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Messi edition.
March Madness Sub Edition. Yale sub-sub edition
Previous thread: >>66197176
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Free 50 bet
When do I get money back
>Messhit
can i get a girlfriend with my winnings
>that mong who went quiet after Serbia U17 game finished 3-0 sub-edition
Asian or Euro view lids?
Which one do you prefer?
Can't stop, won't stop topping up on Lyn hcp tbqh.
>another shit american thread
>>66223829
depends, how ugly are you?
what is THE in play bet?
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66223976
im a 0/10 but i have a rich daddy
>>66223938
The embarrassing American OP gimmick has to approaching classic /bet/ gimmick status. Can't think of many that have been around longer tbqh
>>66224004
Poker client is back online, time to make some euros =)
>>66224188
>Denzel Valentine gets injured 5 minutes into the game and they become shit
Watch it. Embrace it.
u2.5
SMACK IT
>>66223912
Tnx lid, reback -0.5?
What in play bet should i make in the united game then?
huuge on baylor
>>66224844
5-5 CS
>>66224844
no first goal
>>66224910
shrewd tbqh
>>66224910
Gotta be a goal surely? United will just throw everyone forward late in the second half and liverpool will score on the counter
dortmund!
need scouse odds to get juicy
>>66224570
Reback -0.25
>>66225221
:^)
>>66225221
JUICY
booom, 16.11 €
pmsl @ those Manu fans
is ameribets S_U_M_S
On liverpool inplay
>people bet on BTTS in the Sevilla game when Basel is starting a former Ayy-League striker
>>66225428
yes
C'MON LIVERPOO
>>66225591
>impersonating me
Only used to European flags doing that
SEVILLA SURREAL
SPAIN SO SO LUCKY
>>66225841
and me fa m
Got John Lennon's Imagine playing so loud right now for everyone not on draw FH.
c'mon liverpoo win this for the lads
>>66226020
good post
>>66225428
No I am
what's the in-play bet from here, lads? Havent been watching
>>66226026
This, you can do it Liverpool
>tfw I wanted to put 2-1 cs
Never mind I will make profit anyway GO LIVERPOOL
>baylor
>>66226020
Haven't listened in like forever, thanks :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
looks like my wife's son isn't getting any dinner tongiht
>>66226020
>John Lennon
massive fraud
Well lids this is it. Ever since I've been released from the shovel and pick I've been on the worst run of my life. Upping stakes daily to make losses seem smaller. Moving losses on spreadsheet. Even started upping minutes to make the weeks longer and spread out losing days. Long story short my mediums are now 10k and I'm on the chase of my life. Off my jaw on sherbet. Shaking. Old Bill keep driving past not helping. Not a Christian but please pray for me. Bods coming over for second half. Need fatty Kane on. Need scenes. Need spuds.
SJ
>>66226406
He was a gookie shill
>>66226439
Time to see the light lid
>>66221241
>>66226098
Its still hard to say really. Maybe just wait to the 85 minute and slap it on an exact corner
>>66226561
allah ackbar my brother
>>66226439
You can do it senpai, I believe in you, please lend me 2k after you win
>>66226654
Is it for your nan's funeral?
>>66226531
Hedge and pitch? I'm not becoming a fucking stall man. Got a B. Tech in Sport Science so can walk into any job better than that. Enough Paki shops around here as it is. Cheeky cunt you.
SJ
pls baylor
pls liverpool
>>66226439
pmsl
DAC
>>66226439
go mad
>>66226439
give me 1k senpai
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA.HAAHAH.AHH.
SJ.
>>66227198
pls
How does this work? Just a need a goal more and they're offering lower than my stake! Jews
>>66227945
because it ends 1-1
>>66227945
Because no third goal was more likely obviously
>>66226439
happy for you lad. Don't fall into addiction again though, ok?
And buy me a pint xx
>>66226439
E Z
Spineless manc bastards, sack the lot of them.
Just going to have my second wank of the day to Teresa May's tits me
neeed exactly 9 corners like AIR
wtb to recover my baylor losses
Refund when? Got the pizza man coming any minute
useless scouse cunts
Haven't paid my St Patty's day beers down at the pub yet. Need the refund
>>66228391
fuck, would've been an epik payday @11 odds
deportivo cali
liverpoo and manure lost me £300, ive got £50 to recover myself, whats a good bet? if i lose that too im so done with betting.
wew bless the lord
>>66228722
why?
Game finished ages ago and I havent got my refund? Something gone wrong?
>>66228783
You went draw just to cover your o0.5 bet didn't you, you seething little worm.
>>66228836
Got this too, was thinking about going on live chat
Fuming at the waiting time of this bet365 queue, not letting them have my 50 quid the corporate thieves. Vote UKIP to end this mess
>>66226687
My teeth revival!
Chinese is delivered in 5 minutes. Where the fuck is my £50?
Wife's lover just called saying he sent the missus on uber and that I'd have to pay. Need that refund
>>66228986
>chinese at half 10 on a thursday
weirdo
>>66229046
I didnt realise there were specific days we eat chinese on. Is this some British tradition I never heard of?
What are acceptable days and times Mr. Goff?
The away goals rule was introduced in the 1960s to enhance the public's enjoyment of the sport. In 2016 all it does is the opposite.
pmsl
got chinese lad stood at my door refreshing 365 waiting for the refund
getting kinda awkward as he doesnt speak much english
wont even let me have my food until i pay the cunt
>>66228722
Cali is shit. Nacional is the bet tonight.
>>66229122
Has be brought a card machine with him?
Because that's the only way this fictional scenario could pan out logically.
Pizza lad was kind enough to take my offer for a game of fifa while we wait for the refund.
Went with Leicester, he's Bayern.
>>66229186
You're fucked la, Pakis are proper decent at FIFA
>>66229121
not realy
>>66229186
zzzz
When s the refund supposed to come in?
I bet on u0.5 pre-game and o0.5 in-play.
I cashed out my winning bet after it won, will I still get the refund?
>>66229349
nah
Finished 2-2 and for some odd reason he refused ET or penalties. Looks like a rematch is on the cards, fine by as the refund still hasn't come in pmsl
>>66228799
>>66229145
racing can't handle the travel
I literally only come on /bet/ now when there's a £50 free bet to see what people come up with.
>>66229296
no refund mate you already won your inplay bet
>>66229145
Nacional will be a draw
What time do you guys usually recieve your refund?
Who here /23:23/
>>66229467
pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>66229483
stop stealing my gimmick you uncreative tool
>>66229501
You do realise they gave the stake back if you lose your in-play bet on 365?
>>66229467
Delete this.
>>66229467
pmsl at you having a 66% chance of winning £17
Guess you can now afford that cod game mummy and daddy asked you to save up for
>>66229554
Praying for you lad, the chicks don't play
>>66229567
I love how much you are projecting.
Lets be honest, you have probably lost more than youve won this year and are hiding in this bet thread placing £5 bets here and there cos your broke
>>66229600
Hope you're taking GSCE resits at College, that grammar is soul crushing.
>>66229696
pmsl wab detected
Anyone ever used a /bet/ gimmick irl?
>>66229788
I annoy my gf on purpose and then say "nibs" to her.
>>66229788
Yeah, got some vitamin D off your mum if you know what I mean
No one cares about the Baseball meme world cup?
Germany about to upset Nicaragua
Who waiting for /ausclick/?
Trying to keep the faith
Euan here?
>>66229982
Why don't you say what you want to say and he might reveal himself
>>66229372
Utter, gutted
>>66229957
This.
still no refund
Can't stop winning off of 18 year old's throwing a ball through a hoop.
Won't stop winning off of 18 year old's throwing a ball through a hoop.
So much money on this fix tomorrow that I've shifted the odds. Going to Asia now
GUYS
you know the FGS exploit, does it count towards stake requirements for bonus offers? If so I might go through a bunch of sites that give away a 'bonus' with stupid staking requirements and do that
>>66230410
Only the inplay
>>66230410
>He didn't get a loyalty bonus from bet365
>>66229982
I am now.
>>66230410
No. Void bets usually dont count. Check T&Cs
>>66226439
Nice to see you are doing good mate
>>66229788
All of them.
down mums today ( massive sums )
>>66230081
Stop spamming dude. Enjoy your 3 day vacation
Working hard on providing new gimmicks for the thread. Expect a few soon
>>66230222
Post slip
>>66230746
You don't work on gimmicks you newbie. They come naturally. No-one likes a try hard gimmick.
THIS DOES NOT SLIP, THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP
>>66230714
3 day vacation?
>>66230796
Weird cause all my last ones were well received :)
>>66230714
I'm not saying don't report him but he is probably the guy that shitposts loads because he can easily get a new ip to evade bans. Infuriating but just silently report him, no point giving him the replies he wants.
>>66230776
Posted the Butler one earlier, here's the Duke overs one. Cba to post the Yale one as well due to only having a couple of tenners on it
>>66230548
You alright lad?
>>66230924
>the guy that shitposts loads
isnt there like 4 or 5 of these?
>>66230931
Thanks for the tip
>>66230955
True but one guy does it literally because he knows a ban will not affect him. Went a shitposting spree before a few months back and just kept coming back.
>>66230935
Not bad. Yourself?
>>66230955
I make it 2 or 3 main ones and maybe 1 or 2 that join on once they get on their lunch break.
>>66230970
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but I tipped the overs in the Duke game and the Yale ML
>>66231020
pmsl
>euan thinks hes some saint of /bet/
OK lads I'm getting rather worried, this £50 has passed the usual time that I normally get it
>>66231020
wtb
>>66231058
Wouldn't have to worry if euan would buy my accounts the cunt
>>66231112
I thought he made an offer? Did he backtrack on it?
For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope. Jeremiah 29:11
Surely must have been two hours since the final whistle
>>66230746
HYPE
Name a few please. Really excited!
>>66231352
mums ( massive sums )
>>66231375
Like it.
>>66231112
Message me on tt m8
getting comfy in my betting cave
ready to make some big profits tonight
>>66231438
strangest thing about this room is the curtain
Struggling to keep my eyes open, haven't slept for 34hrs. hope this refund comes in soon
>>66231438
Didn't know metaknight moved to America
>>66231438
Are you running Vista?
>>66231488
5 more minutes is all I can take
>>66231612
whats wrong with your computer its only march
>>66231612
Bookies must genuinely love you tbqh.
Would pay 100 quid for your bet365 account alone.
Rafael Nadal v KEI NISHIKORI
Can't stop, won't stop topping up on Vila Nova handicap.
>>66231940
The only thing you'll be topping up is your phone with 5 pound credit pmsl
Reminder nacional is the bet
Refund is in lids
Providence -3
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE
There are people in this thread who didnt take raptors SW @ 2.7 when they were down 5 against the inconsistent shitty pacers
Hornets too, down 15 @ 4.00 was an easy tenner wasted on
>>66232809
waiting to get on the Bucks personally.
>>66232046
0-111111111111
Tears friendo!
>>66231771
Wtb?
What's the fix?
>>66233160
City to get piss easy Wolfsburg
>>66233160
>>66233296
Real vs Wolfsburg or Beni is pretty much a lock.....
>>66232074
111111
Good times for a change
see, the luck I've had
can make a good man
turn bad
So please please please
let me, let me, let me
let me get what I want
this time
Haven't had a dream in a long time
see, the life I've had
can make a good man bad
So for once in my life
let me get what I want
Lord knows it would be the first time
Lord knows it would be the first time
>>66233858
>was only on DNB
zzzz
Who else on ausclick latest with a large?
T I P S L A D S
>>66236402
5% of bankroll on
shaking
>>66236402
Wtb?
>>66231525
good eyesight lid
>check lotto ticket
>$23.60 winner
UAC
>>66233963
you just haven't earned it yet baby
What about Melbourne City?
How about DC?
p.s. need money like vitamin E
>>66231400
What would be the difference?
>>66229296
even us greeks are better with money than you are m8
Early money is the best money
out shagging - how are our virgin click boys doing?
>tfw winter approaching and will have to start using Vitamin D supplements
tips lads
>>66239293
Was going to recommend Melbourne City DC @2.2, but it's a little late for that
>>66239314
its alright lad i got on
>>66239293
Brisbane Roar have a Red Card and Melbourne City are still paying 1.90 with 30 mins to go
>>66239361
Good lad. Also
>British Television
>>66239314
why are you imitating me?
I
WILL
crush you
>>66239513
Pineapple Netherlands pls
Melbourne goal please
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>>66239672
WIZARD
gold cup lads
>>66239672
You've never failed me /bet/. Thank you.
3 for comfy
who /AsoChlef/ here
>o2.5 in play @1.6 and Melbourne City DC in play @2.25
What a time to be alive senpai
What groups are worth joining?
>>66239831
Lets make a /bet/ group on WhatsApp. Who's interested?
>>66239900
I can give children apehoop bets and minor league baseball bets too if anyone wants them
>>66239900
get on kik so i don't have to give out my number
>>66239900
>He's not already in the Telegram group
Otter otter
ayy where the tips at
>Champions League draw
>6 possible teams to be draw @6.50 each
>Equal stake on all
>free money @0.5
>>66239983
except it's 7 possible teams you dullard.
Anyone in Inplay2g's group?
need locks like mother's milk
Up so much I've exited the stratosphere
>>66240330
put it all on UK to leave the EU
Just woke up, AUSCLICK NOOOOOOOOO
>line for O/U set to 115.5
>indonesian """basketball"""
Terrible first two days at the festival betting wise but made it all back then some more yesterday - I take it plenty of people were on the treble?
Don't have time for a massive write up but here's what I've got today...
1.30 Triumph Hurdle - Zubayr 5/1 ew
Looked highly impressive running away with his debut win, Nichols seems mob handed with juveniles this year and his profile reminds me of Zarkandar who picked this up a couple of years back.
2.10 - Blue Hell 11/1 ew, Wait For Me 12/1 ew and Modus 16/1 ew
Not one of my strongest races usually, all 3 seem well handicapped so I'm hoping at least one will make the frame. Blue Hells form is working out very well and despite carrying a fair weight he could still be chucked in at his mark judging on his potential. Modus was second in the bumper last year and receives weight from most of the field. Wait for Me is one I've been following all season, he's got the first time headgear advantage so fingers crossed he can give Hobbs a winner after a poor festival.
>>66240645
What race is this
2.50 - Shantou Village 4/1 ew
Very tough race, Barters Hill is hard as nails and will be very tough to pass - few people I know have backed him at 16s last year for this so I'll be happy if he gets up. However Shantou Village has won very well at Cheltenham, and wasn't disgraced when getting beat by Yanworth on unsuitable ground in January. Some of the vibes around Barters Hill have been less than inspiring the last couple of days, and I'm willing to take on the Mullins stable who haven't got a stellar record in this one.
3.30 - Gold Cup Don Cossack 11/4, Don Poli 5/1
Been backing Don Cossack all year for this. As a rule I ignore horses who are 10 years or older and I ignore horses who have ran in this before - it's an attritional race that often leaves a mark on horses, so that's Djakadam, Carlingford Lough, On his Own and Smad Place out of the reckoning. I'd love to see Cue Card win but he's 10 years old and has 21 chases under his belt so this may be a too big an ask. Don Cossack needs to jump better but gets his ground today and is the highest rated chaser in training. Don Poli doesn't scream class but is 2/2 here and has stamina to spare. I'd be surprised if one of them didn't pick this up.
4.10 - Foxhunters - On the Fringe 11/4
Don't know much about this apart from the fact that the favorite pissed up last year. Small interest bet.
4.50 - Qualando 10/1 ew
Won the Fred Winter last year and IIRC Nichols has said he's one of his best chances over the 4 days. The application of the headgear is a plus, hoping for a big run.
>>66240699
All Cheltenham. Was out of form Tuesday and Wednesday and didn't post yesterday so I could be jinxing everything by sticking them up - The two in the Gold Cup are confident selections but the rest are smaller ew plays.
>>66238720
Reminder to double your doseage to give you that lovely glow
on my knees for a skikda goal
>>66240934
while you're on your knees you could, you know...*unzips dick*
>>66240743
cue card is rated higher, this meme really fucks me off
Gangster 8/1 in the albert bartlett
large
>>66241102
You're right, strange how that passed me by!
Heart wants Cue Card to win, if he hadn't gotten injured (I think it was 2014) then I was going to go balls deep on him for the Gold Cup one year. Heart says Cue Card, head says Don Cossack.
Slow day zzzzz
Need to make my before the weekend acca students come
Zzzzzz
>>66241562
your what?
>>66240743
Honduras are you profitable w/ spreadsheets or anything? Its cool to see ppl tipping well with writeups, just curious
>tfw cue card gets up
>>66241660
zzzzzzz
>>66241765
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66241667
Not really, to be honest a couple of years ago I bet a lot and had a spreadsheet, but after a while I lost discipline., which naturally meant I went from making a reasonable profit to fluctuating and sometimes losing more than I was comfortable with. I prefer to do a big write up around the big events where I've studied a lot, but I don't have the time and the discipline to do it on a regular basis, so for now it's just a hobby - I've actually stopped betting on most racing and I just enjoy the sport for what it is.
Unlikely to be posting for the next few hours, off to a friends for some tins and hopefully some profit. Best of luck all that play!
Samtredia last-minute goal? Would be an absolute GIFT
Croatian 1. league, Osijek - Zagreb, Osijek SW 1.65, starting at 5 pm
looks like clear Osijek win, they're trying to save their asses from relegation zone, won their last game while having a player sent off
they're fielding almost a full squad now, two missing players but they're not important, playing agaist Zagreb which is the worst team in CRO league by far, after 27 games they won 10 points
also in the last five seasons they've played against each other 12 times, 9 wins for Osijek, 2 draws and 1 Zagreb win
Allah has been denying me profit. Can Jesus make me money?
>too late to get on TSUUU drawing Wolfsburg
Wank fixtures in the prem this weekend
zzzzzzzzzzz
Need a bet like the third world needs clean drinking water tbqhwy
tears!
Deciding between take out and Tesco munchies for tonight
>>66242296
Dayton Flyers in the NCAA
Small win
What are the bets lads?
2:10 Blue Hell e/w
2:50 Barter's Hill
3:30 Djakadam
4:10 Paint the Clouds
>>66241971
Onnnn
Pendleton at 3s on Betfair to finish the fucking 4.10 race.
Smacking it desu
John Constable
Tomorrow, race 7 at Rosehill, number 11 Scarlet Rain. Put 5 each way, thank me tomorrow.
