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Come to the Bronx and say that to my face not online and see what happens.
#NYCFCULTRAS
>>66444347
this is why amerilardistan shouldn't be allowed to have football clubs
>banned for using smoke bombs
wew
>>66444347
>banned for using smoke bombs
>>66444347
>bottom right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
>>66444347
How can a team that only exists since a few years have "ultras" anyway?
>>66444347
me on the left
>MLS FANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6a-l_L-pDQ
>>66445242
New one
>traditional clapping chants
pottery
>>66445296
>>66444347
contributan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B_71KK02mM
>>66445223
They are all stooges paid by the arab sheikhs who own NYCFC to make the team look more "genuine".
>>66445296
>mfw they stole Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea chant
>>66444347
>not posting the OG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
I can't find it but that picture of the Crew SC fans with a smoke flare in the bathroom
>>66445296
There was an Arsenal song sheet going around a few seasons back. By the the most cringeworthy fans in the UK
>>66444347
This is exactly why soccer isn't taken seriously here
>>66445334
uncle is a baggage handler with Aer Lingus the benefits are godlike
Least embarassing MLS fanbase?
Montreal?
Houston?
>>66445495
Who ever has the least amount of fans i would imagine
Soccer is for faggots we can all agree that pussy poverty ball has no room in the states
>>66445387
Delete this.
>>66445495
montreal is a fucking gay ass bitch nigga province
>>66444347
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
The memory of this retardation will be like a scar in my brain for the rest of my fucking life
oh god they are so fucking terribly clueless
oh fuck
>>66445589
:( hey c'mon man
>>66445458
They're a decent bunch, I don't doubt it, but the ad is true cringe
>>66445387
not this one
>this fake british accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv4SpjMinlQ&list=PLA887C406DC24A15D&index=160
>>66445639
>>66445622
Eugh nvm what the fuck
>>66445495
Galaxy
>>66445639
I used to go to earhtquake games and this black dude used to sneak in flares and weed, dude was pretty based
STEP ASIDE FAGGOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWFCh0WNk_o
>>66445296
>blue ladies
>>66444369
>oh crud
>>66445757
>we don't give a crud
my national identity is slipping
>>66445757
>***songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game****
Everytime
>>66445757
Man that diskerud one pisses me off, makes no fucking sense at all
>>66445757
>were the new york boys(girls), making all the noise
>boys(girls)
>>66445757
>hipsters are ruining sports in your lifetime
>we don't give a crud
>>66444347
Plastic pikey cunts.
>>66445881
u mad we're taking all the betches?
>>66445757
>crud
That's the family-friendly crowd for ya.
>(SHOUT THE OPPOSING TEAMS NAME)!!!!!!!!!
>****CLAP****
never forget
>>66445942
Nice meme for ants you have there.
>>66445296
>(To The Beatles' 'Hey Jude')
>Nah, nah-nah, nahnahnahnah -
>Nahnahnahnah, New York
>>66445242
>>66445296
>>66445329
>>66445757
>>66445920
They look related
>>66446072
Was that from the riots that one year?
>>66446094
Yep
>>66446124
Who knew those uber-polite Canadians had so much pent-up rage and aggression in them?
Its worth the read especially the middle and second half.
>Drummers & Capos. These people are everything during the game and we take care of them. No exceptions. If a Capo or Drummer tells you something- pay attention. Capos need room to work at the front- they DON’T need you standing up there “helping”. If they tell you to vacate then do so. If you’re trying to start your own chant and they tell you to shut up- do it. They know what they’re doing. If you have an idea for a chant, find one of the gameday captains and see if they can convey it to the capos. Do not interrupt them while they’re working or go rogue trying to be louder than the capos. If the drummers start chanting “MORE BEER” that means they are out of beer. Yes it’s a fun chant but it’s a signal to everyone to get out a dollar bill or make it rain. Someone will be coming by to collect the cash to buy the drummers & capos beer or water or whatever else they need. If you’re dead broke, we understand, but please budget $1 each game to the beer fund. Also- do not touch the drums without express consent from one of the drum corps. Seriously, they will slap you if you touch their drums without permission.
http://stlouligans.com/?p=1289
Nobody
Likes
Us
We
Dont
Care
Were from philly fucking philly no one likes us we dont care
OUR YEAR
>>66446174
>mum can i have $1 for the soccer game
>>66446208
>implying that isnt legitimately better than eurocaves making monkey noises at blacks
>>66445757
>crud
>cup
it doesn't even rhyme senpai
>>66445757
>the crime infested polluted shithole of Jew Yawk
>>66446223
cup and fuck sound kinda similar, but there might be kids in the stadium so cursing isn't allowed
>americans will let a kid play grand theft auto with no apprehension, but will suddenly be up in arms if the kid sees a tit or hears a fuck or a shit
>>66446218
>this level of damage control
cringe is not sport specific
>>66446208
I didn't see that actually
Then again I don't watch the cancerous halftime show
>>66446252
kek, this is the epitome of internet autism
>>66445495
My only exposure to Columbus was other teams getting mad at them for not being 'le classy supporters' like everyone else.
>>66446356
And that is to say, they seem the last embarassing because of that.
>>66446223
All complaints should be directed to the forum m8
http://nycfcforums.com/index.php?forums/nycfc-songs-chants.28
>>66446174
I'd love to go and break one of these rules in this section, then when one of those little fags tries something put on my best cockney accent and say 'and who the fuck are you sonny boy'
Not because I'm a big man, can't fight for shit, but because I bet these little Brit-wannabees would suddenly lick my ass and suck my dick when they think I'm a legit cockney hooligan or something.
I feel sorry for you guys man, these London-wannabee yanks are not what Washington, Greene, Knox and the other great generals fought for
Why is Portland Timbers so cute and adorable?
>>66445296
>americlaps
>chile (gay)
>>66445387
I'm glad that there are people like this in the stands. Those professional athletes need to be reminded constantly that they need to do things like "come on", "go", and "win".
If your chant isn't telling someone to fuck off or done with the express intent of distracting the other team then you're a cuckold
http://deadspin.com/mls-threatens-fans-no-more-you-suck-asshole-chants-708117042
>>66445495
Houston
>>66446539
Biggest cringe in this thread
>>66446946
What the fuck did I just watch
Is there a story to this?
>>66447134
i thought james corden supported west ham?
>>66447134
didn't he used to waddle about /trb/
>>66447134
>>66447134
Damn, I feel bad for Blackpool.
>>66449078
That poor dog. God only knows what he's witnessed
The shirt is fitting
/r/ing that one pic of the MLS fans holding up a my little pony
>>66446356
same guy?
>>66449609
>>66447134
is this like a kids game rule where the Coach has to wear the uniform of the team like they did in little league. Poor guy is just trying to bond with his wife's daughter and get fit
>>66449759
They're full kit wankers. Imagine someone walking around in a full yankees uniform with cleats.
Would be fun to have a real international club tournament. If some '''ultras''' manage to go to Europe to see their team play against an european one they would be scared the fuck out especially in italia.
>My first match day in Germany was spent at a pub, after I learned the horrible reality of trying to buy tickets without a club membership. Now imagine a happy-go-lucky American college student, bright-eyed and fully-clad in FC Köln attire, walking into a pub full of excitement to see the FC Köln vs Borussia Mönchengladbach game. I completely understood the rivalry, but I didn’t understand how serious it was. I knew soccer was a sport of passion, but I guess the longing to finally be around fellow fans overcame that.
>There were two rooms: one for Gladbach fans, one for Köln fans. You would never know though because to my shock, nobody was wearing any attire. You know how when there’s an NFL game, everyone’s covered with apparel from their favorite team starting from their feet to the tallest hair on their head? It is not at all the same in Germany. I think there was one guy with a Gladbach scarf and he was hiding it under his jacket, only wearing it when the game was over. I soon learned that because most Germans are rabid about soccer, they would rather avoid any clash of passions, even on a match day at a bar.
>Your favorite team is part of your identity, and to show that part of you to someone is letting someone in, which you would only do in the company of other people who share that identity. The only people who would do what I did would be people actually going to the game; everywhere else, people wore normal clothes without a trace of fandom. So you can imagine the kinds of looks I got with my jersey, scarf and jacket. I also tripped over a chair trying to get to an open table, so that didn’t help.
http://bundesligafanatic.com/the-harsh-realities-of-an-american-bundesliga-fan-in-germany/
>>66445296
>the spic group is called brown bag
ayy
>>66445757
having to print the stadium chants has to be one of the most plastic/autistic things i've ever seen
>>66445915
>over land and sea, (and Leicester!)
>>66450090
they already play against the spics though, don't they have >muh ultras
>>66445296
>Clap, clap- Clapclapclap - Clapclapclapclap
>>66445975
>you weren't there for the crazy autsit utv shit
>>66447134
why does every U.K living room look the same
>wall mounted radiator
>cream carpet
>chocolate settee/sofa
>possibly a conservatory
>>66445296
>amerifats
>>66450661
My living room looks like that, I don't know why we do it.
>>66446980
FULL KIT
U
L
L
K
I
T
>>66446251
>there might be kids
Never understood why kids shouldn't swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xRZ4FF1IQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZN_4C1Wlp0
it's out of u.s. culture, period.
Americans do have passionate fans but in their sports and in their own way.
Like shouting to Patrick Kane"no means no", now that's proper.
And if you watch sports history highlights, their nfl is full of riots and fights but it's not an ultras culture, it's just pure fandom.
>>66450257
this is solid gold
but I guess the fact that out of al the European leagues he chose to follow the fucking Bundesliga should've been a dead giveaway that he's an autistic retard
>>66445639
>pitch
>>66445757
>>66450334
This is a team founded by the United Arab Emirates (same guys who own Manchester City), it has to be plastic.
>>66447134
Just noticed the picture of the dog on the wall lel
>>66451293
>NFL fights
>pure fandom
No, it's literally cholo gangbangers who use sports as a venue to utilize turf war. Looking at you, 49ers.
HOL UP
no one has posted the St. Louligans rules yet?
http://stlouligans.com/?p=1289
>Drummers & Capos. These people are everything during the game and we take care of them. No exceptions. If a Capo or Drummer tells you something- pay attention. Capos need room to work at the front- they DON’T need you standing up there “helping”. If they tell you to vacate then do so. If you’re trying to start your own chant and they tell you to shut up- do it. They know what they’re doing. If you have an idea for a chant, find one of the gameday captains and see if they can convey it to the capos. Do not interrupt them while they’re working or go rogue trying to be louder than the capos. If the drummers start chanting “MORE BEER” that means they are out of beer. Yes it’s a fun chant but it’s a signal to everyone to get out a dollar bill or make it rain. Someone will be coming by to collect the cash to buy the drummers & capos beer or water or whatever else they need. If you’re dead broke, we understand, but please budget $1 each game to the beer fund. Also- do not touch the drums without express consent from one of the drum corps. Seriously, they will slap you if you touch their drums without permission. (They will let your kid pound out a beat, but ask nicely first.)
>>66444374
Same in the English "Premier" League senpai, and the rest of Europe will follow the lead of the league that makes the most money
Remember, fans are consumers first and foremost!
>>66452941
This isn't real is it?
There's no way they enforce thos, r-really?
>>66450257
>jersey, scarf and jacket
Anglos truly lack all class
>>66446356
I don't know much about MLS, but what about Real Salt Lake and Chicago Fire?
>>66449746
holy shit it's the same guy
A team named after a energy drink company can imply another team is plastic.
>>66453168
he may be an amerifat but at least he supports his local teams no matter how shit
>>66453174
oy vey I am a dwarf and I find this cartoon triggering reported to the american outlaws
>>66453174
>There are people who are proud New York Red Bulls, Red Bull Leipzig or MK Dons supporters
>>66453199
What a guy
>Despising United with a passion
>Not being a supporter of Liverpool, City or Leeds
Most cringeworthy people on /sp/, and in football in general. If you support any of those teams, then hate all you want, if you don't, then shut the fuck up because you literally have no reason to apart from wanting to follow the crowd because you can't think for yourselves.
>>66445757
>(shout the opposing team's name)!!!!!
everytime
>>66453254
mediocre bait senpai
LGTSS
>american sports fans
>>66453342
>>66453360
why are they wearing manchester city's kit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNdbYWf9YUo
>>66445296
Chelsea do this on a regular basis.
NYCFC and NYRB hooligans clashing before the big derby.
WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAWJ6Ex_Kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPRDDPN4xg
>>66453815
Fucking hell that's my city
>>66454028
i'm sorry mate :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss
THE REFEREE'S A WANKER
>>66453815
They've been a football club for 1 year, why are their fans fighting? surreal desu
>>66454100
americans saying wanker triggers me everytime
>>66454220
>toronto
>americans
>>66454231
canadians and americans sound the same desu
The black girl is really hot
https://youtu.be/SwiZTPLxhls
>>66453133
Chicago Fire fans are too depressed to be snobs. We don't give a shit about being "classy"
>>66454279
Why are they so fat?
>>66454102
Because they are hardcore hooligans. Or at least.. thats what they pretend to be.
In America fatness is a sign of social class. The fatter you are the wealthier and smarter you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM9OMokh5CY
>>66454391
Tyler is a qt
>>66454100
B-But the game hasn't started
>>66454100
>saying wanker without a British/Irish/SA/Australian accent
>>66444347
Fucking Christ, europoors are so embarrassing.
>>66445296
it's cringe thread not a fucking squint thread cunt
>>66445920
but she's kinda normal looking i would have expected something more like pic related
>>66446208
but you can't even see uncle douchebag from coldplay. that was truly cringeworthy.
>>66449609
>The shirt is fitting
sure is. he's a cunt and he's in a palace shirt.
and he shops at lidl. fucking croydon.
>>66445757
maximum over cringe
>>66445757
(Shout the opposing team's name)!!!!
>>66444347
>cringe
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/03/02/2016-mls-supporters-group-field-guide-new-york-city-fc
>sports cringe
>90% of the thread is MLS
Not even shocked
>>66445942
>>66463803
>Songs and Calls: An echoing "Blue Ladiesssss" chant to fellow Blue Ladies members
this is what happens when you let women run your supporter groups
>>66464675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieWs0wo4PcI&list=PLVT15xKZtLrw0tBEhtdGoarnZLOzq98G6&index=4
>>66445223
Because they are memes.
>>66464309
>people still believe it was genuine and not just UTV being an attention whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT STOP IT AMERICA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>66445915
>over Leicester
top kek, eat shit faglords
>>66445296
>chants with a discriminatory, racist, sexist or homophobic nature are not acceptable.
FUCKING DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOdKd0sphss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4KUuqGirg4
all this "football is family" bullshit they've been doing. such an obvious attempt to deflect from the concussion stuff, which no real fan cares about anyway. just shut the fuck up Roger.
>>66475062
St. Louligans capos >>>>>>>>>>>chacarita barras
>>66446946
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAHAHAHAHAH
PLEASE I NEED BACKSTORY FOR THIS SHIT
>>66446946
reminds of that FIFA celebration where you fall down like a sack of potatoes
>>66445674
thats's pretty edgy considering they're mormons
>>66474943
sides obliterated
itt: euroboos making our country shit again
>>66445757
>take me to Bronx, that's where I want to be
>>66452941
no wonder wheir american football team left the city at the first possible opportunity
>>66445177
>>66444374
>allowing bombs, even the smoke variety, into your stadium
>the Iberian "first world"
>>66446356
>columbus team
>not having red and gray/black as team colors
>>66445329
>bro hymn
Sexist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya-brJrPab4
>man city
>>66479843
How embarrassing
MORE
BEER
>>66479047
the problem is not allowing smoke bombs or flares, but being retarded enough to wear a t-shirt of it and thinking you're some kind of badass lel
Not surprised it flew over your head, though
Habitat: Section 238, Yankee Bar & Grill
Visual Identification: Distinct HoO fitted hats
Defining Characteristics: They carry a chart with each member’s blood type.
Songs and Calls: “Proud of Our Name”
>>66480353
well said spanish bro.
>>66445757
N...Y....C ***clap***
catchy tb
>>66480384
Los Templados/NYCFC Hooligans
Habitat: The bleachers, the parking lot tailgate
Visual Identification: Orange Templado T-shirts, or NYCFC Hooligans skull bandanas
Defining Characteristics: They may or may not love a little smoke bomb from time to time (outside the stadium, of course)
Songs and Calls: Templados bring the noise with their drumming – and nobody has more passion
>>66444347
Pretty much everything in here is cringe:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/
>>66480414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqq9B8WCN7Q
fucking bedoya
>>66480400
>They may or may not love a little smoke bomb from time to time (outside the stadium, of course)
wow badass
>>66480400
>(outside the stadium, of course)
>>66480602
lololololololololol
>>66464675
Where were you when /sp/ won Big Brother?
>>66453224
>>66453174
>i'm going to stop liking a team because a diversified company with diverse sports investments owns it
>i give a crud what the team is actually called
>>66454028
>living in newark
>>66464675
>2012 was eight years ago
>>66480857
We are in the middle of a renaissance like Hoboken and Jersey City
Nothing wrong with Americans trying to get a football culture. Reason why copying European football culture is so plastic is because they seem to forget that football clubs started as small social clubs that poor factory workers joined after their shift at the factory ended and went on from there. The clubs are part of the fabric of the town and the people there.
American franchises couldn't be further from that. And that's not to shit on them for it, that's just the way it is. Americans just need to let their own culture grow naturally from that
>>66475062
>fede campino9 months ago
>a hitler le gusta esto
>Bastian Schweinsteiger113 weeks ago
>+fede campino pelotudo no sabes que hitler fue la mejor persona
>le crees a la tele y peliculas que hablan puras pelotudeses
>fede campino3 weeks ago
>+Bastian Schweinsteiger11 si ya se que fue la mejor persona y doy gracias a dios que eligió morir en argentina
>>66444347
But we've already got an entire dedicated /sp/ cringe thread at all time called /MLS/ general
>>66487072
they deserve 2 threads
>>66450661
Council houses la
>>66453371
>Dat swastika
