lol did unitedseriously sign this 18 year old for £12m?
hes going to flop harder than chris sutton
why does he have cooked noodles in his hair?
>>66057506
Who dis?
>>66057506
Literally tsuuu
>>66057506
>Dat acne
Confirmed for never being the next face if futbol
im better looking than him in this photo
how do i get better looking than him now?
>>66057508
I don't know but he's the ugliest mother fucker ive seen lmao
>>66057506
That spaghetti hair
>>66057553
Try to be more gay. Ain't ez tho
>>66057506
His head looks weird, like there's literally once inch between his bottom lip and the end of his chin. It's tiny.
I bear a slight resemblance to ugly Ronaldo. Now I feel bad, fuck you OP.
>>66057506
>>66057556
>Those teeth
>That shitty facial hair
Is this the power of money? How the fuck did he change so much?
>>66057698
>Is this the power of money? How the fuck did he change so much?
It's really not that hard.
>fix teeth
>cure acne
>get a haircut
>drop bodyfat to ~7%
>build more muscle mass
>shave
>fake tan
you don't have to make millions to do any of that and I seriously doubt he had any plastic surgery, his facial structure looks the same
>>66057506
He was going to join Arsenal and if they one one thing is how to find kids that'll turn out good.
>>66057506
theres something about cristiano
>>66057506
>that shit faggot hair
I wanted to punch him in the face then and I still want to punch him in the face now
Even at the start of his career I saw tons of grills fawning over him
>>66057795
>fix teeth
well brits dont have enough money for that so yea
>cure acne
see above, need derma for that
>haircut
social aspies cant tell hair dressers exactly how they want their hair, and the barber just fucks your shit up but you're too beta to tell him anything when he asks you if it's okay
>drop bodyfat to 7%
play too much vidya for that
>build more muscle mass
implying i can afford a gym for this
>shave
okay, easiest thing on the list
>fake tan
lol do you know how much this adds up to after years end?
>>66059121
t. autistic man
he's a selfish, stat-padding diving primadonna who thinks he is better than everyone else now but just watch - fergie will stamp that out.
>>66057698
His facial structure was always good, he just needed to fix his teeth/bite, get a real haircut and get rid of the acne.
Sorry anon if your face is unnatractive surgery might be your only option. But you can most likely improve without it anyway.
>>66059121
le god memer you sassy gal, you are extremely cool
do you guys think he will ever publicly admit he is gay?
lol did lesta seriously sign this 25 year old for £1m
hes going to flop harder than yann kermorgant
>>66060506
Yes, when he'll be 50 and starving for attention
>>66060537
You can see the insanity in his eyes
>>66060624
wot did u say
lol did stoke seriously sign this 24 year old for £700k
hes going to flop harder than dave kitson
>>66060739
well, he did
>>66057508
Because 90's boyband style
>>66060739
Is it gay to want to fuck Bojan? I think he's small and pretty enough for it to be OK.
>>66061333
depends, do you think he has a feminine penis?
>>66059121
>>fix teeth
>well brits dont have enough money for that so yea
we literally get subsidised dental care, dickhead. enjoy your "dental insurance" fag. lmao
>>66061333
I'd fug him
>>66063766
You get what you pay for. Stay mad, rotmouth
>le dance on the ball and no end product man
>>66066950
Nice meme. He probably had the best premier league season of all time
>>66059121
>>cure acne
>see above, need derma for that
Why are Americans so incapeable of cleaning themselves properly?
>>66067014
>missing the point of the thread
