>Rooney
>Vardy
>Kane
>Struridge
>Welbeck
Do England currently have the best set of strikes in Europe? I can't think of another nation with more than 2 world class strikers - we have 5.
>Rooney
Griezmann, Martial, Gignac, Benzema, Lacazette
>>66422713
>Vardy
literally meme player
>>66422713
>world class
Come on mate, they're not world class but I do think that we're lucky to have 5 relatively decent strikers. Kane is a potential world class and the other 4 are all pretty good support for him but 5 is really pushing it mate.
>>66422713
>Forgetting White Drogba
>>66422725
deeney is a thug
>>66422713
What are their nicknames?
Wazza, Studger
Im assuming: Welbs, Kaney and Vards.
Is this correct?
>>66422748
Kaney, Sturridgey, Welbecky, Vardyy, Rooneyy
>Danny "Nii Tackie Mensah" Welbeck
Definitely better than Spain
How's Le Wandowski been doing lately?
>>66422766
>
kazza
stazza
welbazza
vazza
wazza
>>66422745
There's already 2thugs there.
I can never understand how an athlete can be considered world class when he's only scored a few goals in only one (1) league.
>>66422734
>gignac
>>66422713
Too bad Rooney and Welbeck will be the starters m8
Hart
Walker Smalling Cahill Rose
Carrick Henderson
Milner
Sterling Rooney Welbeck
>>66422734
O-OUI?
>>66422748
I've definitely heard Schmeichel refer to Vardy as "Vards" before.
WORLD CLASS: Kane Vardy Sturridge Welbeck Rooney
TOP CLASS: Deeney Berahino Carroll J-Rod Defoe Walcott
WOULD PROBABLY START FOR YOUR TEAM CLASS: Lambert Bamford Rhodes Wickham Afobe
>>66422713
>Welbeck
>Sturridge
kek.
>beat a shitty germany squad in a friendly and think they are the best team in the world
daily reminder that this happened
>>66423034
Lel
Maybe if my team was a team in Oireland premiership they may start
Lel
>>66423034
You forgot Charlie Austin you berk
>Welbeck
>Rooney
>>66423067
And Ings. Just can't keep track of all these GOAT brave English lads.
Don't get me started on the CMs. They are even more stacked
I literally can't tell which part of this is shitposting which is delusion and which is a mix of both.
>>66423118
it's a mix of both
last night was crazy here
>>66422734
>Gignac
>>66422734
I've never heard of any of those people in my life
>>66423124
I was actually out drinking and watched the game in a pub. The only thing that kept running through my head at the end was how delusional englel fans will get after this. Which will be even more fantastic when they get knocked out in the round of 16.
On a side note, how is your NT Alain? Will you beat us in the opening match?
>>66422748
Pooney
His Lord Vardness
FOR YOU
Studge
LELBECK
>>66423139
that doesn't mean much
>>66422713
truth is none of them is world class, they are just "e""p"l player after all.
>>66423140
>Romania
Do you even have a football team m8
>>66423176
Yes we do, and we've beaten you in 4 out of the last 6 matches. You haven't beaten in in 46 years to be precise. Somehow you tend to forget that for some unknown reason.
>England
Kane Vardy Rooney Sturridge Welbeck
>Germany
Muller Gomez ??? Kruse? Gotze? Where are all the German strikers gone?
>Spain
Costa Morata Nolito Paco Pedro
>France
Giroud Griezmann Lacazette Gignac Martial (Benzema RIP)
>Belgium
Lukaku Benteke Origi
>Italy
Pelle Insigne Immobile Eder El Shaarawy
France tbqh OUIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>66423140
its another case great team on paper but can they do well as a team (our 1st half against netherlands showed some decent things)
i hope we beat you, should be a good game anyway!
Why is beating Germany a big deal, didn't Poland beat them too?
>>66423230
Probably because you're irrelevant.
>>66423299
>good game
You're in a for a treat mon vieux, you'll see hoofball on a level you never even thought possible. That and we're really good at set pieces.
>>66423322
>irrelevant
Well I agree. On the other hand so are you.
>>66423325
Do you have a Fellaini 2.0 if you're that into hoofball!?
anyway i'll send your post to Deschamps thx
>>66423333
>being so irrelevant that 8 of every 10 threads made on /sp/ are about us.
>>66423351
Probably because this board has an assload of English posters?
>>66423351
Good laff lad
>>66423349
I have no idea what Fellaini 2.0 is supposed to mean. Tall goofy-looking mother fuckers who can't pass or shoot or cross and are always caught off-position? Our DMs are usually shorter but a bit better on the technical side.
All that matters is quality, not quantity
>>66422713
Nice b8 m8
>>66423034
Rhodes is Scottish pal
>>66423372
t. van der Suntzen
>>66423376
Remember when you Scots were gloating about poaching him and he wasn't even on England's radar and then he turned out wank?
>>66423401
Not Scottish, but i am a Rovers fan, so i know everything about Rhodes, even what his bumhole looks like
>>66422808
best post thanks for the chuckle
>tfw England might actually win something in your lifetime
>>66422713
>Old shitbag
>one season wonder
>yes
>not sure
>fuck no
>>66423057
>Scots so butthurt about England they side with krauts
>>66422713
Griezmann, benzema, martial, giroud, gameiro, lacazette, fekir, gignac.....
>>66423230
I literally don't remember ever playing Romana
>>66423578
You have to be 18 to post here lad
>>66423594
I think I'd remember playing half Turk half Slav mutants m8, nice try though
Kane is the future GOAT
>>66423611
Half Hungarian half Slav mutants you retarded ignorant pleb. Nice try tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1uEGt_eG8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGgRgpvMD3w
Honestly, you need to be 18.
>>66422713
>sturridge
>rooney
Bring rooney in as a mascot and leave sturridge in whatever island nation he is from (jamaica or england it's your pick).
>>66423578
Think he means this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/1661855.stm
>>66423641
That's some weak banter lad
>its a british posters try to banter because you historically crushed them at footy episode
Noice, seems like its not only the germans that are salty afterall
>>66422713
>no Heskey
Average Romanian, you have Turkic blood in you.
>>66423641
Lmao what an embarrassment
Why is it that all the Browns and middle eastern countries are shocking at ruggerZ
>>66423704
No we don't, that's a gyppo which is a completely different thing. Try reading something other than Daily Mirror once in a while.
OMG look at al the gyppos, look how black they are right? Post your NT see how many nigs you got.
![35-ani[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tahdUjg.jpg "35-ani[1].jpg")
Average romanian middle aged women, notice not aging like shit, no double chin and all teeth in place due to no shit genes and inbreeding like british people
>>66423715
>>66423713
>2 Romanians
Someone call Nige
>>66423719
>he figured it out
Woah call the presses
Anyway shouldn't you do something more constructive with your time before you hit 28 and look and feel like a 50 year old?
>>66423684
We already know England has the best front line in the world. Get in here, there's more important stuff to sort out
>>66423713
>this strange Romanian peasant knows what the daily mirror is
>>66423715
I can see the middle eastern in her eyes and brow, you're fooling no one
>>66423740
Beats being a nation of inbred looking retards I guess
>>66423719
>conquer half the known world
>be the epicenter of economy and culture
>win 2 world wars
>reduced to complaining about gyppos begging on street corners
>meanwhile entire English towns are being turned into Salafite emirates
>n-no i-it's teh Romanians NIGEEEEELLLL
What happened to you lads?
>>66423750
>>66423733
Shut up.
>>66423750
Dont forget
>Rich country on paper
>Meanwhile 90% of people poor as shit, starving and driving a ford fiesta into their 50s
its fucking terrifying just how poor the average populace is there, at least from what I gathered in my 8 days as a tourist
that england top looks so nice desu
>It's actually coming home
Never in my lifetime would i believe this, but now i just cant help myself.
>>66423761
From Romania, the country that Borat's opening was filmed in. Lmao gimme a fucking break.
>>66422784
>Kyle Lafferty
good to see desu, OUR WEE COUNTRY n all that
>>66423632
>half Slav
You wish.
>>66423762
Yeah but it would be better with blue/silver sleeves and had the same template as a bunch of other countries
>>66422742
I genuinely think Sturridge is better than Kane when he's fit.
Must be on the news in Romania that there's an Internet argument happening and all 3 internet users have descended upon this post to defend Romanians honour
>>66423772
Oh yeah a shithole is representative for like the entire country right? I guess Luton is representative for the UK right? Does your imam allow you to shitpost on a Faroese Whale Skinning Board lad?
>>66422713
>no Deeney, Austin, Ings, Berahino, Carroll and Bamford
lad pls
>>66423786
He isn't
Sturbridge can't do half of what Kane does, but he is probably an equally good goalscorer
>>66423772
Yeah but city folk usually drive premium cars, shitpost on premium internet with premium laptops and PCs and can afford to go out on the town more than once a week
>>66423780
no it would be better if england was 99% white then the pure white would be appropriate :')
jk but i do like it all white, looks classy
>>66423786
thats because he is
>>66423800
>ings
Rip
>>66423803
>romania
nobody cares.
>>66423778
>murriga
>knowing anything about anyone else
Sure thing lad
>>66423801
Like what? Kane is a better passer and a lot better in the air, what other than that?
>>66423818
All this british butthurt ITT says otherwise
Either way this is getting boring, if it makes you feel any better I'm actually rooting for you sad cunts
>>66423830
>romania
Nobody cares.
>>66423797
>>66423803
Britain's GDP per capita is 45k USD. Romania's is 10k.
We are worlds apart. Poor people here might drive ford fiestas, but the poor there push wheelbarrows collecting discarded fruit.
Don't fucking reply to me again, you mongrels.
>>66423820
You are literally all shit-skinned, brown-eyed Balkanite Turkling Gypsy fucks. Pic related is the average Romanian woman, that's no Slav, that's a Gypsy if I've ever seen one.
>>66423836
Make me stop. Protip: you literally can't
![andreea_perminov_cv_prezentatoare_antena3_stiri_engleza[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QReeEAn.jpg "andreea_perminov_cv_prezentatoare_antena3_stiri_engleza[1].jpg")
>>66423836
yeah you're rich on paper and starving in reality
we are poor on paper but getting along just fine in reality
hence the disparity between the cars we drive, you shitty rattleboxes, we entry tier premium cars
>>66423846
here
>>66423846
K lad. But srs, don't talk about any other nation on Earth, that's what always gets you into trouble.
>>66423860
I think you have no idea what the word "average" means.
>>66422713
Who can stop us? We already beat Germany btw
> Romania has cars
Mate you literally get around in a horse and cart, stop lying
>>66423892
>england has cars
You literally get around on a camel Akhmed.
>>66423884
You said all, retard
Also are you that communist american I roasted in the supercar debate a few weeks ago? Still salty over that?
>>66423900
>a Romanian calling anyone a communist
kek
>>66423911
nice deflection, we literally shot out communist leader
>>66423911
And that's what everyone means when they say "murrriga". You do know gommies were forced on us at gunpoint right? And it's your crippled ass fag FDR that was OK with it right? And that we literally staged a bloody revolution to end it right? And that it's been outlawed for 26 years right?
I'm kidding of course, you couldn't find Europe on a map
>>66423300
not in germany
>>66423946
Not in Poland either.
>>66423941
Now now, not all americans are so dumb that they cant name 10 of their own states, just the one you replied to
>>66423300
Because they won the worlds biggest sports trophy less than 2 years ago. Albeit undeserved.
>>66423899
Says the brown man
>>66423958
Who deserved that win then?
>>66423963
Hitler said were white though
>>66423786
Spotted the scouser
>>66423958
Yeah, but they also lost to Poland, France and Ireland, I don't see anyone crowning those countries as future champions.
>>66423965
Brazil
>>66423976
Honestly lads, what would you rather have, scousers or gyppos? Now you got both, but if you were to send one group to Romania, which would it be?
>>66423987
I like you lad.
>>66423970
Hitler was that desperate for cannon fodder
>>66423990
>but if you were to send one group to Romania, which would it be?
I wouldn't send any to Romania, instead send them both to the gas chambers.
>>66424011
not enough population for that m8
>>66422734
>gig-who
>jiroo
>karim al-benzema
>le fast black man meme
>OUIIIIIIIIIIII
(You)
>>66424074
not proving your point
>>66424136
How much clearer does it need to be, hitler buttered you up, then sent 370k Romanians to their death in Russia.
>>66424174
we fought side by side in eastern offensive though
Where did all these Romanians come from?
>>66424219
We have tremendous internet coverage so...
>>66424203
Only once you realised you'd entered a war for no fucking reason and that you were manipulated into doing so.
>>66424250
Still not cannon fodder
Also we wuz leaders n sheet
"I've been very impressed so have called him [Eric Dier] up with Drinkwater, who does a similar job for Leicester City. They're still in the shadow of Jack Wilshere, who did so well for us before his injury."
actual hodgson quote. wilshere is sitting in a wheelchair and is still preferred over these two. this is painful lads.
>>66423267
>Spain
>Costa Morata Nolito Paco Pedro
Thanks for the confidence, but except Morata, and maybe Nolito, the rest are pure shit.
Europe will know Aritz 'Goat' Aduriz, 35 years old striker, mark my words
>>66424289
What that is essentially saying is that the Romanians job was to take casualties for the German army.
Wikipedia can't outright say that because there'd be outrage from people such as yourself.
>>66424293
Is his for real? Fecking hell lads.
>mfw we storm through the friendly matches against the big teams, then lose to Wales and draw against Albania & Slovakia in the group stages
>>66424365
No what it essentially says is that we tried to defend german flanks but were shit fighters
>people such as yourself
Not a nationalist in the slightest, just love shitposting and gosh darn if I'm not good at it
>>66424293
Why not play all 3?
Roy is senile
>>66424399
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>66424457
>I was given ptsd by a romanian shitposter on 4chan
This flag is a wonderful thing, dream of me at night baby, ciao
>>66424504
Scuttle away little roach
Why do shit countries like Romania try to argue with better ones on the internet.
Are they really deluded enough to think that people have it better in Romania than in the UK or US?
>tfw England will never have a kit this based
So it finally started, I love how delusional the englel fans get a few months before a tournament, where they then are btfo during the group phase or RO16. I really hope you guys get to the RO16 so that >we can destroy your hopes of the title.
>>66424639
Happens everytime, they win a high profile friendly match it gets their hopes up, makes it all the funnier when they get fucked, i just hope we're the ones to bring them down to earth. Bale for a hatrick on the cunts
>>66424639
England will eventually get knocked out but let's be real, it won't be by fucking Austria. Just another meme who haven't played anyone decent.
>it's a romania outbanters brits thread
England thought they were almighty naming 3 decent strikers, get btfo by france. Top kek, keep em coming brits.
'no'
>>66423750
what street corner of london does your grandma live on fampai
>>66423230
Are that Romanian poster that was obsessed with England for 2 weeks after the qualifiers finished saying that the Romania team was miles better than the England one based on the fact Romania had beaten England at Euro 2000?
>>66423786
this
>>66423801
>>66423822
>kane is a better passer than sturridge
ayy lmao
the only thing kane has going for him is his heading ability. based dge is MUCH better on the ball, has better vision, is a better finisher, has pace, and makes much more intelligent runs.
kane is a better fit for woy's hoofball though
Remember all that talk going Into the world cup.
>Brit Mentality: It's our year la, football's coming home! Best strikers! 2014 WC Winners!!!!
>Reality: 1 point.
Aduriz is going to fuck some shit up
>>66425386
>le spanish rickie lambert
>good
>>66425246
Fat. England didn't even have any decent strikers in 2014.
>No Heskey
>>66425468
Wow, and I have to assume that powerhouse Costa Rica had a wide range of quality strikers around then right?
>>66423139
Kek
>>66422784
> Kyle 'Taig Crusher' Lafferty scored more goals than Memealdo.
zamora - GOAT
carlton cole - world class
lee hughes - contender
