So my friend lost a professional boxing match last night what can I say to cheer him up? Not joking serious his record is like 8-3 which in boxing isn't good so I want to cheer him up. Please help thanks!
>>66148692
Tell that faggot to fight GGG
Just buy him a beer and shoot the shit with him.
>>66148692
link to boxrec?
Give him a brojob
>>66148733
This, losing a fight hurts pride more than the body. Help him kind of forget the loss by distracting him
You say
>You lost that fight, [FRIEND_NAME], for all the wrong reasons. You lost your edge. All right, the truth is, you didn't look hungry. Now, when we fought, you had the eye of the tiger, man. The edge! And now you gotta get back, and the way to get it back is to go back to the beginning. You know what I mean? Maybe we can win it back.
>>66148782
Good advice
>>66148692
8-3 is a fine record, you're just used to padding by big promoters.
>>66148692
8-3 isn't bad when you consider the fact that the average pro boxer is a fadeaway. Just make him feel/remember that life goes on and he's got a bunch of winning left to do in his career. Losing a fight sucks.
>>66148692
tell him if he wins 10-12 more fights in a row he could earn the right to be knocked out by a real boxer
Make him watch Ippo and tell him he's Aoki.
>>66149333
fucking harsh...
>>66149333
kek'd and checked
>>66148692
Go up to him and go "YOUR A BUM , ANON. YOU HAD A CHANCE TO BE A GOOD FIGHTER AND YOU BLEW IT!" Then play some sad piano music while he walks off
>>66148820
This
>>66149333
OP BTFO
