>Friday 1 April
Highlanders 32 - 20 Force
>Saturday 2 April
Lions 37 - 43 Crusaders
Blues v Jaguares, QBE Stadium, Albany, 19:35
Brumbies v Chiefs, GIO Stadium, Canberra, 21:40
>Sunday 3 April
Kings v Sunwolves, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth, 3:05
Bulls v Cheetahs, Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria, 5:10
Waratahs v Rebels, Allianz Stadium, Sydney, 18:05
Byes: Hurricanes, Reds, Sharks, Stormers
What went wrong?
>>66531425
second for Argentina can't play rugby
Fuck this disgusting loser team edition
rug name get
1st for Scotlands Brave Ihaia West
>le next carter man
>1/3
throw it in the garbage
4th for smugness
>>66531455
>>66531457
https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Facts---Information/Preventing-Suicide/Preventing-Suicide
poo
>>66531475
They wont pick up, something about regions
Did west injure himself in the celebration?
wow good try
>>>66531418
bit harsh lad
>BEST
It's all over
>>66531445
>>66531493
probably in the falling over before the try line.
This is embarassing to watch, they are disgusting and rugby should be banned in this countrym all the resources ever put into this shit were straight up wasted
>>66531445
this is pathetic
That was pretty close to a forward pass let's be honest.
>""""people"""" tought that Jaguares wasn't a meme team
LMAO'ING A YOUR LIVES
>>66531517
just a couple of meters
I hope rugby dies in this country and is never again given a chance
All these fucked up players should be trialed so they repay the resources wasted on them
>>66531445
KEK. Did this really happen?
>islanders forever dominating rugby and the white girl market
>>66531520
> didnt start Sanchez
> no Cordero
> talented, but badly coached forward pack
and taking the 3 was a shit idea
Ihaia, he on faiyaah
>>66531520
>you now remember that lad who bet on the Fags winning Super Ugly
kek
>>66531520
this entire competition is a meme. It won't last 5 years in its current format
>blues unironically leading any game ever
Kek, argie pooicide when?
I fucking wasted my youth in this disgusting waste of time of an sport and this is all i get, i regret it so fucking much, please give me my teens back
>>66531540
im not mclaughing at that lad
>>66531535
>>66531513
samecunt please, it was the 2nd thread
>>66531535
That was the 2nd /rug/ thread of the day against the 1st NRL/AFL threads
but dont let little details like that ruin your narrative
the fuck is this
I didn't sign up for this shit
-Jeff
/casual/ here
will the force be any good ever?
how are they this year?
>>66531535
Yes mate.
/rug/ thread only just reached 500 a few minutes ago.
We are literally a dead community.
>>66531527
Can't believe they didn't check that.
The fucking UAR owes me years of my life, what the fuck did we do to deserve this
Fuck rugby fuck it, i have wasted precious time of my youth playing it and now i regret it so fucking damn much
>>66531556
>Cheryl
Are these the best 2 XV's Australias for right now? I didn't include overseas players, nor has-been tiny dick fobs like TPN, Palu, Skelton.
1 Sio
2 Stephen Moore
3 Holmes
4 Simmons
5 Arnold
6 Fardy
7 Hooper
8 Pocock
9 Phipps
10 Foley
11 Speight
12 Toomua
13 Kuridrani
14 Tomane
15 Folau
1 Smith
2 Hanson
3 Slipper/Alaatoa
4 Carter
5 Coleman
6 Jones
7 McMahon
8 Vaea/Timani/Holloway
9 Stirzaker/Frisby
10 Lealifano
11 English/Shipperley/Hodge
12 Beale
13 Kerevi
14 Horne
15 Hunt/Placid/ Haylett-Petty
Also there were about 3 or 4 other opensides I could have added. Gill, Colby Faainga, Reid etc.
>>66531560
They'll be good once they move to Western Sydney
>>66531560
no
shit as usual
>>66531560
>will the force be any good ever?
not in the foreseeable future. But there are a few local Perth lads on the team for the first time which they are using to shill for 'muh national footprint'
>how are they this year?
woeful
>>66531529
Mate you're throwing the baby out with the bath water.
Seriously, since the Pumas' strong showing in 2007, they have rapidly progressed from tier-2 to tier-1. they thrashed Ireland in the RWC last year, and currently ranking 6th in the world. This all happened in less than 10 years.
Pumas' rugby future is looking healthy at the moment. If I were the Argentinian RU, I would have a lot of viral promotional youtube videos prepared for when they eventually score a victory against the ABs to attract new blood.
Im literally crying of rage
I cant take it anymore
Why is this always all there is in store for an argie? Permanent dissapointment and failure
The best we can ever hope is choking finals
>>66531573
>7 Hooper
No
McMahon and Gill are both better than him
But I'd move Poey back to 7 and play Jed Holloway at 8.
>11 Speight
The greatest attacking winger in world Rugby will be playing here
>>66531573
>no ready
kys
>>66531583
>Ireland
Who cares about Ireland?
Blues are shit but they aren't so shit they can't beat almost any team on their day. Sending out a B team isn't going to dominate them no need to kill yourself
>>66531583
You don't get it mate, time is running out, they are being harshly rejected more and more and now openly mocked in the media, they need to win now or there wont be another generation of players playing this shit
![1459582167009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SphAPzQ.jpg "1459582167009[1].jpg")
whats for supper lads?
>>66531560
>>66531573
I'd have dhp over placid any day of the week
>>66531583
Who the fuck doesn't win against ireland? Who cares? They are ireland, not someone that matters, if they tried instead of seeing as a hobby fucking namibia would win
>>66531576
>>66531578
>>66531579
t-thanks lads
>>66531517
nah he caught it behind him
>>66531599
it doesn't matter, even if they were the ideal 15 we would still lose, we are argies playing rugby, this is all there is for us forever
>>66531603
Straight to the thighs, Marilyn.
>>66531567
>>66531552
>>66531529
>>66531520
>>66531512
Shut the fuck up for a second. Are you so desperate to create a meme angry and depressed personal to become 'that bitter argie' in a rugby general within a Chinese cartoons forum?
>>66531607
>>66531595
That Ireland team had just won two consecutive Six Nations
>>66531600
Calm down and be patient
The Hags aren't going to be competitive for 2-3 years. Brand new team and they travel more distance than any other professional sports team in the world.
>>66531560
They were good in 2009 (Mitchell, Giteau Sharpe) and 2014 to be fair.
Just not great.
They'll be better with a decent coach.
>>66531622
Read what you quotted again
They are literally mocking them openly on national TV, they have to win now or dissapear
>>66531603
Was just thinking that actually.
Just realised I haven't eaten since breakfast.
>>66531611
just support two teams like I do, it makes the inevitable failure of one easier
>>66531600
>>mocked openly in media
Seriously? By the Argentinian fans? They do realise that Argentinian rugby has been steadily (if not swiftly) advancing over the years right?
Do they expect Pumas to transform into the All Blacks overnight or something?
>>66531620
Shut up cuck and start moaning right now
>>66531620
Im getting only 2 yous
>>66531630
Just realized we havent won in over a month
at least new zealand will never be good at soccer
>Jags
>>66531552
>>66531567
>>66531586
>>66531618
Fucks sake you are such an moaning little bitch. Fuck off already.
>>66531641
whats soccer
>>66531621
>Neil Carroll
hmmmm
>>66531621
>That Ireland team had just won two consecutive Six Nations
literal who's
>>66531640
Oh boo fucking hoo you big fairy. The Reds haven't won in like a decade.
>>66531629
Kek, they aren't going to "dissapear"
They'll be a middling team for the next couple of years and then I think they will top the South African conference and start challenging for the title
>>66531573
6 Jones
7 Pocock
8 Vaea
20 McMahon (on at the 60 minute mark for Vaea)
this would be GOAT. To bad Pocock/Jones are overseas next year.
>>66531629
No they're fucking not. The media, if anything, is a suckup for argie rugby (ie: derrota digna)
Why don't you guys watch the NRL?
It is much better
>>66531643
There are 2 argies in there i think.
>>66531657
The big thing will be the effect that it will have on the national team.
They will be literally the only national team on earth that gets to play together consistently.
>>66531662
>p-please watch our sport big strong union supporters
>>66531662
kek
KEK
K E K
>>66531638
No, they don't, and they won't care for learning about rugby until they see some victories
>>66531641
We aren't good either anymore
They just chocked two finals, they are starting to get ridiculed as well
>>66531652
Then watch your other 4 teams
>>66531657
I meant that the support will grow so low that it will never grow again
>>66531661
Watch twice, the only ones still pushing are the two commentators since always
>>66531662
mediocrity: the "sport"
>>66531662
shouldn't you be in the nrl thread watching it then
>>66531661
more like del orto digna.
>>66531665
My bad, Kev.
*moaning little bitches
>>66531607
Ireland almost defeated the All Blacks in 2013, they won the 6-nations in 2014 and 2015, and for a brief time in 2015, they ranked SECOND in the world
Argentinian rugby is decent and getting better, you should cheer up.
>>66531650
They also beat South Africa and Australia in 2014
>>66531674
Why mediocrity? care to explain pls
>>66531667
yeah same thing though, I don't expect Argentina to really be a serious contender in the RC for awhile
I think they are capable of beating South Africa because South Africa are fucking shit. They might also meme the occasional win over >us because the Wobblies are still capable of a calamity like against Scotland but they wont seriously challenge for the title for awhile.
Derrota digna
dignified defeat
went from an actual thing to a mocking expression
>>66531671
>Then watch your other 4 teams
>>66531594
I didn't include players like Ready, Reid, Faagese, Meeham, Coleman because they're not really ready till like 2017.
>>66531662
because i wasn't born into a poor bogan family and I enjoy a sport that actually has some degree of tactical complexity and skill gap to it and isn't just meathead bogans charging into eachother
now fuck off to your containment thread
Why don't you guys watch the superior trans-tasman competition?
NRL really is much better than Super Rugby
>kicking
so dumb they do not realize they would still be losing with those shitty 3 points
fuck they are doomed
>>66531662
OFFICIAL WHY DON'T US GUYS WATCH THE NRL POWER RANKINGS
1. We have stable home lives
2. We have two parents who love us
3. We didn't grow up in the western suburbs
4. We are university educated
5. We are successful adults
9001. We can't handle the excitement of it
9002. Because we're too busy pissing in to our own mouths or raping dogs
What went wrong?
>>66531638
No, the media doesn't mock them. The ones who do are people in the comments section in 1 or 2 online sports journals and maybe on Facebook comments but that's about it.
>>66531671
>then watch your other 4 teams
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>66531702
jesus christ fuck off
>>66531699
Super Ugly is pretty shit with crappy timezones, fixtures and scheduling. South Africa can fuck right off.
but your "sport" is literally cancer personified. I would rather slice my balls off than watch Rugby League
>>66531704
The jaguares thought they could play this ''sport''
We are literally killing super rugby with our presence
>>66531698
>>slim, tall, athletic women whose skirt dances as they run
I can't sit and finish watching this shit without wanting to fap
>that meme scissor kick
pretty insecure whenever NRL is mentioned lads
what is going on there?
kek
KEK
K-E-K
jaguares by 20 tbqh
>>66531729
what the fuck is NRL and why is it supposed to matter?
Please, don't reply to the meme angry argie who's busy creating a meme persona at 4am on a Friday night.
>tfw /nrl/ is the dominant figure on this boardd
Alright seriously, which is more irritating?
Argentinian fans when they're losing, All Black fans when they're winning, or English fans whether they win or lose?
>>66531704
/poog/ on pooicide watch
>>66531737
GOAT rugby shit
>>66531729
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
fuck off
>>66531740
It's more than 1
>>66531746
if i can get away from this demonstration im all in, teach me
>>66531703
Well said friendo.
>>66531743
bored australian peeague fans
>post yfw /nrl/ runs /rug/ from behind the scenes
I really want to get into rugby because of the sheer athleticism of the sport. But I just can't because of all the penalties and the slow lay the ball speed.
I think i'll just stick to NRL for the moment
Montoya, stop trying to out meme creevy please
>>66531754
It's rugby league. You don't want it.
>>66531743
Irish fans when they're winning.
>>66531740
Anda a chuparles la pija a esta manga de inutiles sin orgullo ya que tanto te enamora verlos perder
>>66531762
gota be better than watching the blues score 50 on us
>>66531743
Irish posters
1 hour until ManletKenzie gets his privilege checked lads, get hype
anyone got that smugpepe pic of him?
>>66531743
Ireland fans when there is literally any major tournament on in the next 6 months.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-3518062/New-Zealand-s-star-production-line-sees-no-end-Steve-Hansen-senses-hunger-extend-Black-dynasty.html
Poms are afraid.
If NZ takes the 2019 RWC will it kill NH rugby for good?
>>66531754
just come watch our sport lad
you won't watch this shit ever again
>>66531686
It's just boring as fuck, no elements of brilliance. If they funnelled all the League players into Union we'd shit all over the Kiwis and maybe even have a relevant National/ANZ league.
>you are now aware that /rug/ are in full damage control
>>66531770
Irish fans are brutal as fuck
how difficult is it to become a rugby coach lads?
im a useless autistic neet with no qualifications and i need a job id atleast like
HEEM SLEEPY!
>>66531743
Probably you 2bh.
is this the worst /rug/ thread ever?
>>66531781
they're ethnically australian so it should be no surprise
>>66531760
>POO R LEL
>they literally never fail a pass when compared to the jaguares
how
>>66531783
You'd walk right into the Welsh national coaching role.
>>66531783
You're overqualified
>>66531785
ahh a fellow oldfag *holds up spork*
really really nice meme post /b/ro
>>66531785
heem cucky t b h pham
NRL
You must reply to this post or WalkBro will destroy future /rug/ threads.
>>66531776
Good god, was it that bad?
What happened when they got knocked out by the Pumas?
JUST
>>66531770
>>66531772
>>66531781
literally all me
>>66531776
not me at all
>>66531778
throw me the thread link and what should i search for to learn about te sport, the wiki page doesn't say that much
>>66531783
1. Be Australian or Kiwi
2. Don't not be Australian or Kiwi
>>66531801
pls no
anything but that autistic walkbro cunt
>>66531777
I dunno lad. Can't see any NH team beating NZ in 2016. Or even coming close because they all look pretty average right now.
But it's a rebuilding year so who knows how good they'll all be in 2017 onwards.
>>66531802
>they keep attacking
pls make it stop
>>66531811
just watch our sport lad
>>66531704
where did all the /rug/ posters go?
I swear we used to be pretty active.
>>66531815
Aren't we pretty much the weakest we've been in ages, this is their best shot.
>more penaltys for them
>eternal attack
how are they supposed to stop this
>>66531815
going to talk so much shite in the lead up to our two tests against you kek it'll be so much more funnier when we lose
LGTSS
>Argentinian """discipline"""
>>66531802
They immediately shift focus to the 6N and how they are going to win it.
After the 6N they ALL disappear, never to be heard from until next years 6N.
>worst btfo
kek
>>yfw Ihaia West gets called up in the 2019 RWC when Cruden, Soap, McKenzie and Barrett all got injured, kicked the winning penalty, and becomes the Stephen Donald of this generation
>>66531838
We need to import some samoans and establish a wall type defense
>>66531838
1. Don't give away penalties
2. Defend
It's not that hard
>>66531779
>funnel all the league players and we'd shit all over the kiwis
These the same aussie league players who have been smashed in their last 3 matches against the kiwi league team?
We're gonna win this.
NRL
>>66531830
Its almost as if this is the 3rd thread (the first 2 got 500+), in 1.5 days...
>what sort of ACL you want family
>>66531865
GOAT rugby shit
Based James Tedesco.
>>66531789
It's up there.
>>66531833
Yes but so are the yuro teams. Worst 6N i've watched in a long time.
>>66531856
>defend for 30 minutes
>they never make mistakes
>never a handling error
>never a penalty
how do you shift from defense to offense?
lads how do i stop big strong polynesians from stealing my girlfriends
>Some australian dude dancing
>cue to argies jumping and singing soccer songs
Just cuck this ""sport"" already
>>66531865
More like NRLEL amirite!
Brumbies
>>66531871
He would make the Italian rugby side elite
>>66531865
GOAT rugby shit
>>66531875
tell him if he doesnt stop youll steal his fush n chips brew
>>66531830
It's not a great schedule this week - too many games in RSA.
>this degenerates argies representing us
hmmm
>>66531874
>the blues
>they never make mistakes
>never a handling error
>never a penalty
are you watching this game or are you just here to be a miserable cunt and shit on Argentinian rugby
>>66531865
I'll take it seriously when there is a 2nd Brisbane team.
>>66531895
Better than the argies on here
>>66531890
No, my Cara Holden.
>FAIL THE KICK
Don't these guys ever get enough of making themselves a laughing stock?
>>66531896
Compared to us they don't
THey are literally still attacking
>>66531895
Don't worry lad
Cubelli is representing >you proudly
He literally plays for the greatest Rugby team in the history of the game
>>66531897
>what are the titans
>most life /rug/ has had in weeks is because /nrl/ has taken pity on you
Praise your /nrl/ overlords for reviving this dead "poomunity"
>>66531901
What do you mean? I was talking about the fans
Pls just lose the ball once
please
just once
im tired of only seeing defence
NRL SHITS LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>that forward pass
Argentina on Falkirks watch
>>66531875
hutt hum un theh lupps (hit him in the lips)
Argentina dogs on suicide watch.
>>66531897
is Brisbane the most cucked city in the world?
>2.3 million people
>only 1 team in every national comp
>another penalty
yep
absolutely impossible to recover the ball
>Its another jags lose by less than 5 week
>every week
pick two
>>66531915
can you take your stale /cric/ "memes" and go
>>66531916
I mean the "fans" on 4chan are pathetic
now they get evne further away, gotta reestart the game giving them the ball and down to defend again
this is boring af
>>66531929
>every national comp is run from Sydney
>confused by the fact that NSW are trying their hardest to limit QLD's ability to destroy them in literally every endeavour
>>66531935
>/cric/
K E K
/nrl/ has pioneered every meme you know
/nrl/ IS /cric/
>>66531939
Please adopt a trip.
>>66531937
Well, it usually happens
>get the ball
>it's a line to them
>defend again
>>66531944
>>every national comp is run from Sydney
VFL would like a word
>that partial throw
Are we the only ones who get punished for it?
>>66531919
>>66531906
>>66531895
>>66531878
>>66531874
>>66531838
>>66531827
>>66531811
>>66531792
>>66531754
>>66531771
>>66531725
>>66531702
>>66531691
>>66531671
>>66531567
>>66531552
how many's (you)'s ?
https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Facts---Information/Preventing-Suicide/Preventing-Suicide
this is an absolute monologue from these guys
daily /rug/minder that billy runs au/sp/
>>66531425
Australia is shit country desu
COMEBACK ON
>>66531966
ffs foxtel why are you behind a brit
JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS JAGS
>>66531965
fuck off joshie
>>66531964
JUST
>>66531964
Argentina is shit country desu
>try
who the fuck cares
it's already too late to even try to win
they are going to anulate it anyways
>>66531964
but they are all in a row, the other guy stopped posting, already offed or left
looked alright in realtime
check your lastfm inbox
>doubting the #jags
ishygdds
holy fuck that lad who tipped the Poos by 2 is going to be right AGAIN
>>66531976
You are even worst
>A FUCKING SNAKE
>Losing to Cayman islands
The comebacks on lads
The comeback is on!
-Jeff
what comeback? THe blues got so complacent being such an easy game that we fluked a try
Won't happen twice and they will keep scoring
NRL
how the fuck have the blues managed this
>>66532006
GOAT rugby shit
just got an email from poopspouter lads
>the city of Argentinian defence
>blues try
told ya
>>66532019
>the city of not passing 1st round at any sport
>/rug/
>>66532019
>the city of not Argentinian defence
>>66532024
(you)
>>66532019
I take that back (slightly). Good try-saver
>>66532024
>the city of (You)
Those spics are pretty rowdy.
Will Argentina score a try?
>>66532024
B T F O
>>66532029
Almost a perfect bell curve
>>66532024
>>66532019
Y O U
O
U
>>66532029
>it's a gentleben88 picks the result preceisely and ends up extending his lead at the top of the table episode
>giving a line so close for free
fuck them
>>66532042
not anymore, the blues complacency is now gone and it will only be them scoring over and over from now on
>they make a mistake
>o no, lol, let's go back 30 years so they keep the bal
a tad bit too biased
