> WC final
> 20% of the world's population is watching you
> your 1 on 1 with the keeper
wat do?
>>66133327
Shank it. Because I'm a shitter.
A cheeky dive
Score
t. Götze
>>66133327
blast the ball right at the keeper's face, breaking his nose, then scoring off the rebound
what do you think
jerk off and go back to sleep
Bloot it top right corner cause I'm not a bitch
>>66133394
>Demichellel
JUST
Is it really 20% of the world's population that watches TWC? That's an insane number.
>>66133729
That's what happens when you have a relevant sport.
>>66133729
not really, no
but ofcourse making something up sounds better than reality
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
panic, smack it as hard as I can and shank it, but such that it curls away from keeper and goes in off the post
celebrate like I meant it
>>66133729
I doubt it, spectator numbers are always incredibly exaggerated in all sports
>>66133763
http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/news/y=2015/m=12/news=2014-fifa-world-cuptm-reached-3-2-billion-viewers-one-billion-watched--2745519.html
Stop right there and question why I'm playing a shitty excuse for a sport.
cut inside
>>66133797
>one billion watched final
so you posted a source to disprove yourself
welldone
>>66133760
>this comment
>this flag
kek
KEK
your national sport is LITERALLY a retarded amateur version of a Melbourne suburbs sport (AFL)
>>66133327
attempt chip
it's not close
camera zooms in on my holding my hands over my face and screaming into the heavens
bring hands down, shout "fuck" at ground
walk over to all the remote cameras behind the goal
pick each up one by one and hurl them onto the field
ref sprints at me and stops short
he puffs out his chest as he begins to pull the red
headbutt
teammates and opposition both approach trying to calm me down
headbutt
they're grabbing my arms behind my back
trying to contain me
shapeshift into a fire ape
grab humans one by one and rip them in half
while setting them on fire
throw them onto pitch as well
flaming pile of humanity and technology building up on the center circle
this is the mountain upon which i will build a civilization where sports are bannished
i continue in this manner
after 148 years, every human and camera on the planet is destroyed and on my pile
it is like a 40,000 ft volcano now
it is visible from the opposite side of earth
i can't remmeber what happens next but i finally make peace with my failure
>>66133831
Underrated post.
>>66133831
You are already inside! Cut further? [Confirm Y/N]
>>66133901
cut inside again
Keep the ball until the keeper's right in front of me then nutmeg
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
Drop to the floor and push it in with my head.
>>66133849
>>this comment
>>this flag
>kek
>KEK
>your national sport is LITERALLY a retarded amateur version of a Melbourne suburbs sport (AFL)
>my globally irrelevant sport is better than your globally irrelevant sport
Congrats.
360 and walk away
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everyone walk the dinosaur
>>66134546
360 means you'd be going in the same direction retard
>>66134612
No you woonwalk then back heel it top bins
>>66134546
>>66134612
everytime
>>66133327
Full power blooter, by a stroke of pure luck right into the upper 90.
Fake an injury so the keeper gets carded
>>66133831
This is the correct answer
>holy fuck I'm all alone with meme keeper
>better try to chip it over his standing body because it's too easy to just finish it past him
>>66137667
>meme keeper
How is he a meme keeper?
kick it with my standing leg and swing my kicking leg to bamboozle the keeper and make myself a worldwide meme
>>66137767
He could cut it as a 2nd division CB or libero.
>>66133327
piss my pantsu
>>66137667
What was worse, that or Higuain?
>>66137854
Getting scored on ba a Shirley-Fätze combo.
>>66137854
Higuain, he got giftwrapped a perfect chance, no one even close to him and he decided to just bloot one from the edge of the box
>>66133327
I spell 'you're' correctly
I'd probably try to put it through the keepers legs, works most times, and if it doesn't, I will hopefully get a rebound.
