Messi will die in your lifetime
>>66362887
Fuck off with this shit. Are you people retarded?
>>66362887
Not if I kill myself first famalamalam.
Unlikely. He is living a healthier life than most of us. Why would that change when he retires?
>Messi will retire in your lifetime
Now that is sad. ;-;
It would be funny if he went full party lifestyle when he retires.
>>66362887
I'm guessing it will be a heart attack from the steroids
>>66362945
>cheese pizza
>sprite
>overtraining
>constant niggling injuries
>hgh
>healthy
>At least one reader of this thread will die in the next 3 years
>>66363405
(You)
>>66362945
All that wear and tear on his body is taking years off his life. Meanwhile I roll around in my scooter adding valuable years to my life. I win.
>>66363405
laggy not dying
>>66362887
And when he dies, some faggot will come up saying: "He even was that good, he have too much luck, never played well with Argentina, etc".
>>66362887
I highly doubt that
>>66362945
Going to be shite when Messi and Ronaldo retire, just hope there are players that can step up to the high bar they've set.
>>66363405
wont be me desu i live a really sheltered life
How can a man like Cruyff who played the most cardiovascular demanding sport in the world get lung cancer? someone please tell me, because I am losing hope. There has to be a reason
>>66362945
Manlets have faster metabolism so they die faster
>>66362887
I am 5 years older than Messi, so that seems unlikely...
>>66368161
He smoked his entire life. A lot
>tfw I will die in my lifetime
>>66368409
CANT WAKE UP
>>66367974
Don't lump Ronaldo in with Messi. Ronaldo should retire right now to keep the memories of him being a pacy, skillful winger who could score free kicks for fun instead of being remembered for becoming a tap in merchant who's free kick success rate has went to absolute shit.
>>66368441
>free kick success rate is more important than goals
ok
>>66362945
A lot of professional players of every sport stop caring about their body after they retire. They are fit just for the money.
>>66363405
Please don't go to the airport Gert
>>66368569
this. they just continue their eating habits and get fat af without two training sessions a day.
I'll probably die before him, I'm 2/3 years younger but he's healthier and richer.
>>66363405
I have a feeling that's me
>37 years old
>daily cocaine user
Welp
>>66371526
what's it like being so old
>>66368161
he smoked a pack a day for decades
>>66371966
Doesn't feel much different than you'd feel in your twenties, m8. Probably better, since you're wiser. Lucky for me, I still look young, and can pass for late twenties.
>>66371526
Get off my Malaysian forum, old man
>>66372080
not to mock you but..
>wiser
>daily cocaine user
>>66368161
He was a chain smoker retard
>>66372251
I guess we can say I am slightly less retarded than I was in my twenties. Yeah, that works.
>>66362887
delet this
>>66368161
he smoked something like 20 cigs a day
>>66362887
GOAT's don't die, they live forever and ever
>tfw you will hear your grandchildren squabbling about the best player of there time and you will get to stop them and say "Stop bickering and let me tell you about the legend Lionel Messi"
>>66379210
>Implying soccer will still be a thing humans play in the future
>Implying society won't collapse by then
>Implying you'll have children
>>66368456
Successful free kicks are goals you absolute twonk
>>66363405
literally me
i hope
>>66362945
>Sprite
He's doomed m8
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