Post your el Clasico snacks here, gayboys
>tfw GOAT
>Sprite and pizza
>>66478291
Iniesta has taste
>sushi*2
>>66478291
>Vermaelen
>>66478307
sushi is the plebbest food in the world
>>66478291
my nigga dani alves knows what a real pizza is
So messi can just eat whatever he wants huh
based rakitic with best taste
>>66478363
Yup. He can even openly ask for CP and not get v&
sushi+triple nutella sandwich
>>66478363
Its called being on the gas
>quesos
>jamon dulce
>peladas
Non-spanish here, mind translating that for me?
Why spanish? I've always assumed they did everything in catalan.
>>66478589
Queso = cheeze
Jamón dulce = Sweet Ham
Pipas peladas = Peeled sunflower seeds
>>66478614
messi is too retarded to learn catalan so they cant use it
>>66478291
>vermafast
>Vermaelen is an outsider so he doesn't get fed
Barca is such a scumbag club
>Sergi Roberto
>Sandwich triple de nutella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMaDyA8F0A&ab_channel=LuigiMastellone
>>66478702
>Doesn't even peel his own seeds
That's like, half the point
>picnic
I always imagine this lunch was eaten on the grass of the pitch, the guys just rolled out blankets and sat Indian style while eating their pizzas.
>>66478813
nigga it's not fucking kindergarten
Rafinha on the bulk
>>66478813
I assumed that's what they did, until I read this post and realized that's probably not what happened.
Do you think they kicked around a soccer ball like regular people do at picnics?
Oh, and Ineista confirmed best taste.
>>66478291
Anybody got Madrid's meal sheet??
>>66478291
Cristiano Ronaldo: Moroccan cock and semen
>>66478338
a brazilian with a shit opinion? color me surprised
>>66478363
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1783920-leo-messi-once-defied-pep-guardiola-with-a-can-of-coke
>Swedish manager Hans Backe, The former New York Red Bulls coach appeared on Swedish channel TV4 recently, and relayed an anecdote from Barcelona's treble-winning 2008/09 season.
>While manager Pep Guardiola was giving a dressing room speech, Backe asserts that Messi interrupted him to ask for a Coke. Pep denied the request, saying his players may not have that kind of drink before a game. Clearly in the mood for some delicious brown sugar water, Messi stood up, grabbed a Coke and drank it in front of all the players.
>"It was a battle that Guardiola could not win," said Backe.
>>66478702
>Jamón dulce = Sweet Ham
lolno
It means York ham, what we call jamón cocido.
>>66480055
sweet ham is jamon acaramelado. The ham piece is impregnated with honey or something sweet
>>66480053
Messi's autism can't be contained.
>>66480053
>asking Guardiola to get it for him
Probably didn't want to pause his DS
>>66480053
>how would Hans Backe know of such incident since he was never involved in any way with Barcelona
>article cites Marca as source
>"The story raises many questions. Why would the Barcelona dressing room have Coke if it was not allowed? What kind of grown man interrupts a speech from a senior colleague in a professional environment to ask for a soft drink? And what would Messi's sponsor Pepsi have to say about his thirst for a rival product?"
literally falling for clickbait in [current year]
>All that water
>Suddenly sprite
>Messi
>>66480333
good one m8 i giggled
>sushi and nutella
what the actual fuck
