So fellow USA football (soccer) fans. When we get knocked out of the world Cup tomorrow, who are we going to throw our support to?
I've been thinking about this the past couple days and there's some obvious choices, we can stay anglosphere and support England, Scotland, Australia etc. Or we can come from left field and pick a eastern European country.
What's everyone thinking so far? I'm really leaning towards the aussies, great banter, they don't give a fuck about the sport in the country just like the usa, and they aren't full of diving niggers.
Non Americans: give me a reason to support your team
You have to qualify to get knocked out, Murica. If you lose you'll never even get to the World Cup in the first place.
We're going to qualify but I also support England
>>66438448
>South Korea in charge of semantics
Technically qualifying is still the world Cup, the tournament is the finals.
>>66438452
We won't win Tuesday, if we pull a draw were still out, it's over man.
>>66438444
Supporting Russia regardless. Fck the usa too many niggers here
Scotland have 0 chance of making a world cup.
I tend to support our next door neighbors in mexico. They also have good match banter and they've created some good memes too
>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PUTOOOO
Australia play Jordan tomorrow if you're interested, a draw is required to make it to the next round.
>>66438465
Stop watching RT you fucking cunt.
>>66438460
Technically you won't be out if you draw tomorrow, but yeah, the chances will be slim.
Nobody will watch the world cup here then lel
Get rekt ESPN.
>>66438515
>tfw E!SPN is about to lose a ton of money
Worth it desu
>>66438515
>>66438531
Hadn't thought of that, but you're definitely right
who in the fuck allowed this to happen? The national team is the worst it's ever been and we're about to be eliminated by a bunch of backwater spic shitholes
was it klinnsmann?
>>66438531
World cup rights don't cost the same in every country, its basically a buyers market in some places. I assume its like comparing the expenditure of CBS and our sports channel to show the NFL.
So is it mathematically possible for USA to be eliminated tomorrow?
>>66438601
It wasn't honestly wasn't Klinsmann, I don't like the guy but you can't lay it on him. It's players like Michael Bradley, who was a season from regular champions league football in roma, moving to fucking Toronto to make money
>>66438632
I don't think so no, but it'll be pretty much over with a loss, unless one of the other teams loses to the Grenadines
>>66438616
I mean it's not as big of a fuck up as ESPN spending like $800m for 5he exclusive rights of the college football playoff and then getting so few viewers that they have to pay back their advertisers.
But ESPN usually tries to shill soccer hard during the run up to the world cup, they'll be essentially forced to hype up Mexico lmao.
>>66438790
Yea it'll be alot of Hispanic broadcasters
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>Non Americans: give me a reason to support your team
We're the ultimate underdogs. We're such underdogs that we sometimes don't even qualify
>>66438444
>le corporate franchise model for sports and furbo development in the land of Burgerstan.
Stsy turds, fatties.
>>66439232
wew
>>66439232
>>66444325
sup /op/
>>66438452
Thanks american friend
pl..please support canada.. <3
You guys will not be knocked out this early, its impossible, for 2 reasons:
I just placed a bet on you winning tomorrow
FIFA wont allow it, too much money to be lost.
CREAM
I'll support Spain.
Im just going to do what I do every year and not watch the world cup
>tfw Guatemala will qualify for the worl d cup for the first time in history
We did it lads!
>>66444967
world cup doesnt take place every year idiot
>>66444985
So then the other 3 years I'm still not watching it?
Holy shit buddy obviously I know the world cup is every 4 years, and meant "every year the world cup is on", but either way what I said still wasn't wrong
>>66438444
The Fatherland. So much talent. Going to miss watching Lahm and Klose.
>>66438444
Whoever the biggest underdog is at any stage.
>>66445022
Mutt please, nothing German about you
>>66438601
>and we're about to be eliminated by a bunch of backwater spic shitholes
it shouldn't be THAT hard to turn a 2-0 around against a shit team, no?
welcome to not qualifying for a big tourament even though you really should, lads
>>66445326
We really shouldnt. Now I don't even want to qualify because the insufferable euroboo cocksuckers still supporting the kraut hack would get Btfo
>>66438444
>Tfw i'm going to be living in Switzerland when the WC starts
THE MIGHTY
Nobody, even if the US makes it.
Hopefully if the US doesn't qualify, fox (or whoever has the TV rights) relegates the world cup to their third tier network with only live broadcasts at like 4AM or whatever time games in Russia are played.
US of A is pretty much ogre. England and the Aussies have my vote, for the cheeky bants la
>tfw don't have to pretend to care about soccer for a few weeks
> not supporting our plucky manlet neighbors to the south
el shiggy
¡viva Mexico!
>>66438444
You can actually try supporting Poland t b h
>not a top team but has ambitions
>well rounded, balances qualifying group without one dominant big team
>few top players/few literally whos - they require teamwork
>entertaining murderball from time to time
>often seen as underdogs/good guys
And best of all:
>free trial during Euro 2016.
>>66446039
forgot to add:
>no foreigners in the team since importing "Poles by passport" meme died off after Euro 2012
>if they're going to drop the ball you'll know as soon as quilifiers begin to you'll have the time to switch.
Ill support Australia cause soccer over there is a meme too and they also call it soccer
>>66438632
if we lose then yes, we will not make it to the hex and not make it to the wc
>>66438515
ESPN got outbid for 2018 by Fox. Average World Cup game will still get more viewers than 95% of regular broadcasts so they won't be losing money. Advertisement dollar will drop though.
>implying the fix isn't in
>>66446109
this tbqh
Go Socceroos, your mere name is shitposting, we should all aspire to such levels of fuckery
regardless of how much "fault" is Klinsmann's, he's gotta go. Not making the WC with our horseshit competition is a national fucking embarrassment and heads should roll, getting beat at all by these tiny nations is a goddamned joke
>>66438444
>mfw Colombia cucks USA in the CA
When does the US play? Might watch at work if needed
>>66438494
>>66445804
lol if mexico were bros instead of being supported by the worst chicanoshits they might get support.
>not supporting the anglosphere
Japan because anime
>>66438501
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE SUPPORT OUR IRRELEVANT WOG TEAM BIG STRONG AMERICANS
literally neck yourself
I lived in Germany for a few years so I guess them.
Ancelloti isn't doing anything these days.
>>66438444
kill yourself my man
>>66448198
Except getting ready to coach bayern.
Who /seriouslyfuckingnervous/
The joking and shit is all good but if they lose tomorrow this could have a seriously big impact on US Soccer and the future for kids growing up.
>>66438444
Just go with muh heritage, whatever it may be
>>66438444
>who are we going to throw our support to?
>>66446088
>no foreigners in the team since importing "Poles by passport" meme died off after Euro 2012
lel, RIP in piece Obraniak
I got it lads
We'll threaten the Guatemalan government with carpet bombings so they'll have to let us win
American democracy shall prevail
