You have five seconds to explain why we won't the Euros
it was a friendly
rooney starts
DON'T TAKE ME HOME
Rooney will be back.
wayne rooney
>>66412529
Your long history of choking in competitions.
>Shit Keeper
>Shaky Defense
>Midfield can't hold possesion
>>66412597
Or Stirling.
I literally can't
>>66412529
France
roy hodgson
>>66412571
We've won more competitive games in a row than anyone else in world fooball, currently on a run of 10 straight wins.
>>66412500
There, done.
Poland
>>66412597
Please no.
rppney
>>66412529
Hodgy
Choke
German B-Team
France will take it. Or Poland.
>>66412529
Pogba blooters
roy hodgson
smalling
jagielka
>>66412529
bBecause you will get beaten by Whales
Because this was just the win we needed to get our hopes high enough to have them crushed to dust come the summer.
To think we almost went in with realistic expectations...
>>66412529
Because Polan will win the Euros :-)
Meme magic will make it happen
>>66412529
same as us i guess
not friendlies
>>66412529
ENGLAND FANS CELEBRATING IN PICTURE ATTACHED
>>66412529
Penalties. You gonna choke on Penalties again
>>66412693
Yep, the womble fuck has no idea.
EUROS ARE OURS LADS
No Marcus Rashford in the 23
because rooney. vardy will be consigned to substitute appearances 85 minutes in. welbeck will start because he plays for a big team like arsenal.
woy makes my blood boil desu.
>>66412529
MURICA
We gon come take dat shit from you boy-os. Enjoy the show! So start sipping your tea and eating your crumpets.
>>66412529
because euro isn't a friendly tournament
Because rooney and sterling. Even though I would rather have either of them over henderson
>Harry
>Jamie
>Eric
Three white Englishmen. Thank god Alli didn't score. Look at those three great white Englishmen
>>66412748
>>66412798
See >>66412671
We literally have the best competitive record in world football with 10 straight wins
IT'S LITERALLY ARE YEAR
NO ONE CAN STOP US
E U R O 2 0 1 6
A
S
Y
Rooney WILL start over Vardy
>>66412757
chat shit get banged
>literally
>>66412789
murica to win the euros confirmed
>>66412735
Fuck. Just realised this. Hodgson contract extension just before the Euros incoming.
ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME
>>66412824
world records of never reaching a final in euro or wc too
>>66412529
Because you're fucking shit.
And so it begins. England are gonna build themselves up and go out at the group stages again
>>66412571
Unfortunately, our fans will ignore this. They think beating Germany in a friendly means something.
You beat Spain in 2011
BASED
L I T E R A L L Y U N B E A T A B L E
Leave England to me.
>>66413007
He's right though. Clyne fucked up in the first half but he brought it back in the second.
Lallana was poor, he shouldn't be starting at all. We improved noticeably once he was off desu
>>66412970
We were the only team to qualify with a 100% record which were all competitive games. The main argument people use to discount that is that it was all against """shit""" teams, but we just beat Germany too, and from 2-0 down. What the fuck will it take for you to not be a downer cunt?
Cheer up a bit this was a great performance and things actually look good for once
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
But for real tho, you've got a mediocre team and a shit manager. Löw literally said he wanted to try out the reserves and also you profited from refball.
>winning against a german c-team
wew lad
>it's 120 minutes into the final of the Euros
>England were behind all game in this spectacular match against Italy, when out of nowhere, Vardy equalized
>extra time was brutal. Near misses, unbelievable attacking-high pressure football from England, cool and collected defense from Italy
>however, penalties are an assured death for England. Italy are the masters of penalties, and England, well...
>Royboy needs to do something, he can make one more substitute
>suddenly, the trumpets call
>everyone looks up, and sees our Lord, our Saviour, our King Arthur, the man who would go from the white cliffs of Dover to the shitstained streets of New Delhi, from the beaches of Normandy to the beaches of the Falklands to defend the honour of the Queen, of the country, of the empire
>Royboy falls on his knees in pure joy, he puts this Knight of England on
>Hart didn't see who this gallant warrior is, he tries to see, and finally catches a glimps of this god of football
>it's Stevie Gerrard
>he slips
>Pelle scores
>96 heartattacks are instantly caused
>>66413127
>>66413139
you are not worthy enough to insult
you're germany's scotland
jesus christ
>>66413082
What will it take for you to be a realistic cunt?
You think in a competitive fixture Germany would switch off after going 2-0?
>>66413179
Underrated post
German fans are fucking shit, why are england so based?
didn't hear the krauts the whole game, gomez didn't even know the words to the national anthem
>>66413180
I'm the one being realistic though, everything points to this being the best England side in years and that there's plenty to be optimistic about.
>>66413139
>Implying austria isn't germany's C team
wew
>>66413240
Krauts tried to do the Mexican Wave but English fans booed them. Was top class.
I think Germany has given all the home tickets to Adbul and Abdulina because they white Germans spend all their time checking their own privilege
>>66412529
Wayne Rooney
I literally cant, it's coming home.
THIS TIME FOR REAL
>>66413271
>I'm the one being realistic though,
You're not, you're exaggerating a performance in a meaningless friendly where by all rights we should have been 3-0 down.
Our defence is shit, btw.
>>66412726
what place is that?
looks like it's from a fairy tale
woy
wooney
ingerland
>realistic
>pummelling san marino
>b-b-b-but we won ze germans we will win le euro cup
>>66413345
>Our defence is shit, btw.
It's quite simple. We score more goals than we concede. With our attack, I believe. You've just to believe.
>>66413345
It's literally not just a friendly though, it's 10 straight competitive wins too (something no other European country did in qualifying despite having equally easy groups)
PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME HOMEEEEE
>>66413428
>It's literally not just a friendly though
It literally is.
10 straight wins means nothing when it's san marino, slovenia, etc.
Holy shit lads I turned off at half time
>Germany
>>66412965
and then they will blame wayne despite they're entire team playing like shit and crumbling under the pressure because they are like 16 years old
I can't wait.
I'm so sorry you had to see this
>>66413460
>wins against bad teams don't mean anything
>wins against good teams don't either
So how do you ever rate any national team in any period which isn't immediately after a major tournament then?
>>66413007
I bet Gary never thought a season like this would have come.
So much assshurt itt
I WANNA STAY HERE, DRINK ALL YOUR BEER
>>66413214
Underrated by whom? Yourself?
>>66412965
I can't wait. Even better if Wales goes through.
I CAN'T
>>66413179
>>66413214
bootyblasted samefag. Kill urself
you fucking can't you retard. "rating" teams from friendlies, regardless of what team it is, means fuck all for actual competitions. Portugal beat Spain 4-0 in a friendly after the 2010 WC, are you actually going to tell Mr that ended up meaning anything?
>>66413842
If we can't rate anyone then everyone has an equal chance and we should just not bother even discussing who'll win then?
>>66413863
yeah I hate to break it to you but your "discussion" means absolutely nothing to the competition. You just have to wait until June, fag.
WEBMS PLEASE
>>66413935
lel, this damage control is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen
>>66413139
but we weren't playing Austria?
>>66414034
>seriously believing that was "damage control"
kek, embarrassing. enjoy the euros :^).
>>66414108
Butthurt "muh heritage" Frenchie or what? Fuck off to a furpuck thread or something where your opinion actually counts
>>66414001
get some baked beans and watch the whole match
tip for free
>>66414144
>thinking your opinion counts
lol
>>66414108
>no real argument other than "you weren't good 2 years ago with a completely different squad"
Yes, damage control, hope you enjoy us winning in June, am done with this :)))))
>>66412624
Please stop embarrassing
>>66413240
In all seriousness, German national team "fans" are a disgrace and everybody knows it. They're just there for the event.
If you want to see proper German national team fans you'll need to watch handball or something.
penalties
Eric Dier would have probably carried Donaldo to a tournament win. Portugal missed their chance to call him up.
>>66412671
not the leaf you responded to but that record was in the most dogshit easy qualifying group of them all. it was expected that england would go undefeated. the NT is now heading into the euro cup untested. i'd be a little nervous.
idk yall
]good luck with ur sport
i heard u beat germany at it
and theyre like #1 in the world or w/e
grats
Spain
>>66418495
There were plenty of easier groups. Northern Ireland's was a joke for example.
Buuuut, qualifying groups are easy anyway in general.
Well, not for Canada who struggle against Martinique but for the England boys y'know.
But no, winning every game isn't expected regardless of the group but it's that flag this topic innit really.
>>66412970
easiest way to out yourself as a foreigner
>>66412529
Because France will win
>>66412877
Witnessed and dub confirmed
>>66412597
/thread
>>66413175
Nice try, Gerrard retired from international football after the 2014 World Cup.
>>66418702
easiest way to out yourself as a thick nigger
>>66414188
>seal shagger mistakenly thinking his opinion means diddly squat in a football thread.
>>66412529
I've had all night to think about it.
Its just not possible la, we're going to win it.
>>66422171
Even if >Woy completely ignores Vardy and Kane for the Euros and plays Looney over them?
I want it to happen.
Terrorist attacks will cancel the tournament
>tfw England won't be able to capitalise on a golden generation.
>>66412638
Why is a city starting?
>>66422281
>""""""""golden"""""""" generation
>>66422295
>Monaco trying to implying it is not
Vardy's teeth make the gold count of this set of players higher than any other previous England team
That includes Barnes and his rapper chainz
