Rare pepe Edition
First for /rockets/!
>>66342511
That's not how you spell cockshits
>>66342511
>cockshits
4th for Harden
>>66342515
>>66342521
But that is how you spell Rockets, so fuck off, haters!
>>66342533
>cockshits
>>66342533
Cock
Shits
will beverley kill kobe again?
>>66342541
>>66342544
>Rockets
Harden always seems to cùck his former team, kind of funny.
>>66342497
anyone else been playing automatron all day?
BEV
>>66342554
>automatron
What's all this here?
W E S T B R O O K
>>66342544
sounds like an attention whore tbqh, like something a teenage girl would say
As bad as the season is going, Beasley is great
>>66342605
playing time in china actually did him good
Beverley
Harden
Durant
DMO
Capela
6th man - Beasley
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016-2017 Houston Rockets.
Ya know, I'd love it if that thing Westbrook just did was called a travel. It's really fucking stupid that it isn't. Carrying the damn like a football is stupid.
>>66342629
Travels and palming the ball are NEVER called in the NBA. Just accept it like I have.
>>66342625
L, m, a, o
Anyone with half a brain can see how cancerous that team is. There's no way Durant would go there. And Harden would throw a fit that his old teammate is stealing his spotlight on the team again.
>>66342629
half of Harden's eurosteps are really travels that refs shrug off so you can't really have it both ways
>>66342629
>traveling getting called in NBA
rer
WE WUZ STICKEM N SHIT
>>66342629
If he doesn't take three steps without dribbling it isn't traveling, and it isn't a double dribble. It's just playing smart. Everyone should be doing that when driving to the basket.
>>66342650
Both ways? I don't care who does it. It's fucking stupid.
I like how he just admits this so openly. Almost everyone in the league does something like this but it's only known to the public now? It's just casuals making a big deal about this.
Dwight literally did nothing wrong
>>66342686
If the nba cared, they'd make an example out of him. But it's clearly not a big deal.
>>66342674
so you're just a neutral hating?
Westbrook travels, but pretty much every ballhandler has quirks that could be called travels if the refs felt so inclined. Many of Steph's pull-ups are really travels, Durant palms the ball like crazy, LeBron is a travel machine, Cousins dances in the paint after he picks up his dribble all the time, you mention somebody who touches the ball regularly and I can assure you they travel.
someone explain the sticky situation to me
JB getting out-coached yet again. I really don't see the difference between him and McHale
>>66342572
fallout 4 expansion SENPAI
So for the 19th time in the last 20 games, the rockets are behind after the first quarter.
>>66342719
just the new scapegoat for the clusterfuck that Morey has assembled
>>66342729
Ah, got it.
>>66342686
who cares? If people can put talcum powder on their hands and wear compression shorts who cares?
>>66342715
Dwight got caught using stickem in Atlanta, which is illegal. But the NBA must think that it's not a big deal, which honestly don't think it is. Players use powder, rosin, dry sprays, but only stickem is banned. Doesn't make much sense.
>>66342705
This. It's like football, there's a penalty or foul or whatever on every play.
>>66342719
>getting outcoached by the Mayonnaise on White Bread of coaches
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
>>66342705
My dislike of the situation is neutral, but I'm a rockets fan. It's the same way as holding in football.
>>66342748
>slow drying super glue spray ban doesn't make much sense
>>66342750
Also, these are high level professional athletes. the so-called traveling doesn't give them any advantage.
>>66342738
Morey has done well with contracts but these players just aren't working out. I'd waive Brewer immediately. He provides nothing of value anymore. He was great for the playoff run last season, but this year he's just a spaz that doesn't make any shots. Beasley was a good sign tho. Looking to see how Morey handles Dwight, which looks like he's going to land somewhere else.
>>66342719
So who's the coach next year?
>>66342774
traveling really is a huge advantage, but it's like holding in football. If you're not an idiot about it you can get away with subtle violations.
>>66342788
Some assistant coach on a top 3 seed team
>>66342795
I don't think it is a huge advantage whatsoever. Westbrook is a better athlete than anybody in the league if you gave him one step, ten steps, or no steps. Same with any all-star.
Anyone got hopeful Heat hoody Pepe? I only have sad hoody Pepe.
wtf cockshits get it together thats like a 15-0 run
Is that push off not an advantage, either?
God, the Thunder's logo, name, colors, and jersey scheme is WNBA tier. Disgusting
>>66342844
Reminds me of the teal stuff from the 90's.
>>66342844
Why u h8in tho? :^)
that movie looks fucking awful
>>66342844
seattle when
>>66342854
I love 90's logos.
Raptors and Grizzlies were GOAT
>>66342813
kill yourself
>>66342750
>>66342774
Are you fucking dumb? If the rule is you are only allowed to take three steps then why the fuck it should be allowed to break the rule? It wouldnt happen if the NBA and the fucking refs decide to start enforcing a fucking simple rule
>Carrying the ball for an extra step isnt such a big of a deal regarding elite athletes
Nigga are you serious?
>>66342844
the logo still sucks but they're sticking to their guns
the color scheme is fine
the name is adequate
the away jersey is fine but the alternates are garbage
BRING
IT
BACK
>>66342874
Ratpors was fine, but that Vancouver Grizz... just no.
>>66342858
It's true tho. The name Thunder is OK I guess but the scheme is terrible
>>66342898
the Thunder name is honestly WNBA-tier as well
Detroit Shock
Oklahoma Thunder
fits right in
>>66342891
>that north pacific native american symbol
>them claw marks on the 3D block typography
>>66342906
>Orlando Magic
>Utah Jazz
>Miami Heat
>>66342915
>you now remember Big Country
>Harden takes the long pass in stride and quickly Eurosteps past the lone defender for the layups
He makes that look SO EASY.
>>66342927
Magic is a cool name but to my knowledge has nothing to do with the city. Rockets is cool because Houston and NASA
>>66342798
What about that rgv coach who was let go last year?
>>66342938
But the rockets were originally in San Diego. Naval rockets?
Are the announcers really complaining about harden's rip through when Durant is right here?
>pockets """""defending"""""
>>66342906
But it's actually appropriate for the state and there are worse names in the league >>66342927 Wizards is the worst.
Can't call it anything Native American because muh racism or anything about tornadoes because it might trigger some people.
So thunder is okay.
The name I would have gone with is Bisons.
>>66342938
OKC metro is home of the NWS Storm center so the Thunder name "makes sense" too
>>66342960
Yeah, >we have zero good perimeter defenders. Beverly is alright. Other than that, dogshit.
>>66342995
and even Beverley has regressed defensively
in fact, so has Brewer. Brewer used to be an upper level defender.
>Houston: Where Perimeter D Goes To Die
IT BEGINS
>>66342886
I agree with the alternatives and you can see they've gone through a lot of different designs to find one they can stick with.
The dark blue and white ones are bad, the orange ones are too bright, orange needs to be secondary and not primary, and these white sleeve jerseys look like regular T shirts.
>>66342938
isn't Magic because of Disney?
>>66342986
Also because their weather is crazy.
Harden almost has a double double before the half, nice. I really hope they get the 6th seed and cućk the Clippers in the playoffs again.
>Call your team the Wizards
>Place has literally no connection to mythical conjurers of magic
>DC is almost nothing but black people and that shit is KKK tier
>>66343035
>orange ones
fun fact: Thunder calls them "sunset" and stridently contend they are not actually orange.
they only do this because Sooners fans hate orange, but the Thunder aren't fooling anybody with that uniform because anybody with functioning eyes knows it's orange.
>>66343106
Funny enough used to be the Bullets
Halftime.
56-55 Rockets.
>>66342881
Are you upset because Lebron is going to leave.....again.
WHY THE FUCK DO WE SUCK SO MUCH BROS? GET RID OF HARDEN AND HOWARD! JUST REBUILD THE TEAM! FUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
>>66343124
>Ay yo nigga this shit ain't orange. It's sunset nigga, just chill.
I don't know about the sooner thing, that doesn't sound like the reason.
The team colors are blue, orange, yellow, and white; so they probably just need a good alternative that's opposite to the blue and doesn't match any of the other team's home jerseys.
>>66343202
What? Howard yeah, but can't get rid of Harden. He's still the best 2 guard in the league.
>>66343203
Thunder called that color red officially before this season, I'm not fucking kidding
then it became sunset when they released these jerseys
>>66343265
>Butler
>>66343265
Someone in the design department is color blind.
>>66343278
Butler is good but do you see him carrying a garbage team to the WCF like Harden did?
>muh morey
>muh analytics
Rockets will beat the Thunder in the 1st round.
Don't cap this. Thx
>>66343367
>Don't cap this
kek
>>66343367
Lel
>calling that on Adams
lol wut
The Poostain Cockshits can be a really good team at times, don't know why they're .500
>>66343425
It's the
>at times
that's the key point there. They're maddeningly inconsistent from game to game.
>Life is like a box of Rockets. You never know what you're gonna get.
>read thread
>think Houston is getting destroyed
>see score
>they're up 5
you guys are something else
>>66343445
The haters tend to be more vocal than the fans.
>Harrell still not getting playing time
JUST
>Batman v Superman promo
Ho boy.
Sean Kilpatrick will become a star screen cap this
4YOU
>loose ball
but it wasn't a loose ball, it was a time out
these refs have been pretty awful all around
It's pretty neat Wesley Snipes is slowly getting back into business.
>>66343445
Thats why i dont use 4chan anymore
>>66343595
Hope he does another Blade movie.
>letting Waiters score
that's it, they're done. Just contract them now. Send them to the china league
ugh Dion
Why are professional players who are paid millions of dollars allowed to break the rules so often? why even have refs? it's ridiculous
Rockets games are always so low energy
this is the most boring shit i've seen. it's literally just shooting 3s all game. is this the future of basketball
>yfw beasley ends up having a better career than rose
>>66343760
nice meme
>>66343760
Blame Stephen Curry
>That defense
>>66343857
I wont lie. I'm an expert at cock smell. I often let my cock simmer in my spit for hours at a time so I may get my preffered aroma which I'd liken as slightly fishy but also of sweaty flesh. One must take care in how they work towards their cockstink for you may easily end up with an undesirable aroma, one being a sort of "corn chips" smell, and at times the fish aroma may become too strong and a shower is advised. There are many techniques, such as showing and only washing your cock a bit so it retains the funk and you may begin the stink cycle anew.
why does kanter look like freddie mercury now
What the fuck just happened
>le yelling dunk man
Did anyone just catch the announcer say "you'll watch because it's always good for you and you like it?"
>>66343913
>hating on Kobe
>>66343881
wat
>Westbrook tied with Jordan for most Triple doubles in a season
>>66343978
>Magic Johnson
>Fat Lever
>Oscar Robertson
>Wilt Chamberlain
relax
>>66343988
>Fat Fucking Lever
I love that name!
>>66343988
>Just tied with MJ
>relax
This is huge. Dude is a machine. He's a Hall of Famer in the making.
>Kanter and Beverley flopping on the same possession
this shit needs to end
>>66344033
Meh, if he retired today I wouldn't put him in.
>>66344059
Every NBA player flops now. It's ridiculous and the NBA doesn't enforce their flopping rules because their best players do it.
>>66344092
>He's a Hall of Famer in the making
>in the making
>in
>the
>making
>>66344102
they started fining players and then got super lax about it
>>66344112
oh sorry I thought Making was a city in China
>>66344123
>this shit tier banter
Australia and Bongland were right, American banter does suck
WESTGOD IS DESTROYING
Based Kobe
>>66344033
There's a HOF player right now on almost half the league lmao
HOF is nothing special
This is Kobe's team. Durant should get the fuck out.
HAHA TIME FOR FREE THROWS
le run into defender man is activating his power
>>66344151
the basketball HoF is the easiest Big 4 HoF to get into
What a system baby
The
West
God
>dat crossover
would had been so much better if he dunked on howard
It's ogre
it's over lads, i'm going to bed
This man needs a ring.
Rockets kept themselves within striking distance the whole game long, but just didn't do that little bit extra to get over the hump.
Defense is the only answer.
>>66344218
Night bro
>Billy Donovan too autistic to call a TO
>>66344218
>Thunder game
>ever over
>implying
t. Thunder fan
okc would get swept by every eastern conference playoff team
>>66344228
This
Shit can get blown at any second.
t, Thunder fan
>that awkward cut to commercial
>>66344227
>implying
>It's a Kevin Durant misses a key FT in a late game situation
EVERY
TIME
>put two hands on ballhandler
>act like you don't know what the call is
lel
>>66344241
why is KD considered clutch again?
Let's go Rockets
#DEWxNBA
>Poostin Defense
LOOOL
>COCKSHITS
>the shitty of the poopstain cockshits
OH SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HABBBBENING
OH FUCK OKC IS GONNA BLOW IT
HOLY SHIT
GET HYP GET HYPE
>>66342554
Oh shit better go download now. Bought the season pass before it raised in price.
>DWIGHT
fuck this
WHY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
HOUSTON LOBSHITS
AHAHAHAHAHA
NEED MORE STICKEM DWIGHT KEK
give dwight the ball more they said, we'll win that way they said....
based god strikes again
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LEAVE LOBS TO US
WESTGOD DELIVERS AND COCKSHITS ARE BITTER
gg Thunder
desu thunders are garbage, they can barely beat the rockets.
>>66344391
>thunders are garbage
You just now realized this?
anyone have a gif of that guy in the stands doing the macarena?
>>66344391
>>66344402
>cockshit """fans"""
Baseball season when
G
O
S T R O S
>>66344430
not a rockets fan they're a shit team, just a neutral observer.
>>66344430
Not even a rockets fan
>>66344435
>>66344391
I guess the Warriors are garbage since they barely beat the Wolves
>>66344492
Not to mention the Lakers beat them.
