Manthamania will run wild on you.
First for goose being loose
Also Publix sucks
Philly already winning
>detoilet
Gonna lose as expected
Enjoy missing the playoffs detoilet nigs lmao
Fucking goalpost robbing Mantha. Dude has the worst goddamn luck.
Howard starts, Mrazek on the bench
>tfw Filppula don't play for Red Wings anymore
;_;
>Bishit already starting to crumble
>>66342109
I like your meme friend, may I save it?
How the hell he got so alone from the middle there?
Wakey wakey Kronwall, there's a game going on!
Well. If they take the lead early on, it only means that Detroit has more time left to equalize
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me
>Detoilet
>playoffs
pick one
>>66342192
Sure thing friend.
Here, have another.
>Ericsson and Kronwall
2 way overrated players paired together is nothing short of disaster
>>66342233
Retire this passenger already
>Howard
We're fucked.
>>66342255
Not so sure, he has been pretty solid last couple of games
go bolts
publix is an ELITE grocery store
>8 shots in 5 minutes.
Jesus christ, play fucking hockey.
>>66342255
Howard hasn't been that bad lately. Fuck off with that
>your 2016 Vezina trophy winner
>>66342270
>Lately
It's only a matter of time.
>>66342239
>Kronwall
Used to be good, now old and ded
>ericcson
Eternal shit, big and dumb and doesn't even use his size to do anything
Their salaries certainly are way to high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf4ei8ytPAI
>>66342270
>>66342266
All hes been is not-as-bad-as-he-was-at-his-worst. That's not a good thing. It's just not a terrible thing
>>66342270
Howturd is shit you nignog
Fuckin meme goaler
Can anyone tell me why the fuck Tampa's running 7 defensemen?
>>66342305
That's what our meme head coach wants
>>66342276
>le tall in front of net man
Found a new """""elite""""" goalie for tampa
>>66342314
He's gonna be worse with the smaller chesty/pants next year, and the smaller pads the year after.
>tfw Stamkos, Drouin and Callahan all Bolt next season
>>66342323
That's alright if it really does affect him we have another elite goalie that can take his place
The streak is over
Time to kill myself
Fuck this shit
Fuggg
>>66342294
>>66342270
>>66342266
..You were saying?
>>66342349
If Howard could prevent turnovers, he sure as hell would try.
>The city of Detoilet
get fucked niggers hope you enjoy missing the playoffs
rip ploffs
We are now the cuckwings
>>66342363
Hope you enjoy seeing your captain leave again this summer
>>66342363
>florida island-beaner "banter"
>>66342371
>>66342344
How young are you guys? This struggle has happened multiple times on our way to 24 straight, chill. You act like new fans of teams who have never been to the playoffs.
does anyone have a stream?
Stamcuck has such a low-test beta voice
>>66342402
This.
>>66342403
Game is free on NHL.tv today
>detoilet nigwings
lmfao
>stinky howturd
>not a meme goaler
pick 1 blackies
Goals:
Condra: https://streamable.com/7833
Namestnikov: https://streamable.com/80d5
>>66342403
Stream is here SN broadcast
>>66342290
>>66342403
There is a link in the thread m8..
--> >>66342290
>>66342363
>>66342413
Samefag
Rookie hockey fan here. Are players allowed to hold each other down on the ice when they fall? I remember that happening against Quincey last year in game 7 on the GWG
>>66342440
No, it should be called holding or roughing, but it hardly ever is unless the person doing the holding is being really aggressive.
>>66342448
That's what I figured. Boyle held down mantha before the last commercial break, and it brought back the salt from that series.
Tyler Johnson should get his teeth knocked in.
>>66342462
Every person named Tyler probably should to be fair
>>66342473
tyler is a meme name
Jesus. I wish I could handle the puck half as good as Bishop. So jealous as a goalie.
Who /publix/ here
>>66342492
An annoying one
Here comes the magic in the 2nd
>>66342498
b-b-b-b-but he's a meme goalie who has no real talent
>>66342567
What kind of an autistic fuck drew that piece of shit?
>>66342531
I hope so. His hands have been iffy this game. Several times he has attempted moves and lost the puck unpressured.
>>66342567
I'm a detroit fan and while yes, his job is easier from his size, his puck handling isn't a meme. He did meme away game 5 because he tried to handle the puck.
>>66342578
A little kid I would assume
No sweat
Larkin looks furious
Wow. Fucking Ericsson with a wicked deflection on Howard.
OLD MAN STAMM
JESUS CHRIST ERICSSON
KILL YOURSELF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A-at least they're putting petr in, r-right m8s?
Fucking Ericcson. Doing what he's best at, as usual. Opposing team MVP.
>Ericsson
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DETOILET ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YOUR STREAK IS OVER YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>66342693
Are you retarded? We still have way more of a chance than philly
lelmao @ that nigger coon hair, looks like a shitty rapper from 1992
Lel, Smith just reverse-BLACKED that spook
When was the last time Detroit had a black player?
>>66342722
>Detoilet
>5-5 in their last 10
>about to be 4-6
>Pilly
>7-2-1
one team is on the rise the other is on the decline it's over you fucking faggot just accept it
>>66342749
Never had a nigger on the NHL roster.
>>66342749
Have they ever?
>>66342763
>>66342764
Double A might be the closest one
>>66342810
>greeks
>white
I accept it
Blashill always looks like he wants to laugh, but is trying to be serious.
Is this the last of Howard in Detroit?
peace be upon him
>>66342764
I think they've had like 2 or 3 in very short stints
INSHALLAH
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!
ABDUL QADIR!!
>DETROIT
>A
>POWER
>PLAY
>GOAL
>?
WAT
SCAAAAAAAR!!!
AYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY
MASHALLAH
AA confirmed for fastest player in league
>>66342824
lel
>>66342861
>yfw when Abdelkater gets a hat trick for his 20th goal
>>66342762
We came back against Florida. Next games are at home. It's far from certain.
Detroit has had 3 black players
Brian Johnson
1983-1984
3 GP
0 G
Nathan Robinson
2003-2004
5 GP
0 G
and Tony McKegney
1989-1990
14 GP
2 G
1 A
>>66342990
This terrifies me..
>>66342990
>>66343009
Cool, thanks m8
SCAAAAAR
HOLY FUCK HELM!
Kill me
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
>le fast skating man
HELMER!!!!
>helm
Delicious
That goal was elite, when did helm learn to score?
This is how it happens. Every. Fucking. Time.
> tfw wings should be up 3-2 at least
die ericsson
Is it happening!!!!???
That fucking dive
>5 on 3 for 1:48
Can't let the sunbelt market shekels go away, bring in the refpuck!
t. Bettman
Ok Tampa fans, you can talk now.
Yep. Can't go down to a 5 on 3.
Suicide looking good again
Well, I got my wisdom teeth taken out today. So I got some opiates to numb me from the pain of watching this game.
I can't stand Osgood as an announcer..
>take
>these broken wings
Cute, tampons.
>wings get momentum, making a comeback
>soft calls as soon as humanly possible
>but disregard the bolts "hold them down on the ice" defense
This league is a joke m8
>>66343232
If I could beat the shit out of an NHL ref in a back alley and get away with it, I would. They're on the whole worse than any fanbase tbqh.
>>66343147
Just got my Klonopin and Xanax filled today..
Cheers!
>>66343248
>and get away with it
I'd do it under any circumstances, getting caught just means some of you can shitpost about it while I'm in the clink
>>66343266
Barring out couldn't fix the pain from the wings.
>>66343314
I can try, plus haven't seen much of Paz, Z or Larks. So there is hope.
Not too worried, we always have found a way to back into the playoffs.
ty Palat
FUCK THIS GAME
>>66343266
How do you get both, I struggle to keep my .5 kpins you lucky son of a bitch
Thanks for the confidence boost, Detoilet. They were really struggling on offense the last few games.
Someone wake me up when the brawls really start
>>66343464
0.5 K-pins prescribed, 30 a month. Way too little. A girl I work with for the Xanax.
>>66343479
Yea, my kpins go quick. I get 30 a month too, and they refuse to up it. Even though 80% of the time I take them as needed. I need to find a connect with benzos in this rural town
>>66343529
Downriver MI here, it's everywhere. :)
I hear ya man, 30, 0.5's a month.. can't even feel them..
>>66343479
>>66343529
>>66343558
You people make me fucking sick with your meme drugs
Who burning couches when miss playoffs?
>>66343571
Accurate
>>66343571
You make me sick, healthyfag.
Better Living Through Chemistry:
>adderall, brintellix, seroquel, eliquis.
And yes, I have all of these things, even blood clots.
>>66343558
Damn. I live in Richmond. Which isn't tiny and it's close to a city. I just don't get out enough.
>>66343571
What's not a meme drug? I want to be cool like you, anon
>>66343615
>whats not a meme drug
Just do blow like a man
>>66343614
>healthyfag
no, but xanax is a cop out drug and clearly a meme with your ''bars'' macros and shit. full disclosure i would totally do some xanax right now.
>>66343615
Get on my level: Delicious ketamine.
Philly is on the PK in OT.
>>66343656
K will fuck you up. I got it prescribed once without knowing what it was.
>>66343668
now on PP
>>66343668
Bonus coverage on NHL network rn
>>66343698
No. You didn't.
>>66343698
I've done a lot of it. It's my favorite shit and yes I know the irony of calling xanax a cop out drug and liking K.
Thank God i don't have an addictive personality but honestly I don't approve of using doctors to fill your recreational drug needs. Also, can you even get ketamine prescribed to you? It's a fucking animal tranquilizer. Are you thinking of klonopin?
And for anybody looking for benzos i'm a semi-diagnosed schizophrenic so i got you homie
>>66343720
I got it when I had my wisdom teeth taken out.
>>66343741
No. You didn't.
>>66343740
>meinnigger
>>66343740
You can't. Thus, >>66343751
>>66343720
>>66343656
I don't know where to get ketamine, and don't do well with hallucinations. Besides, my meme drugs are free with my awesome insurance
>>66343741
Was your doctor Dr. Feelgood?
>>66343769
you get it from veterinarian clinics or i guess from china. I live in Grand Rapids michigan and when I bring up ketamine people think i'm talking about shooting heroin into my dick, but when I go to Detroit it's just another party drug.
>>66343787
Can confirm. Go to Ferndale/Rochester.
>>66343740
I've only ever had it one time. I'm allergic to some drugs so the oral surgeon used ketamine instead of whatever they normally use. I was awake for the operation.
>>66343740
Not the Ketamine guy, but all I'm on is norcos for my wisdom teeth today, brintellix for depression and klonopin for anxiety. All stuff I need.
Especially when watching the Wings choke like this
>>66343802
I'll be there this weekend senpai
got damn
>Letting Condra score on you
lmao Detoilet
>>66343813
See you in Troy anon-kun!
>>66343615
Here you go anon. It looks so small ;__;
>>66343787
>people think i'm talking about shooting heroin
I don't think that's an efficient way to do it. You should probably get them to try it while you record it.
Just kill me now senpai. This is embarrassing
Flyers lose, so there's that...
ty based blue jackets
>>66343856
>ty based refs
fixed
>>66343813
I might have to give that a shot too. Sounds like fun, hopefully I find someone.
>>66343873
Either way it gives us a bit of a chance...
GG lightning
See you wings bros next game
>>66343908
Y-yeah ;__; at least we got lol buffalo and MTL coming up..
>hate hockey
>love talking about drugs
Finally a commonality. Being a bouncer in a bar has it's advantages, all the drug dealers hook us up for looking the other way.
