Why is the British football media so shit? Players have actually left the league entirely to not deal with it, and I don't blame them seeing these retarded tabloids. Do you lads actually believe them, is that why they keep doing it?
>>66363613
>english striker
>confident enough to get out of his babby league
>>66363613
Football media?
I think you just mean media.
Our media is a fucking joke. Tabloid-centric stories that are made simply to make money and get more attention.
They have no shame, no integrity and no ethics.
>>66363704
That's most medias. U.S. isn't doing much better on that front especially in the integrity and ethics department.
>>66363613
>Why is the British football media so shit?
The media in general is shit.
>Do you lads actually believe them, is that why they keep doing it?
No one that isn't a fucking retard believes them. Its clickbait.
>50 million for Sturridge
>>66363691
>who is Gary Lineker
>>66363730
Eh, US media is more politics/properganda driven. What we do which is even worse (trying to outbullshit competetion other by coming up with even more bullshit headlines
>>66363613
Sounds about right, they also wanted Jurgen Damm from Tigres just cause muh pace.
>>66363613
international break hank. tabloid nonsense intensifies every time.
Metro should be banned from publishing anything football related
>>66363887
If young metro don't trust you
>>66363887
>Anyone taking anything the metro says seriously
It's just for a quick browse on the train
I hope it's false...
Fucking plastic oil sheik team is driving me mad
Sturridge might be good for PSG but 25m is ridiculous.
>>66363613
Even if true why the hell would he leave the prem to play football in that wasteland? If he is going to leave Liverplop it will be to another prem club.
>>66364029
Wait no, 25m is about right. 50m is ridiculous.
>>66363613
> American calling it football
Lmao
PSG aren't that stupid
He's a permacrock
>>66364059
Could be a chicano
>>66364031
He could statpeddle and build up a great reputation for scoring hat tricks against Brest.
thing that gets on my tits most about this is one spastic paper makes up something like this, and 5 other papers report that 'reports are emerging that something made up is happening' and before you know it it's news. self-perpetuating bollocks desu.
>British media
Sports journalists in every country just make shit up. They have a deadline to meet and a certain amount of space to fill every day. Literally they just pick names and teams out of a fucking hat.
>Sturridge to PSG
>for £50M
mfw someone has been paid for writing that
>>66364084
Yeah that sure helped Cavani huh?
>>66364213
>>66364213
The daily sport is a satirical paper you mugs.
It's basically the Pickled Onion
>£50m for Sturridge is unreasonable
>A player that has a better scoring record than Torres and Suarez and Owen at liverpool
>All 3 who were considered world class when they played for liverpool
Sturridge is pretty GOAT to be honest, if he was named Van Studge, or Sturridginho or Dañel he would be considered a top 10 striker in the world.
>>66365178
Lad it's because a season you'll only get 15 games out of him. And a quarter of those, he'll be out of form from fitness.
What the fuck is a sex dwarf?
>>66365238
>scored every single time he's been back from injury
>>66365315
You're literally paying 50 million + wages for 15 goals in 15 matches then.
>>66365178
its not about the price, he is just shit and nobody outside of PL will buy him
just like nobody outside England reports yours memes transfers rumors
>>66364977
he's still linked with a lot of 'big' eplel teams (arseanal, manure, liverpoop etc...)
>>66365409
juventus will get him anyway
>>66365300
a small person built for sex
>>66365300
theyre like manlets, but people are willing to have sex with them because of a fetish
>>66365393
>better record than prime torres and suares at liverpool
>shit
go masturbate to wakfu you faggot.
yo that reporter looks like i tranny lmao. are these english """"""""""""""""women"""""""""""""""
>Danish papers spread rumours of John Terry becoming head coach of Brondby
>Mirror writes an article that is clearly a rehash of the Danish rumours without any new sources
>Danish papers take the Mirror article as confirmation that there's truth to the rumours
>>66365455
Nah, some are trash, some are decent and some are smashing. Just like anywhere else in the world.
Now run along Jason. Go outside and play.
>>66365428
She's pretty religious though. ANy odds on if she's still a virgin?
>>66365455
you sound like a nigger, a retarded nigger actually
>>66365539
shes one of those girls who thinks shes still a virgin if she only has anal sex
>>66365538
>>66365565
>yuros mad this is a 11/10 in europe
KEK
>>66363613
Wow, you're totally right, the American media isn't trashy / sensationalist at all
>>66363613
America has no room to talk with the present media in and out of sports.
>>66365598
*unseathers katana*
>>66364213
>>66364995
>>66365015
Are 'sex dwarves' actually a thing over there?
>>66365754
Only if you have the right licence
>>66365754
i hear the queen has 3 personal sex dwarves
>>66364059
Euros get butthurt when we call it soccer. Make up your mind.
>>66364213
I really wish I could defend it but we really do have absolutely fucking awful media. No excuses.
>>66363613
>He fell for the, whites are behind sensationalist media and not the Jews meme
Do I have to start posting webms?
>>66366308
Imagine how much better this world would be if they just didnt exist...
>>66366330
They completely kill sports by their corruption and greed and that's not even looking at the bigger picture.
>>66365614
God bless the NY Post. Best shit paper in America.
>>66366560
Best headline.
>>66366588
I love that headline but no, this is clearly the best.
>these tabloids
Jesus Christ
At least our tabloids aren't that bad.
>>66368117
I'd imagine no one wants to get caned for talking shit.
>>66364059
Welcome to /sp/ newfag
>>66363730
>>66363704
>anglo media
surprise surprise
>>66365754
It derives from English folklore, where dwarves would rape you if you went in their part of the forest
Some leprechauns are also sex dwarves, and the rainbow was a trap to rape you
This is why Irish people are considered untrustworthy rapists in some towns and villages
>>66366308
>He fell for the whites and Jews are separate meme
>an American calling soccer football
>>66364213
>NO LONGER UNITED
>recognized the noise my wife used to make before we wed
my fucking sides. 10/10 satire.
