>Louis Tomlinson is reportedly in line to star as Jamie Vardy in the Hollywood movie documenting the Leicester striker's rise
>Hollywood film makers want to turn his rags to riches tale into a blockbuster movie and are keen to start shooting scenes.
>They will wait until after Euro 2016 to see if Vardy can create a perfect ending to his incredible campaign.
>And One Direction star Tomlinson is said to be the leading candidate to star as the 29-year-old.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/one-direction-louis-tomlinson-vardy-7659802
>>66490649
>mirror
pls heem yourself my man
>it was a time of heroes
>it was a time of legends
>one man...
>would rise...
>above..
>them ALL
>VARDY
>CHAT SHIT, GET BANGED
>coming soon
>rating tbc
>>66490649
can't believe louis tomlinson's playing vardy, one looks like a rat and the other is a striker for leicester
>>66490649
>grandad, i was looking on the inter-galactic web sphere earlier and it says that in 2016 leicester city won the premier league out of nowhere can you tell me the story of how this happened.
>well lad, it all started when nigel pearsons son got a rimjob off a thai prostitue in pre-season.
>getting anyone but the goose
>>66490649
Way too early for that.
Films like this need to be produced long after the career of a player.
Also, get some Brit from Hollywood to produce this, British film productions usually suck ass (with some exceptions of course)
>>66490718
kek
>>66490649
who plays the jap?
A mediocre striker has a fluke season and all of sudden he is praised as a world class player and even gets his own movie?
Holy fucking shit lads
Should be played by Mark Wahlberg
> walk on jap
i wonder if they'll include the racism
>>66490994
>A mediocre striker has a fluke season and all of sudden he is praised as a world class player and even gets his own movie
that would be nice storyline for a movie desu
>>66490922
Jackie Chan
>it's a England yet again starting to delude themselves into thinking their newest meme striker makes them serious contenders to win a major international tournament three months before the tourney actually begins episode
Who is going to play Ronaldo and Messi?
>>66493779
>>66493779
The rock for Ronaldo. Michael Cera for messi
>>66493779
No idea about Ronaldo though
>>66492411
>implying Woy will even play Vardy
>implying Rooney won't get 85 minutes every game and score no goals
>>66490649
>perfect ending
Is he dying?
>>66493874
I bet Hollywood would arrange his death in a dramatic way to create that ending, like injecting a syringe of cancer in his buttocks whilst he wasn't looking or something
>>66490994
build wall
>>66493821
>the rock playing Ronaldo
U wot
>Kurt Warner movie never was made
> this pikey maymay is getting one immediately
S M H
That movie has already been made, it's called GOAL
>>66493779
keanu is playing messi
>>66495659
How'd he get a work permit?
>>66495673
Mike Ashley bribed the queen
don't you actually have to accomplish something to get a movie
>>66495672
good choice
>>66493813
Neeson legitimately has a foot and about 80 pounds on Lil Messi
I hope it goes into detail about the wider picture of Leicesters story
>Robert Huth leaving Stoke because he played a transvestite spotting game on Twitter
>Nigel Pearson asking a reporter if he's an ostrich
>Pearson & son sacked for being racist
Would be the GOAT
THIS SUMMER
![12558769_1655438304716849_1687126911_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EbvzkfQ.jpg "12558769_1655438304716849_1687126911_n[1].jpg")
>>66493779
Born to play the part
https://www.instagram.com/shantaronaldo/
>>66490737
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>66495812
I'm not clear on this kid's relationship with ronaldo. Is shanta his brother? Or is this some sort of weird autistic obsession?
>>66495812
lmao not even similar other than the manletness and the faggy hairstyle kek
why are arabs so fucking autistic
>>66495744
Robert Huth is a true englishman and it's a traversty that Woy is ignoring him for the England squad.
>>66491446
It's been done.
Can't wait for the scene where he stands up for hearing disabled friend outside a pub and gets arrested. But the next scene where he can only play the first half of games with an ankle monitor will be very funny
![frans-eddy-merckx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3W9psBB.jpg "frans-eddy-merckx[1].jpg")
>>66495880
its the classic tale of the superfan that wants to emulate his hero by dressing and behaving like him
>>66495812
>https://www.instagram.com/shantaronaldo/
how does he not get jailed as a stalker?
>it's funny u kno m8s, chatting shit and getting banged was what started this whole mess
>cuts to news reports about Thai sex scandal
opened this thread cuz i thought conan was in the thumbnail
>>66493779
sean penn for messi and any mexican actor for tsunaldo
>>66490649
Cast tenacious hard working pitbull of a man's man as a faggot that is irrelevant and disliked by anybody who isn't a female and over the age of 14.
Gr8
