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Good thread
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Petition to rename April 30 "Meme Magic Day"
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Pulju will be an Oiler

Check em
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>>66543911
He's a big guy
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Who can stop the penguins
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>>66544025
playoff fluery
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>>66544025
a bar that doesn't serve gays
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>Already 3 swedish goals tonight

Finland?? ????

?????

???
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>>66544084
How empty is your life?
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This may be the best /hoc/ ive ever seen
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>>66544025

>Islanders, Rangers, Panthers, Capitals, Flyers, and Red Wings are beyond worthless against them
>Lightning are worthless without Stralman
>Bruins might have a shot but lol

We just have to pray the West beats them in the SCF.
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>>66544063
Matt murray silly man
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>>66544166
How empty is the finnish goal production?
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>>66544166
Less empty than his ass.
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>>66544292
Nice one
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Hey guys I'm a rangers fan
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>>66544084
Zibanejad is 50% Finnish and 50% Iranian.
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>2nd in PPG in the entire league
>won rookie of the month all three months he's been healthy
>only other rookie to win three was Ovie
>no other rookie has more than 20 points since McDavid returned in Feb. Since then, he has 30+ points
>more than 30 less games than his competition
>much younger and less experienced than Panarin
Calder McDavid
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>>66544348
Owned lol
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>>66544585
i'm sorry
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>>66544669
Shame that such a great player is stuck in edmonton
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>>66544669
McDavid was 12 when Panarin turned pro
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>>66544292

Good bants
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As a cantpucks supporter this is the closest I could bring myself to buying a Flames jersey. It's still cool if I put 13 Gaudreau on the back tho right
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>>66544982
Isn't Malmö the most cucked city in Sweden
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>>66544982
>Malmö Red Hawks

It's fitting, because no one in Malmö speaks Swedish.
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Imagine being a fan of a hockey team in new york
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>>66545042
Yes
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>>66545042
Pretty much all of their cities are equally cucked.
I don't think I saw 100 white faces in Stockholm last time I was there.
The white people live in rural areas.
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>>66545084
Stinky smelly beaners
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>>66544844
>To be eligible for the award, a player cannot have played any more than 25 games previously in any single season, nor have played in more than six games in each of two separate preceding seasons in any major professional league.[2]

Panarin had what, 6 seasons in the KHL? By their own criteria, he should be ineligible. That would leave Ghostbear as McDavid's only real competition.
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>>66545133
The NHL will never recognize the KHL as a major league
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>>66545162
What are the other "major leagues" then?
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>filthy has 3 powerplay goals today
>invisible bear has no points and is -1

"best rookie"
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>>66545355
That rule existed to punish the players that chose the WHA over the NHL. Gretzky, Messier, Mark Howe etc.
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>>66544641
Then Granlund is 100% swedish.

Barkov is 100% Russian
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>>66545449
Granlund doesn't even speak swedish and oulu is the most whitetrash city in finland lmao
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There are currently 4 teams in platoff spots whose L + OT is more than their ROW

Why are loser points and the shootout still a thing?
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>>66545608
And Zibanjad don't speak finnish. Your point?

Barkov is 100% russian though
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BILL ALERT

NO BREAKS ON THE BILL TRAIN
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BILL SCORE
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>>66545690
He does tho
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>>66545671
Sub .500 teams have always made the playoffs because more than half the league makes the playoffs
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>>66545690
My point is that granlund is not a fennoswede
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>>66545671
>tfw they'll never eliminate loser points and the shootout
>tfw they'll never go to continuous 5v5 in regular season

2 points for a W, 0 points for a L/OTL. With no shootout, this is possible.
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>>66545728
Why u lying?

Granlund speaks swedish though. And so do you.

It's in your constitution to learn my language
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>>66545765
>>tfw they'll never go to continuous 5v5 in regular season

>all those american games getting cutoff before they end because american networks are casuals
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>>66545449
Granlund is from some shanty town near Oulu.
Probably the least Swedish area in the world.
But please, keep them if you are so desperate for players.
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>>66545817
Jag heter homo peter och jag knullar din mamma
Thats all i know
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>>66545690
Zib speaks fluent Finnish.
Granlund is not a fennoswede.
Barkov is Tapparanmiäs born and raised.
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>>66545765
I'd be fine with 10 minutes or a full period of 4 on 4 then calling it a tie
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>>66545817
Why do you speak my language Mohammed?
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>>66545042
Yes lots of drunkspeaking Danes
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>>66545925
"Your language" is french
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>>66545817
It's not in the constitution.
It's in the curriculum to participate in Swedish classes. For now.
It's going to be removed soon.
There's just no point in learning another dead language, when no one in Finland actually speaks it.
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Sweden really sucks because of that one faggot who gobbles Nylander's cock on a daily, and the other guy who does the Finns v Swedes autism awareness project.

Finland is a rascally little bro who brings memes and cheeky bantz. In terms of post quality, there's no contest: Finns > Swedes.
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5 (five) - 0
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>this loser karrlson will win another Norris
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>>66545972
t. carlos
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>>66546008
>Isles
holy fuck no way they're making the playoffs
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>>66546008
>Sweden really sucks because of that one faggot who gobbles Nylander's cock on a daily, and the other guy who does the Finns v Swedes autism awareness project.
that's both of us desu
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Zibanejad speakind finnish. He tried to get into finnish national team but couldn´t make it because IIHF rules :(

http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=185&artikel=4911865
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ISLES ABSOLUTELY BTFO
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>>66545848
The fact that he is marked by his masters name is enough.

No one belives he is fennoswede if you thought so Pekka, these mongol looks don't lie.

>>66545896
I see why you could not get into university with that kind of knowledge

>>66545902
Barkov is 100% russian no matter what you say. Look where his father was born.

>>66545925
We could speak english hundreds of years before """"your"""" """"country""" even came to be.

You are nothing more than a british reject still ruled by their queen.
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>>66546140
But why do you speak english?
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>>66546140
Look where your father was born.
In fucking Africa! LMAO
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Stop with the Pulju to oilers jokes, how is that even funny
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>>66546140
No one is denying the fact that Barkov is genetically russian but he's as honorary finn as it gets
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>>66546184
one of them is going there, you know it
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>>66546184
It's fate. I don't think the Oilers even want him, they'd prefer Laine
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>>66546140
Barkov Sr was a Tapparanmiäs too silly Mohammed.
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>hondas shooting the puck after the whistle
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>>66546173
I could ask you the same?

I will teach you some history as Canada had no part in it so I assume you have no idea.

England had this global empire where they owned half the world and made huge discoveries in science. Any educated individual or elite would learn english.

Before that people learned german and before that french.
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>>66546325
I speak english because my ancestors did. You speak english because Americans forced their cock down your throat
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LGTSS:

>the island of brooklyn
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>>66546601
>long island
>is actually 5 goals short island
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>>66546601
A FUCKING CAR
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>>66546584
not him, but we speak english because it's the lingua franca of our time.

like german was and french was
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>tfw have to wait 3 hours before real games start
I'm getting bored of shitposting and playing dota desu. Should I get booze?
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>>66546584
Your ancestors spoke Chinese.
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>tfw Puljujärvi can't speak english at all
confirmed absolutely based
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>>66546679
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>>66546856
>playing dota
you should just off yourself now before the depression and loneliness gets you in the future
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>>66546856
Anything is better than moba's, Finnbro.
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>tfw your team clinches

>>66546856
Should watch Stars vs. Kings my relative.
What's your MMR?
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>>66546923
>drafted by a canadian team
>interviewed every day

you better post all that shit
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Remember when the "pro scout" claimed rask was still a top ten goalie?
What a retard
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any one going to watch stars vs kings?
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>>66546973
barely 4k ;_;
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>>66546956
>before
>depression and loneliness

Finns are born with it
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>>66546976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeNqDAZb-IU
he literally needs a translator
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>>66547023
a couple beaners probably will
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>>66546992
Remember when there were Canadian teams in the playoffs?

Don't talk shit about the pro scout who unironically rates Bustkov
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>>66547023

Yes, it's the only thing on.
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>>66545393
This.

The rules as they stand regarding rookie eligibility in the NHL are archaic and should be changed to better reflect modern hockey. There is no reason that a guy who played 6 KHL seasons and is 24 should be considered a rookie in the NHL.
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>>66547067
That beautiful bastard is going to Winnipeg to raise a fino-metis family. Hilarious
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>>66547067
yeah, I remember that one

then comes Laine with his english that's already better than most russians in the league

is pulju a finnish redneck?
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>my team is out of the playoffs
>gonna watch the stars kings game
>going to see ghostface killa tonight
I should probably start drinking right?
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>>66546923

I hope he has a blog like Barkov
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>>66547036
Nice my family member, I'm only 3.7k.
Although on US servers we have to put up with peru shitters instead of ruskis.
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How can ONE BOY be so meme?
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Holy shit the Atlantic division is a fucking abortion. I did not realize how bad the state of that shit was.

bawwwston is STILL the #3 seed? Seriously?
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>>66547165
He's from north so basically a full blown snow nigger.
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Game thread where tho
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>moba players

isnt it about time to grow up?
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>>66547333
menikö kynäripetellä tunteisiin? Vai ootko näitä larppariautistei mitkä pelailee jotain undertalea tms :D
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>>66547067
top kek
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Dustin Brown might be the luckiest shitty player in history
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>>66547165
Yeah Pulju is from frozen wasteland and has been living alone since he was 13 or 14 and focused only on playing hockey.
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>>66547441
>luckiest
dude have you seen his wife? I wouldn't call him exactly lucky
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>>66546923
He can speak English. Or at least knows by rote how to spout cliches in English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeNqDAZb-IU
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>watched the first period
>played fairly good, but one fuck-up cost them
>come home
>lost 5-0
What the fuck happened?
Did Berube shit the bed?
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>>66545765
>continuous 5v5 in regular season

As much as I want that to be a thing, it will never happen. They are more likely to remove it from playoffs than adding it to the regular season. I could easily see them experimenting with a 5v5 20min period, then a 4v4 20min period, then 3v3 until a winner is decided, or something similar to that. It would actually justify 3v3 in the regular season other than it being a gimmick to add excitement to the game. The shootout should be removed though. Regular season OT should be 4v4 for 10min, then 3v3 until a winner is decided. Make each game worth 3 points, if it goes to OT then winner gets 2 and loser gets 1.
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>>66547616
they're playing like they want the coach get fired
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>>66547616
and the goalie is probably never at fault when you get shut out
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plz dont lose tonight
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>>66547067
You should get a hockey translating gig
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>>66546008
Agreed.

Finns > Swedes in post quality.

Swedes > Finns in hockey talent.

Finns > Swedes in work ethic.

But I still don't want any of them on my team desu.
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>>66547745
It's a little late for that. I think nearly everyone wants him gone, but going into the playoffs with a new coach is a recipe for disaster. They've used Cappy's "system" all season, they can't just change all that in the last week of the season.

>>66547797
true.
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>>66547887
>rags
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>>66547941
>rags
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>>66547906
it's true, this season is fucked anyway without halak or hamonic

they just need a shakeup, some players have been together for too long, they're playing like they're asleep
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>>66547887
Cristiano pls leave
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>>66548041
>>66548041
>>66548041
Stars vs. Kings
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>>66548008
With rumors around Halak, Hamonic, Okposo leaving, and (probably) another first round exit, I'm expecting a much more active offseason than last year. Kulemin, Bailey, and Grabo haven't been worth their money. A Greiss/Berube tandem is not looking effective right now, so if they're hell-bent on moving Halak, I would hope that Snow brings in a legit goalie.
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>>66547872

>Finns > Swedes in work ethic.

The only work ethic they got going is chugging that bottle in the middle of the day
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>>66548088
I hope you're the next one those turk roaches kill
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>Eric Hornick @ehornick
>Isles 0-6-1 vs playoff bound-teams since Halak went down
>(scored only 9 goals)
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>>66547067
Seems like a well put together young man. His English is still leaps and bounds better than most Russians in the league. If Edmonton was to get him they'd need to get rid of Yakupov asap though. You can tell their personalities would clash, especially when Pulju gets more ice time than Yakupov in his first year. Should also be noted that the Oilers currently have 3 Finns contracted to play next season, bringing on the third late in this season. They are preparing their team for Pulju desu. They want him to be as comfortable as possible.
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>>66548205
everything depends on the new owners, they could be just as shit as this owner

that would be a disaster

nothing's been serious about this organization, somebody needs to finally clean it up

and yeah I wonder where he'll get a goalie from, if the owners allow him to go with 2 backups he should just get fired

actually he should just get fired if he keeps capuano around
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>>66548359
Yak asked for a trade already, dude's gone this summer. I know Finland hates the idea of their golden boys going to Edmonton, but Pulju would be fully appreciated here. Plus he'd get a chance to play with McDavid, you Finnbros have gotta like that. We love our Finns in Edmonton, ever since Kurri and Tik.
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I'm just really excited to see commentators butcher poopinajarvi's name 2bh
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>>66548583
hating on oilers is just a meme, i think most finns would like to see pulju play with mcdavid. that team cant stay shit for much longer anymore
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>>66548731
they used to say that about the laffs
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>>66548731
The oilers are eternally shit fåm
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>>66548762
laffs dont have mcdavid
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>>66548284
foppa is pretty based desu. luckily sweden won't have another one ever again.
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>>66546992
Let's see,

Holtby
Price
Fleury
Luongo
Mrazek
Schneider
Bishop
Lundqvist
Crawford
Elliot

You could argue that Rask could be in there above Elliot or Crawford maybe, but then you could also argue that C/F Anderson, Quick, Allen, Dubnyk, Gibson, Greiss, Halak, Jones, Reimer, Mason, Montoya, Neuvirth, Rinne, Talbot, and Ward deserve to be in there. Many of those goalies, based on stats and quality of shots faced, deserve top 10 status far more than Rask. He has been good for Boston, but they never needed a great goalie because their team in front was always amazing at defense.
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>>66548809
brace yourself. There's a for certain swede coming.
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>>66548809
Who wants McMeme?

>>66548848
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>>66548689
im excited too
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>>66548809
that's true I guess

but the oilels are a glorified junior league team right now

there's about a million ways how to fuck up and Chiarelli is no wizard, we'll see
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>>66548809
Honestly, this. McDavid will challenge for the Art Ross next year, as a fucking 19 year old.
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>finnish goaltending
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>Barkov is elite
>Jagr putting up close to 70 points
>Ekblad is elite
>Huberdeau is starting to look elite
>Trochek will be back for the playoffs and be elite again
>Jokinen and Smith are having career years
>Gudbranson was elite in the 2012 playoffs and is now an elite shutdown defenseman
>MacKenzie, Jagr, Mitchell, Campbell, Jokinen, and Luongo providing elite veteran experience

Give me one good reason why the Panthers won't win the East.
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>>66547270
Detroit might knock them out of it, but ya, the Atlantic division is the memest division in hockey. Even worse than the Pacific. Imagine McDavids ppg if he was drafted by Toronto.
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>>66548837
>holtby on the list
>fleury on the list
>crawford on the list
>Andersen not on the list
>quick not on the list
>mason not on the list
>bishop below mrazek schneider and luongo
shit list m8
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>finnish goaltending
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>>66547441
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>>66548809
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LEHT-THEM-1N
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>>66548921
trochek back before playoffs is confirmed?
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>>66548284
At least they got that. What does Sweden show for work ethic? Working extra hard to act like you like watching your woman be fucked by immigrants? Alcohol problems aside, I don't think Finland men would allow their women to be raped and fucked by savages, at least not Finnish savages.
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>>66548931
are the lightning the only non-meme team in the atlantic now that don "the madman" sweeney blew up the broons and the wongs collapsed?
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>>66549021
the lightning are the only non meme team in the east

or maybe not since stralman got injured
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>>66549021
Blots are extremely meme
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http://www.thestar.com/sports/breakaway_blog/2016/03/leafs-prospects-rated-highly-and-how-likely-are-the-oilers-to-trade-connor-mcdavid-.html

>QUESTION: Hi Kevin,

>Some fun speculation - if Lady Luck shines on the Leafs and they get the 1st overall draft pick to get Auston Matthews, would you trade him along with a Jake Gardiner for Connor McDavid? Leafs and the NHL get McDavid into a big market which is good for the whole league. Oilers get a bigger centre suited for the rough 'n tumble west whose talent doesn't drop too far off from McDavid along with getting a D-man to fill another area of need. The Oilers would also get to avoid the McDavid to the Leafs via Free Agency circus that would definitely happen especially if the Leafs rebuild goes according to plan and are competitive at that point.

Why are >laffs fans so delusional?
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Will they ever be a great rivalry lads?
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>>66548985
No not confirmed. Reports are that he's aiming for the first round but I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back as late as the 2nd round.
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>>66549010
They are way more cucked than us, almost as much as you Palash Chang
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>>66549057
Make the Battle of Alberta Great Again
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>>66549021
The Panthers are actually good though.
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>>66549096
Theyre good, but i would definitely put them in meme status. Nobody expected them to be any good and theyre memeing their way to a possible division championship with an 80 year old man as their MVP.
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>>66548731
>Pulju gets drafted by Oilers
>future 1rst, Yakupov, and Nurse get traded for Seabrook
>Chia signs Lucic and Demers/Hamuis in the offseason
>Oilers make playoffs next year
>Pulju wins rookie of the year

I can already see the Finns shitposting that Pulju made the Oilers great. Go Fin and you win...r-r-right?
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>>66549056
Why the fuck would the oilers want gardner? They need help on defence
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>>66549129
the correlation is pretty clear.
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>>66549056
This is just sad. Crosby straight across probably doesn't get you McDavid. Fuck me right in the pussy, and they wonder why everyone hates their team.
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>>66549056
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>>66548921
>Give me one good reason why the Panthers won't win the East.
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>>66549129
>pulju will be McDavid's Jagr
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>>66549173
>pongs
enjoy that second round exit
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>>66548891
They are a lot better than people give them credit for. It's not easy playing the Kings, Ducks, and Sharks all the time, then the Central division more than any Eastern team. If they got to play Eastern teams more often, especially the Atlantic teams, they'd be middle of the pack to just outside of middle, kind of like the Hurricanes or Sens.
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>>66549153
I don't think there's a single team with the assets to trade for McDavid
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>>66549056
Do you think this is right after they sign Stamkos for 2 million a year for 7 years and win the cup 4 years in a row?
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>Kongs
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>>66549197
they wouldn't be any better than the sabres and that's pushing it
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>>66549162
>the mongoloid breeding grounds of jew york
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>>66548689
Is it Pulge-Jew-Jarvi, or is it Pull-Jew-Jarvi
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>>66549272
poo-poo-pee-pee
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>>66549272
pull yu yärvi
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>>66549272
Jesse Poo-you-yah-we
Patrick Lion-eh
All-in You-leave-e
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>>66548941
I didn't list them in any particular order. Holtby deserves to be on that list, top 5 list as well. Your delusional af if you think otherwise. Fleury has shown good stuff this year, even when Pongs were shit. Crawford is consistent and plays good under pressure, more than you can say about many goalies in this league. Which Andersen? Quick isn't really that good, but yeah, I could have easily put him on and taken Elliot off since he basically has Crawfords resume. Mason isn't that good either, I might as well put Neuvirth on if I put him on.

tbqh though, "good" goalies is a meme. All NHL goalies are good. They only get good stats though if they play on great teams.
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>>66549066
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>>66548960
Brown going for his signature 'knee hit'. Guy should be thrown out of the league next time he tries that shit.
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>>66549351

>Quick isn't really that good

Opinion disregarded.
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>>66548985
>Cats get swept by Boston
>Trochek never gets a chance to play
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>>66549056
>McDavid going straight to the Laffs in free agency

What did he mean by this?
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>>66549218
Before. But this is after

http://thehockeywriters.com/toronto-can-put-connor-mcdavid-in-a-leaf-uniform-in-3-years/
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laine laine laine!!!!!!!
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>>66549066
Notice how they call him an "illegal" alien. Your newspaper wouldn't even report him as an immigrant, he'd be a legal Swedish citizen. No photo either to stop racial profiling.
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>>66549351
>holtby
>not carried by the team in front of him
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>>66549272
Actually it's Pull-cha-hyeowh-arrr-vi.
The i is silent.
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>>66549376

Where did you see the so-called "knee hit" attempt in that gif? Or are you just a hater?
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They should do awards for terribleness at the NHL awards like the razzies
I.e a green jacket for worst +/-
What are some other ones
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>>66549419
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>>66549021
Nah, they are meme. They'd be Islander teir if they were in the Metro division. They'd be Wild teir if they were in the West. They have good offense, but would struggle to match up against the depth down the middle that the actual good teams have.
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>>66549452
usually when you write out a pronunciation its supposed to be easier to read than the word in question
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>>66549467
theyre definitely one of the strongest teams in the east, much better than the >rags. Should be the best team in the Atlantic, but they took a giant shit on themselves at the beginning of the season
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>>66549096
Not really. They'd struggle to beat the Bruins in the first round, and might even lose in 7.
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>>66549432
Lol no.

You can't even read them
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>>66549476
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>>66549056
This guy is hilarious. Great joke.
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Just matched with a QT on tinder, how do I open the conversation f@m?
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>>66549057
Oilers are having more intense games against the California teams tbqh. Flames vs Oilers always looks like a scrimmage. Oilers usually outplay them and lose interest near the middle of the game, then the Flames make them pay for falling asleep.
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>>66549554

ask which team she roots for
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>>66549554
Ask who will win between Calgary and Edmonton tonight
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>>66549554
2-1-2 or 1-3-1?
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>>66549554
Ask for dick pic first
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>>66549272
poo poo pee pee in a jarvi bustarello
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>>66543682
Best OP in a while
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>>66549262
But they usually beat the East teams, and that's after they've been banged up and tired out playing against the strong West teams. If they got a whole season playing their majority in the East, with few West teams, then they'd easily be a 80pt team right now. Your really underestimating just how much better the good teams are in the West. The size and style of play in the forwards is far larger and more aggressive than anything the East has to offer.
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>>66549464
>worst save percentage
>penalty minutes
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>>66549673
Worst save percentage is a beach ball trophy
Most penalty minutes is a seat cushion
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>>66549673
>>66549686
Fewest points by a player with 82 games played. Trophy is a box of expired condoms.
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>>66549306
>>66549452
That doesn't help. I don't speak mongoloid.

inb4 Chinese pronunciation
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>>66549388
His backups stats would disagree with you.

>Scrivens
>Bernier
>Jones

What do they all have in common? Same thing goes for Rask's backups.
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>>66549436
>offensive team
>carrying their goalie
>goalie still has great stats

Not likely.
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>>66549463
The defender's leg kicked out because that was all that Brown made contact with. The fact he missed everything else that bad tells me he was only trying to take out the leg, but managed to only get a piece of it. He does that knee hit all the time. Dirtiest play in hockey tbqh.
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>>66549663
plenty of eastern teams that usually beat western teams, what does that prove?

pacishit has a single team with a winning record vs central (barely, kongs are 10-9)

the east has a bunch of teams at least 3 per division

you're really overestimating the differences, which exist, but are nowhere near enough to make the oilers a playoff team in the east

they would be the sabres, at best

the roster and the way it meshes together is just shit
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>>66549412
It's like he just plays EA's NHL game then posts what he did there.

>guys guess what
>we can totally get mcDavid if we trade the Oilers are first overall this year and next + Kadri

It would make my day just to be able to tell to this guys face how delusional he is.
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>>66549767
Quick played fine in the Olympics.
If he truly sucked as Canadians push so hard, It would have shown then.

Quick is a top 10 goaler, just not a top 5 goaler.
And at this point, I'd rather have Ben Memeship start for Team USA.
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>>66549464
Blocked shots. Winner gets a box of bandaids.

Most hits. Martin gets a photo of himself.
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>>66543682
>pure white genes
>posts mongrel

literally bottom tier of witeness
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>>66549519
>You can't even read them
Because they don't even report them?
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>>66549817

You see what you want to see, I guess...
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c-cant wait to lose in the stanley cup finals this year
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>>66549663
*fringe playoff team

like maybe ottawa last year, I assume that's what you meant
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>>66549591
>1-3-1
Not even one three once.
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>>66549997
You don't admit what you don't want to admit I guess....
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>visiting parents this weekend
>hop on /sp/ before dinner
>I'm still banned here from christmas
lmao
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>>66547154

Except he is and he's better than any other rookie in the goddamn NHL today except McDavid.

If you want to change the rules after this season then fine, but until then Panarin is a rookie and if he wins the Calder then suck his Russian nuts Canada.

Can't win the Cup, can't win the Art Ross, hopefully not the Hart and not the Calder either.

Step your game up Canada and learn how to play hockey at a high level again boy
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>>66549844
The only East teams that would transistion well to the West are the Rags, Islanders, Bruins, Caps, and Pongs. They could all do similarly well in the West. The rest of the East teams are too small up front and can't match up well with the good teams in the west.
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>>66549997
That's pretty much what I'd expect from a Brown supporter. You probably think his wife is hot too.
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>>66550168

I honestly just don't understand all the Brown hate. Has he ever been suspended?
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>>66550196
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=242240

Not to mention the numerous "borderline" plays he makes every year
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>>66550011
Ya, that's why is said outside of the middle. Playoffs won't happen for them until they can connect the dots with their skilled forwards and defense. They still don't have a dman that can make crisp passes and find players breaking into the open. Makes their forwards have to work extra hard in the neutral zone.
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>>66550128
>he thinks a 24 year old who's been playing against fully grown men for 6 years should be judged with the same criteria as 18 year olds who have been playing against other teenagers
That guy wasn't saying Panarin isn't a rookie. He's never played in the NHL before, so he technically is a rookie. The guy was saying Panarin shouldn't be CONSIDERED a rookie, and he's right.

Here's hoping the hockey writers use their heads and give the Calder to an actual rookie.
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>>66550196
there are just a couple Canadian posters who go out of their way to hate any American player.

They are the same ones that were spamming the Patrick Kane "rapist" memes a few months ago.

Its not all of them, but there are just a few Canadians getting really insecure lately. Sort of like the Sweden vs Finland drama shit that takes place in these threads.
I've basically confirmed at least one of them is an Oilels fan which might explain his irrational hate of LA.
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>>66550128
>Hawks fan
>cucked by a Russian
>enjoys it

McDavid is a lock for the Calder. The NHL wants to sell him as the next great player, and he has shown he's deserving of the award these past months. Panarin is older and carried by Kane. He doesn't deserve the Calder.
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>>66550137
these debates have been done to death and there's no evidence to conclusively prove this aside from the usual western elitism

the hawks won 3 cups by being mostly anti physical, you can succeed in many ways as long as you commit to them

in the end this doesn't matter, because if you don't do well in your division you don't get any respect, people don't care about these hypotheticals
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>>66550196
>>66550289
Nothing to do with his nationality. I actually thought he was Canadian. But now it makes sense why your defending him. Can't have less American players worth cheering for I guess.

I don't even hate LA. They are my favorite Californian team. Sutter, Doughty, Carter, and use to have Richards, Stoll and Smyth as well. Lots to like there. But it still doesn't change the fact that they're a goon team led by a goon.
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>>66550307
>The NHL wants to sell him as the next great player

Idk man, Bettman would love to give it to a south Florida native.
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>>66550384
The Kings are lead by brown in the same sense Drake Laroche was a leader on the white sox.
I'm sure he's just happy he gets his own locker
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>>66550443
chychrun best dman since lidstrom
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>>66550384

Who is defending him? I just want more information. Has he ever been suspended for dirty play or not?
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>>66550320
It's necessary to fight off the delusional Snes and Laffs posters. They actually think they are better than the Oilers, which is Laffable.
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>>66550479
True, Kopitar and Doughty are much more relevant leaders on the team.
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>>66550489
I know he has, but I'm not going to bother digging that info up to prove he's a dirty player. That would be almost like trying to prove Avery is a dirty player; whats the point? Everyone knows its true.
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