Kickoff starts in around 30 bings
Come watch Harry Redknapp's Jordon get BTFO
>>66450790
Australia r gay
Lineup for Australia
roosterman, you here m8?
how come scouting in anglo countries is so dogshit?
mooy and rogic are the only 2 good players from this generation, and no one wanted to bring rogic to the EPL or mooy there either. they're both good players, i dont understand.
We only need a draw and if Jordon loses they will still pretty much get into the next round
>>66450837
>scotland
>not anglo
top b8 faggot
I hope we lose, fuck soccer
>>66450848
>scotland
>anglo
You're fucking retarded
>>66450837
mooy is shit. far too slow to ever be decent in a good league
>>66450837
We're too impatient. The Latins and Germanics have the ability and desire to build up the play with possession and short passes, but we're incapable of doing anything but sprinting down the wing to deliver a cross and MUH HEROIC DEFENDING.
It's the curse of our race tbqh.
>>66450837
Harry Redknapp is kind of representative of it tbqh. More interested in receiving 'bungs' or third party payments from transfers than actually coaching teams and drilling tactics and whatnot
>>66450837
We don't want your shit players, they couldn't handle cold weather because you're all a bunch of shrimp dick warm weather babbies.
I wish soccer was a contact sport
People from Jordan are charming.
>>66450887
go play sunday league retard, or dont.
>>66450899
Ok I won't but thanks anyway
Fuck Australia.
>>66450895
>Caltex
KEK, i just noticed it
>>66450926
congratulations, you're not an american
Score predictions lads. Go
Who /afl/ here?
Are we, dare I say it, going out of two international tournaments within the week?
>>66450940
7-11
>>66450944
even if we lose the worst that happens is that we go in a playoff for the next round
>>66450940
2-1
>live in an anglo country
>can't spell jordan properly
Stream? Is it on tv?
>>66450951
no we don't that's about the 2019 asian cup
is Soccer objectively the most boring code of football?
>>66450967
afl or gridiron for me
never seen gaelic though
>>66450964
Didn't read that correctly. Bit more nervous now after reading that
>>66450975
>gridiron
yeah good point, that takes it
>4 hours for 13 minutes of play
Can we get Giannou on?
Someone explain to me like I'm retarded how they pick the top runners up.
gave it 15 mins, this shit is insufferably bad
>>66450996
one group only has 4 teams so for the rest of them they pretend that you never played the bottom team
itd be nice if we could produce one decent striker
Jordon is very defensive
good marking lads
>Arry
Is there any other national team other than ours which sold their naming rights to a large company? I'm kind of ashamed Australia did desu
>>66451010
They just don't produce for Australia
>4th on scottish premier league all time scorers list
>0 (zero) goals for australia
Fuck I hate Andy Harper, he is always talking up every little thing
>>66451037
scotland is shit tbfwyf. I don't remember him doing well with middlesbrough
>>66451036
The Icelandic national team sold their naming rights to a British discount grocery chain
>>66451036
its been qantas socceroos and qantas wallabies for a long time so its not as noticable I guess
bigger nations don't need to put them in front of the name like england and vauxhall
Will Smith score a goal?
haven't really been that impressed with mooy desu
>>66451062
Based Goosey
what spoort is this?
>>66451077
bathurst
>>66451083
based pantherman
>>66451083
>greek humour
>>66450942
Lad
>>66450790
>Jordon
>on
kys obesitychicken
>>66451068
Y O U
O
U
>jordanistan """""""goalkeeping""""""
>>66451068
>(You)
How long should i cook corn on the cob in the oven for lads
>wogball
>>66451103
Nigga, Barbi on the grill side or just boil it for 5 mins. Cover in butter and your golden m8.
>>66451103
7 minutes
What's your favourite sports photo? Pic related is mine
>>66451113
Are you Brian Redban?
>>66451112
No barby, will just boil it then i guess, cheers m8
>>66451103
Wrap it up in foil and microwave for 5 minutes. Just as good as roasting it.
>>66451113
you cheeky cunt
>>66451119
no I'm Brian Blueban
>>66451119
BASED CAHILL
and he coward punches the flag pole
>>66451133
Pmsl
Fukn based Cahill lads. Greatest player we have ever produced desu.
>english '''''''''''''''''''coaching'''''''''''''''''''''
so hard to believe the last time I watched the socceroos was the asian cup final over a year ago, fuck
>tfw playing cahill is like playing with 10 men but he's the only australian who knows how to score
>'arry deadcrap
how come these asian teams get clobbered by cahill scored from an unmarked position but never do anything to stop it?
>>66451152
>once record holder of most headed goals in the EPL vs. guy who sweeps the floor of the local mosque
>>66451159
>Le Sweeper Keeper
>>66451159
doesn't matter, heading is a remedial exercise, theres no sort of finesse about it, you mark the striker or you don't, and concede
Any of you nice Aussies have a stream I can use?
>>66451190
Please watch our sports
>Australia the lone white country keeping middle-easterners out of the Worldc Up
i hope the other Anglos are proud of us :3
>>66451190
mines in Arabic
http://reclive12.blogspot.com.au/p/live11.html
>>66451193
>poo peeland
>>66450837
Mooy couldn't hack it in the SPL, I'd doubt he would get on the bench for any EPL teams
>>66451209
He would boss it in Italy or another possession based league
![519898-warnie-039-s-life-in-pictures[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t3z9uR5.jpg "519898-warnie-039-s-life-in-pictures[1].jpg")
>>66451114
>poordan
>poonited kingdom
that was a nice goal
>j0rd4n
Ouch
Jordan really need to get one back
Would y'all be willing to give Jordan one to cuck North Korea?
>>66451175
kek
God I hope Brad Smith doesnt score, I dont want to hear all the liverpool fans here call him the next GOAT
>australia vs jordan thread
>not a single jordanian flag ITT
figures
Why is Jordan so shit away from home?
Anyone here played any trial games for saturday park league footy?
I have one this weekend
>>66451242
>mudslimes instead of best korea
fuck no
>>66451259
more difficult to bribe the ref to award your dives
that could have been a cheeky backheel goal lads
bring the greek on so he can grab one
>103 posts
>8 IPs
Kek, nice "growing sport" you have here
Anyone liking the team we're putting together? With a decent draw we're a good chance of getting out of the group stage in Russia desu
>>66451285
Seven pics, retard.
>>66451294
freshcunt detected
>>66451285
32 IPs dumbcunt
>>66451288
not until ange starts calling up jamie maclaren
THAT'S A FUCKING RED YOU PUSSY CUNT
good challenge desu
>>66451288
Best chance since 06, tbqh
kruse always gets clattered
fuck off kruse you pussy bitch
>>66450876
Then why do you cunts import so many niggers.
that's fucked up desu
>>66451288
no Cahill and we are impotent though
>>66451288
We desperately need a good consistent goalscoarer other than Cahill, I highly doubt he can carry us through another competition in two years time.
pussy sport
stream?
>>66451324
i'll fucking break your leg cunt
>>66451304
tfw don't rate Maclaren purely because I went to primary and high school with his cunty cousin.
You know it's a bad challenge when your own coach is going off his nut at his own fucking team.
F I V E
I
V
E
>try to delay throw-in by throwing second ball onto the pitch
>doesn't work
>get scored on
Jordanian """""""""""""tactics""""""""""""", everybody
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Trying to stall play by throwing another ball on the pitch the fucking sand nigger cunts. They are fucking disgraceful.
>>66451329
jamie definitely looks like a cunt ngl
poory pooknapp on pooicide watch
Should have been disallowed. There was another ball on the pitch.
REMINDER: Jordan is ranked 7 places higher than the team that defeated the US 2-0 on their last WC qualifier
>>66451346
Yeah and his cousin looked similar except he had a little poo smudge birth mark on his cheek
>>66451349
No, allowing the goal was fair punishment. They deliberately tried to stop play, only fair they get fucked over because of it.
this is why i hate playing soccer
too many dropkicks that just get mad when they are losing and try and break legs.
these cunts probably wont even give a shit about the scoreline a day after
>>66450871
>muh pace
Fuck off fifa baby
>>66451339
We definitely need to send Jordan home via EgyptAir
>>66451366
tfw i was that cunt
>Shitney can only draw 24k to a World Cup Qualifier
pretty pathetic, tbqh
>>66451376
No, that flight landed. Put them on Malaysian Airlines.
>>66451388
Its a Tuesday night tbf
>>66451388
Bare in mind it's a weeknight and they're up against a shit tier team.
Sup bros
how long until we beat england
>>66451353
wasn't that Guatemala?
>>66451388
nsw and qlders don't believe in attending games
see: nrl viewing figures vs. attendances
>>66451399
when we next play them
>>66451388
lol the ticket prices were ridiculous. $55 for cat c, $85 for cat b, i didnt check cat a but i assume its ridiculously expensive
>>66451403
yes hes a spastic ignore him
Thats how you tackle
>>66451388
>dead rubber
>rain in the afternoon
>Tuesday night
>vs some no name Middle East
>blowout guaranteed
>>66451415
I saw $20 for the cheap seats
>>66451405
aren't there some really small home grounds in the nrl though?
>>66451399
if thy play rooney instead of vardy & kane
>>66451353
>>66451403
>>66451416
Ignoring the fact you got the team wrong, the US lost 2-0 away since score that Australia lost away last time in Jordan
Also
>FIFA rankings
>>66451425
they get fuck all to sfs as well
>>66451425
They don't even fill those
>>66451249
thank your lucky stars that he's handicapped
Can anyone stop us lads?
>cahill with his feet
Champions of asia and soon champions of the world
>letting Jordan score
SACKED IN THE MORNING
>conceding to jordan
auscucklia is finished
ANGE OUT WHEN
Mat "LE NEUER XDXD" Ryan BTFO
>letting poordan score
Jordan with a small slimmer of hope
C'mon Dooley
>if holger was coach lucas neill would still be playing
>yfw
Job done lads
based frank lowy
>>66451498
fucking kill YOURself poosterbitch
>>66451487
Will our federation ever be brave enough to fire our Yuro coach?
>Playing England next
hope you like your ankles, lads
>>66451513
You need an American coach who coaches pretty and dominates for a two and a half seasons and then yes, they will fire your yuro coach
>>66451513
I thought your problem is even if you fire KM you still have to pay him.
>>66451513
maybe if you lose 6-0 two games in a row
why does kruse look like a crackhead?
>>66451530
Fuck
That guy already coached
Doubt he'd take it now
small head but normal sized features makes him look deformed
>>66451547
occam's razor
didn't just dominate but went 36 games unbeaten
>>66451564
there were plenty of draws m8
WILL JORDAN EVER RECOVER?
>>66451671
They will if the China can't beat Qatar, Oman can't beat Iran, either Iraq lose to Vietnam or the Philippines beat North Korea, and Kuwait does something that keeps them out
Jordan eat a dick you massive shitcunts
>>66451671
Will Jordanis an American character actor and stand-up comedian best known for his resemblance - and ability to do uncanny impressions of - television host and newspaper columnist Ed Sullivan m8
>wogball
neck yourself faggots
>>66451859
>Australian "sports"
reminder you could be watching
>based cricket
>based afl
>based nrl
>based lacrosse
instead of this ""sport""
Should have been 10-0 lads. Not good enough if we're gonna do anything of significance any time soon
>>66451881
>sports that should be purged from existence
Nah m8
>>66451892
greek or italian m8?
>>66451889
Let's see how we play against England
>>66451893
Australian through and through and ur letting me down with ur shit sports my man.
>>66451889
>>66451896
>we
where do you play lads?
>getting triggered by someone else watching a sport you don't like
Lots of intelligent, masculine and secure young males posting in this thread
>>66451899
I am mooy
>>66451898
yeah, but are you a greek or italian m8
>>66451904
English and scottish grandparents who came here over 100 years ago. Don't have to be a wog to realise our sports are trash.
>>66451911
grandparents isnt the right word (probably lineage) but im really tired ayy
>>66451911
>I'm not a wog, I swear!
>>66451904
Fuck off. Go watch Australia lose cricket games to niggers who shit in the street
>>66451911
live in Carlton m8?
>>66451922
>dat casual racism
Reminder women's cricket surpasses soccer in television views. This is a big step for women and big step for this country to embrace real sports.
>>66451916
>I need to validate my shit sports by calling others wogs
top kek brah
>>66451942
we still on for tomorrow night at lygon street lad?
>>66451979
>2 games
Yeah great sample size.
>>66452103
viewership literally increased so much it was shifted to channel 10 m8
these two games are the most flattering comparison for wogball
>>66451898
>>66451911
Is your name Lachy or Hamish? Did mummy force you to play soccer as child while the Big Strong Cricket/League/Rules boys laughed at you and called you a fairy?
>>66452681
>Big Strong Indian/Coconut/Ice addict boys
