The fuck is cricket anyway. Does it even exist outside /sp/
Yes it does. When POO2LOOs are not shitting on designated streets in STRAYA, India and Britain, they can be found in their natural habitat playing this semen slurping sport and praying for a a cow like the little niggers they are.
>>66508378
Kenya
Papua New Guinea
United Arab Emirates
Turk and Caicos Islands
Barbados
Guyana
Jamaica
Leeward Islands
Windward Islands
Bahamas
Trinidad and Tobago
Afghanistan
Australia
New Zealand
South Africa
Zimbabwe
Bangladesh
India
Pakistan
Sri Lanka
England
Wales
Nambia
Nepal
Bhutan
Scotland
Ireland
Oman
stay furious that you aren't involved in the second largest sport in the world
>>66508634
you forgot these 2
Apogee Islands
Cote de Perigee
How do I into cricket lads
Dale Steyn was in Blended
>>66508698
you watch our sport
how long are the T20 matches?
>>66508773
3 hours my Big Strong Jewish friend
>>66508378
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT.
>>66508378
>>66508546
>>66508698
>>66508773
Hi, newcomers to /cric/!
It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport. You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne(spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love). The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls(surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha). It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry(who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>66508871
*aussie & kiwi greatest memes*
>>66508698
Please watch our sport
>>66508634
Bhutan!
>>66508546
>Brazil
Sort yourself out. Shitting in tin sheds isn't much of an improvement.
>>66508378
>Megan
tits or gtfo
>>66509561
in brazil toilets don't have holes
>>66510143
saved to my american banter folder lads
>>66508871
Hell's teeth, that's a lot of effort for no result. Srsly, we don't want >>66508698's sort round here.
>>66510189
>>66509561
ITT: Butthurt POO2LOOs
>>66515718
you what son
Is there any way to disable this april fools layout?
Only reply if you're supporting Chris Gayle & the Don Blush Bebes in the final.
\o/
>>66515839
I'll disable you in a minute, son.
>>66515839
I like it. It feels safer, like favebook or reddit
PLEASE
WATCH
OUR
>>66515718
dont ever fucking reply to me again, kid
BIG
this thread was great
STRONG
ANGLO
>>66508634
>Ireland
Nobody cares about this shit in Ireland
Ayy ese, chu bang?
PICNIC
>>66508378
I've watched several tests before and I'll say that it's a very passive sport. It's even more relaxed than baseball, or even golf for that matter. Because in golf you get to at least spend a little longer watching the drive of the ball and then see it rolllll it's way around and down the green, teasing whether it will go into the hole or not. In cricket, the action is shorter, since the ball has to be put in play and the batter gets a point for touching the two bases (if he has the time). There's four points if the batted ball hits the border of the circular field, and six points if it goes into the stands. You can also try to bean a batter's head on purpose with a throw called a "bouncer", which is not illegal, unlike the "beamer". A bouncer is legal because it's easier to play.
In tests, you'll mostly be watching over after over of nothing, and then when the defense thinks the batter moved his leg to block the wicket...
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
They all shout for the toadish umpire's attention, who will grumpily and slowly lift his sausage finger in the air to signal the batter out.
just edged one to third slip lads
just skied one over to long on lads
just got bamboozled by a doosra lads
Just drove one past midwicket lads
>>66515718
Gtfo zika
You are not civilised enough to play gentlemen's game in that cartel you call your country
Just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>66508546
Why do favela niggers think they're any better
>>66532147
Hi there, would you please consider watching our sport please? Thanks.
>please watch our sport: the sport
>>66531887
Only 4 years left to 2020 pajeet
>>66532507
>mexican talking down to an indian
kek
KEK
K-E-K
At least India had something resembling a society before Europe came along.
>>66532590
Well we had a society better than yours tbqh.
Also a fully developed language and not some click dialiect
>>66532717
>implying I'm an abo
I hail from the birthplace of modern civilisation m8
>>66532717
At least abos have the decency to fuck off to the desert rather than pollute civilised areas like the average mexican does
>>66532726
>>66532740
los australiANOS
Currently reading a history of cicket - it's quite amazing really. They had organised matches with spectators etc in the 18th century, and even as far back as the 16th century people were playing it on the fields of England (though the rules have changed).
>>66529978
>I don't understand how to play, so I insult the sport
Go back to your shitty American sports.
>>66532726
>I hail from the birthplace of modern civilisation m8
/basedIrishlifestyle/
>>66508634
cmon m8 the world cup has like 10 real teams. it's not that widespread outside of british colonial outposts. 2nd largest sport is clearly basketball.
>>66535534
Maybe if you'd please watch it could grow more internationally
>>66535565
In college the Indians would take over a high-fence-enclosed roller rink and use it play cricket with a tennis ball. It actually look pretty fun, just whacking a tennis ball with a bat in an enclosed arena. Real cricket still looks boring as fuck to me though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5XVZGSr-50
>>66508634
Nice list of third world countries there
>>66508378
It's the second biggest sport in the world mate
>>66508378
Sweden butthurt because his cucked country cannot into cricket
Your retarded half-Somalian brain cannot begin to comprehend the majesty of a five-day match
