>Cahill to captain England in the absence of Rooney
>Ryan Bertrand withdraws from squad with injury
>Hodgson says Forster and Butland will play one friendly each during this international break
>England goalkeeper Joe Hart spotted with convicted rapist Ched Evans on Good Friday afternoon http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509580/Convicted-rapist-Ched-Evans-fianc-e-enjoy-bank-holiday-afternoon-England-goalie-Joe-Hart-wife.html
>fixtures
Sat 26th - 19:45 - Germany vs. England
Tue 29th - 20:00 - England vs Netherlands
>squad
Butland, Forster, Heaton
Cahill, Clyne, Jagielka, Rose, Smalling, Stones, Walker
Alli, Barkley, Dier, Drinkwater, Henderson, Lallana, Milner
Kane, Sturridge, Vardy, Walcott, Welbeck
1st for Vardy and Drinkwater elite partnership.
2nd for Drinkwater to start.
3rd for hoping that Woy will play a team based on merit and not names for a change at the Euros.
>Löw unironically starting Gomez
at least we scored a goal in 2001
JUST GIVE US THE CUP ALREADY
Russia
Wales
Slovenia
England
Thats how that group with finish in that order at the euro cup. Cap this.
>>66384181
ABE is a mental illness
go get shot u yank cunt
>implying we won't beat Germany 4-0 with a fresh faced young squad fuelling the inevitable pre-tournament hype machine saying this is finally our year before getting trashed in the QFs of the actual tournament after some turgid group games
Never fails
>>66384226
>implying we'll make it to the QF's
>>66384226
We'll beat them 4-0 but we'll also win the tournament lad, this actually IS our year and I'm not even memeing. Everyone else on the continent is utter shit.
>>66384224
>1 point
>>66384181
I'll believe it when I see it.
Vardy and Drinkwater are legit the only interesting players in that squad.
>>66384245
Nah, going out in the groups at the WC was a blip like getting to the semis in 90 and 96 were. QFs are the average for England and I expect we'll get there this time. But don't expect any good football on the way.
>>66384253
We had 30 last time I checked.
>hart ded
>rooney ded
feels good
It really is a shame that all Harty's mates turn out to be rapist pedos. He's a good lad really.
>>66384302
> Evans
> Rapist
hi tumblr
Hope the lads don't get blown up while they're in Germany desu
>>66384286
You do realise the alternative to Hart is Fraser Forster?
>>66384381
> implying thats not a good thing
>>66384381
Butland is better than Hart
>>66384339
Nice meme freindo but he drugged a girl then fucked her while she was unconscious.
>>66384392
Forster is bottom tier in the premier league. He's barely above Guzan and Howard. Butland is a solid midtable keeper. Neither can hold a candle to the Hartdog, been putting in world-class performances on the biggest stage for years now.
>>66384393
Forster is better than both.
>>66384271
30?
Ohh you mean in that rubbish qualifying group? Im talking about the last international tournament. You had 1 point.
Currently you have 0 points, just like you have 0 ECs.
I understand it must suck to know the USA will win a WC before england does again though.
Kyle Sch-Mike
Christian Fox
Wes Morgan
Robert Huth
Danny Simpson
Brad Mahrez-Phillips
Danny Drinkwater
N'Adam Kante-Smith
Marc Albrighton
Jamie Vardy
Shane Oka-Vardy
>>66384129
I can see it already
Germany have a chance to win it, but Gomez skies it from 3 yards and England score via a deflected Kane penalty tap in
JUST
>mfw drinkwater fucks up a back pass that gets sniped and we lose 1-0
>>66384181
Russia is shit, they'll arrive last
>>66384527
>mfw drinkwater fucks up a back pass that gets sniped and we lose 1-0
You obviously have not seen how Danny Drinkwater plays my Anglo friend.
>>66384466
>I understand it must suck to know the USA will win a WC before england does again though.
Is this the fabled American "banter" I've heard so much about.
*farts*
>>66384570
Being serious though, all memes aside, everyone on here knows that Drinkwater is shit right? Zero technical ability, no intelligence, actually doesn't have a lot of energy when he's out of reach of Leicester's medicine cabinet.
He is nowhere near the standard of Henderson, Milner, Delph etc. and they are fucking shit players.
>>66384702
Just to be sure, you are joking aren't you?
>>66384717
Of course not, having one good season, on heavy medication, doesn't make you a good player. Actually try and judge him objectively. He's fucking shit.
i'm sat here waiting for the angry johnny foreigner posts, only that one yank so far
>>66384739
This. Drinkwater is a meme. But then so is every other England CM so whatever
>>66384739
Okay seeing as you have not seen Danny Drinkwater play except on Match of the Day i'll help England fans out.
Danny is an exceptional footballer, he's the guy in the Leicester side that translates what Ranieri wants to see on the pitch. His job in the Leicester team is to control the opposition, cover the defence, and release carefully timed pin-point accuracy balls to the wings, and to the strikers. This is what Danny does best. His passing is beyond beautiful at times. Had he stayed at Manchester United, he would undoubtedly have replaced Carrick. Where Paul Scholes was hindered in his defensive ability, Drinkwater excels. If Drinkwater could score more goals, he would be regarded as one of the best all round midfielders in England, unfortunately he's not the goal scoring machine he was a few years ago.
In short, it's like having 10 Jonjo Shelvey's in one player. He's a massive contributor to attacks in the Leicester side, he's always got a touch or a pass, or a cross that has lead to a Leicester goal, an incredibly gifted creative player with the finest of touches. He's been like this for 3 years and he's not even peaked. Many were calling for Drinkwater to get a call up 2 years ago.
>>66384181
>slovenia qualified
What formation we playing againt the Krauts lads?
Better be 4 4 2 for fuck sake.
>>66384496
lel
>>66384746
I just gotta give you a hefty wew lad
Two world wars and one world cup lads. Can't wait to strike a devastating blow to fascism.
>>66384867
really can't wait for the Leicester meme to end. A midtable side with midtable players, Mahrez is the only exception. Eat me.
>>66384908
we should play this desu
------------------------top lad--------------------------------
-top lad-brave english lad-brave english lad-top lad
-pacey black lad-brave english lad-brave english lad-pacey black lad
------------------big lad-brave english lad-------
442 till I die, none of these JF tactics
>>66384908
>what it should be
----------------Fosto
Walko Cahillno Smallso Roseo
Millno Alliakbar Barko Stero
-----------CHATo---Kano-------------
>What it will be
-----------------Buto
Cylno Cahillno Stoneo Roseo
---------Hendo-----Alliakbar -------------
Lelano---Memewatero-----Welbecko
----------------Kano
WALCOTT AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT??????????
>>66385126
>Memewater further up the pitch than Alli
are you high?
>>66385231
>What we will play
did you miss that part,I wouldnt put it past hogson
i simply hope no Arsenal player goes to the pitch. I want every player rested and no injuries
>>66384466
how's losing to jamaica working out for you?
The team should be picked on form and not so-called 'ability'. Should just be comprised of Tottenham and Leciester players as much as possible desu.
Schmeichal
Rose
Morgan
Huth
Walker
Albrighton
Dier
Drinky
Alli
Vardy
Kane
But Roy will bottle it cause he has to pick players from the big clubs
roy will unironically pick rooney, walcott, carrick and henderson ahead of kane, vardy, alli and dier at the euros, won't he?
>>66385342
Perfect
Worked for spain , would work for us
It a disgrace that Huth got no call up
>>66385342
>>66385368
I can't tell if you two are ironic or retarded
>>66385425
lol
>>66385425
>I can't tell if you two are ironic or retarded
hello, and welcome to england
>>66385568
What is Roy thinking at that exact moment
whats your ideal line up for tomorrow lads?
-----------------------Butland------------------
----Clyne----Smalling----Cahill----Rose
---------------------------Dier--------------------
-------------------Drinks------Alli--------------
------------------------Barkley------------------
------------------Vardy--------Kane------------
>>66385592
This but i would start Hendo over Drinks and Walker over Clyne
Hart
Clyne Smalling Stones Rose
Dier Drinky
Welbeck Alli Sterling
Kane
>>66385592
this but with hendo alongside drinks and alli behind vardy and kane with license to roam.
Woy
>>66385592
>Barkley
why
>tfw we're unironically gonna win the Euros this year
>>66385747
Strength , Pace , Dribbling , Passing and Shooting
>>66385607
>This but i would start Hendo over Drinks
Lad
>>66385750
the shitposting would be glorious
>>66385747
so he can run into defenders and lose the ball
>>66385730
Based woy
I still dont understand how he did this , The madman
>>66385794
He would have taken Liverpool in that final.
#WoysWevenge
>britbottles unironically believe they can get past a Spain/Iceland/Germany in knockout stages
>mon visage quand n'aiment pas faire du velo avec mon amis dans la salle de baines devante midi noire
>>66385834
>Iceland
good meme
>>66385758
See >>66385771
Barkley is bad, Alli should take his place any day of the week.
I would play this team at the Euros:
Hart
Walker Cahill Smalling Rose
Dier
Sturridge Alli Walcott
Kane Vardy
>>66385860
Thanks broseph.
>>66385869
>Barkley is bad
This fucking mug
>>66385895
Have you ever seen Everton play?
>>66385906
Yeah lad
Have you?
>>66385917
Every week
He doesn't contribute very much
>>66385895
I agree with the JF. Barkley is overrated as hell, all he has is pace and long shots, half of which are deflection goals
>>66385869
maybe that's because you are swedish.
>>66384417
Nice bait, have a (you)
Anyone non ABErs here? Who itscominghome here?
>>66386487
Im not a faggot paki. I like to shitpost ironically as much as the next guy but once the tournament starts I'll be cheering for them like a mad man.
Walcott would fit perfectly in the newcastle team
>>66384496
lol. dodgson would still play benderson, spilner and loonie. and if wheelchair manages to make it to the plane in his wheelchair, he'd be in too.
Im watching the Holland game now
There getting rekt lads, how will we fair ?
>>66385834
>Spain
good meme
>>66386099
I'm not joking, Forster is bad. My opinion is backed up by credible people as well.
>>66386722
probably score 5 in the first 20 minutes then play it slow so as to not embarrass them too much
>tfw you'd actually really, really like to see this new England team do well but then you remember the english gloating on /sp/ would be unbearable
>>66387718
I'm English and even I don't want to see them do well? So many donkeys ffs. Kane, Drinkwater, Vardy etc. not an ounce of technical ability. So, so bad to watch, a return to the bad old days.
>>66387885
Plenty of technical ability with Kane. Would like to have a striker like that for Germany.
>>66387885
Stop watching the sport because you clearly don't understand it
>>66387959
There really, really isn't. He's just a slightly less lanky Peter Crouch. Doesn't even have the motor skills required to close his mouth.
>>66387971
Kane's a good player, but he's a donkey, hate to break it to you. As for the other two, you seem to rate them after they've each had one good season in their whole careers, whereas I actually try to judge them objectively, but supposedly you have some sort of understanding of the sport.
>>66387959
Kane reminds me of young Mario Gomez.
>>66388064
exactly. this is not a good thing.
>>66388086
depends on what you're looking for.
TEAM ANNOUNCED
TEAM
E
A
M
vs Germany
>>66388741
>>66385126
Wasn't far off was i
>>66388741
>lelana
>welbz
>rose
ether me ladpai
>>66388741
No Drinky or Vardy ffs roy
>>66388741
ALLI ALLI ALLI-OH
FOUR TOTTENHAM PLAYERS
>CONFIRMED FOR BEST ENGLISH TEAM IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE
>TOTTENHAM WON THE WORLD CUP
>HARRY "20+ A SEASON" KANE
Give us the fucking cup.
Btw have you guys saw the crazy odds on correct scores for tomorrows game? Germany 2-1 is like 7/1 or somerhing crazy. A draw is also 7/1.
Get in on that lads.
>>66388799
Rose has been really good this season , fuck off
England is going out in group stages
>>66388836
No chance we will get 3rd place at least
>>66388836
cup is ours la!!!
>tfw we win the euro bowl
>tfw two years of hard shitposting
Swap Henderson for Drinkwater and that's actually quite decent tbf, Dier and Drinky protecting the back four and Drinky playing incredible passes from the back wew, then throwing Vardy on for the big matches
>>66388741
>Lallana and Hendo
>>66388806
They'll probably start against the Netherlands.
>>66388799
There are no other left backs in the squad. Woy didn't call up a replacement. Shoulda given cresswell his first call up
>>66388858
I would not stop for anything , If we won it we should have a 'England national team European champions general' every day till the world cup
Nope. Especially not with the new system where 3 out of 4 will probably go through
>>66388812
>yfw Bale switches to England help spurs win the European cup bowl
>>66388884
Cresswell should have been called up to replace Bertrand for sure. Worth giving him a look.
This is kind of where they should bring in a B international once a year maybe to give some of these types of players a look.
Had a dream last night that had a gold statue of Alli and Kane holding the world cup outside Wembley
>>66388922
I honestly bet a part of him wishes he never left now
A very little part but I bet he's entertained it mid blowie and it ruined the experience
>I could've played with Dele Alli
>>66388741
Easy 5-1 win lads
>>66385591
>I should have stayed at fulham
>>66385591
Might give Konchesky a call up
>>66388969
>present day danny rose and bale down the left
I'm literally erect
>>66384466
I do not understand why an American would try and bait an Englishman with this kind of thing. It's like he's bragging that they've never won a World Cup.
Can someone please explain
>>66388884
>>66388950
>wet spam players back playing for England
Fuck I hate West Ham so much but Creswell is pretty good.
Memes aside if we progress out of group it's to be considered a success. We under perform in finals, just wish we could show the fight and ability as when we played Scotland in Glasgow.
No matter what happens I'm going to enjoy the shit out of the tournament. Cheeky bet on France to win it
>>66389013
Come on were not that shit , we will easily get out of that group
>>66389013
In this shit group where it's likely that 3 out of the 4 teams will progress? That's hardly going to be a success. I'd just like us to at least win a game in a knock-out stage and make the quarters
>>66388741
>lellana welkek benderson
>>66389013
>cheeky bet on terrorist attacks at the final
>>66389031
All I'm saying is we have a proven track record of making a complete donkeys arse out of the group stage. We haven't played to our ability in years in finals.
I'm just not sure it's going to change.
>>66389013
France are the favorites , so not really cheeky at all
Belgium or Italy would be pretty cheeky though
>>66389058
I disagree with that only 2014 (unfair group) and 2010 (rob greens fault) where bad
>>66389042
Progression from the group would be a success compared to recent tournaments.
Let's not forget lads where >shit group has got us before
Just a reminder that England are the one and only dark horse in this year's euros
>>66389075
How was 2014 a unfair group?
>>66389044
>i dont watch full games with these players in
>>66389113
Italy , Uruguay , England Costa Rica.3 world cup winners.Comparatively that is ridiculous
>>66389060
France have a lot of great players but all in all they are quite beatable. No team really stands out in this tournament which is why I think it could be our year.
We went perfect during qualifying and have had some good friendly results recently including beating France. Even if we don't win it, I'm confident we will progress to at least the semis and for once, this will be a tournament which we can cheer about.
>>66388741
not sure why henderson... hes great when hes on his game but he mostly isnt
everything else is pretty obvious and solid but vardy for welbeck would be nice
>>66389113
It was easily the group of death. I was always going to be tough to get out of that group. At least this time around we have an easy group which we will qualify from
>>66389136
actually i do fuckhead but nice memetext. so which team do you support? arsenal or liverpool? must be one judging by your scintillating bants.
also
>coming out for welkek
ahahahahahahaha
>>66389075
>It was rob greens fault >we were to stupid to score goals against slovenia and algeria.
and you people still wonder why no one takes english fans seriously.
>>66389220
We did though
>>66389166
Yeah, unfair to your sack of shit nt to go against 3 actually good teams :^)
>>66389220
Firstly we did score against Slovenia and would have gone on to beat you if we didn't get redialled hard. Plus Algeria are notoriously hard to break down, under the circumstances a clean sheet and a draw wasn't a horrendous result.
>>66389208
bristol rovers
>>66388741
>FA playing 4 spurs players and 0 leicester players
They'll do anything to give Leicester the league
Why Huth and Morgan arent starting?
>>66389299
>people actually believe this
>>66389305
so why do you care then about le trying to be gerrard but passing it to the stewards and le run around making faces wishing i could be captaining something and le back from injury and straight into the side netting?
>>66389368
Woy doesn't rate players that aren't from the so called big clubs.
Probably wouldn't have Morgan in the team but Huth really should be starting.
>>66389503
huth not even in the squad is atrocious
>>66389886
>>66389503
>>66389368
is this a new innovation in shitposting or something, someone not of this culture would be completely fucking lost here
>>66389959
NIGGER ;P
>>66385794
The Juventus game was Dempsey going GOAT mode
>>66389299
>hard to break down
>>66390225
Obviously targeting a win over you and a 0-0 vs us
england team for tomorrow
>woy
>>66390279
inb4 Vardy subbed for Lallana
Lads stop the Welbeck hate. He's great for England and there's not really many better options for the wings
>>66391273
far, far better player than Sterling, too
I know he's a pleb at times, but since back from his injury, he's been Arsenal's best player
Why are people being mean to Lallana? He's been one of Liverpool's best players under Klopp.
>>66384266
>vardy
He fell for the memes
>>66389011
it's simple; Lardicans are retards
>>66384570
>You obviously have not seen how Danny Drinkwater plays my Anglo friend.
Yes, he also passes sideways.
Just what England needs to achieve glory in France
>>66385065
It's promoted by literal fucking spastics who think they're footballing experts who are trying to convince people that they've always been saying Leicester are le ebin footballers, even last season when they were at the foot of the Premier League,
>>66385342
>The team should be picked on form
>picks vardy
Kek.
>>66384003
Why does Woy let himself get cucked by Ben Foster? He literally begs him to play and every single time Foster publicly tells him to go fuck himself unless it's the finals. It wouldn't even be as embarrassing if Foster was actually worth the hassle, but he's not.
>>66394720
idiot.
>>66394353
Leicester play well as a team, but individually they're completely average, even Raneiri knows it which is why he made his bag carrying statement. There's a reason they've been so consistent and had the least amount of injuries.
>>66394796
They'll sink to mid-table mediocrity next season, get dumped out of the CL in the group stages and any decent player they have will likely leave.
>>66394796
I think Marez and Kante could be europe standard
Others like Vardy , Drinky and Smic are just above avarge player in form
>tfw no qt gf from west sussex
Anyone else know this feel?
>>66394796
>implying they wont sign ronaldo and dominate the league for the next decade
Bumpido
>>66390279
not bad, but would rather see vardy up top with kane instead of welbeck on the right
>>66392562
That's like saying he's been englands most productive pineapple farmer 2bh
why are Brits so obsessed with shitting on their own players
>>66394260
Have you ever seen Drinkwater play lad?
>delusion thread
why is a mexican trying to troll us
your country has never done anything of note in sports or otherwise. the entire existence of mexico is a global joke
WEAR THE CROSS
WE'LL COME THROUGH
INGERLAND
INGERLAND
>>66399298
I think it's funny that /sp/ thinks english people are delusional about our NT's football ability; most english people are pessimistic a fuck and never get expect anything anymore (probably been burnt too many times) though i'll admit it is fun to ironically post about england's chances
>>66399359
get fucked you subhuman anchor baby
>>66389087
>Progression from the group would be a success compared to recent tournaments.
No fuck off. Since I was born in 95 we've had these results in major tournaments
DNQ - 1
Groups - 2
Ro16 - 2
QF - 4
SF - 1
Getting out of the group is par, even recently. We did it in 2010 and 2012. 2 of the last 3 tournaments. It isn't a rare or unusual thing. Us winning a knockout game counts as us doing better than average and therefore a success, nothing less.
>>66390279
>fucking welbeck
>smalling
at least if we get trashed everyone will stop asking for that shit midfield
>>66399695
y are u memes the best english cb this season ;s;s;
spurs fan but dier looked a bit off when he played for england
hopefully it was just some debut nerves because he's been an absolute beast this season
>>66388741
>no Vardy
>no Drinkwater
woy plz
>not being glad Vardy and Drinkwater aren't tiring themselves out and risking injury when they need to be fresh for the league
shiggy
>>66399762
this is what small club fans never realise
stoke fans crying over shawcross never being called up again is another good example
THREE LOINS ON THE SHIRT
>>66388741
>these wingers
LGTSS nice and early
>englel
Why is this Adam Lallana anywhere near the England team, he's had about one good game since 2014, but people don't even question his call up
>>66399913
nobody cares about lellama that's why
he's become a non-entity since joining liverpool
Woy's team (aka, the most boring, safe team I can come up with)
Butland
Smalling - Cahill - Jagielka - Clyne
Henderson - Milner - Barkley
Walcott - Sturridge - Welbeck
>>66399936
>most boring safe team
>no Rooney
>>66399939
Rooney's not in the squad today.
Euro's boring, safe team:
Hart
Smalling - Cahill - Jagielka - Clyne
Milner - Wilshere - Henderson
Sturridge - Rooney - Welbeck
>>66399913
m8 pls
he's been brilliant since Klopp took over
Barkley, Milner, Walcott and Welbeck are in the squad yet Lallana is the one you have a moan about?
>>66399969
>barkley
he's got the most combined goals+assists behind alli this season you pleb. he's been very influential this season for everton
3 LINE ON ASH URT
still no callup for EB bobby huth and ryan mars
still and easy 5-0 win without them tho
O U R Y E A R
U
R
Y
E
A
R
>>66399969
Barkley has been great this season back to your hovel you dirty Liverpool bandwagoner this is an ENGLISH thread
>>66400006
surprised no one has mentioned englands brave toby alderweireld, he's been really good this season, deserves a call up.
>>66399969
Barkley always pulls a good performance for England, Milner and Henderson on the other hand don't deserve to be in the starting 11. Plus what the fuck is Walcott doing there?
>>66400037
Just realised that last setence might cause some confusion.
I was on about Roy's callups. I can't think of a single person outside of Arsenal fans who rate him.
One of the things most of you lot in this thread have neglected is that a squad needs balance and experience and needs to behave as a unit. You can't just cherry pick the best stat producing players this season and shoe horn them in. That said here is our best lineup for the Euro's:
Hart
Clyne
Smalling
Cahill
Baines
Wilshere
Henderson
Milner
Lallana
Rooney
Welbeck
That squad has experience in major comps, is well balanced in defence and attack and has a real attacking threat in Rooney and Lallana.
>>66400037
Milner's normally pretty good for England.
>>66400045
>real attacking threat in Rooney and Lallana
lel
>no rooney
Holy shit we have a chance.
Man U, if you could just get him injured in the last game of the season so he misses the euros that would be great. We don't need Gerrard 2.0 stinking up our squad
>>66400044
Walcott is literally
>le nice mixed-race lad who runs fast and does nothing else
He has permanently been in a state of "developing potential" for a decade.
>>66400010
>>66400003
Barkley's shite you spivs.
>>66400003
>le head down and run into traffic, no end product man
No thanks
>>66400045
if roy doesn't pick this in the summer it'll be a scandal
>>66400045
>we've gotta include all the mediocre players with lots of experience in achieving absolutely fuck all
worked so well at the world cup
>>66400112
>>66400139
>no end product
>literally just told you that he has end product
wew is it easy being this retarded
>>66384003
>muh convicted rapist
He served his time and arguably it wasn't even rape to begin with. Fuck you for thinking people should be pariahs for the rest of their lives.
>>66400003
>for everton
why don't you just go ahead and call up Troy Deeney altogether? he's got just as many goals and assists as Barkley and has been very influential for Watford this season
>>66400184
because deeney is quite clearly an ighalo babby
>>66400204
so call up Ighalo
>>66400171
>arguably it wasn't even rape to begin with
Absolutely disgusting thing to say. And in 2016 of all years.
>>66400230
good idea, we can put him on the bench with huth and arteta
>>66400230
But he's not English, pal.
>>66400273
Nor is Mo Farah yet he's on billboards all the fucking time
>>66400254
desu I'd even be willing to concede that. I just don't get SJWs.
>prisons should be like comfortable hotel rooms because rehabilitation
>criminals should be pariahs for the rest of their lives
Pick one
>>66400155
>tfw let albrigton leave for free
stop the world, I want to get off.
>>66400291
Well you didn't have much choice tbf
>>66400156
Still reckon Gerrard let suarez score in a conspiracy to try to keep him at Liverpool
>>66400298
Fans had no choice but Paul Cunting Lambert could have let him play instead of the mediocre showers of shite like N'Zogbia.
God I hate football.
Pls give me a reason to be happy England
>>66400309
>Pls give me a reason to be happy England
dank memes and half time slags
Cant wait for the lads to smash Germany
>>66400324
Allright, I'll hold off on the helium tank for now
>>66388741
fuckin shoot me in the dick
>>66388741
If only there were two top scoring English players this season that Roy could play together as much as possible to get the chemistry right
if only...
>>66400273
looks English to me
>>66400365
they're called Barkley and Deeney m8
>>66400382
>Barkley
>An striker
>>66400333
same here.
Nice digits btw.
>>66400365
Fucking this, but no, Woy will pick Rooney, Milner, Henderson, Sterling and Wilshire as opposed to picking actual good players.
>>66400333
trips confirm
>>66400403
you didn't say an striker
>>66400424
I would like to coin a new term. I call it Merseylusional.
Being Merseylusional is being of the belief that since a player plays for a Merseyside team, they are the next Messi. Despite mediocre performances and stats.
Also, as Manchester United are essentially the new Liverpool, being Merseylusional can extend to fans of the Manchester teams as well.
>>66400446
I implied an striker.
>>66400365
Andre Gray and Nicky Ajose?
>>66400338
I know you're not serious but the helium tank method has been proven invalid for a long time.
Malcom in the middle vs Fresh prince of Bel air
Discuss
>>66400495
What's the best method?
>>66400506
Dying of old age
>>66400515
What's a quicker one than that?
>>66400506
Jumping off a high building around 3-4am.
