chin he calls a beard
>>66573744
Lakers are trash bro and will be for years to come. Their best player going forward is a stubby-armed down syndrome looking Abo that for the most part stat-pads. They've also got a snitchy team leader that nobody will even acknowledge. The ownership is fucked too which means attracting free agents is almost impossible. Their best sales pitch to FA's is the City itself and the marketing opportunities. The roster offers almost no incentive to sign.
>>66574532
>stubby-armed down syndrome looking Abo
>>66574203
Number one and not even close. How many of todays pgs can handle the point like a wizard and also play center at times.
>>66574532
>not mentioning that they will lose their draft pick this year
>>66574872
yannis
>>66574532
>Their best player going forward is a stubby-armed down syndrome looking Abo
What is more impressive, scoring 50 points vs great defense deep in the playoffs down 2-1, or scoring 75 point vs awful defense, middle of regular season?
>>66574532
>stubby-armed down syndrome looking Abo
LAKER FANS BTFO!!!!!!
hahahahahahahah
>>66574994
if this happens im gonna be very content
>>66575062
scoring 75
5 years later nobody will care about the team, only that someone scored 75.
>>66575062
what is a more impressive impressive game
>deep in the playoffs
>middle of regular season
is this even a question?
>>66575062
these questions get worse every time
>>66574287
>mfw people still think James "softer than a canadian man's dick while watching lesbian porn" Harden is a good player
Who unironically likes lesbian porn? How can I imagine I'm in the porno when it's just two girls poorly imitating sex?
>>66574287
>Lesbian porn
Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
Was this the only gay bromance that has occurred in the NBA?
>>66575191
>>66575229
>cuckadians prove they are soft while watching two attractive women sit on each other's faces
>>66574532
>Their best player going forward is a stubby-armed down syndrome looking Abo
he definitely looks like he's got a touch of the down
>>66575385
>americans prove they masturbate without looking at their penis because they're afraid that makes them gay
>>66575297
this bromance is stronger
>>66575186
who's better, a 5ft10 shane battier playing golf on the moon with bipedal but armless dolphins or a 6ft9 mario chalmers teaching electrical engineering at the community college in provo, utah to sentient troglodyte marmot chimeras
>>66575463
according to wade and lebron, chalmers can't do anything right. So the first one
>>66575428
>looking at your penis while you masturbate
>>66575463
question: how many hours a week does Mario teach?
>>66575463
Shane battier. That dolphin ain't gunna hit for shit.
>>66575547
3600 times the duration of 9192631770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 133 atom
What if the NBA conducts drug tests before the Playoffs and finds out that Curry has been on roids all along.
>>66573689
Steph
i drew that one too
>>66575042
He's a point forward. You might as well have said LeBron baka
>>66575608
I fixed this for you
>What if the NBA conducts drug tests before the Playoffs and finds out that Curry has been on estrogen all along.
>>66575604
I'll need to think about then, gotta do the equations
>>66573014
Scottie Pippen is a choke artist beta chump who would routinely disappear and nobody took him seriously in the 90s. Fuck off, Scottie Pippen.
>>66575604
so like one hour?
>>66575524
>he makes teammates better meme
The 90's era is...
>>66575779
GODLIKE
>>66575779
over
1 FUCKING HOUR
LITERALLY BETTER THAN STOCKTON AND MALONE
>>66576041
A bunch of born losers and Steph Curry.
>mfw RBL gets the janny job
>>66576041
just wait
>>66575724
it's not a good community college
>>66575042
Not there yet.
>>66576041
holy shit you're retarded canada, already into the syrup huh?
During the time Stock and Malone played together Stock got 15,391 assists in 18 seasons. Those two got more connections than all three of the examples you show combined and probably 2 or three times that
>>66575907
letting him play with a tear in his muscle is just asking for some down-and-clutching-his-quad situation before the regular season ends
>>66574532
>stubby-armed down syndrome looking Abo
BTFO!!!!!!!
>>66576203
yep. they say he'll be playing center today too so even more banging around. dude will get hurt again.
1 hour until cuckland gets exposed at home.
We playoffs now.
Cuckland about to be btfo desu
>>66576362
I'd rather watch that game than the ABC one desu
>>66576333
>>66576362
>CuckedLand
can't wait to see /nba/ get btfo when the Cavs play a real team not the shitty hawks or nets
kek
>>66576041
Female genital mutilation
Rate my bagged milk holder that my niece made
>Shitting the bed against the Pelicunts
>>66576166
Yeah except no one cares about those faggots
1. CP3/Blake
2. Jordan/Pippen
3. Jordan/Blake
4. Shaq/Kobe
5. CP3/Jordan
>>66576489
>Vector
>>66576489
>bagged milk
wtf
>>66576489
Do Canadians not have access to Milk cartons? Why bags?
>>66576518
Baristas use them in britain too
>>66576518
They are a shit tier people.
>>66576489
>>66576489
9/10, pretty cute fampi.
>>66576333
>>66576420
>>66576362
It's all about getting one for Da Queen City
>>66576489
cute
>>66576489
is that an ipod nano in the background?
>>66576548
this is all I need to know about canada
>>66576681
Yeah, it's plugged into a speaker system
>>66576489
she's good! it's great that she captured what her uncle really looks like IRL
>>66576681
Stop fucking snooping D'Angelo
>>66576506
>leaving Stockton/Malone off of a top 5 assist to scorer list
>cp3 makes list twice
I wish you would trip up so I could filter you
>>66576712
>Taking that list seriously after reading CP3
YOU trip up so I can filter you
Mods pls ban that faggot
>>66576773
>>66576824
>filtered
>>66576773
wax em
iguodala back against spuds
hm
>>66576952
that's just an urban legend. neither shaving nor cutting impact hair growth.
but i think i'll wax them eventually
>>66576994
i got two bald spots shaved into my chest hair for ECG. looked uggo so i shaved it for the first time in my life. desu glad it's back, felt naked.
>>66577132
>>66577132
>>66577132
Thunder vs. Rockets
3:30 PM EST
ABC
cha/cle
okc/hou
la/wa
all three start at the same time. which one should i watch?
>>66577147
the one on national tv
>reminder that we are nearing the playoffs and that the craptors will be shook trying to accomplish this
Steph can't win shit without Iguodala
>>66577185
parents keep telling that for some reason, i believed it too for the longest time
>>66577147
cha@cle. i don't think anyone can hate charlotte.
need a stream for the charlotte game. faggot mods at REDDIT ruined VLC links forever
>>66577202
Craptors won't win their first series
have YOU thanked mr. duncan today? good things come to all who thank mr. duncan daily.
https://vine.co/v/ijxH1eaXTMP
>>66577147
OKC/Houston imotbqhwyf
>>66577258
damn that right here is a real fucking bully, not that inbred fuck in LA.
Duncan is a true OG, he slides his dick down that man's throat and makes him thank him for it. gangsta as fuck
>>66577202
I wish Lowry was on a team that deserved him, I think he could push the Hawks to contender status
https://vine.co/v/ijrY02qXPm3
>no foul
daily reminder the NBA is a joke league with clown officiating
>>66577251
>faggot mods at REDDIT ruined VLC links forever
Are they banned now or what?
>No mobile stream for Blake
Someone help pls
>>66577310
apparnetly they were fox sports links and the mods let fox sports know
>>66577189
>>66577236
>>66577272
1 vote for each, perfect. I'll just split screen my lapper and cast another one to the tv
>>66577307
how did Turner end up sliding? If he wasn't pushed then you have to call him for fouling Draymond before Draymond fouled Smart.
>>66577307
literally a spear
>>66577355
The floor was slick
hahahahhahahhahaaha my janitor application is gonna get accepted and /nba/ will be at my knees begging for forgiveness
>>66577374
then it was a foul on Turner
which probably would have worked out for the Celtics anyway
>>66573854
Curry gonna get kicked in the dick tonight
>those Rockets unis
jesus christ wtf
>Cavs BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>lelvaliers
>LeBeta
>>66577396
Why did amir Johnson fall to the floor on the previous play?
>>66577400
went and made a bobnets at cavs game thread
>>66577512
>>66577512
>>66577512
>>66577437
>>66577454
>>66577484
what happened
fuck, nba is so dry now
we used to have big sunday threads
is everyone on reddit?
>>66577414
OKC's are worse with that neon orange. But yeah, the grays suck.
>>66577517
make a better one and I'll think about it
>>66577550
I'm high playing dkc and watching the hornets game familia my focus is a bit occupied
>>66577550
I like to think that everyone is getting fresh oc dank memes ready for the second season.
I've got a feel that shit will be poppin soon
>BLAKE GRIFFIN DUNK
HQHQHQHQHQHHQHQHQH
IT'S OVER
>>66577529
>Cavs playing like crap
>activate refball
typical Cavs game tbqh
>>66577550
golden state killed all the hype this season.
williams just destroyed Klove
>>66577636
leveled
Stop sucking up to JB Bickerstaff, ESPN announcers, he's been a bad coach who will hopefully get fired
Refs need to stop Westbrook from jumping to line to get his own FT rebound. That's the second time he's done that recently.
his smile and optimism: gone
Isn't kanter Australian?
Who watching /golf and bball/ here?
>>66577766
nah he's turkish. I think steven adams is from new zealand
>>66577728
>>66577766
He's a T*rk.
>>66577893
He is from New Zealand.
He's half Tongan and has a Maori tattoo taking up his arm.
READY TO LOSE TONIGHT KEKTIC FANS?
kobe is going to shit on your shit franchise for the last time. he'll drop what? 40?45?
see you at 6:30 pacific time faggots! AHAHAHAH
Who needs the splash bros when you've got the 'stache bros.
https://twitter.com/okcthunder/status/715987318323040256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>>66578228
technical foul
hanging on the rim like a goddam monkey
celtic fan here, i hope Kobe drops 40 on us, desu i hate my shit franchise and i think Marcus smart was a bust and the Lakers young exciting core big 3 is the best thing that we have to look forward in basketball....
DAJ just rolled his right ankle
>>66578228
>Injured hand twice
>Slam dunk his first game back
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66577414
better than the mcdonalds versions
>>66578289
The Celtics could be a dark horse to get beaten by the Warriors/Spurs, what the fuck are you on?
>>66578368
>not liking the mustard-and-ketchup unis
You can fuck right off with your shit taste, faggot.
>>66578372
im on a drug i got from Dlo...feels like i got ice in my veins. he was a little weird though, hope he doesnt snitch on me
>>66578388
>liking a color scheme because it reminds you of hot dogs
got a lotta nerve to call somebody else a faggot
>>66578289
The Bucks have a better young big 3
Giannis - Jabari - Middleton
Blake lookin kinda JUST
>>66578449
>liking a color scheme because it reminds me of CHAMPIONSHIPS, faggot
FTFY
>>66578430
>NOT KNOWING THAT HE TAPED THE TRANSACTION
>>66578472
the big Literally who's LOL, see next season bucks fag...wait, i take that back, i'll see you at the draft AND next season.
>>66578493
fugg!!!!
>>66578492
but anon, those unis arent green
>>66578543
funny how celtics fans have to tell everyone they have ships while everyone knows automatically that the lakers have 16...lol celticucks...GET REKT..
>>66578543
Nobody outside of Bawwwston cares about your faggot green Celtics, dumbass. Shut up so the 18+ people can talk here.
>>66578584
literally no one knows that other than the bandwagon lakerfags like yourself that just got off Wikipedia. also
>unironically bragging about having less championships, and you didn't even win them all in your actual city
that's like OKC bragging about Seattle's championship from 4 decades ago
>nba goes completely silent when the cavs are winning
you're all fucking fags and I don't know why I even listen to your opinions
k love doing a little shaqtin there
>>66578584
>>66578597
rockets mcdonals unis arent purple and gold either, which is the point
>theyre champions in my mind
anons..
predixxiuns
pelicans/nets - 10:00 am
>nets
mavericks/wolves - 12:30 pm
>mavs
wizards/clippers - 12:30 pm
>cloppers
hornets/cavs - 12:30 pm
>cavs
thunder/rockets - 12:30 pm
>rackets
grizzlies/magic - 3:00 pm
>grizzlies
jazz/suns - 3:00 pm
>jazz
bulls/bucks - 4:30 pm
>bully ball
pacers/knicks - 4:30 pm
>pacers
blazers/warriors - 5:00 pm
>warriors
celtics/lakers - 6:00 pm
>flip a coin
>People still hatin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can't even chill for a minute without you niggas throwin shade.
>>66578659
lets the fanbases with teams that have rings post here little boy.
>>66578669
>theyre champions in my mind
LOL that's the only place where the rockets will win a ship in this era HARHARHARHARR
>>66578699
>LOL that's the only place where the rockets will win a ship in this era HARHARHARHARR
~ DON'T STOP BELIEVING ~
>9-0 Wizards run
>>66578659
>nba goes completely silent when the cavs are doing anything
why would we care about a team that never has and never will win anything?
>BLAKE 1-4
>Only make is a slam dunk
looks like he's back to 100% health
>>66578771
H-He's just rusty
i guess nothing but shitty games until the Lakers play bosstown, the oldest goat rivalry in the /nba/
>Wizards
go piss on suicide watch HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KAT triple double alert!
9 pts 15 rebs 7 ast
>>66572856
I'm not capping this
>>66578763
you sure care when you spam that 2-4 pasta you little shit
MFW i predict nets will win after they have lost the game
>>66578877
>Cavada literally begging /nba/ to talk about a team that might not even make the finals
my how the mighty have fallen
wake up houston, this is kinda an important game
HOLY SHIT JOHN WALL IS SHOOK
>Cavs up 17 in the third
Hornets fans, I...
>>66578968
>remember the first round last year
oh good job harden
>cavs kill bazemore
>cavs kill batum
what's going on
singler is so cute
Is the rockets mascot the cutest one lads?
>>66579020
wut?
he looks like a hitlerjugend fanboy brazilanon
>>66579022
Clutch is great, though I still miss Turbo.
>>66579020
If you think the "I'm going to shoot up a school real soon" look, then I guess
>>66579053
top kek m8!
finally harden woke up
>Austin Rivers
>""""""""Finishing at the rim""""""""
Jesus Christ
celtics fans coming out of the woodoworks...hmm i wonder if that has to do anything with the playoffs coming up...i wonder were you guys were during the season...hmmmmm, i didn't see any celtic game threads.
>>66579115
it doesn't get worse than when /nba/ bandwagons the Cavs. they were up 2-1 in the finals and /nba/ got BTFO
>>66579186
lol what? everyone was rooting against the cavs. are fucking kidding m8
>John Wall
>2-11
>>66579186
There were like 3 people bandwagoning the Cavs
Everyone loved Curry then. Now, most people hate him
>>66579210
>>66579243
>this damage control
>the only 2 people not rooting for the Cavs responded
diamonds
>>66579234
this how he usually plays against playoff teams, its why he's so overrated.
>>66579274
>I joined /nba/ 6 months ago
>>66579274
were you even here for the finals? there was
>2-4 spammed every fucking where.
get out of here
>>66579325
>all i do is win
Right, because you started watching it regularly earlier this season
>>66579210
>>66579308
cuck doing cuck things
did you enjoy the laker.heat game?
>>66579363
wow you are a meme god, great response you really showed me. ill just leave now due to your supreme meme tactics
The Hornets were the 3 seed for, what, a day or two? I wonder how far they'll drop
>>66579447
I believe that they were the 2nd seed in the east early in the season.
>Hack-a-DJ
>It's working
>>66579486
Well after this loss to the Cavaliers, they'll drop. I was just wondering how far
why this nigga always look shook af
>>66579447
they wont go below a 6 seed. the last two teams are too mediocre. but right now the third seed is going to get a lot easier matchup against the hornets.
also lebron is going downhill in his career
>>66579531
cause he can see into the future and he sees the Lakers winning 5-peats while fucking 10/10's and giving me life time front row season tickets next to jack nicholson for believing when none of you cucks did..
>>66579447
6th or 5th. The standings are so close though that its gonna constantly change till the end of the season
>>66579531
because's he's not the coach
>>66579531
>aistepover.jpg
>>66579557
how do you feel about a heat/hornets match-up
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>66579531
Because Nintendo extended the Shookening's radius to Cleveland
>>66579557
>lebron is going downhill in his career
get over it, he left your team and he's in a better place now.
>>66579598
more confident that a heat and celtics matchup
Mark Jackson still salty af lmao
>>66579623
but he is.
look at his stats.
who /in the lottery/ here?
>>66579655
sup famz.
