UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
MMADIGEST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDS2KwSdEc4
NEWS:
>Jon Jones Arrested
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11326104/jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation
>Hendricks vs Gastelum @ UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11324274/johny-hendricks-vs-kelvin-gastelum-in-the-works-for-ufc-200
>20 posts too early
>Overheem
BIG
JONES JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKIN'
>>66465372
BEN
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/updated-ultimate-list-of-sherdog-classics-memes-and-legends.3209641/
who team felon here
>>66465413
ROTHWELL
The DC meme is the p4p top meme in heem right now.
>>66465443
>felon
he a gud boi he dindu nufin da popo be racis wit jon mayne
>>66465473
>wife's son
Heem urself my man
>>66465473
arrange some quality time for your wife's son with her bull
>>66465562
call him a nigger and vote trump
>People call this hot
Look at this ugly fucking mug. This is even with her wearing makeup.
Why do people pretend she's attractive? Her fake tits?
>>66465419
FUCK i remember positive balance. me and him literally thought BJ was the greatest of all time back then
feels bad man
previous thread isn't at limit and this one is off topic
we deserve deletion
>>66465680
She's a 10/10, and I'm sorry you can't appreciate that.
>>66465419
1 heem meem = 15 Shertard memes
>6x steaks a day
>Neetrex
>Joe Rogan at the market (electrical interference) stolen from /b/ that Cerrone replied to
>Schaub
>Sageposting
>Trump and /heem/ alliance
>Rogan posting
>Onnit
>>66465396
>>66465760
If this is your taste you should walk around an American trailer park. You'll find plenty of genetic trash like her.
>>66465780
>that cerrone replied to
link?
>>66465500
dc is like a never ending gobstopper but for memes
he had the jones shit talk mk 1
then the cake dance thing
then the laughing gif
and now the jones homo shit talk
hes p4p top 5 with memes
THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE MEMES
THEY JUST HATE JON JONES
Just stepped out of the sensory deprivation tank.
About to hit the kettlebells.
My Dana's wife's bf's Jon Jones just asked to borrow my car keys, do?
>>66465869
It's unfortunate that you have such shit taste.
jon jones dindu nuffin
>>66465954
>not taking alfabrane before workout
for shame
>>66466065
>crash
THEY JUST HATE JON JONES
>>66466065
I'm in the same situation.
>>66465954
and after that stare at a picture of Ronda Rousey and have a little cry session.
Now this is shitposting
Big kicka mule
Dipped in hot cotton
Make water like candy
And a fever like mine
Big boiler
Make rotten grey matter
not spoiled like the child who pops them two at a time
my mum's daughter's brother isn't carbing the fack up, what do i do /heem/?
fucking hell lads has heem finally lost it?
>>66466092
>my wife's dog
Uh oh poo poo
My wife's son just got exposed and lost the tile, is he still my boy?
>>66466147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
>>66465473
>>66465506
>>66465553
>>66465562
>>66465592
>>66465637
>>66465722
>>66465736
>>66465818
>>66465983
>>66465995
>>66466065
>>66466092
>>66466144
>>66466152
End your lives
>>66466065
hold on, let me ask my wife's bull if it's okay. I'll tell him that it won't affect the portion of my paycheck that goes to him or my wife, so it should be fine
push comes to shove you can chill in my shed, but I usually hang out there when my wife needs some 'quality time'
wow there's a lot of married people on heem hey?
>>66466147
this is what the faggot OP gets for starting a thread too early
>>66466171
get in my guard bro
>>66466171
Get in my guard then we'll see
Guys my girlfriend of 3 years just saw me watching presser for 197.
She told me that me watching her getting pounded by Boris and cleaning her afterwards,having Cristiano Ronaldo as my favourite football player and watching sweaty men roll on the floor was quite a good indicator about my homosexuality but that hearing some "fat black ex-navy seal" talking about sucking other guys dick is just too much and that I don't leave her any other options than break up. Help pls.
>>66466171
And Mackey skates clean? This guy... this guy is just pissing... just pissing all over us, and we just smile and lick it up? Vic Mackey kills cops! He... he deals drugs! He beats suspects! You know what he did yesterday?
He... he screwed my ex-wife with the sole purpose of making this investigation seem like a personal vendetta. He may have assassinated a gang leader. And that's just all in one day. I wonder what he's going to do today. I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow. This guy... this guy is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SWVnzFD.jpg "images[1].jpg")
my wifes bull just told me to get off the internet and go buy him some milk and condoms
pic related its the bull
When is Paige getting her title shot?
JON JONES!
GET YA DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M WAITIN' FOR YA!
>>66466266
When she isn't an overrated whore, so never.
>>66466246
>and go buy him some milk
I go through 6L of milk per week.
guys, my girlfriend lost her bantamweight title back in december and felt suicidal but the thoughts of her having my children alone are what saved her. however, i'm just not ready for this time of commitment and i'm scared she'll balloon up like a fat cow, as she has been doing for the past 3 months, advice?
Guys Frank Mir here. Chael told me about this place. But he posts on another board. I'm having trouble with my wife. She was formerly a stripper and I met her while working security. After losing to Mark she said she couldn't be with me. No respect for a man who gets "heemed" as you say. She wants me to either sleep on the couch or move out. But I've grown to love her two children a boy and girl, raising them as my own and having two children with her. What do I do? Thanks.
>>66466109
kek
My ex-wife's gay son who I'm raising just told me his favorite fighter is Daniel Cormier
>>66466373
what contains ur milk senpai
>>66466404
my gut?
>>66465332
>that webm
lmao, the fuck is this
what is this autistic dance, what is this autistic girl doing kek
>>66466334
you fucking bitch everyone knows Paige is waiting until marriage
Do you guys really think Yokai Watch is the Pokemon killer the media hyped it up to be?
>>66466149
>tfw you just reminded me Ghost is back
Shit man I've missed the past two days.
>>66466462
I wonder if Paige would work as a ring card girl along with fighting.
>>66466462
"I literally started training MMA because I wanted to fuck fighters. I also fucked my dad when I was a teenager."
-t. Paige Whore Zant
Guys my wife's Hawaiian son won't stop eating my food. Wut dp?
>>66466528
I can smell the trailer trash from here
>>66466528
I never told mom about that fight.
is fedor the GOAT?
>>66466743
Best can crusher of all time.
>>66466729
Disgustingly vulgar display.
Who /Officer Jon/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKj0ZqhaBIQ
>>66466393
frank ;..;
>>66465419
>Sherdog
I haven't been there since the Gerbil was still updating his Connection Rio blog; funny thing is, is that he is now my professor.
>tfw UFC 200 is shit
>tfw just got my taxes done and I owe money for the first time
how the fuck is hector lombard making lw lmao
>>66466796
You all laughed at me claiming my wife's son as a dependent, but aren't laughing at my tax return.
>>66466796
I read this headline to my wife and we both laughed
that's hilarious
>>66466773
WEC must have just hired local strippers or something.
>>66466796
>tfw owed $400
Also what in the fuck is going on in here? You niggers are normally pretty fucking retarded, but man this is something else.
>>66466831
>>66466831
hes off the roids for good senpai
>>66466831
(You)
>>66466796
>tfw the better you do fiscally the worse they get you on tax day
Fuck me. I need to find a wife that already has a son for some tax breaks.
>>66466831
You can take anti-roids to shrink down a bit
>>66466796
stay cucked wagie
>>66466881
Honestly I don't understand why you wouldn't do that, unless you're trying to come off as classy or something
Baffles me that UFC bothers with """"official"""" ring girls
Who will get further?
>>66467054
I'll heem them both
>175 bucks for cageside for Fight Night 88
hmmmmmmmm i might take up that deal
>>66467123
I've had this happen a few times to me recently
is fight fan danaspeak for cuck?
>>66467180
>Fightfan
>Dana speak
eyl casual
>>66467052
They actually get tested before use
>>66467052
who knows, I'm actually surprised that since Ronda's popularity blew up that there wasn't a ton of feminists getting angry that ring card girls still existed.
>>66467156
I don't know if any of you saw it but damn Mark went nuclear this morning on some dude.
>>66467156
>>66467265
Mark Hunt is a fucking gigantic pussy
>>66467225
theyd just be another bunch of feminists angry that the original feminists cost fellow women jobs
>>66467289
So you're the one he went off on? You okay Ray Kim?
>>66467309
oh damn so they cancel each other out.
>>66466729
someone should have given her a better explanation of the job than 'it's just like your stripper routine, but with a placard'
Can we discuss the matchups mentioned in the previous thread? They all look quite good to me (me).
>>66456065
>Strickland vs Breese (UFC 199)
>Esparza vs Lima (UFC 197)
>Alvey vs Theodorou (UFC Ottawa)
>Bosse vs O'Connell (UFC Ottawa)
>McCrory vs Jotko (UFC Ottawa)
>Garcia vs Covington (UFC Ottawa)
>Aubin Mercier vs Gouti (UFC Ottawa)
>Ivanov vs Copeland (WSOF 31)
In particular, The first 4 really stand out.
>>66467297
Let me see you conduct your business when you get manhandled by Nate and Frankie.
>>66467397
should be spicy lad, McCrory vs Jotko winner can become a top prospect at MW
>>66467297
>lose to Nate at 196
>lose to Nate again at 200
>lose to Frankie at UFC: MSG
>jump to 155lb
>Aldo follows
>lose to Aldo
>retire a broke husk of a fighter
>>66466147
There's just not enough to talk about considering the good ufc events are still on their way
>>66467436
steroid convention
lads my wife's bull told me to stop laughing or else I'll be on snacky cleanup duty for a whole month, can you go easy on the dank memes?
>>66467479
can't wait. Conor will be a pawn to help push fight pass within 2 years.
>>66467479
>lose to Frankie
>>66467366
"beating me and my brother with a broom handle is so bad"
"omg raping my sister repeatedly is terrible"
"he used to crouch over me and GNP me and that's why I can't GNP guys nowadays"
"he used to keep hitting me and that's why I can't finish guys without walking away"
"I saw the grim reaper"
god what a pussy
>>66466769
>Cro Cop
>Arlovski
>Mark Hunt
>cans
>>66466467
I don't see it happening. Pokemon is to big to overcome.
>>66467500
lmao i know that feel bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfL9ovYOJFA
>tfw you are at a strip club and realise that you missing a UFC card
>>66467534
Nope, not definitely not okay. Here's a website to help you cope since I'm not sure what part of Canadia you are located in.
http://www.suicide.org/hotlines/international/canada-suicide-hotlines.html
>>66467554
Arlovski had a glass chin.
Mark Hunt is a striking specimen but can't hold his own on the ground and Fedor knew that.
Cro Cop is Fedor's only noteworthy win.
>>66467630
lol america
>>66467509
fuck you Tom Cruise guy
>>66467479
>lose to Nate again at 200
>>66466796
how does someone even manage to think of someone spending 80k so fast
>>66467456
Could you imagine McCrory going on a title run? That would be beautiful.
Strickland vs Breese... man, love that matchup, both young big welterweights with high level striking. Whoever wins that is going to get those juicy top 15 matchups.
Also gonna start sending my prayers to Smiling Sam to end Elias Theodorou's corporeal existence
>>66466172
kek
>>66467653
>those wins don't count because he exploited their weaknesses
What retarded fucking logic is that?
>>66467589
>>66467589
>>66467589
stop posting this kind of shits because it's late here
>>66467653
>big nog
>not a noteworthy win
Pick |-1|
Why are the GOATs at LW all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. BJ Penn
3. Benson Henderson
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
>>66467811
>those wins don't count because fighters who have weaknesses that you can pinpoint from a mile away are obviously not that good
Were you dropped on your head as a child or are you just a mentally challenged Abo?
>>66467589
is this the endgame for lonely betas?
>>66466467
>>66467556
I used to love Pokemon.
Chansey is, by far, the best Pokemon to own IRL though.
>>66467950
Saku gotta make the list surely
https://www.fb.com/video.php?v=1105941942784168
Top 5 wins that don't count due to unsportsmanlike exploitation of an unpatchable weakness
>RDA vs Cowboy
>Pettis vs Cowboy
>Miocic vs Arlovski
>
>
>>66467955
So now AA and Hunt aren't good fighters?
Any fighter that has a notable weakness isn't good and unless the fighter is perfectly well rounded it doesn't matter if anyone beats them?
You're being silly honestly, since Fedor didn't sub AA or stand with Hunt he didn't beat them according to you
That feel when DC paid cops to fuck John up
>>66468050
>Duffy vs McGregor
>>66467950
m8 aoki got embarrassed in the US
>>66468008
can someone post a normal one for comparison
>>66468090
I'm saying that once Fedor fought in an organization that promoted actual talent he got crushed. Not because of age or his opponents PED abuse.
>>66468163
>lost to Gil Melendez and Eddie Alvarez
How embarrassing
>>66465680
random miesha thoughts
nice ass, cool hair, but a schnozz that that should be nicknamed "target". fake tits added a few pounds to her weight - not too smart addition. vs coenen was boring as watching shit dry - the only way she won was by choke. she's a scrapper and has heart - she's improved greatly since coenen but holly took it easy on her and she won that fight the same chump way she won her strikeforce belt. she's always had sex appeal; she's never been pretty. butterface 4.5/10. discounting the fame/money factor i would bang only after 18 beers in 3 hours. for some reason i take great joy when she gets gets it in the nose
Would any non-dicksucking male ever shave his beard like this? I mean look at that fine tiny strip on his upper lip.
>>66466467
>>66467989
Miltank my man. Would never have to by milk again
>>66468341
all black guys do that
kimbo is the only black guy in mma with a non-shit beard
>>66468341
UFC 200: Jones and DC 69ing in the middle of the cage
>>66468402
>>66468322
Yeah he lost to two of the best of the new breed in Bigfoot and Werdum, and got KOd in a wild scramble by Hendo but that had absolutely nothing to do with the promotion he was in or what talent they were promoting.That doesn't even make sense honestly. You're a weirdo.
>>66468514
fuck, bones really bulked up
>>66467492
>based werdum
>roids
fuck off cunt
>>66468476
holy shit lmao
>>66467297
I guess business doesn't sleep because it taps first?
>>66468533
It makes all the sense in the world if you aren't a blindfolded Fedor nuthugger. Pride had an extreme amount of scripted matches and Don Frye(one of their big draws) has confirmed that on numerous occasions.
>>66468223
>>66468686
So Pride was scripting it so that a Russian with no charisma was smashing all their big stars instead of Fujita or something?
I'm not a massive Fedor fan honestly I just think it's retarded when people think he was a shitter just because he lost eventually
>>66467297
CONFIRMED FOR FIGHTING DC
>>66467509
>>66467679
heem urself cuck
WE GOT A MEME FIGHT
Elias Theodorou vs Sam Alvey at UFC: Ottawa
>>66468341
I just saw the reflection, jesus christ you memers
Joe Rogan on McGoober Diaz rematch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvTJGoa1q8
>>66469505
rogan says conor and nate were the same weight on fight night
>>66469563
Joe Rogan is a thick cunt what do you expect
>>66469563
its funny that casuals think Conor "gained weight" for that fight
>>66469939
He was prolly bulking up a bit to fight RDA, but only an idiot would believe that it was a welterweight fight. They're both lightweights.
why joe rogan hates aldo so fucking damn much?
I never saw him talk about him without offending him
>>66469505
>9:22
>it's a Joe Rogan talks about how stupid the 12-6 elbows rule is and explains how it got made because of karate brick-breaking shows episode
My wife doesn't understand that a new puppy has to respect you as the alpha. When it looks into your eyes, you can't avert your gaze, you have to prove to it that you are the ultimate authority.
How can I get her to understand this? Our older dog does whatever the fuck I want, but she lets the puppy jump all over the place and do whatever it wants.
>>66469505
Is anyone not a mothercucker to Joe?
joe rogan talking shit about cyborg roiding then goes back to talk random stuff about fucking holly holm and ronda rousey like they are the nattiest natties in the world, wtf
>>66470400
I remember him talking about that during a FOX broadcast.
>>66470378
>>66470542
the guys a thick cunt with heavy biases, not really news
>>66470648
He has literally mentioned it on 1000 occasions.
>>66470449
looks like your wife is the alpha bud.
Bros how do I achieve Vitor mode?
>>66470648
>during a FOX broadcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxYSleOX6c
>>66470973
Stop trying
Vitor is +250
Why shouldn't I put my life savings on him?
Romero was able to rock Jacare
>>66470973
>>66471027
>>66471000
No one cares about that video. Why did you even reply to me with it? Cause I said FOX?
>>66465500
>flag
>topic
Not surprised
>>66470973
First thing you gotta do is no for gay jesus
>>66470973
crush and snort the body of christ
>>66471087
>tfw you get btfo
>>66470973
Designer peptide "supplements"
>TFATK tour is coming to my city
>want to buy ticket but have no one to go with me
fug
>>66465760
I wouldn't go that far. Do you know what calling a woman 10/10 means?
**SMACKS LIPS**
JON, I AM WILLING TO SUCK YOUR DICK IN THERE, CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
When did /heem/ turn into /wwe/?
>>66471065
Because no steroids
Nah, Just kidding, Curitiba is the doping capital of hueland, they'll both fight juiced to the gills
>>66467054
Nigga Fili has already been heem'd multiple times in the Octagon. Weak ass beta male.
Garbrant is aight. I'm not on the hype train at all, but Almeida is a huge test
>>66471313
It'll turn back once Rory/Wonderboy fight then change again and stay /wwe/ for a few more years
>>66470395
that unexpectedly made me laugh pretty hard
is cormier dick suck posting the spiciest meme of 2016
https://twitter.com/TWooodley/status/714633566236217344
>@TWooodley
>The police officer that pulled @JonnyBones over is the stereotyping, targeting,profiling, harassing type that give good officers a bad wrap
>>66471592
Women's Day is cancer
>>66471634
It's 2016 already? Since when?
>>66471649
Does Tyrone ever say anything of value on twitter?
>>66471592
kek
this just in --- cyborg is officially a man
>>66471744
Does anyone ever say anything of value on Twitter?
>>66471867
yes
#freejonjones
>>66471867
>>66470915
no the pup jumps all over her and bites her and shit
>>66471977
UFC should be giving Jones random driving tests desu
I just feel so sad
>>66471743
Big Ben is gonna heem JDS at the end of the 2nd and we will be graced with another GOAT-tier interview. He still won't get a title shot though. Cap this post.
>>66471980
Sage is either a very subtle troll or just naturally retarded.
>>66472164
I guess we share something in common at least
>>66472164
He's a 20 year old from Texas who grew up in a fundamentalist household with his dad living through him. He's not smart enough to be winding us up.
Smart money is on him being a government project gone awry
>>66467297
Conors out. Artem is in.
Artem va Nate UFC 200
>>66472438
are they going to duct tape Nate's arms to his sides to make it a fair fight?
NIIIIKIIIII DIAZZT EEEEEEEEEEE
Is Neil Magny vs Hector Lombard on the spicy banger list?
>>66472560
Lorenzo vs Mighty Mouse, who wins
I guess this confirms the rematch
>>66472652
Lorenzo by plantation ownership
>>66472805
that shirt rockhold is wearing holy shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOqsUPimRKo
HE'S GOING ALL OUT
>>66472805
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66472672
What do you think the crotch part smells like?
>>66472940
I enjoy his videos desu lad
everyone is on the gas m8
>>66467479
> loses to frankie and aldo
He clearly would lose to Marcus Brimage if they rematched as well, right? One loss, never any good, all a fluke etc.
>>66467374
She looks like she has only one really long tooth
>>66473267
non cummy eye we meet again
>>66465680
If you were a grown man you'd know that personality > looks
>>66472672
I don't think it's wise for Goober to revel his secret supplements publicly. Someone might take note and become the next MMA sensation.
>>66466171
Is this the cure for the c.uck meme? Mass saturation?
>>66472672
I'm not that much a McGob fan, I just like how he sells fights. But I will literally cry if he loses.
>>66472940
>you were born just in time to see a pissed off australian vegan cyclist shit on the entire world from his tweaker shack to a decent sized audience
feels good
Jones won't make weight (because he's in jail).
>>66473420
Those supps are not fda approved and have been known to have banned peds in them.
The fighters dont take them. Smart fighters anyway.
The DC v Jones and Diaz v McGregor fights are so one sided they're only worth watching for the 0.001% chance DC or McGregor actually win.
Miesha vs Rousy 3
Holm vs Rousey 2
Borg vs Rousey
Which one do you want more senpai?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BPx4ypN.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>66472940
Could one Luimarco defeat Durian (no bananas)?
>>66473550
DC v Jones, maybe
McGob vs Diaz maybe not. McGob rolled into Diaz's straight and that rocked the shit out of him. He was winning until that point.
>>66473553
Borg vs any. Either way itll be a fucking massacre
>>66473449
brings the best memes
you're on the gear kant
>>66473553
How stupid do you have to be to think Miesha vs Rousey isn't going to be the same shit again? That Rousey is going to advance like a shithead and rely on her Mike Tyson striking anymore.
>>66467156
>would of
Not you too, Mark.
>mfw I'm on the gas and could /heem/ every here
>>66473584
>He was winning until that point
maybe but he sure didnt survive round 2 and rounds 3,4,5 would not have been nice for Gooby
![1459304487390[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/noc6gPB.jpg "1459304487390[1].jpg")
>>66471346
wew lads fresh memes
>>66465332
>>66465332
>strong, virile black bull getting heemed by a fat bald white neckbeard
yes...
YES
TEAM ROTHWELL BABAAAAY
>>66473661
I'm a fully natty brah carbed up vegan and I'll choke you out easy
