>Eden Hazard
>Not even in the slightest hazardous
who's that
do you mean Eden Azzar?
>chris smalling
>is 6'3
>Gareth Bale
>isn't made of hay
>lionel messi
>actually rather tidy
>ross barkley
>isnt a dog
>Tom Cleverly
>couldn't build a Duplo house
>Memphis depay
>isnt born in Memphis
>Kyle Walker
>mostly runs on the pitch
>Danny Drinkwater
>doesnt drink H2O
>>66480897
>Eden Hazard
Literally who?
>Vincent Kompany
>Not a firm
>>66480897
>dumb
>frogposter
>Gerard """"Piqué""""
>he never "stings" his wife and "his" kid is actually shakira's ex's
>George Best
>was actually shit
>cristiano Ronaldo
>doesn't abide by Christian lifestyle choices
>>66481134
more like Cuckque lol
>Toni Kroos
>isn't on a cruise
>Cristiano Ronaldo
>isn't the real Ronaldo
>Darren Bent
>isn't a shirt lifter
>>66481552
lmao i remember that nigga with charlton back in 06, what ever happened to him?
>>66481654
last I heard he was rotting at derby
>Anthony Martial
>isn't even a captain
>Emre Can
>Isn't in German experimental rock band Can
>>66482757
>experimental
we aren't talking about Faust here
>Steph Curry
>Not even Indian
>manuel neuer
has been around for a while now
>>66482757
>Can
>Experimental
tip top pleb
>>66480897
tho did you hear that being a ballboy is hazardous for your health
>Stephen Ireland
>is from Ireland
>>66483034
he wasnt just a ballboy he was also a little cunt
>>66481370
Wait Ronaldo seriously isnt a chirstian? What is he then, muslim? Doesnt strike me as a fedora.
>>66483234
he's a homo so he can't be christian by default
>Harry Kane
>can walk just fine
dumb frogposter
>Christian Fuchs.
>Fuchs means Fox.
>Plays for the Foxes.
How many fuchs does he give?
>Cleber Reis
doesn't even like sushi
>>66481134
that's because he's a fag, pablo
>Lionel Messi
>is organized
>>66483377
holy shit
>>66483234
>Emre Can
>Doesn't contain a refreshing beverage
>>66480897
>Cech
>Rarely actually catches the ball
>>66483377
he's good, but he's no Wolfgang Wolf, managing Wolfsburg from 98-03.
>>66480897
>Peter Crouch
>is very tall
>>66483556
>emre-chan
>not kawaii
>>66481003
You what
>>66481716
Wait, you think it's pronounced "Marshall"? It's not even close
>>66484736
he is kawaii you fucking faggot
>>66485660
KEK
I'd been trying to work out what that retard meant.
http://jalopnik.com/5916582/the-ten-most-ridiculous-race-car-driver-names/
actual birth names
>Will Power
>Dick Passwater
>Duck Waddle
>Dick Trickle
>Lake Speed
>Wolfgang Alexander Albert Eduard Maximilian Reichsgraf Berghe von Trips
that last one is the person's full name.
>>66485831
>Duck Waddle
Top kek
>>66483377
>JaMarcus Rojo
>Rojo means Red
>Plays for the Red Devils
>>66481003
>>66483062
shit ones doing it rong
>>66483401
already been done
>Kevin trapp
>doesn't look like a girl
>>66481654
ended up at villa for nearly 20 million, did well but paul lambert couldn't play hoofball with him so dropped him, went to shit and plays in the championship
>>66485831
>Wolfgang Alexander Albert Eduard Maximilian Reichsgraf Berghe von Trips
check'um
>Kevin de Bruyne
>he's white
>Juan Mata
>Not killing anyone
>Arjen Robben
>doesn't rob anyone
>>66490289
Robbed Casillas of his dignity
>>66480897
>George Friend
>I'm not friends with him
>>66490256
He is killing his career tho
>Jamal Blackman
>he's not....
oh wait
> David Silva
> Not even bronze anymore...
>>66489143
>>66489143
are you the meme police?
>Bacteria
>Not even prokaryote
>Kike
>not even part of a global conspiracy to control world events
>Jay Rodriguez
>is depressed
>>66490289
>>Arjen Robben
>>doesn't rob anyone
he robbed >us on the 2014 World Cup
>>66482788
>faust
>experimental
we aren't talking about memegma and henry cow here htb maf
>Luigi Buffon
>Is white
>>66496145
>Italians
>White
Pick one
>Emre Can
>Liverpool as a whole can't
>>66495493
>Pepe
>not even smug
>kaka
>isnt made of shit
>Victor Valdés
>usually plays with 10 more teammates
We should have let this thread die about six hours ago, before the dementia set in
>Danny Simpson
>Isn't yellow
>Danny Drinkwater
>Drinks strawberry milkshake
>George Best
>Not the best
>Charles Manson
>is the son of man
>Vicente del bosque
>wasn't born in a forest
>Oscar
>isn't a goldfish
>>66483381
good one
>>66494851
looks like it, m8. thick cunts need policing.
>>66492661
>>66501768
doing it rong
>>66500485
already been done
