/mlb/ General: It's Just A Clot Bro Edition
NYM: Harvey cleared for Opening Day start
TEX:Rangers acquire C Bryan Holaday from Tigers
CHC:Arrieta (thumb) goes five strong versus OAK
BAL:Duquette confirms Kim unlikely to make roster
CLE:Bauer shines in his final Cactus League start
COL:Rockies officially tab Story Opening Day SS
PHI:Phillies could use closer by committee
OAK:A's option RHP Jesse Hahn to Triple-A
CHC:Cubs re-sign OF Victorino to minors deal
CHC:Javier Baez (thumb) to begin season on DL
TOR:Blue Jays to announce closer on Wednesday
LAA:Richards to start Opening Day for Angels
TIGERS
>>66470585
First for Harvey has an STD
Yankees
M's
Mets
First winning spring since 04
It's the only achievement we can be happy about for now
> Reddick
orioles
>gints
Guys what are quirky things to watch for this season?
>Ichiro is 60 something hits from 3000
>Braves last year playing at Turner Field
>Big Papi final year
>>66471307
Tal's Hill's last hurrah
I was a minor league washout. I was drafted by the Mets in one of the mid rounds and spent few seasons in the rookie teams before getting transferred to the Fireflies, St. Lucie and was sent back and forth within a couple of seasons. I was promoted to Binghamton and had a UCL injury. After that I just decided on going back to school rather than continue playing.
I probably could have kept playing and made it to AAA and hoped for a MLB contract. But it was a big gamble and unlikely. I didn't want to spend years slogging through the minors and be left with nothing to show for it. The pay is shit in the minors you can make more working for minimum wage. There's loads of people that get trapped in the minors hoping for a chance on the 40 man roster that'll either get them that MLB contract or bonus pay. They're all broke. If you're in the top 100 prospects you'll have it good and can demand more pay to make it worth your while so it's not even a risk. For everybody else it's a big risk.
>>66471380
please, say it ain't so
>>66471307
Pweeg, Cespedes, Soler, Castillo, Tomas, Chapman busted for steroids
>>66471307
>Big Papi
>Actually liking a fat roided up DH
>>66471425
Billy Beane pls go
>>66471307
A-rod 13 home runs away from 700
>>66471380
It's like seeing your retarded cousin being euthanized. Sure he's stupid and dangerous as hell, but you still grew to love the guy over the years.
>>66471425
>not being a top 100 prospect
>>66471574
>dangerous as hell
People say this about Tal's Hill all the time, yet no one has ever gotten injured from it
>>66471621
Yet
>>66471655
>>66471621
still one of my favorite plays ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5T_WGR0q8I
for context, its was like 15th inning, tie game, 2 outs.
TEXAS
Anyone else think it's weird there's an exhibition game on opening day?
>that reggae song
>115 minutes until THE SHOW completes download
>>66471696
Here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XUd2Eiaq74
All the way up the hill and dat madman relay all the way back to preserve a CGSO for Danks. Just pure madness all around.
>>66472546
>Eaton
glad he's not the main CF anymore
>>66472761
Yeah that was a mess of a read and initial defensive play but talk about quick reaction and redemption.
>>66472383
>digital copy
>>66472943
>hard copy
first for /killme/
>estrada literally going to start the season on the DL because of a failed martial arts move
>>66473236
I would much rather him suffer an injury now opposed to fucking August or September.
>>66473343
tru, he's your ACE now that price is gone.
>>66473464
thats stroman, sanchize could be a suprise too though considering hes looked amazing in ST so far
>>66473464
He's actually 3rd but okay.
>>66473496
>>66473481
>>66473487
Stroman isn't as good as Estrada, that's just fact, Estrada had THE BEST change up in 2015 and in some metrics he was beyond real. Sad that neither of you even know who your true #1 is.
>>66473487
>>66473481
>"m-m-muh manlet!!!"
>Blue Jays, Encarnacion cut off contract talks
>There are 'people' who think Arrieta won't get lit up on opening night
>>66473657
>>66473679
>thinking Estrada won't regress from a career year
Yeah, nah.
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
>>66473657
>>66473679
>only person not smiling
What did he mean by this?
>>66473086
>Markakis
>Teheran
>Piersynski
Fuck off you're not the Phillies
On a scale of tenderly loved to turkish prison raped, how fucked are the Dodgers this year?
>>66473733
FRENCHY'S BACK
TELL A FRIEND
>>66473696
>>66473792
>14 injuries
FUCKED
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C
K
E
D
>>66473792
Like a swedish girl about to be culturally enriched by refugees. She's pretty fucked, but still has the highest payroll at the end of the day.
>>66473726
>a veteran pitcher who finally perfected a change up to his repertoire will regress but the manlet with tissue knees and 70 innings pitched will mature to an Ace and Cy Young
Kys immediately
>>66473837
>Stroman
>Cy young
Why are you moving the goal posts? Stroman will accrue more wins this season I'm not quite sure why you're so adamant about Estrada. He had a career year and will regress. I'm okay with that it would be fucking naive of me to expect similar results.
>>66473803
Oh hi
>>66473792
Kenta and Kershaw look like money and the offense is working. It's not like SF pitching is in any better condition, they're actually doing worse, if Cueto, Shark, Peavy, and Cain were no-names they'd have been sent back to minor league camp.
Fourth straight division title incoming only Greinke and Goldie clan stop us.
>>66473908
>pitcher wins are a measurement of how good a player is
>>66470618
>>66473997
Are you kidding? Greinke WAS the Dodgers. Kershaw is only good against bad teams while Greinke was consistent all around. The Dodgers fucked up by letting him go and put themselves in a coffin when they didn't replace him with another elite pitcher.
>16-10
i love spring training
>>66474035
35M for Greinke through the next 7 years is a ridiculous fucking amount of money. It wasn't the best thing for the team and it doesn't look good now, but it was the smart thing to do, there are position free agents like Machado and Strasburg coming into the market and the dodger farm is outstanding, and no team in the division is a considerable threat. If this was the NL central I would surrender right now, but this isn't the central. The fact that you can't apreciate Kershaw and what he's done for the Dodgers just speaks of how much of a homer piece of shit you are.
You talk so much shit about every player on the team but as soon as it's game time and someone does someone good you go around asking for web.m's and posting bs fairweather bullshit.
kill yourself faggot fuck you.
>>66473496
Cute.
>>66474216
But he's right, though. I mean, you can be mad about it if you want, but he's correct.
>>66474058
i love omar infante
>>66474216
I cannot appreciate a team who has some of the best works in the game keep coming up short for 4 years in a row.
>>66474298
some people can be good at samefagging, but not you :(
I see that IP
>>66474326
>mad at facts
This kid's outta control!
post barves memes please
>>66474570
>>66471307
>Kershaw and Felix in a race for 400Ks
>Garrett Cole sit out of season for higher contract
That's all I got so far
>>66474570
Brandon Beachy’s everything turns me on, but when he has scruff, all hope for watching the game as a family is out the window. I have to leave the room and watch it by myself because I’m so turned on.
>>66472993
Good show desu
>>66474570
Freddie Freeman has always seemed so young to me, even though we’re only 2 years apart…but something changed this off season and he’s all manly now, and every time I see him drive the ball to the yard and run the bases all I can think is how bad I want to feel him all over & on top of me. UNF.
>>66474570
Chipper Jones is a major hottie. I don’t care what anyone says. He definitely still has it. His stance in the batters box and he’s so tall. The way his mouth goes crooked when he talks and that smile. I’d love to feel him on top of me. He makes me want to do bad things.
>>66474570
I would love Freddie to push me against the clubhouse wall and fuck my brains out. I want to lick his stubble and have him grunt in my ear while having hot sex. He can show me some of his defensive moves in the bedroom
>>66474660
>>66474669
>>66474679
>Barves fans
>>66473696
>There are "people" who think Arrieta will get lit up on opening night
>elite ace
>some of mlb's best power hitters in cano and cruz
>gold glove 3rd baseman
>greatest asian player, dae ho lee
>ELITE hitting coah
LITERALLY no one can stop us. World Series here we come.
>2016
>Kershaw is still the best pitcher on the planet
*wakemeup*
>>66475193
whoa there, mi familia. I have my pre-opener optimism too, but...
One word: BULLPEN
>>66475193
m's fan say the same shit every year
i know because im an m's fan
>>66475224
>One word: BULLPEN
>>66475246
>>66475278
kek good times
>>66475290
>>66475314
>>66475321
Our meme game is still in top form
also, have the correct version senpai
Time to create the ultimate junk baller in RTTS
>>66475345
>Our meme game is still in top form
always senpai and thanks
>>66475350
>implying you won't get bored the second you have to throw accurate knuckleballs in training
>>66475379
I had an elite knuckleballer in 15.
>>66475385
I wish I could take the patience to achieve such a feat. Guess I'll just make a catcher or something..
>>66475193
>I'm thinking SUPER positively
>>66475405
gotchu senpai
>tfw almost time for comfy AL West shitflinging
>>66475441
I'm ready.
>mfw Ryan Webb has 0 career saves in his 7 years in the majors
Is this the year?
Drafted in Early rounds or go back to college??
I'm pretty excited guys. I'm trying not to get my hopes up too high (I'm a sports fan in Toronto after all) but I'm just so happy basedball is back soon. Bullpen shored up, great defence and probably the best line-up (though we will have to see!). It feels like the Jays have only 1 really glaring weakness (no real backup catcher) though I also dunno about the rotation depth. Anyway, I just wanted to express my enthusiasm for the coming year. I hope you guys have great seasons too!
>>66475441
I can smell the banter
>>66475441
pls
>>66475441
>tfw almost time for comedy central shenanigans
>tfw only division where every team has a ring, and they all have at least two
>tfw 3 of the only 4 remaining charter AL teams still in their original city
truly the GOAT division, I can't fucking wait
I havent played RTTS in like 5 years. The customization is ridiculous. 400 last names to choose from. Customize your imported music down to the seconds. Fucking birthmark set 1,2 or 3. I love it.
tfw you open kershaw in a pack
>RTTS 13
>Sept 2020
>Jesus Montero reached his 1000th career hit
I don't even, I can't even
For the record, he's apparently on the A's
>tfw too retarded to understand RTTS baserunning
>third game in AA as a first baseman
>broken shin
>out until June
RESTART
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>>66473997
>both pitchers who won Cy youngs last season won the most games in their respective leagues
It seems to hold some clout.
>>66476761
>>66475612
LOL nigga got hit in the dick.
>>66476761
shelby miller
6-17 record last year
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=10197&position=P
>>66476761
corey kluber
9-16
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=2429&position=P
>>66477730
>i have no argument so I'll just shitpost
>>66477941
>>66477959
I get it wins don't mean everything but their a piece of the pie. They're one of many metrics that determine a good pitcher.
>>66478003
RK: Rank
G: Games
GS: Games started
IP: Innings pitched
ER: Earned runs
K: Strikeouts
SV: Saves
SHO: Shutouts
W-L: Wins-Losses
ERA: Earned run average
CYP: In The Neyer/James Guide To Pitchers -- co-authored by Bill James and ESPN.com's Rob Neyer presents a method, based on past results, to predict Cy Young balloting. This page provides an in-season snapshot of the Cy Young "race," as figured by the following formula: Cy Young Points (CYP) = ((5*IP/9)-ER) + (SO/12) + (SV*2.5) + Shutouts + ((W*6)-(L*2)) + VB (see below).
VB: Victory Bonus is a 12-point bonus awarded for leading your team to the division championship
Cy Young Winner: Denoted in bold
>>66478003
http://espn.go.com/mlb/features/cyyoung/_/year/2015
>>66477961
>a fucking leaf
QED
>friendly reminder if a tripfag gets a reply by an anon, it's the same person
The best way to speed up the game: Foul balls are now strikes.
>>66478212
best way to make every game 1-0 also
>>66478164
This
Now that the Royals meme is over, what team should I bandwagon?
>>66478277
>muh scoreline
>>66478403
Cubs
>>66475441
Its great. All the shit talking but no actual hatred like Sf-la
Except for the Angels. Fuck those guys
Mets vs Nationals game is about to start
anyone else watching le STD man pitch vs. Nationals? worth a gamethread or just shitpost in here?
Well this is kinda neat.
>College of Charleston
>South Alabama
>Minnesota
>VCU
JUST
>Harvey
pitching with the clap must be hard
>>66478966
>>66479096
Does Charlie still have a stream? I've forgotten the URL.
>>66479149
TSARNAEV
>>66479189
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sports/baseball/new-york-mets-vs-washington-nationals-live-stream-march-30
Here's a stream that works the first half inning just ended
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sports/baseball/new-york-mets-vs-washington-nationals-live-stream-march-30
>>66479193
>yfw the red sucks finish last in the east
>>66479225
I'm not trying to use those booty, sketchy streaming sites. I want Charlie's HD, ad-free stream with chat. Especially considering I'm using my computer at work.
>>66479232
>Implying the Yankeks won't fall to last place
>>66479232
Red Sox are stacked this year tbqh. They just have shit management this year because Farell can't keep it in his pants
>>66479300
>implying
>>66479435
they don't have pitching
>>66479300
Just like the last couple of seasons where they were predicted to finish last?
>>66479435
You don't know what "stacked" means, do you?
>>66479435
>Red Sox are stacked this year tbqh
>delusional Red Sox fans actually believe this
>>66479533
>sneks will be good because spring training champs
>delusional dbalks fans actually believe this
>>66479566
>implying I ever said that
>or even believe it
>>66479435
How exactly are the red sox stacked? Because they have 1 good pitcher and bullpen arm?
red sox literally have the three elite young players: Bogaerts, Betts, and Bradley Jr.
literally all going to make the all star team this year
>>66479646
1 of them will fall off this year. The other 2 will be ok,maybe one will be a reserve all star
>>66479646
>ZERO (0) All-Star appearances among the 3 of them
Nice """""elite""""" players you've got there
>>66479677
Oh I forgot to mention we also have the best pitcher in the AL
>>66479646
Jackie Bradley is a bust in the making
>mfw Red Sox will cûck the AL East and meme their way to a World Series
Can't wait for /mlb/ to get triggered and claim the other teams were bought out by the MLB
>>66479702
Too bad he cant start everyday because the rest of the rotation is a mess
>>66479702
And buchholz and porcello as the 2&3
Also ramirez and panda manning the corners
>>66479728
>boston fans unironically believe this
pottery
Post spring training predictions are in
Basically anyone else think from what they've seen that literally every AL team could be a postseason or at least wild card contender except the A's?
Yankees: arod as well as their young rotation and new core can rise then to an easy WC berth
Red Sox: looking for some talent performing where they should but if they do, then whoa division crown is possible
Jays: no reason to not expect stroman and Estrada to shut the opposition down while bautista, encarnacion and Donaldson light up the scoreboard on way to an easy division title
Orioles: should be able to thrive with their above average rotation and crush Davies resigned, WC definitely possible
Rays: they beat Cuba! But jokes aside an above average team in all facets. I can see them taking a WC possibility
Tigers: strengthened the team with Upton and they still have miggy and Verlander, theyre still in position for a WC berth
Twins: young talent performing last year but faltering down the stretch makes you believe with another year under their belt, they can contend for a postseason appearance, Sano homering all the way
Royals: easy division favorites, defending world series champs retaining most of their good players and playmakers. Easy indeed.
Indians: very good rotation, Cy Kluber carrying this team to a WC berth is not unreasonable
Astros: division favorites, young talent getting better, keuchal and correa will take then easily to the division crown
Rangers: it's bounceback time for the Rangers as they look even more refueled now to make a big grab at a WC easily
Mariners: it's finally looking up for seattle, the Cano contract could easily payoff this year along with Felix and the rotation, Seattle could have a really big chance to end it's long playoff drought
Angels: still having Trout and a solid rotation as well as some other offensive producers can contend for a WC at least
>Athletics: alas they have Sonny Gray but not much else. Sorry A's.
>>66479868
>As looking to finish last in AL again
>Giants even year meme
Feels bad man.webm
>>66479868
>A-Rod
>Good
Bonjourno Reddit.
cesspitdus
>>66479728
>mfw 2013
Literally the year Yankee fans rage quit for a few seasons. Now it's just threads full of Yankek fans pretending they're decent.
>Cespedes in charge of playing a passable centerfield
It's gonna be a long fucking season with this memer. He needs to hit like 40 dingers to be worth his shit fielding
>Mariners acquired RHP Nick Vincent from the Padres for a player to be named later.
Th-thanks, Dads.
>>66479914
Mad red cucksfag detected
>>66479958
>Mad
Are you still triggered that your team is only mediocre because you have a roided player?
>>66479868
I basically agree with every point here. This year's AL is gonna be nuts.
>Ass
>>66479973
>bombston
>>66479943
Dad fans, who is this guy?
He is surely an upgrade for the Ms bullpen but is he actually good?
>>66479868
>every team has WC potential
>mfw DAT NIGHT 2.0 this year
This hype cannot get any bigger than it has been
>>66480024
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2016/03/mariners-acquire-nick-vincent.html
>>66480024
>dads
>fans
lol
Ban 4 teams from the world series this year to make sure it isn't shit:
>Red Sox
>Giants
>Royals
>Cardinals
>>66480003
>Le bomb maymay
We literally won the World Series after getting bombed. Meanwhile, your 2001 wasn't a WS winning year ;^)
>>66480124
>red cucks fags being this mad
>>66480115
Yankees
Red Sox
Cardinals
Dodgers
>>66480124
>We
Anon, the Red Sox have never and wil never give a shit about you
>>66479868
>chokeland
>>66479928
>implying it wasnt the year many fans earned their wings
>Nuñez
>Youkilis
>Wells
>Francisco
>Nix
>>66480145
Cuck off
http://mlb.mlb.com/cutfour/index.jsp#contentId=169645586
How can one man be so based
Tell it to me straight bros..
Will the Twins be over .500 this year?
>>66480179
See
>>66479868
It's very possible.
>be NY Yankees
>Get planes rammed into your buildings in 2001
>Get to the World Series to bring life back to the city
>George Bush throws a perfect fastball down home plate
>Get BTFO in your own stadium by a meme team
>>66480261
>be red cucks
>be a cuck
>cuck
>>66480277
ruined
/mlb/ is 1000x better when both the Yankees and Red Sox suck and their "fans" and "neutral" shitposters fuck off. This is undisputable fact.
>>66480277
>Be Red Sox
>Won 3 World Series in the current century
>Literally cucked the Yankees in 2004
>Literally cucked St Louis in two World Series'
>Literally cucked Islam in 2013
>Literally cucking the fans of other teams on a Taiwanese Origiami Instruction website
>>66480124
>We
What position do you hold in the Red Sox organization?
>>66480323
>muh small market
>muh dedicated fans
>muh underdog
Fucking hipsters.
>>66480323
I feel the same way with Dodgers and Giants fans tbqh
>>66480340
Dedicated shitposter
>Injuns send Bauer to the pen
Will this guy ever get his shit together?
>>66480327
Underrated post of the day.
>E!SPN moves Curt Schilling to Monday games
>The put some irrelevant illegal immigrant on Sunday who knows nothing about baseball
>>66480407
>mfw Baseball will someday have to integrate softball womyn the same way there is soon to be female kickers for Gridiron football
>White Sox purchase the contract of Jimmy Rollins
He turned down minor league utility roles for a chance to still make a major league team as a starter and bygum he did it. Congrats Jroll.
>all this Red Sox/Yankees shitposting while they're irrelevant
How would /MLB/ have handled Aaron Boone's home run, or the 2004 ALCS?
>>66480462
Yankee fans would have called the A-Rod Slap a "legal baserunning move," and then would commit mass suicide when Johnny Damon got the Grand Salami
>>66480435
>Mlb wide designated hitters for female pitchers because its secist to make a woman try to hit a 98 mph fastball
>>66480509
Don't even joke about that anon.
>>66479868
The only teams that I feel have absolutely no chance are the athletics and mariners. The rest could quite possibly snag a spot.
The national league is a joke. 5 of them will have less than 70 wins.
>>66480506
It wasn't a slap. He bumped into him.
>>66480537
inb4marinersfans
>>66480538
>Yankee fans are this delusional
LGTS
>the city of people who play the Yankees online just to try and pull off the switch-hitting meme
guys i'm worried i know
>caring about spring training results
but i'm legit worried about the mets they have looked like ass all spring and are currently getting BTFO by the Nats and meme pitchers
>>66480529
I wish i was buddy
>>66480645
Mets lucked their way into a meme season on the back of Cespedes
They blew their one chance
Welcome back to irrelevance
>>66480817
They said the same about the royals in 14. How do you explain 15?
>>66479868
>Athletics: alas they have Sonny Gray but not much else. Sorry A's
No playoffs for >us in the next few years, but I don't think they'll be as bad as were last year.
I also see Gray and Reddick departing pretty soon, though.
The future doesn't look bright.
Just hope the owners decide to sell the team to the Warriors owner at this point desu
>>66480841
Sorry, did the rouals do anything in 15?
>cuckhoop needing celebrity related drama to draw attention to their ""sport""
You can't make this shit up
It's literally WWE tier
>114/115 writers had the Nationals winning the division in 2015
>Proceeded to be baseball's biggest trainwreck
>The same cucks pick them to win the division again in 2016
Why are so many """""""experts""""""" intent on not learning from their mistakes? Did anyone watch this team down the stretch? When have they ever won a playoff series? Stop giving them the time of day, they don't deserve it.
>>66480407
he may be an idiot but at least he can talk about pitching better than most of ESPN's shit employees.
>>66481076
keep this to /asp/ or other threads
>>66480884
Gray still has too many years of team control for Beaner to move him this year. Reddick might go to a contender though.
>>66481076
NBA is always like that. It isn't team vs team, it's "superstar" vs "superstar"
Orilels just released Miguel Gonzalez
>NL still wasting an at bat with having the pitcher bat
I'm /injuns/, how are we looking, senpai?
>>66481262
RIP
>>66481371
outfield a shit
Lindor maybe goat
best AL rotation
pen depends way too much on Cody Allen
>>66481390
Yup, doubt anyone will pick him up off waivers for 5mil.
>>66481430
I've decided this is the year that I finally get really into sports. I live in Northeast Ohio and I mainly support Cleveland teams, yes I know the Browns suck but they're my team and I still love them. I used to watch the Indians as a child with my great grandmother, and I'm not going to stop now. So I just kind of wanted to know going into this season if it's going to be a brown situation or if we have a chance to be good. Regardless I'm going to watch them but whatever.
>>66481510
Considering the Royals rotation, I wouldn't be shocked if the Indians won the division.
>>66481541
Is that because the Royals are shit or because the Indians are good?
>>66481580
Royals aren't shit, and the Indians will be good enough to challenge for the division.
>>66481591
>Wainwright conducted the first part of his interview from the inside of a bathroom stall
>"I have to work on my direction to home plate a little better. My body is leaking toward the first-base side"
HARVEY REKT
TOP BANTZ
>>66481371
Pretty good
See
>>66479868
>Andrew Miller hit on wrist by comebacker
>Bankees fans on suicide watch
>>66481912
>his team doesn't have the depth to cover 1 minor injury for a sml amount of time
Lmao at you red cucks
>>66481912
Not his throwing arm
White Sox Reds final spring training game
Looks to be a roster battle lineup. Q will be pitching though. Should be interesting to have this last look at some of them for now.
>Miguel Gonzalez placed on waivers
O'S MADE THE WRIGHT CHOICE, ROTATION CONFIRMED TO BE SLIGHTLY TO MODERATELY BETTER
>>66482096
Wright's destined to be a reliever. I think Worley and Wilson will be 4 and 5 until Gausman's off the DL, then they get rid of one of those two
I'm already better than the SS on the MLB team and they haven't even promoted me to AAA, what gives RTTS.
>>66481912
>Implying that affects anything
He gone
Phew. Good on Q to get out of it
>>66482213
they'll probably trade you.
>there are pockets of sad in the clubhouse
White Sox: Pockets of Sad
Anyone have The Show 16 for PS3? Is it worth getting the new one?
>>66482354
Buy a ps4 Canadia
>>66482327
More like bottomless pits of despair.
>>66482364
>>66482327
Both apt mottos
>>66482361
Too poor.
>worst national tragedy in the history of the nation
>throws perfect 2 seamer down the pipe while wearing a bulletproof vest, DAT movement
>first black president
>bounces pitch to pujols
Is there any doubt Bush was the best president America ever had?
>>66482473
I've always read that Abe Lincoln was a freak athlete. I bet he would've been a rembrandt if he got the chance to throw the first pitch.
>>66482473
this was his greatest moment
also
>worst national tragedy
that's not the Civil War
>white sox 9 up 9 down
>avi
Mariners are poopoo.
is jeremy hernandez going to be the goat?
>pitches like felix
>swings like beltre
>>66482600
>The Mariners exist
what's your point m8?
Dangit Q
Official Presidential baseball line up:
1. Adams 2B
2. Jefferson LF
3. TR 3B
4. Eisenhower CF
5. Taft DH
6. Jackson SS
7. Clinton 1B
8. Washington C
9. Dubya RF
Pitcher - Honest Abe
