Messi and his trophy wife
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA SPRITE AND PIZZA AT?
What will be his next tattoo lads
Interestily enough, it was a german who originally made this joke back in june. The filename was the same as OP post.
>>66400636
CR7 on his left thigh
>>66400636
just after this messi pours the coffee into the trophy and throws the croissant in, then his cheese pizza and sprite arrives.
>>66400636
this
daily reminder he gets to fuck this every night
>>66400661
>>66401209
>be together since teens
>be goat of all goats
literally chosen by Christ
Why do continentals just fucking sit all day at a shitty cafe eating croissants and drinking a continuous stream of "un café"
>>66401260
You do know that she only got with him after she realised he was going to be rich and famous
>>66401293
because it's the GOAT lifestyle
why do you drink piss beer in a dirty miserable pub and eat garbage all day?
>>66401315
It's not the 80s anymore Pablo, us Brits go to the local discotecas
>>66401293
>croissants
Is called medialunas you fucking bong.
>>66401328
>surrounded by british slags
>shit music
>have to scream to understand eachother
>binge drinking
fuck me brits are fucking pleb at hitting the town
inb4 muh pubs
>drinking terribad lager
>>66401377
>>66401363
Feels good to a part of the elite English nation
>>66400488
Based medialunas
>She will NEVER EVER CRY FOR YOU
>SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE SHE LOVES HIM
>>66402096
Messi thread is elsewhere, Tyrone
>>66400488
why didnt he win oscar for i am sam?
>>66401299
that's not true
>>66401392
this mate
>>66401209
that left cheek looks asymmetrical (and probably has cellulite too), 2/10 would NOT bang
>>66401363
That WOULD be a medialuna if that photo had been taken in Argentina, but that photo seems to be in Europe, where it's croissant-land.
>>66400488
>tattoo sleeve
THIS SHIT IS SO MOTHERFUCKING TRASHY
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE SELF-RESPECT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66402248
He's an Argie. All Argies have tattoos (even the women), and they're all terrible tattoos at that.
t. lived there for two years
>>66402248
>Neet autist calling something trashy
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