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'I wet the bed even though the bathroom was only three metres away. It was 4am and I knew if I stood my ankle would kill me.

'I went to see Doctor Avanzi (an Orthopaedics specialist) and told him to cut off my legs. He looked at me and told me I was crazy.

'I couldn’t bear it any longer. I can’t put in to words just how bad the pain was. I looked at Oscar Pistorius and said, "That’s my solution".'

Despite begging doctors to amputate his legs, medical professionals chose to fit screws into one of his legs instead due to the lack of cartilage and tendons.

;_;
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Poor Bati. I really hope he gets better
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>>66042784
>not having a pissjug next to the bed

Are you gay or something m8?
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>>66042784
Wasnt that old news? I thought he had solved that problem already.
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>>66043053

Yeah but I just wanted to share his feels
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>>66043053

yeah thats from an interview in 2006 iirc

its still awful and at the same time amazing because a part of why his legs went to shit is because of his willingness to play on painkillers while still injured
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>YWN magically replace Shitguain with Batitusta for the 2014 WC final
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>>66043093
oh sorry. Yeah, its a sad story. Batistuta not only was a terrific player but a great guy.
Aguante el Bati!
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What happened
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>I wet the bed even though the bathroom was only three metres away
>I looked at Oscar Pistorius and said, "That’s my solution".'
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>>66043011
kek
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>>66043169
Well, as we all know, Oscar Pistorius had no trouble getting to the bathroom in the middle of the night, so he's got a point
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> Fun fact:
Bati never expected to become a pro football player, and he doesnt like watching it on TV. He said himself he wasnt even gonna watch argentina's matches during the last WC.
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>>66043263
Understandable. Who'd like to view his job in TV?
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>>66043126

Batigol would have pierced the fucking net Steve Kyuga style if he had had Higuain's chance.
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>>66043263
it's not surprising. a lot of players don't like football (which shows on the Ballon d'Or ballot), I think Neymar recently said that he doesn't watch football at all outside of what Barcelona coaches show them
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>>66042784
>I looked at Oscar Pistorius and said, "That’s my solution".'
Why did he thought killing his wife would help in that situation?
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>>66043201
underrated post/10

britbong with the funnies
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>>66043126
>>66043339
higuain has been so traumatised by his choking in the past 2 years that he's turned god modes for nipoli
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>>66043455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OVIkfS8F_Y
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>>66043455
I'll believe it when he doesn't choke on a million dicks in an important match. Is he going to play in that meaningless centennial Copa America?
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>>66043455
except when it matters the most, like against juve and villareal
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>>66043586
>I'll believe it when he doesn't choke on a million dicks in an important match.
what about going god mode for napoli do you not understand, he has scored in important matches for them apart from one juventus match. he's gonna outscore penaldo this year at the rate he is going
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>>66043636
Kek I gotcha now, we need a tsuuu for Higuain
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Is Batigol the most underrated play of that generation? Literally played until his body quit.
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>>66043922

He's not underrated in Argentina
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>>66043922
no
someone like kily or solari
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soo what happened?

is he okay now?
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>>66043922
everyone rates bati
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>>66043201
bathroom occupied,,,what do?
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