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>>66483784
fuck the aussie shitposters making them
I'm pretty happy we lost desu lads
If we had failed in the final the media would never shut the fuck up about it, and if we had won the whole thing god knows what would happen
post >yfw when we win the superb owl
B/a/sed West Indies
>>66484034
you lot would have won the one day WC if you had had the final in NZ
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>66484112
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>>66484112
It's quite an exciting version of the game to watch if I'm honest.
>>66484112
i believe it extenuates both the games strengths and weaknesses desu desu
>>66484311
woops i mean accentuates haha sorry there old chap
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>66484112
>that flag
>that post
did you just hit ctrl-v?
>>66484053
>>66484414
im not tall/black enough sorry
Hi I can't be fucked googling this can someone tell me the date of when actual cricket returns?
NZ isn't playing until like fucking August or some shit but surely someone is. I can't handle this off-season 2bh it's killing me
>>66484600
16th June
>>66484600
The IPL is ruining international cricket hours Tbh
Goosey, you here m8?
>>66484739
the actual fuck
love the Indian passion
n-next time
Is it >our year again lads??
>>66485401
good luck tomorrow bud
if gayle turns up it should be a easy win for your lot
>T20 is the only thing the west tendies have left
Sad times
>>66485529
:^(
thank god we lost
made a cheeky killing from my life savings
wont have to throw myself off the harbour bridge :^)
>>66485560
Yeah I slapped a large on at half time
They were still offering England @ $1.66 after Poo Peelands shitty innings and it clearly wasnt a turner
Australia is a useless sporting country. They have all the resources but continue to be failures on the world stage. Come the Rio Olympics, the useless Aussies will be shown up yet again. The rest of Australia will then act like they don't care (typical loser excuse) about the Olympics then go back to watching their rubbish irrelevant sports like gayfl and mungo nrl. It's in the Aussie dna to be losers, athletically inferior and just plain useless.
>>66485593
what a bitch
>>66485585
good post
>>66485593
BTFO
>tfw stink really bad but can't afford shower products
>>66485628
use soap you dropnuts
>>66485628
Use the natural herbs and spices that the Australian outback provides.
>>66485658
I did use those blue things that you find in public urinals for a while but ran out
this pic exposes just how ugly Healy is
fucking WHY Starc
>>66485695
>>66485695
starc ey boy batting well below his average there jesus
i thought cricketers were big time celebs in aus
>>66485628
Use your toothpaste as soap
>>66485728
>i thought cricketers were big time celebs in aus
they are, unironically are the highest earning Australian athletes after Bogut in the NBA and possibly Day in Golf I'm pretty sure
>>66485769
to be fair tho i kinda respect him for not going for a trophy gold digging fame hungry wife
its sad the % of marriages which end as soon as the sportsman/woman finishes their careers
>>66485628
put your toaster on the side
>>66485810
yeah he definitely breaks the norm
>its sad the % of marriages which end as soon as the sportsman/woman finishes their careers
do they? Unless the athlete goes bankrupt (which apparently Premier League soccer player do, alot) I cant see why that would happen even with gold digging wives
>>66485728
it's part of cricket australia's eugenics program to create the ultimate all rounder
>>66485695
>>66485728
>>66485769
>>66485810
>>66485830
>>66485835
which one is healy
>>66485845
top row, 2nd from left next to Holly
>>66485860
wew
>>66485845
the one that looks like a man
>>66485872
but I don't see ur mum in the pic?
>>66485872
>>66485845
the one that looks like
Still better than Patty's slag tbqh
>>66485886
I hope she gives good head.
>tfw even I didnt know what that meant
>>66485886
>son will be a manlet
top wew
would you?
>>66485909
Looks like a tanned and withered Kylie Minogue
>>66485909
Oh jesus fuck....
>>66485886
im pretty sure even if he wasn't rich and a sportsman he'd easily be able to marry someone much better looking than that..... maybe there is something deeper we do not know
Steve Shits slut takes the cake though
>>66485953
rip PP
>>66485951
his face is covered with acne scars
unironically found my new cricfu
>>66485973
Poo Peeland were still in the race for long than you were
Kek
>>66485986
he is
>famous
>rich
>best athlete in the world in his role
>tall
so that is literally irrelevant
>>66485995
kys Trent
>new zealands greatest ever new-ball bowler
>doesnt play 1(one) game
Should have used boult and southee tee bee haitch
>>66486005
yeah, but we were setting that aside m8
literally autism: the photo
best marsh is alpha as fuck though
>>66486034
christ he's an ugly fucker
>>66486046
>that hand
cheeky
wew lads
flying hipster's missus isn't bad 2bh
are there any hot indian female /cric/ playas
What moves do you think he memes in the bedroom?
Reverse-missionary?
lads
>tfw no gf
Or in Davey's case
>tfw my wife is too busy raising SBW's son
>>66485964
>>66486034
this is discusting
Why are Western Australians so handsome and successful lads?
>>66486169
>>66486140
terrible
>>66486179
delet this
west indies please beat india
>>66485951
My uncle works with NSW cricket and has confirmed Starc is a legit homo. She's his beard.
>>66486212
please watch our sport
>>66485996
>you
Who?
>>66486034
how fucking ugly would their kids be
>>66486228
So long as he can hit a ball I don't give a shit tbqh
>>66486117
>>66486160
based memeswell and marsh batting well above their average
also why do most australians look so inbred? like i've noticed a lot of them have strong jawlines and it's the only thing they have going for them but besides that they look pretty deformed. you fuckers don't even look white
ross taylor more like skuxx taylor lmao
>>66486269
how could you be rich and famous yet so unfashionable jesus christ man that outfit is fucking garbage i don't even care if it's worn casually. fucking burn that shit
>>66486288
what's wrong with it m8, looks like he's headed to the beach for a barbie
>>66486268
slav + greek + italian descent
>>66486200
>some Tauranga gutter rat Kane pulled at the last second so he doesn't look like a loser is still hotter than the wife of the guy with the second most important role in Australia
kek
>>66486331
Just say wog m8
>>66486347
>LE FUG LE TRU LOVE XD XD
>>66486364
t. kuntykucka
>>66486288
>poo peeland cricketers
>rich
kek lad they're just scraping in above award wage
>>66486404
t. Jealous virgin
Based Raval just hit another century
Test call up when?
based Jimmy and his sister
>>66486544
Daniel
>>66486548
You know why they call him the finisher lad?
>>66486548
>having his hand that high up her back
Beta faggot detected.
>>66486565
what m8 I'm a busy man
>>66486633
>I'm a man
>>66486608
why lad?
>>66486650
>tfw no daniel bf to make my little bitch
australian women are fucking disgusting desu
>>66486674
flag comment etc
>>66486689
you got him m8
>>66486717
thanks m8
aussie bros
what happened to these two?
sky mangel used to be the shit back in the day
>>66486759
Poor man's Birdy.
>>66486829
delet this
>>66486823
Natalie Imbruglia is forever in my heart thanks to Neighbours.
Will Poo Peeland ever recover?
Will they ever win a Worldc up?
>>66486994
>this post
>this flag
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>66487060
what did he mean by this?
>>66487160
delve deeper
fuck, I totally missed it lads. Thought our semi was tonight. Was it even a good match?
Ah well gg England.
Go the windies.
DON'T BLUSH BABY
>>66485593
Her name's literally Sciver, that must have been a shitty childhood
>>66487004
Ha Ha, just having a giggle m8. NZ performed very well in the tournament and have a promising future with Bane as captain. This tournament is basically a luckswing exhibition where anyone can win (NZ vs Ind Eng chasing 230 against SA Afg vs WI). They probably weren't safe 190+ innings knowing England can always meme it up in the last 5 overs. All I hope is that India doesn't win. Rooting for England first then the Windies
>>66487326
>Rooting for England first then the Windies
>rooting
Good lad.
play the windies at their own game
>>66487385
gotta root for Root la
>>66487470
>>66487396
its a fucking joke competition
>>66487509
For you.
>>66487385
Lads
beIN is getting added to the Foxtel
Based Murdoch sucking up all the competition as usual
>>66487561
>>66486008
Clarkey you sly dawg
OFFICIAL LIST OF FORGOTTEN /CRIC/ MEMES
1. Punter lookalike guy
2. tradies
3. Elliott Rodger's manifesto
4. >le fug le /bol/
5. KFC
6./gong/
7.?
8.?
9.?
10.?
Skinny Flat Straight Inc.
Why even watch the World T20 anymore when England is so clearly going to win
>>66487841
kfc and cricket don't go together
have you ever seen a black guy at a cricket match in aus or england
Well done Englel in the meme-swing this morning.
Hoping for a WI - Eng final, not fussed who wins.
>>66487874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ
>>66487841
>tradie meme
>forgotten
>>66487841
>>66487841
everytime someone says this I make another one
>>66488126
Add the Triple J hat to this
>>66487841
added
7.Triple J
8. "just got off work lads"
>>66487841
Just did a big poo at a fancy restaurant
>>66488203
>>66487841
Punter lookalike was underrated af
>>66486994
We're world champions in literally every sport we actually care about lad
>>66488511
>play a sport that literally not ONE other country cares about
>call yourselves world champions
literally BSA-tier
>>66488526
>this flag
>this post
afl
>>66488598
dont recall anyone ever calling the winners of the AFL "world champions"
they also don't bother holding a """World Cup""" for it
Poo Peelanders have a crippling case of little brother syndrome. They realise that they are inferior to big bad Australia in every sport on Earth, but these subhumans like to talk themselves to pander to daddy America.
Pathetic.
>>66488598
Literally called Australian football league m8
poo peeland KEK
>>66488702
>Literally called Cucktorian football league m8
ftfy
>>66488716
It's run by muscular WA lad
>>66488730
and when exactly was the last time a Worst Ausfailian team won it? literally this millenium?
because >we don't give a fuck about your sport and im pretty sure >we won it relatively recently
>cucktorian has 10 (TEN) teams in AFL
>all other states have 2(TWO) teams in AFL
Yet Cucktoria only has 1(ONE) top 4 team. Literally and utterly cucked to cuckdom at their "own" sport.
why the bat is flat in criccet
>>66488781
Flat side for straight shots, the angles side for sideways shots.
>>66488798
why cant not just take flat bat part and just hit sideways so ball goes there and bat hit straight for shots for no angles in the shots
>>66483644
meme format of a meme sport
>>66488822
You can. 99% of the time you'll probably edge it harmlessly in the air for an easy catch.
>>66488852
No but why there is need to have side angle in the shots for bats when the bat flat can just work for straight edge not for the best one shot but it isn't so
>>66488873
>side intle in the shots for the bats
Nobody uses the back of the bat numbnuts.
The reason they cut out angles is so that the fucking bat doesn't weigh a fucktone while still being solid enough in the middle so it doesn't crack on impact
why dont they just batter the fucking yoke?
seen more competent walloping at west leitrim junior c u 9 camogie level ffs
>>66488822
You can to a point but in comprises your hand grip on the bat handle. So using the angled side for sideways shots is preferred. More control and power hitting side-ways.
>>66488915
No you don't use back of bat I saying that cut angles bat on the front for the hit for the shot in the crack make for straigth angle so angle side control to hit forward
>>66488915
>Nobody uses the back of the bat numbnuts.
troll or complete nub
cricket is gay
>>66489064
You guys days are filled with rape and stabbing by shitskin refugees. We have to play sport to fill our days.
>>66489111
based Saxon
>>66489064dumb umaru poster
>>66487841
Congradgelatons kankaroos.
>WICB owes BCCI $40M(forty million)
>BCCI could literally pull the plug on the existence of the WICB at a moments notice
yeah this game isnt going to be fixed at all
>>66487841
>forgotten
literally all newcunt memes
What's for dinner lads?
Just pan fried some dumplings and got some wontons to go in later.
>>66489330
>Just pan fried some dumplings and got some wontons to go in later.
Ching ching cunt as fuck. Steak and veg like a true anglo white male.
>>66489400
>posting on an asian imageboard
>winges about gook food
Kek.
>>66489415
good senpai
Evening reminder:
>>66489111
Based saxon
>>66489484
Daniel
>>66489400
>Australia
>Anglo
I love this meme
Anyone with Australian parents are a mix of wog, Celt and Anglo genetics
>>66489233
only muscular winterfriends will get this
>>66489400
>i can't handle flavour
kek
>>66489652
t. Zhang
>>66489233
Reminder this meme was created and pioneers by Saxon
>>66489645
>cucktorian detected
>>66489749
Prove me wrong saxshit
It's a FACT that >our English heritage is nowhere near as prevelant than what people would have YOU believe
It's like calling Algeria a French country
>>66489749
>unironically arguing that Australia wasn't founded on European migration
>literally believing that only the English settled in Australia
>According to migration data released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) earlier today, the proportion of Australians born overseas hit the highest level in over 120 years in 2015, rising to 6.7 million persons. That’s 28.2% of Australia’s estimated residential population.
>Though the UK, at 5.2% of Australia’s population, still retains top spot by some margin, it’s clear that mantle is likely to be challenged in the years ahead by the likes of New Zealand, China and India.
>As a proportion of Australia’s total population, the percentage born in the UK has fallen steadily over the past decade while the proportion from New Zealand, China and India has steadily grown.
>“Over the last 10 years, the proportion of the Australian population who were born in the UK decreased from 5.6% in 2005 to 5.1% in 2015,” said the ABS. “Conversely, the proportions increased for people born in New Zealand (from 2.1% to 2.6%), China (from 1.1% to 2.0%) and India (from 0.7% to 1.8%).”
>According to the ABS, 66,100 migrants settled in New South Wales in the 12 months to June 2015, equating to 39.3% of all net overseas migration over this period. That was followed by Victoria (54,100), Queensland (19,100) and Western Australia (14,100). Tasmania, at just 100, had the lowest net increase in migration.
>>66489793
the only part of this that annoys me is the Kiwis
atleast the chinks, curries and poms are invited
kiwis out t b h
reminder any australian that dislikes controlled migration is a hypocrite
>all these mad as fuck cucktorians
Come home white man.
>>66489814
been to northbridge recently lad?
not very white
>>66489809
nothing controlled about Kiwi migration
>>66489814
>tfw when big strong muscular best australian
Its good walking down the street and not being the minority to chinks, lebs or curries.
>>66489809
My ancestors are convicts, not migrants
>>66487396
Top lel, underrated
>>66486034
she looks like my friend
>>66489064
>>66489814
>you now remember this poster trying to convince Daniel of WA's superior """""""""""""""""scenery""""""""""""""""""
>>66489836
All the scaffolders are coming back in droves. We're seeing our highest ever rates of migration from Shitsfailia.
We don't want them either.
>>66489844
You mean invaders ;^)
Fuck I hate poms.
might rewatch some rwc highlights lads
Who else SEETHING that the wymyn are going to win the T20 before the men?
>>66490049
>poo peeland women
literally more butch than your men desu
Okay lads I just read an article about how bullying, even online bullying can cause severe brain damage to victims.
Frankly I feel terrible. Over the past 6 months I have methodically bullied the fuck out of every poosonality and poosudotrip in this poomunity. I'm distraught and emotional that I have brain damaged so many "people" to the point that this subreddit is dying diue to everybody going into hiding because of my upper body strength.
If you would like an apology, let me know who you are and what I did to you. If you would like to move on without acknowledging it then that is fine.
>>66490111
JUST
>>66490049
The men's game will be irrelevant in 10 years
>>66490111
Doing God's work, to be perfectly honest.
>>66490098
You say it like it's an insult. You'd be an absolute madman to fuck a kiwi girl.
>>66490111
>111
>Phone the whambulance
Top yourself please you stupid cunt, I need another grave to piss on.
>>66490111
your autistic rants about irrelevant things have given me ass cancer
>>66489814
Where's that lad, reminds me of white Durban
Accepting refugees?
If Luke Ronchi and the Pinkcaps keeper had disgusting indian hotel sex, it's quite likely they would give rise to the loudest cricket player of all time.
>>66490213
Perth, Western Australia. Probably our biggest immigrant influx was white saffers fleeing post-apartheid South Africa.
>>66490263
Its gonna get worse with the political instability here I think, hell, I'm only 23 and I'm already surveying my options
>this badass bitch hitting sixes
How can any other cricketer even compete?
>>66490302
easy lad
>>66490276
Hows the surveying going lad?
>indians always calling Bangladesh Beggerdesh
Can you imagine being from a country SO shit that even indians make fun of how terrible it is? Think I might just kill myself then and there tßh
>>66490302
>>66490366
Yeah the Bangbros really have it tough
>>66490377
>be lanklet
>knee explodes
>be manlet
>healthy knees for life
BTFO
>>66490413
You don't need knees to play cricket.
>>66490430
t. Ryan Harris
>>66490302
Meh. Dhawan's birdie is better.
>>66490344
pwoah she looks hot to trot, absolute fox
Name my band
Any lookers on the Windies womyn team?
>>66490464
lol no. They all look like dudes.
>>66490474
post some decent looking Trini girls then
only Carib girl I can think of is Rihanna
>>66490213
Apparently there was an unironic saying over in South Africa that people were "packing for Perth" since so many came over here
>>66490111
>>66490302
kholi is handsome for a curry tbqh
