What would the optimum feats be for a soccer build?
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Celebrating Easter
>>66465549
6'2 feet, slight muscle but more so focused on being lean with speed.
How is that even a question? EBJV's features. Vardy, the greatest athlete of our time.
ALIENS
1,69 argentinian born hobbit
>>66465549
Run of the mill manlet
6'5, black, first name Jamal or Raykwon, last name Jefferson or X
depends on the position I guess. donaldos build is the best I can think of, the guy really had all the physical gifts. fast, taller for a forward, can jump ridiculously high, strong on the ball. Im drawing a blank trying to think of a better build, fatnaldo was pretty fucking fast and taller for a forward too. Fernando Torres during his Liverpool days had a pretty optimal build too.
>>66475720
perfect for an epl striker
>>66465549
By not calling it soccer, you amerilargewaistline
Messi
>>66476195
Well I know having AIDs doesn't help
>>66475640
aliums?
aliens
The best players are agile, nimble manlets.
>>66465549
dumb frogposter
>>66476195
>mfw a fookin prawn exhibited autistic rage on the internet near me
>>66475522
Feats in the most classic sense like Blind-Fight
Combat Expertise
Improved Disarm
Improved Feint
Improved Trip
Whirlwind Attack
Combat Reflexes
Dodge
Mobility
Spring Attack
Exotic Weapon Proficiency
Improved Critical
Improved Initiative
Improved Shield Bash
Improved Unarmed Strike
Deflect Arrows
Improved Grapple
Snatch Arrows
>>66465549
to snatch the balon out of the air with the starboard side of one's todger and bring to rest upon the supple desso grassmaster surface of the king power stadium
Lads imagine Ronaldos body and messi brain
>>66486915
GOAT
>>66486915
Messi has exactly the body he needs to have.
>>66487005
Yes he is. Why change anything?
>>66488130
>this entire fucking post
>coupled with THAT flag
No one England took the Falklands from you fucks
5'7 for dat low cente of gravity, a stocky, yet lean build for speed and endurance, autism to be completely focused on the game for an entire match, and a taste for sprite to help quench your thirst at halftime
>>66488340
>and a taste for sprite to help quench your thirst at halftime
>>66488315
I understand if you think he needs a tall muscular body to be amazing just like in your beloved cartoons.
But actually, his type of body makes him much better for explosive runs and dribbles, plus his low center of gravity is the main reason you see guys two heads taller unable to bring him down and failing their tackles.
>>66465549
did someone say USA thread?>>66488009
>>66488436
What would the optimal feats be for a shitposter?
