>Easter bank holiday
>International break
it's a ploy by uefa and fifa to make people watch their shitty friendlies
>>66401195
>Put Englel v Germany match on ITV, our shittest TV channel with a million adverts
At least it might have been tolerable on the BBC
>>66401212
If Lee fucking Dixon is on I'm going to be mildly annoyed.
>Easter bank holiday
>International break
>Best player uses it an an opportunity to say how he'd like to play for a more successful club
>>66401477
>With analysis from Ian Wright, Lee Dixon and Lothar Matthaus, and commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle
Enjoy;)
>>66401538
>move to better club
>benched half the time
>form turns to shit
erry tim. I hope you don't lose him, great to watch when he's in beast mode.
>>66401190
who /catholic/ here senpai
>>66401553
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ITV WHY U SO SHIT GO DIE ALREADY FUCK
>>66401574
this, it'll be benteke all over again
>>66401585
>Keano - 555
What's the joke here?
I dont know what the fuck to do with myself
Might play some Mage Knight
>no weekly epl shitposting dose
This holiday has really driven home how lonely and boring I am.
Literally nothing worth shitposting about. How long does this shitty break last anyway?
>dat captcha
>>66401788
No EPL until next weekend.
>britfags so jewish that they actually have holidays celebrating the banks
all hail your barclays overlords
>gym closed at fucking 4 yesterday
God damn it god
>tfw no /3pm/ thread
>>66401574
I'm of the belief that any top 4 side that wants to sign Lukaku next season is going to start him. He'll probably work out differently from these other hacks.
>>66401886
>mfw today
>>66401190
>out on the piss yesterday
>come home looking forward to being a lazy piece of shit in bed all day watching bundeslel lelpl and lel liga
>wake up hungover as fuck and realise no footy on because jesus
0/10 shit feel kill me
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>>66402206
Under Sharia Law there will no international breaks! ^_^
>>66402242
no hangovers either, win-win really
At least England win tonight
>>66402265
And no sausage of course
>>66401886
kill me
>>66401832
>Americans don't get random days off because they are proud of being worked into the ground for $2 an hour (plus tips)
>>66402284
sausages are disgusting
>>66402350
>That flag
Looks like theyve already won
>>66402309
>$2 an hour
Is that even more than the poverty line? What's that like? £1.40?
So if they work for a full day they can almost afford a pint of beer and a burger?
>Ameripoors
>>66402309
The fuck is the difference between vacation and holiday?
>>66402309
>tfw I work for American company
>the employees based in US get just 2 weeks of holiday a year
>we get 5 weeks
You never see Americans bringing up the Euro v US thing irl because they don't want to get completely BTFO to people they know
>>66402350
Quorn sausages are nice.
>>66402415
holidays are public holidays and vacation is how much paid free days you get from your employer i guess. also the figures for vacation in that pic are just the legal minimum and not the actual vacation days
>>66402377
give me a proper steak over squished pig intestines stuffed into a skin made of pig intestine.
>>66402453
Give me choice
>>66401874
>he pays money to lift heavy objects and move around a bit
Consider re-evaluating your life.
>>66402309
next time you call us uncultured or hot tempered please consider this
>>66402437
well the chart's wrong because i get 20 vacation days and 8 public holidays
>>66402509
>Most workers who work a 5-day week must receive 28 days’ paid annual leave per year. This is calculated by multiplying a normal week (5 days) by the annual entitlement of 5.6 weeks.
>Bank or public holidays do not have to be given as paid leave.
>An employer can choose to include bank holidays as part of a worker’s statutory annual leave.
https://www.gov.uk/holiday-entitlement-rights/entitlement
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>>66402473
>implying there's a single better thing to spend your life doing than aspiring for this
>>66402537
>>An employer can choose to include bank holidays as part of a worker’s statutory annual leave.
well yeah, this is what I thought
but that chart indicates that it's 28 days 'vacation' which is not necessarily true
>>66402581
no, technically it's right since (if i understand it correctly) there are no public holidays (in terms of labour law), just days your employeer can force you to take some of your vacation days
>>66402574
Oh, you're one of those retards that posts motivational caption bollocks on naked men on Facebook.
Enjoy wasting your time.
Literally nobody in the world cares or even notices what you're doing. I hope you're aware of this. It's not like you're setting up your own business from scratch and now earn millions a year. It's not like you're building hospitals in Africa.
>>66402630
I don't even have facebook, found that picture when I was looking for another one.
Literally no one gives a fuck if you're doing any of the things you mentioned either. This is all for me, I don't have a single picture of myself 'naked'. It's not for anyone else.
>>66402630
>stop trying to improve yourself and be healthy
please have sex
>>66402630
>Literally nobody in the world cares or even notices what you're doing. I hope you're aware of this. It's not like you're setting up your own business from scratch and now earn millions a year. It's not like you're building hospitals in Africa.
I go to the gym to be fit and healthy, but you're fucking right. Some of the gym rats are such fucking autists, they genuinely don't realise that nobody cares as much about their body as they do.
>>66402664
>It's for me, I don't do it for anyone else
Unless you train for a sport then there's literally no reason for you to do it.
>>66402670
>improve
How is it an improvement exactly?
>healthy
Nope. Lifting weights causes stress on joints and causes serious back problems in later life. Also increases the chances of heart attack and stroke. Do your research, mongo.
Unless of course swimming is all you do. That's probably the best exercise.
>>66402678
>Some of the gym rats are such fucking autists, they genuinely don't realise that nobody cares as much about their body as they do.
I think they GENUINELY believe that what they are doing is worthy of praise. They think that it makes them 'better people' in some way. And that they are somehow more desirable, attractive or valuable than people who don't spend their lives lifting rocks endlessly.
Top kek.
>>66402721
>Unless you train for a sport then there's literally no reason for you to do it.
Personally I think of it as sculpting. Instead of marble, it's your own body. I want to look at the mirror and see a Greek God. While you are probably afraid of taking off your shirt at the beach.
>>66402764
its a fine hobby but dont get fedora about it m8
>>66402777
do what I want lah
>>66402664
>I don't even have facebook
>>66402874
>I have facebook
>>66402747
I know what you mean boys
Where did this gym hype come from anyways? Years back at high school I used to lift daily and gyms were less populated and this whole fitness thing wasnt popular. I can't stand this new meme tbqh
>pay attention to soccer
>only actually care about soccer every 4 years during world cup
>USA wont even make it this time
>>66402931
>Where did this gym hype come from anyways?
people internalising the rhetoric used to support austerity politics and applying it to their private life
>>66402931
everyone posting themselves on social media, probably feel they need to put on a show for all their "followers"
>>66402630
>t. Kevin Smith
yesterday a friend of mine wanted to hang with me.
I lied saying that I wasn't even in Colombia.
I watched Brazil - Uruguay instead, smoked some sativa and masturbated three times (consecutive) to interracial porn till 2 am.
>>66402931
it's in line with the massively accepted narcissism people are able to express without anyone calling them out for it on social media
in other words, people go to the gym so they can post pictures of themselves at the gym on social media
>>66403074
Autism
