This man completely changed the game. He fought for every ball, set up Alli for the easy chance that he missed and scored an amazing backheel. He just has to start every game for England, him and Kane. Sadly this might not happen but even Woy must realise this soon.
I refuse to support a team with a criminal in it. I'd rather us lose without him than win with him.
>>66414149
A true Englishman
>>66414149
>This man completely changed the game
No, mate.
Not as good as Rooney 2bh lads
>>66414149
how did that alli faggot miss? incredible
>>66414149
>this is the physique of the second best English athlete
>the best is Wayne fucking Rooney
>tfw i'll never be a cheeky chav from the pub scoring against neuer
This was a pity cap by Woy. Walcott will replace him on the final Euro roster.
lol @ starting rooney. it definitely will happen which is one reason why england will probably get out of the group then get promptly sent home.
rooney might score a tap in, rebound or pen though, so theres that.
>n 2007, he received a conviction for assault following an incident outside a pub, and had to play with an electronic tag fitted for six months, while his curfew also limited his playing time at Stocksbridge Park Steels.
>tfw i'll never be a cheeky chav from the pub scoring against neuer
>>66414186
We need a team full of criminals to be honest lad. No nonces though.
>>66414290
Rooney isn't the reason we fail at tournaments, it's that our defence and midfield and generally shit.
>>66414305
He was sticking up for his mate, who has to wear hearing aids.
just saw his goal lads
Fucking hell
>>66414149
>Alli
>>66414186
Enjoying a bit of pork doesn't make him a criminal m8
>>66414149
>Vardy subbed in
>Team instantly blessed with meme magic for the rest of the game
Fucking hell, Woy. Work it out.
Someone got webm of vardys goal?
>>66414487
We need to meme our way through the Euros
>>66414487
>Welbeck subbed off
Suddenly look like we can score goals. I feel like there's a correlation here
Welbeck and Rooney will lead the charge for England!
>>66414251
>>the best is Wayne fucking Rooney
>american pundits
>>66414515
reminder that kane and vardy will unironically be benched for this
>>66414537
frightening tbph. kane and vardy could have each scored hat tricks and woy would still bench them for wooney and welbeck when it comes to a competitive game
>>66414186
You need at least one to toughen the rest up, keep 'em on edge and stuff.
>>66414537
Nah, Kane will start, Rooney behind.
Vardy will be a super sub.
>>66414305
proper English heart
it's coming home abes
>>66414628
>rooney will start
when can I get off this ride?
>>66414149
>yfw everyone who played a leicester player choose to win
>yfw germany rejected huth
>yfw germany choose to lose
>>66414655
Roy isn't going to drop the captain, m8.
>>66414628
despite his miss, alli played better than i've seen wooney play for england in about 8 years. the granny shagger shouldn't play.
>>66414670
>tfw meme magic destroys tiki-taka forever
you know what to do, woy
>>66414435
Do you have one that includes Vardy mugging that defender? Had to be my favourite moment of the match.
It's funny, you can always pick out Vardy just by the way he plays. I knew it was him just because that move epitomized DAT HEART and doggedly never giving up.
>>66414615
>>66414655
I'm beginning to believe that Woy has seen enough to realise that Kane and Vardy are the no.1 and no.2 strikers. Rooney will be a bench option and no more.
>>66414691
please stop
is the vardy goal webm around?
>>66414722
You're wrong. Deal with it.
>>66414722
he's a senile mong lad. he'd start wooney, wilshere and wellblack at the euros even if they were all injured and messi, nerman and suarez turned out to be english.
>>66414782
thank you based Brazil
>>66414816
If Wilshere is fit he should start, he's fucking good for England, only a retard would think otherwise.
>>66414338
i said ONE reason. he doesn't perform in major tournaments any more, you do realize that don't you? how much dead attacking weight can a squad take on before it becomes a liability?
![1459028022751[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/zOyqASP.jpg "1459028022751[1].webm")
>>66414782
alternate
Vardy's career is a fucking movie
started from the bottom, got to Premiership football step by step through (mostly) sheer hardwork, man of the match against United, biggest escape in the history of the PL, beats record after record working with his best mate, earns NT cap and score with a fucking backheel flick against your biggest rivals
actually, if this was a script i'd watch this film multiple times
>>66414878
imagine if Leicester win the league and England the Euros
Fucking madness, 1 season doing more than men do in 15
>>66414895
was literally about to write this. That would be rather crazy. In fact, historic, as England never even won the Euro
>>66414149
fucking hell lads >>66410899
based churchy
>>66414859
Do you honestly thinking Roy is going to drop him for someone like Vardy?
I know Yanks are fat spastics, but the memes have gone too far.
>>66414895
>>66414895
I'd cry if both of those things happen, its so beautiful.
>>66414855
>If Wilshere is fit
this will never be true lad. no point taking someone to the euros who can only play 10 minutes
>>66414878
Of course an Italian would think of the racist as the hero.
>>66414895
pls do
i'll root for England if Italy gets knocked out early (not by the three lions)
>>66414969
rasheed my son
>>66414383
>look it up
>it's true
My hero. ;__;
t. hearing impaired
>>66414877
>Woy at the end panicking that he'll be under pressure to drop his pet Welbeck for Vardy
>>66414513
and henderson moved out wide, barkley in and lallana off...
>>66414969
calam down ahmed,
>Vardy will in all likelihood be a supersub
Tragic, but at least he is incredibly suited to coming on against tired legs, as we saw against Germany.
>>66414742
https://streamable.com/lf6e
>>66414969
(You)
>>66415004
vardy is fucking nails. i would be really scared of him if he walked past me in a dark alley, but for england i fucking love him desu. the hero we deserve.
>>66414877
i swear that goal was so sexy it literally gave me a boner
>>66414226
fuck off woy
>>66414877
I missed the match lads, can you rate the players on performance?
All jokes aside, where will vardy be playing next season?
Surely a big team has to swoop in for him, even if it's just for the boost in t shirt sales
>>66415175
>. i would be really scared of him if he walked past me in a dark alley
mate if you're English he'd give you a hug and a pat on the back
>>66415276
Fairly confident he'll still be at Leicester,
Mahrez probably will go, maybe Kante
>>66415232
Banged Status: Yes
>>66415254
Vardy: meme magic
Kane: mask magic
Rose: Solid performance
Alli: pretty good
>>66414877
I hardly know who this guy is, I don't follow "soccer", but that was fucking smooth
Vardy look like that friend you have that you have to be careful around at all times, like if you are drinking and somebody says some shit he will pull out his shank but everybody tolerates him because he is a good bloke 90% of the time
>>66415254
Butland - 5
Clyne - 7 (only because of his assist)
Smalling - 6
Cahill - 5
Rose - 6
Dier - 7
Hendy - 4
Lalana - 4
Welbeck - 5
Kane - 7
Alli - 8
Barkley - 5
Vardy - 7
Forster - 6
Feel like most people would/should agree with this
>>66414701
DELETE THIS
>>66415323
true
>>66415327
Agreed completely except Clyne who'd I put as a 4, even with the assist.
http://strawpoll.me/7194911
>>66415276
He's 29 and had a single good season in the PL where his goal scoring threat has tailed off towards the end. I can't see any of the Manchester clubs taking a punt on him, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea - Nah. Spurs maybe. Doubt he'd have the balls to go abroad either.
>>66414877
when that went in i started shaking so bad i could barely type chat shit get banged in the match thread
>>66415327
I'd give Rose a 7, I thought he had a really solid performance today.
>>66415327
>clyne - 7
>rose - 6
Opinion discarded.
>>66415327
Favorites were Rose, Kane, Alli, and Vardy
>>66415276
He just signed a new three year contract at 100 grand a week, says he'll see it out.
>>66415276
He's definitely staying at Leicester. He got a massive pay rise recently and he knows he's in a good place with CL football next season, I can't see him leaving. Of course if a team like Man U come for him then it might be hard for him to resist the urge to move, but I can't see Leicester will to sell for less than £35-40 million and that's a lot for a 29 year old with one great season.
>>66415392
>>66415406
You're right desu. My mistake
>Dad, who was Jamie Vardy?
>>66415276
yeah clubs will come knocking, but would he move?
he'll play CL next season and has a massive contract, i don't supposedly bigger clubs have anything better to offer
maybe if the clubs get taken apart with the likes of Mahrez and Kante leaving he'll consider it, but otherwise i can see him staying
Why don't England just start Vardy and Kane up top and meme their way to a World Cup win?
>>66415521
>Xavier
>>66415521
Don't be a fucking cuck and end your relationship. I bet Xavier has a BBC doesn't he?
>>66415521
>>66415004
>>66415175
>>66415277
>>66415323
he's honestly what england has lacked for a long time
someone who doesn't give a fuck and will do anything for the team because he genuinely enjoys repping the three lions
>>66414691
>>66414691
How is Rooney a suitable captain? First off, he's a moron. Like pants on head stupid. And second and more importantly, he's shit.
>>66415521
>long distance relationship with a uni girl
it's over, boss
>>66415585
>American
don't reply to me
>>66415560
i don't think she would sleep with him, she says she always sleeps on the sofa
also it's normal for her to hang out with guys because she says that female friends are "too much drama" so she has a lot of male friends, 80% of her uni friends are guys
i'm just concerned as to why she doesn't want me to come with her
>>66415593
They were foolish to ever play Rooney in the first place. Anyone with some Irish ancestry will never give 100% for England. I would also be wary of Kane, there is some Irish blood in him too.
He's the teams Grant Holt and thats not a bad thing.
His dick is only 2 inches look it up.
Literally the GOAT name one player better than him. Protip: you can't
>>66415722
Lewandowski
Messi
Why doesn't he start with Kane up top?
>>66415638
When you have all those Englishmen playing for you is that why you're so shit?
>>66415785
>that flag
>this topic
>>66415864
Who Roy? He does. Kane will probably be the striker now.
>>66415889
HIIIIIIBBBBIES
>>66414701
those extra crunchy big Walkers bags are pretty good t b h lads
>>66415722
Kane
Alli
>>66415949
>alli
le miss open net man
le 35 yars blooter man
>>66415521
>>66415628
trying too hard mate
>mfw an American was fat and slow near me
>>66415521
It's over
hi where are the memes
>>66416282
>Belgian defending
>>66414207
2-1
comes on
2 mins later
2-2
>you
>>66414895
That would be movie-tier story.
First movie, the struggle of becoming a pro player and the movie ends with him scoring his first goal in the premiership.
Second movie, the struggle of staying at the top tier and the road of the underdog team to win the title.
Third movie, hes a super star but he goes nuts with the fame, drugs and shit like that then he gets his shit together and becomes the hero of england and wins the euro.
>>66416394
The game changed when Germany switched off after going 2-0 and Kane scored, you dense nigger.
Butland - 1 (awful distribution all game, did absolutely nothing, 1 is for being there.)
Clyne - 4 (a +2 for the assist, would be a 2, awful positioning all game, at fault for offside goal, not a good enough 'defender' against tougher opposition)
Smalling - 3
Cahill - 2
Rose - 6 (strong debut from Rose, sometimes caught off, but did well)
Dier - 5 (nice strong header for the goal, didn't close down attacks well enough, left too much space between midfield and defence)
Hendy - 2 (+1 for the good corner for Dier, 1 for just being there, he went invisible, didn't do any defensive duty, so what was the point of him even being on the pitch, Drinkwater please.)
Lalana - 2 (+1 for actually being surprisingly good at heading and some tracking back, other than that useless)
Welbeck - 1
Kane - 6 (strong goal, good positioning, pushes high up, should start at Euros)
Alli - 7 (all round solid performance, -1 for missing Vardy pass)
Barkley - 1
Vardy - 9 (excellent goal, excellent pressing for Alli miss, great passing, and put defenders under incredible pressure, didn't do anything at all wrong when on or off the ball, no 10 because nobody can be perfect.)
Forster - 3
sick thing is he's only a year younger than Rppney although he seems like he's from a different generation
>>66414701
This is actually a British Anglo-Man
U.S sells lays, not walkers. Also random chocolate ball things arent sold here either I think.
>>66416396
>goes nuts with the fame, drugs and shit like that
He's already done that but got out of it.
They are making a film, the producer was at the home game where Vardy destroyed Liverpool.
i think he was what England team was missing past years.
atleast i hope he ends the overhyped black pacey youth trend
>>66416955
>we will only get two tournaments of Vardy
why oh why wasn't he discovered sooner
>>66416973
bro klose will play another world cup, the sky is the limit if you are a hard working, and somewhat lucky, player
>>66416955
Nah, what we've missed is a solid, balanced and creative midfield.
>>66416999
Klose has retired from int. football.
>>66416605
and then it changed again quite significantly when Vardy scored you utter mongoloid. It doesn't matter if they switch off if there is no one to capitalise and its unlikely anyone but him would have finished that chance.
in summary kys, retard
>>66415521
>getting cucked by someone named xavier
>>66414435
>JUST
Alli had such a good game though other than that
>>66414670
Huth would have defended the goal leading to the 2-3 with ease
>Shirley
>>66414969
>racist
>hero
who is based winston churchill?
>>66414149
>white people will defend this haircut
No wonder you cucks are laughed at all over
>>66417027
Literally Jack Wilshere.
>>66415521
your getting cucked you nonce. end it
>>66417285
no, that's literally Danny Drinkwater.
>>66414335
>implying you could out criminal Australia
Can someone on this board legitimately go and break Rooney's legs?
C H A T
H
A
T
>>66414251
Poor man's Danielle Sharp.
>>66414877
Cheeky.
>>66417285
This is correct.
>>66417333
This is wrong.
>>66414701
how does this guy poo out
>>66414877
GOOOOOOOOOAT
>>66414251
>Americucks being obsessed with the bodies of other men
>The memes aren't real they said
>>66414701
>Being that fat when you have 4 vegetable boxes around you
>>66419865
Shinji asking the important questions
>>66415385
>>66415453
Vardy is easily a world class striker this season. Better than Kane in the first half of the season and despite being overworked by Ranieri, he still manages to work hard, make runs and turn in assists. Easily worth £50+ mil.
29 is also still relatively young. Suarez is the same age and no one talks about him being old already. Vardy can handle many more seasons at his current level since he hasnt played demanding football up until his mid 20s which means less mileage on his legs.
>>66423188
>29 is also still relatively young.
Dunno about that. I would say 26 is relatively young for a footballer, 29 is getting up there a bit.But still, he could easily play at the top level for a good 4 more years at least if he doesn't have any injury setbacks.
>>66414226
I wish sky sports pundits would leave spee
>>66423188
>Vardy is easily a world class striker this season
>>66423188
The problem with Vardy is that he relies on his speed and acceleration. He'll lose those attributes over the next years, and he won't be as effective as he is today.
Meanwhile Suarez is a very complete footballer, who can compensate his ageing process.
>>66417285
if only he wasnt made of paper
as usual, England hyping things up before the crash
>>66425470
Gonzalez speaks the truth
I just pray that we dont completely flop...
>>66414924
Trump is a meme, Vardy is a meme, muslamic rape gangs is a meme, weed is a meme.
Wake up mate.
>Le out of form so I'll just assist instead of score goals man
>>66425470
It's better this way.
It means the fall when they inevitably get BTFO by someone like Ireland so much greater.
I was praying for an England win last night, and I'm praying they go on to destroy the Dutch 7 or 8-0 too.
The greater the hype the more fun it'll be in the summer when they go out.
>>66425470
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>>66424627
>The problem with Vardy is that he relies on his speed and acceleration. He'll lose those attributes over the next years, and he won't be as effective as he is today.
people have been saying this about Ronaldo for years and he's still outscoring everyone
Vardy makes intelligent moves, he doesnt just randomly run around.
>>66425557
You're a meme, and a spastic.
>>66414877
PATTING ON A NIGGER BODY
>Friendly
Meh.
>>66415254
VARDY GOT A
14/88
>>66425470
>forgetting what happens when you chat shit
>>66425636
>CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
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>>66424627
>can compensate his ageing process
Routinely sucking the blood of better players doesn't actually make you younger
>>66415365
Kane and Sturridge with Vardy on for the last 25 minutes.
Jamie "No chat at the party" Vardy has 128 Apps & 44 Goals for a Striker.
>Goat
>World Class
Pick none.
>>66426377
>ameristats
>>66414877
>woys face
yeah vardy isn't getting a game
welbeck/rooney > vardy in woys eyes
>>66426477
But he's right. How can you clam Vary is world class when he's only scored 5 league goals since the end of November? That's appalling form for a striker.
>>66426514
He scores when he wants
>>66426377
he is having a breakthrough season la ,he wasn't good before
>>66425805
Ronaldo is still pretty fast tho. And while Vardy makes great runs, his velocity does greatly increase how threatening those are.
He's most certainly a wonderful option for the English nt, but he is no long-term prospect.
>>66426603
>Ronaldo is still pretty fast tho
Why do you think Vardy won't be?
>>66426625
Vardy isn't getting his optimal protein intake from cummies.
>>66426636
>chat shit get banged
What do you think he's referring to?
>>66414877
the even better thing is that Vardy probably hates Germans
>>66414186
hello Welshman. You think the Union Jack could full me.
>>66414505
If Lesta, England and Trump win then its a sign that tough cunts are taking back the world. #chatshit
#Maga
>>66425631
I wish Scottish people would have their own flag. Like they're so irrelevant and useless.
Top two goalscorers in EPL are English. When does that ever happen.
