Will Messi kill himself to avoid witnessing Rashford smashing all his records before he's 24?
>she fell for the Rashford meme
>>66323235
>scoring goals is a meme
>>66323280
>A striker will score goals for a team
who'd have thought it?
>>66323280
>meme goals
Martial 2.0
He's good, but not Messi tier good
>>66323297
>falcao
>>66323043
Messi at his age emulated the best goal in history...
>>66323400
against >Getafe
Rashford singlehandedly defeated Arsenal and City. Face it, he's the next Balloon Door quintuple winner
>>66323426
>Arsenal
>City
meme teams
Messi score a hattrick against Real madrid.
>English strikers
Literally Canadian striker tier
who?
>>66323043
Like Kane, but memer
>>66323426
>Arsenal
>City
Wew
>>66323645
he's nothing like Kane
>>66323593
(you)
I didn't know Italians like that chocolate
BIG
look it's another british manure delusion thread
pls go
Remember when people used to worship Martial?
>RASH IS TAKING OUT THE TRASH
>CANT TRASH THE RASH
>WOULD U LIKE SOME MASH WHEN THE RASH SMASH UR TRASH
>>66323898
they're both great, and have some talent. Not messi tier maybe, but Yorke-Cole tier is more than enough to dominate europe in 5 years
>yfw you will win a Euro before your nineteenth birthday
>yfw Messi will never win a Euro
Messi getting BTFO
>>66323297
>strikes score goals
>falcao
>torres
>costa 2016
>rooney
>giroud
doesn't happen so often m8
>>66323043
>this lad has achieved and experienced more in the last month than I have in my 25 years alive
>>66324231
become the british Elliot Rodger m8
>>66323400
messi was like 21 by that point
>>66323043
Is he the next Macheda or the next Januzaj?
>>66324274
I don't get it, he's decent looking why couldn't he get laid. just sort out your personality lad
>>66327346
he was fucked up
his parents bought him a BMW ffs
>>66327417
I still don't get how a rich, good looking guy couldn't get laid. i've seen rich ugly guys with awful personalities get laid ffs, at least he could have got a few hookers
>>66323898
martial hasnt played as striker in months though
>>66327437
he wasn't a guy with a shit personality, he just was fucking insane. did you watch his video/read his pamphlet
>>66327437
Read his manifesto and you will understand
>nigger
>English
pick 1
>>66323878
These are the faggots that perpetuate these stupid fucking memes
>>66327437
he never tried. he thought he had no chance so he behaved that way and he probably gave off the utmost of creep vibes on top of it. just look at his mannerisms, he's...off
>>66323043
This is a meme but ya know what?
I seriously doubt messi would be upset in any way; in fact imagine, as another pro, he would be proud of the kid. Records are made to be broken; Not everyone hates the success of others.
>>66327346
>just sort out your personality lad
It's like telling a retard to 'get smart'. If only it were that easy...
>>66327524
Say goodbye to all your Olympic medals and boxing titles.
>>66323909
>using the word trash
You've shamed the Commonwealth, I'm telling the Queen
>>66327524
Ehh, just throw a towel on his head and he'll be as English as kebab.
>>66327644
Literally only Mo who is black and were best at cycling events where, unless there's a stealing bikes event, its whitey who rules
>>66327437
He wasn't just a bit of a douche or a bit weird, he was fucking insane. Watch one of his videos and you'll see why people just heard alarm bells when talking to him.
>>66327437
Given more time, he would have got laid. I lost my virginity at 22, which was the age Elliot Rodger was when he did his killing spree. He wanted to get laid, he didn't get laid, and instead of saying, "Damn, sux2bme" and getting on with his life, he threw a tantrum like a little bitch. One of my best friends will probably still be a virgin when he's 30 (he's 29 now and borderline hikikomori) and there's no reason why women wouldn't want to fuck him; he just doesn't meet any. If he gets laid tomorrow, though, he won't give a fuck that it took 29 years. Elliot was an entitled autist who was incapable of understanding that the world is full of people who have the exact same problems that he has.
>>66323043
Contrary to popular belief (actually just /sp/ beliefs), athletes that are really good and broke records are almost always supportive/happy to see other up and comers break their records. Also no one gives a fuck about their records, and the greats usually dont even know about the records they're breaking when they break them, its all about the rings at the end of the year
>>66327864
You're confusing shyness with being actually properly mental
Normal people don't kill people regardless of how awkward they may be
Just like Macheda became a great striker?
>>66327908
that Rossi guy whose record Buffon broke against Torino was mad as fuck
>>66323426
>against >Getafe
Getafe at that time were actually playing at an incredible level and were difficult to beat.
Today they are shit and are used for statpadding by teams like Barca and Madrid
>come to /sp/ for some late night football discussion
>have to respond to whatever meme thread is up
