The Memeiest region edition
FT Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 2-3 Trinidad and/or Tobago
8pm Rich Coast vs Jamaica
8pm Haiti vs Panama
9pm El Salvador vs Honduras
10pm Guatemala vs USA USA USA
10pm Canada vs Mexico
Jamaica
Haiti
Honduras
USA
Canada
>>66389371
>Honduras
u wot m8
>>66389366
>5 at the back
why is this allowed?
>>66389504
those "fullbacks" will be moving up most of the game
>>66389441
picked to win pal
>>66389504
I hope the mids don't have complete defensive duties today, that would be a disappointment.
>>66389537
>picking these bunch of lazy mercenaries to win
>>66389504
it's really more like 3 at the back and the wings move to the midfield
>>66389752
better than the most dangerous place in the americas
If Canada can get just 1 point in these two games against Mexico that would be fucking huge
Still wish they would have gotten the win in El Salvador
>>66389797
I still don't know how did they manage to overtake us there. But still, these players play with no heart, and will just shut down if El Salvador scores, plus Primitivo Maradiaga knows Honduran football oh too well.
JAJA AKI BAMOS CULIAOS TODO CENTROAMERICA APOLLANDO A NURSTROS HEMANOS CHAPINES HIJUEPUTA LA DIVINA MANO DE EL MAS HALTO BENCERA A LOS YANQUIS KE NI FUTBOL JUEGAN PURO BASKETBOL Y SU SUPERTAZON LLENA DE AMBURGUESAS JAJAJAJA
>>66389826
Don't worry, mexico will choke tonight
osorio is on full retard mode
>>66389826
If you manage to tie, you win Canacucks. Good luck.
What is happening to Honduras? they are close to get out of the hexagonal
This is also an official Honduras funeral thread.
>>66390001
Horrible generation, the players are literally mercenaries that will fuck off to a club in the middle of nowhere just to get more money. These fools are making Pinto look horrible.
>>66390031
Don't cry for us. We're already dead.
>>66390067
C'mon
It's just Canada and El Salvador
Just pay them off
>tfw bet for costa rica and panama
>>66390098
Problem is that there is no team either.
Honduras ATM does not give a shit about teamwork
>>66390067
Also Pinto have conversations with Saudi Arabia, he does'nt care what happens with your team.
>>66390121
Panama?...
You goofed
>>66390165
Oh shit
Kill me
>>66390154
He deserves better, he should end our misery already. Also our future's looking bleak now that one of our talent finding teams is going down the shitter.
Current parlay
Trinidad and Tobago
Costa Rica
USA
Mexico
Your killing me maes.
What are the chances of someone other than USA, Mexico, Costa Rica, Honduras qualifying this year?
Would like to see Panama qualify (t)bh.
Seem like top lads.
Same with Guatemala.
>>66389396
Costa Rica according to retarded 'Muritards
>>66390218
>Panama
plausible
>Guatemala
kek
>>66390245
>Beat TnT to 2nd place
>Suddenly they're in a six team round robin where three teams qualify.
It's possible.
>>66390218
CANADA'S YEAR BABY
At least make the hex pls
>>66390218
Jamemeca could do it with based Winnie
>>66390218
Honduras and Guatemala...
You avin a giggle mate?
>>66390270
>CANADA'S YEAR BABY
Nobody in Canada cares about football.
I mean it's shocking.
America has a sizeable fanbase.
India does.
China does.
Australia does.
New Zealand does.
In Canada nobody gives a FUCK.
>>66390187
What happened?
>>66390294
the memes died
>>66390222
It's a direct translation bro...
It fits and still sounds pura vida
>>66390276
Just tired of it being CR, Mex, Fatties every 4 years.
I like CR but I just like it when teams make their first appearance in the world cup.
I like Elis
He could be a good player for my expansion team next year
>>66390291
Hockey culture runs too deep here
If you don't play hockey, you're nobody. Government funding for sports? All to hockey
>>66390222
It's a joke
Jesus
>>66390323
Doesn't some money go to curling?
>>66390321
>Necaxa (Mex)
I truly feel bad for Honduras. That's the worst team I have seen of them in a while.
>>66389371
>Canada
O ima laffin
>>66390323
>Having the government fund your sports
>>66390312
Blame corrupt ass countries.
Honduras kills a soccer team worth of people daily and money goes missing erryday
>>66390294
Jamaica scored through some shitty defending on our side
>>66390321
>Escober
>not based Buba Lopez
We're going full kamikaze
http://strawpoll.me/7185801
http://strawpoll.me/7185801
http://strawpoll.me/7185801
>>66390312
Costa Rica didn't make it in 2010
Based schaefer
>>66390393
yes but Honduras did, as I said in the original post.
>>66390393
That's why we mad Uruguay our bitch the last 5 years.
>>66390415
It was their first appearance since 82
Most of the limited opportunities come from the fact we only have 3 spots
I wish they would expand the playoffs to some sort of wild card tournament like FIBA does
It gives the little teams another chance
>>66390321
>Necaxa
>>66390312
Thank you based britnon
Both games at half time.
Home country still raping my parlay...
fuck me up senpai
>>66390682
>>66390713
Scores? I just woke up
Who cost/a/ ric/a/ and pissed off here?
>>66390717
>Rayo OKC
errytime
>>66390738
1-0
JUST
U
S
T
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>>66390890
Here m/a/e
>>66390312
If Honduras choke again, which is very possible it opens up the possiblity for another country like Trinidad in 2006.
That said, the only debutant country with any chance is Panama. Canada has already gone to a world cup, as have Trinidad and Jamaica. Mexico, US and Costa Rica would complete the hex if things go the way they should.
>>66390945
Is Panama-Haiti still tied?
>>66390368
>Honduras kills a soccer team worth of people daily and money goes missing erryday
>>66390949
Disgusting. Who are the subs for tonight?
US Guatemala thread
>>66390880
>>66390880
>>66390880
>>66390989
Tfw when you felt pride when Nicaragua almost made it this year.
Like falling on thier ass right before crossing the finish line at the special Olympics.
>>66391088
That was heartbreaking.
>>66391078
>making a new whole thread for a shitty match nobody cares about
Why? just stick to this thread, autist.
>>66390989
Honduras has a very real chance of not making it out of this round 2bh
>>66391088
kek
>>66391133
We get multiple threads for camp cupcake friendlies
>>66391022
I'd jump a burning ship for a piece of wood too.
>>66391022
>24 hours to leave
We're heading that way tbqh
no cabe un alma en el cuscatlan
>>66391164
>>66391182
I wasn't making fun of that post. I actually laughed because it was true...
>>66391153
Remember when Mexico threw that match in Trinidad so they qualified and not you?
New Honduran kits are much better than the shitty ones they used to have desu
>>66391186
Los guanacos estan tomando la actitud de protesta pasiva contra su federacion (No se por que razon, si hay algo que descubrir, lo hara la FIFA como lo ha estado haciendo en tantas otras federaciones)
>>66391186
Los hondureños que están en el estadio hacen el chiste que jugamos de locales.
>>66391186
Good lord...
Just how many stabbings can we expect?
>>66391234
and based armando archundia
Who do you see getting the 2nd spot
Canada, Honduras, or El Salvador
>>66391249
The kits are bland and insipid. These kits look like shit you can buy a generic Joma kit and slap a H in it and get an almost identical kit. Much better than the overpriced crap Diunsa sells.
>>66391290
Canada, if you believe anything else, you're being delusional
>>66391234
Yes, I remember
>>66391290
Canada desu
>>66391328
NEVER EVER
>arbitro
God I hate our team.
Yo solo espero que Honduras gane ese partido, en El Salvador ya no creemos en la federación corrupta vende partido.
Vamos Honduras.
>>66391462
So does fifa...
>>66391509
No jodan, ya saquennos de nuestra miseria.
Vamos El Salvador.
Canada is about to get cucked
gool
>>66390949
MLS the team
>>66391598
Implying Canada didn't already have the camcorder running
A goal? scored by Honduras? Shiiieeet, pinch me Hondurubros, this can't be real.
>Lel Salvador
>>66391509
No existe federacion mas vendepatrias en centroamerica que la (vieja) Federacion Guatemalteca, y aun asi hoy el Mateo Flores va estar a capacidad, porque aunque esten todos los partidos amañados, el cambio no puede pasar sin pisto.
>>66391647
>Impying we need one......probably...
Acostaaaaaaaaaa
Why aren't there more people at the SLV-HON game? I would have thought it would be sold out. Easter weekend maybe?
>>66391680
As a Real Españafag and as honduran, I forgot how it feels to win a game... hug me concabros...
>viernes santo edition
>>66391772
Oh wait I fucked up I thought you where making a reference to the summer that shall not be spoken of
>>66391794
Based Ellis
>>66391793
Cause its a closed casket funeral
1 mas costa rica
>>66391598
Don't even matter
Just have to stay in front of Honduras and El Salvador
>>66391774
guuuolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>66391807
What a nice way to ruin Good Friday with Nahum Espinoza
>>66391856
That sabana 7.
who /cheekypregamefap/ here
>>66391793
>>66391793
It is because the tickets cost between 15 and 60 dollars, where the minimum wage is 230
>>66391882
Its the cross we must carry
I think I'm reading this right
Anyone watching Brasil vs Uruguay? It's bretty good so far.
>>66391927
>Fapping on Holy Friday
degenerate as fuck fampai
>>66391927
I was planing on having one, but I overslept and now my only hope are the HT slags
Stream for the USA v. Guatamelon game?
>>66391945
Hirving, Chicha, and Teacatito. Mames we're gonna fuck shit up
>>66391945
>el kaiser marquez
>>66391944
>>66391882
>tfw no PUM PUM PUM AHORA TRABAJO EN HCH
Ley seca on a Friday evening during a costa Rica game...
Implying bars give a fuck.
>>66391945
That's... a pretty good starting eleven actually.
>muh layun is right fullback meme is over
Nice.
>Marquez as DM
I don't think he can move fast enough to make it work, but well it's >Cucknada so who cares?
>>66391996
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sports/soccer/guatemala-vs-usa-live-stream-march-26
remember the site m8
>>66391945
>marquez
god dammit just retire fuck
>>66392021
Lo despidieron de TVC?
>>66392021
>the village of Orlando Ponce
he literally deserved it, fucking douche
>>66392020
He's still good though. Besides Guardado always drops to defend so we're good.
>>66392058
Literally the only one who can fill that's spot that's not Jona Dos Antros.
>>66392057
thanks mate.
>>66391941
Also cause going to that game is like playing Russian roulette.
>>66392078
And also does Herrera I'm digging up that midfield.
>>66392028
The chinese guys does not give a shit
>>66391941
Good God, I would think they would lower it or give them away just to make it look less sparse.
>>66392076
>>66392065
>mfw I'm not Orlando Ponce
>>66392089
thats not jesus molina, faggot
>>66392153
How many goals is based Larin going to score?
>>66392136
>tfw you will never be as much of a cunt like Orlando Ponce
>>66392136
Why are there always Honduran posters but never Nicaraguan posters? I was always under the impression that Honduras was the worse country of the two. Is it just one or two of you that post a lot?
>>66392153
>all dem second divisionfags
There's literally no excuse to not win this match.
>>66392162
Molina a shit.
>>66392205
Nicas don't give a shit about football.
>>66392205
>implying the best of anything posts in here.
>>66392205
Honduras has a wider wealth gap, the dozen or so of us scatter through the site are probably pretty middle class even by american standards, its just that there are a lot of dirt-poor people in the country.
also
>>66392250
>>66392205
Honduras is worse in terms of crime but miles better in development, as well as having a larger population.
Also Nicaragua doesn't give a shit about footballerino.
>>66392205
Nicas care more about baseball/not dying
>>66392234
not as bad as jona at cdm
he got cucked so many times in the world cup
>>66392250
Sure, but they are never on any board.
>>66392262
Of all the people in the country it surprises me that none of them find their way on here, especially when you lads do. That was my point.
>tfw no other chapines on /spee/
hagan el hilo para cacapostear agusto
>>66392205
Even military dictatorship Nicaragua is less corrupt than Honduras.
Hell our federation president is one of the guys being held by the FBI for the whole FIFA thing.
And still... Less corrupt than Honduras
>>66392304
Jona gets cucked by life itself all the time. Poor guy.
>>66392340
shut up you fucking little indito
>>66392304
*gold cup
>>66392375
CHI
Please no last minute shenanigans
No Haiti bros here?
>>66392390
>No Haiti bros here?
really now?
>Lel Slavador se sigue tragando los cerotes tiros
>>66392390
Haiti
There's probably about six computers total in that shithole
>>66392390
>>66392403
They're especially more concentrated on not dying than posting here.
>>66392327
>>66392346
Also, we steal all of Nicaragua's internet.
>>66392441
There used to be a few Hatians that posted on /lat/ in /int/
That was of course, before the shitposting nation of Argentina attacked though
>>66392388
mum is a chapina.
all that side of the family has dominant indito genes.
>>66392441
No, they were lost in this morning's earthquake.
>>66392494
>>66392346
You must pay a fee of $35 to post that kind of slander about our country.
t. Juan Orlando
>>66392446
>>66392483
Apparently Haiti has a 12% Internet penetration rate.
Anyways, I guess a tie is fine
>>66392532
Charging in us$ top kek.
wew
>the country of Honduras
>>66392483
>That was of course, before the shitposting nation of Argentina attacked though
I thought they were trying to destroy the /lat/ general but they actually seem to like their own shitposting
wtf honduras
>>66392587
>>66392591
wew lads
weno, me voy a ver la de Guate
>>66392645
>going from one frustrating match to another
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>66392645
>>66392601
>>66392587
What happened?
>>66392713
El Salvador equalized after Honduras started to park the bus
Fucking Escober. Come on Honduras please rape this shit of a country!
do these guys have to bring those orphans back on the plane?
>>66392768
Are they listed in the flight plan?
>>66392768
you don't get to bring friends
CANADA
Chicharito brace incoming
>>66392028
>Living in shitty backwards cantons
Shameful tbqh move already
How do all these shitty ass banana countries even manage to procure a proper team for these matches? How do they even have stadiums?
I mean who the fuck has ever heard of Canada before?
>those gay flags
you cant make this shit up canada
>>66392848
)^:
Canadian fans waving other nations' flags talk about cucks
>cuckacaf
>>66392848
Canada is just an American rebel state.
>>66392889
0/10 bait
just go home
Hola nenas
>>66392848
I can't stay mad at you Mexico :3
>>66392860
Those are the province flags
>>66392848
>>66392860
back to your containment thread
>>66383655
Do all football players always have shit tier voices or what?
>>66392899
>haven't qualified to the WC since 1982
wew lad
>>66392969
only sudacas
>la conchetumadre pues sehh la pelota se jugo y perdio che, bueno el pibe a dale
>>66392899
El PeruANO
>>66392915
I am home Ahmed.
link to a stream
>>66392899
PERUANOOOOOOOO
mexico is going to pull a cruz azul
calling it
>>66393076
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sports/soccer/guatemala-vs-usa-live-stream-march-26
This one's in Spanish (I think it's Spanish anyway, honestly sounds like trash and I can't tell), can't find an English one sadly
Just waiting for the defeat. Please Honduras, I'm begging you!
Also, Najar or however the fuck his name is, what a player.
>this Claro ad
>>66392899
>Peru
en que quedo lo de los gritos de "puto"?
>>66393315
>Yelling Puto in Trudeaugrad
lel
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>Parking the bus against El Salvador
Pinto just doesn't care anymore
>>66393441
Just Fuck My Career Up Senpai
>>66393363
\_/
>>66393441
Just wait when he leaves your national team. He's gonna say a lot of shit of the players.
>>66393479
Guatemala 1-0 USA lad
>>66393508
He can't do that because we know our players are shitty pecho frio mercenaries.
>>66393519
Fatties on suicide watch
also when do "we" go to the confederations cup mexibros
A small question for all the hondubros out there. Do you use Tigo, if so how many times have you gotten tasered?
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DOS A CERO
>Americabros
PUTO PORTERO GUANACO DEJÁ DE REGALAR GOLES
>Choco Lozano being useful
God blimey!
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
MAKE ME YOURS SENPAI
>Letting Choco score on you
kys El Salvador
not even corruption charges against other federations can save the USMNT
FIFA should open an investigation on the ES goalie, both goals have been his fault.
CLASSIC CHOCO
Tfw we'll have to play someone in the CONCACAF for qualification and get completely assblasted
I guess everybody went to the Guate - USA thread...
Así, HILO CATRACHO HIJOS DE PUTA
¿Estamos de acuerdo todos que las Imperiales son la mera verga?
>>66393943
nah dawg
You play Conmebol this time around
>>66393953
Cervezas power ranking:
Imperial
Port Royal
Salva Vida
Barena
Not Honduran but great beer:
Salvadoran Cadejo
>the people chanting COSTLY COSTLY COSTLY
> Cadejo
>>66394058
[insert Nasralla comment about El Salvador being smaller than Olancho here]
>>66394061
>not liking cadejo
>>66394010
>"assblasted 6~1 agg. To mexico last time"
>probably brazil or uruguay in the interfederation qualifiers
No, just fucking kill me.
>>66394110
Move to AFC already, jeez.
>Elis
Fucking hell mang, you don't miss a goal after such a great play by based Andy
>>66394143
It's past noon...
>>66394110
Correction: mexico 9~3 new zealand
>>66394132
Australia won't let us. Anyway, who's fun is Tahiti and New caledonia?
>>66394171
Doesn't the AFC want to kick Australia out?
canada losing already
>>66394232
I've no fucking clue. Oceania is shit anyway at football. AFC gives Australia a spot, and the OFC only having 0.5 spots, coming down to an impossible qualifier is bullshit
>"internal screaming"
>Honduras will beat El Salvador at the Olimpico
>get BTFO by Mexico at the Azteca
>park the bus against Canada at 3 pm because muh weather meme and draw 1-1
this is set in stone
>No Carlo Jair
>>66394373
Actually the game against Canada is before the game against Mexico so they will have to make sure they are qualified before it.
>>66394461
Canada will still advance on 10 points because we're useless
