Ronaldo Dance
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does a straight man dance this way?
This makes me moist
>>66485863
fuccboi
>>66485963
I'll tsu you for slander, Lionel.
Who doesn't dance this way?
>>66485856
>Being this jelly that you'll never have hip flexibility like him
>>66485856
Jesus
Fucking
Christ
The guy really, literally dances like a woman (I've seen him in other vids too).
Kek at the nervous smiles on his teammates like "What... the fuck... please stop"
>>66485856
how is trusting your hips forward gay?
>>66488210
*thrusting
>>66488190
fuck off Messi
gay
How does a straight man dance?
>>66485856
i should do that to my girl
>>66488449
Samba
>>66488449
straight. no bending, flexing, twirling, gyrating, or anything else. that is what it means to be straight. you stand straight the whole time the lady is rubbing against you. that is the straight dance.
>>66488449
Certainly not with the moves a girl makes to try to seduce men. That actually repels women (and this comes actually from girl friends of mine).
How do you think he gets legs like these? Power bottom for sure.
>>66488549
All natty unlike HGH Messi
>>66488449
straight men dont dance unless its with or for a woman
>>66488549
Roid rage....
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66488449
>>66488449
Like this
>>66489377
do you have muller dancing?
a straight man dances like neuer in that gif
Cute 2bh
>>66488210
A stray man doesn't make trusting moves at his teammates
Can some one start posting all the gay shit he has done
>>66489501
You sound a little too obsessed with gayness, gay boi
>>66489516
big fan i can't wait for him to come out and be our Idle
sexy af tbqh
>>66485856
tsu.
>>66488449
Dabbin'
>>66488449
You used to call me on my cellphone...
tsu?
>>66489501
>not going on a gay party cruise with your m8s
Since when was Ronaldo such a twink, what the fuck
Nothing without the original backing music though
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgf4GVBpVA/
>>66485856
>does a straight man dance this way?
Maybe. If there are women nearby and he's at a nightlcub.
But not in public, with his shorts pulled up and a bunch of guys looking on.
>>66493148
holy shit his instagram is embarrassing
>>66493195
Women run away from guys like this tho... if there is ONE thing they don't want (at a club or whatever the dancing context) is a male partner that tries to dance sexier and hotter than them.
All a guy has to do is dance along while she seduces you/people around and has fun.
She gets to be the sexy and desirable one; being an attention whoring diva pretty much kills any prospect with the girl.
His dancing reminds me of Van Damme
>>66488528
american white in charge of "dancing" lessons.
>>66493148
>>66493637
pictures of him scoring goals, working out, eating fancy food, spending time with his family and friends, showing off his hot body. nothing embarrassing there, senpai
this is how a real man dances
>>66495408
kek Robben is that awkward guy at the club that takes a sip every 20 seconds because he doesn't know what to do
>>66485856
>being this obsessed
Look i don't particularly like the guy but you clearly have some issues m8.
Reminder
>>66495467
>not having fun with your brahs
typical neckbeards
>>66495408
neuer's dance is the gayest thing i've ever seen
looks like an extra from an 80s madonna video
>>66495467
Are you telling me you wouldn't grope that Hamez ass?
Are you gay or something?
>mfw when a 'HURR DURR SO MASCULINE' 'alpha' male was insecure about his sexuality near me
just embrace your feminine side guys it's not hard and kinda fun sometimes
>>66495562
what? that's how a typical male dances at clubs
>>66495601
this
dancing is best when you don't give the slightest fuck like my man Muller >>66495408
just need confidence and you can be a total retard and have so much fun. no telling how many girls I turned off by gyrating in their laps but it was amazing fun.
>>66489163
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66497510
well yeah, he's 6 feet tall and a multimillionaire at a completely empty bought out club for his teammates, of course he will dance like a retard
who's more gay, Ronaldo or Aaron Rodgers?
Isn't this debate over already?
Great, millionaire football player. Gay or ambidextrous. Get over it.
I'd suck his dick for a million.
>>66489163
I get it but theres the same pic four times in there
>>66500751
>sucking another mans dick for 1 million
>>66488449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>yurop
>>66504555
delete this rn of fight me irl
>>66504555
fucking kek
>>66504555
he's actually pretty good
we wouldn't have known if his true self had been repressed since he was born
>>66485856
it's normal here
>>66504555
that's actually fucking good
and depressing. could've been a good kickboxer with that agility in his legs now he'll be drinking semen for a living
>>66507045
it's normal everywhere. men have turned into straight faggots for ages because many females like it, how else do you explain the loads of supposedly straight men with shaped eyebrows and waxed legs
men only dance for 3 reasons
1) to charm and subsequently fuck a woman
2) because they're professionals and do it to earn a living
3) because they're dickriding homolords
Donaldo here with those hip movements dances like he's trying to please the cock up his ass.
