Coverage has started on Fox
>>65855959
Thank you based low downforce.
How many miles is the race?
We expecting this race to be good? Trying to decide if ima watch
So, who /a/ here?
>>65856133
Hello lad
>>65856133
fuck off back to /F1/
>>65856178
u wot? Do you think I'm a pleb or something?
Nascar > F1 all the way baby
>>65856126
I am not.
But they have made a really, really low downforce package so the cars are really, really squirrelly in the corners.
Also apparently because of the low downforce, the tyres go off quickly. So it's a lot more down to talent behind the wheel than setup and strategy on the pit box. Except the guys that really know how to work together (CC and driver) will shine.
Having said that, it could still be really long, boring, green flag runs.
>>65856091
500 today.
>>65856126
Low downforce and heavy tire wear today should make it a good race.
>German, Spanish, and French feed
WHY AREN'T THESE PEOPLE SPEAKING AMERICAN
TRUMP 2016
Link: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c/pop-out
>that bear
Does RaceView have a free trial any more?
Wtf is mikey doing
>>65856133
Hello friend
HYPED
Y
P
E
D
>join the army
>god
>robin meade
I forgot this was taking place in TurnerLand.
>Robin Meade Robin Meade
why are NASCAR fans so standoffish towards fans of F1? They're both equally shit in their own ways
>muh God
This anthem is shit
AMERICA MOTHERFUCKERS
>>65856708
Must suck being a sperg.
>>65856712
I haven't heard a good one in forever.
i got the rv captcha for this thread nice
This anthem sucks
>>65856707
Both are shit indeed, but at least NASCAR has contact and passing and American drivers
>>65856707
People without a dick up their ass either watch both or just ignore the one they dont' like.
Why the fuck does everyone feel the need to put their own "spin" on the national anthem?
>>65856708
>>65856599
Don't think so.
Not worth it anyway as it's ass, though scanner's aight
>>65856794
branding
>>65856707
Both fans are fucking drama whores.
>the old nascar fox theme with the guitar is back
Nostalgia
Go Jamie Mcpick2!
Now THAT'S a starting command!
>two Roush cars starting in the top 5
Is this real?
FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
death metal show?
>>65856707
Because f1 fans are European.
Based Robert Patrick
how come the crowds are always so shitty at this track? i though southern folk loved nascar
Anyone who isn't a Southerner ever been in a QuikTrip?
I stopped in one in Kannapolis last month and it was the cleanest, most immaculate gas stop I've ever been in. The bathrooms were like nothing I've ever seen and were incomparably private. It was nothing like the usual dirty, AIDS-ridden convenience stores back home.
I'm here for the drifting
Waltrip said dem cars bout to be loose goose
>>65856995
I live in Kansas. They actually are clean now that you mention it.
>>65856708
Fuck off commie
>>65856990
atlanta is full of nogs
also, cletus and jim-bob can't afford tickets to these races anymore.
Alright well I'm sick and I've splurged on RaceView. I'm listening to Danica because it's a guilty pleasure to see how out of touch she is.
This post's factoid: her spotter has the flu and is feeling really, really weak. he had to sit down for a while after getting up to the stand.
Factoid #2: T-Stew just came on and said "BABYGIRL IT'S YOUR BOSS"
BASED BLANEY
>>65856995
Great places. Second only to Buc-ees
>>65856995
have you never been to a wawa?
I still don't even know what this race name is advertising.
wow perfect timing
>>65857133
Folds of Honor is a scholarship program for military brats.
Quiktrip is a gas station/convenience store in the south
Second time watching a race, why does Atlanta's track look so shitty?
>>65857268
Because an older surface means better racing
>>65857268
Because it is shit, watch the cars slide in the turn exits later
JUNEBUG WOOOOOOOO
>>65856990
It's Atlanta which is notorious for being a shitty sports town. No one gets good attendance and the old-time folk who went to these races are being replaced by blacks who are even shittier about attendance.
>>65857124
I'm from the area surrounding New York City. I stopped at a Wawa near Pocono once and didn't have time to stake the place out.
>>65857268
Because the surface is almost 20 years old.
based old ashpault
Rolling for first wreck
>mfw how bad the NXS race was
>mfw how good the Truck race was
>impying hamlin isn't destroying his tires
these youngsters cant into tire management
[X] Sideforce
>>65857399
you get like 70 sets of tires per race, it just doesn't matter anymore
>>65857399
Is there a lap number where the tyres tend to fall off? Like in F1 everyone's tyres drop off all within a few laps of each other.
Also, >implying Hamlin is a youngster.
>>65857092
>wasting money on raceview
Good goy!
>>65857473
>that flag
>tyres
Holy shit that camera is already cracked.
>>65857481
Dude it's ten bucks for a month. You probably
>2016
>not drinking water
Amerifats
>>65857502
spend more on Hot Pockets in a week.
Who /vroominnewman/ here??
>>65857526
>>65857502
I penny pinch every thing I make, I don't want to waste money
>Hamlin
lel, hamlin getting eaten alive now
This is good racing. Faster cars can pass and don't get stuck in air.
>>65857473
Depends what the track is, what the track conditions are, and how hard you're driving the car. If you're flooring it and riding the bottom all the way around, they'll obviously fall apart faster.
>>65857538
He's over-due to win. Maybe today is the day.
>>65857600
If not today I definitly think he wins at least one this year
>>65857538
He's an overweight never-was.
I used to like him because he had an engineering degree from Purdue (I don't know how many other drivers even have a college degree). But he tries too hard when it doesn't matter (Rusty Wallace syndrome) and nothing is ever his fault.
I'm over him.
Why do you watch a dead sport?
5.11 overnight ratings for the 500
Come on now!
>>65857708
why do you need to be comforted by popularity in order to enjoy something? you can't make decisions for yourself?
>>65856995
If you're ever down to Texas stop in at a Buc-ee's. It's a convenience store/travel stop the size of a first-generation Wal-Mart. All funded by Eagle Ford oil money. Immaculately clean and fucking enormous even by our standards. There's even one ten miles from COTA, which is closer than NASCAR will ever be.
>>65857668
Cries over EVERY superspeedway wreck
Lapping cars in only 20 laps....
Back markers need to go.
What's the frequency of wrecks at this track? I feel like the low downforce means more spins at this place
>water cooler dale is back
>>65857743
I don't watch a bunch of rednecks driving in circles
I drive a truck for a living, does that make me an athlete?
I am posting whil I dri
>>65857784
Between the lack of down force and murdertire asphalt, hopefully a lot.
>>65857807
>not liking water cooler dale
some kinda communist?
>>65857784
I dunno, this is only the second race that I'm watching.
They seem to be able to spread out easier than at Dayton, which I would assume would lead to fewer wrecks.
>>65857765
>that feel when Archie St. Hilaire's car is guaranteed in the field for at least the next three years despite being total shit while the Wood Brothers have to fight for bones in the street
>>65857752
One is going up right next to TMS
>>65857810
Have you driven it at 200 mph?
>>65857810
https://youtu.be/pr4Xyn4J81k?t=794
Speed it up to 2x and it's just like NASCAR
>>65857834
They spread out naturally at open tracks like this
They bunch up at Daytona due to aerodynamic effects
Why is Dale Jr not embracing his last name?
He.jsnt an in your face asshole like SR was....why?
Do you guys have any interest in me listening to any particular driver? I usually switch to drivers that are racing each other close because they say mean stuff about each other. I just tuned into Newman because of >>65857538
and he's not saying much. He said "Just feels really rigid." "Struggling with being consistent here."
>Went from 43 cars to 40 and still cant fill the field
Soon
>>65857871
because he's a homosexual
>>65857876
Danica is guaranteed gold. So is krut if he starts running poorly
>>65857871
branding
>>65857708
That's too bad. Because NASCAR owns almost all the racing in the USA. Including all the LeMans stuff.
So if NASCAR fails we all fail
>>65857871
He doesn't want to die.
>>65857877
That Kansas race was one of the funnest races I watched with /sp/
>battle for the lead in a green flag run
>>65857912
Motorsports.
It's in the fucking name. Fuck off. It's not like NASCAR threads are like the fucking mandrama threads.
>>65857871
do you really think he enjoyed being called "little E" for such a long time? do you ever wonder that al unser jr was driven to alcohol because everyone calls him "little Al"? jr's done a good job escaping most of the shadow and forging his own identity as a mediocre driver
>>65857906
Why not go to your local short track instead?
>hurrvick
>>65857904
Roger that. Switching to Danicles.
Oh shit Keselowski is going to pit in a couple of laps (lap 39).
>>65857953
why not both? the races don't happen at the same time usually
>>65857877
>>65857926
Harvicks tires were shredded
Who dafuq is this other Earnhardt in the field? Did Dale have a bastard redheaded Pakistani stepchild on his final meth bender before turning right?
>That RF tire from Harvick's car
God damn, this track is eating rubber.
>>65858031
Yeah and he affects a mustache like his dad. It's pathetic.
So that >>65858036
was Harvick's tyre? No wonder he was dropping back.
>>65858031
Dale has like 15,000 cousins with the name Earnhardt all over NC
It's the south, ya know
>>65858006
Hope someone screencapped it, it was canvas on the inside
>>65857855
Actually NASCAR is just like this
http://youtu.be/91k_efWKMoA
>DAT TIRE
>Whitt getting TV time
>>65858058
typical bmw driver
And now half the field is piloting F16s while the other half is in turboprops.
>>65858054
>last name is earndhart
>not related
>tfw
who /surprisewinner/ here?
>>65858121
Are you implying that turboprops are shit?
>>65858126
Im going with water cooler, law of averages says he wins this
>>65858031
Jeffrey. Kerry's son/Dale's grandchild
He's a better MMA fighter than he is a driver.
>>65858143
>walmart
>ad promoting race mixing
Oy vey cultural enrichment
>>65857946
Well, the man drama threads were relegated to asp
Also, people with a urine fetish call it watersports, does that make it a sport?
>>65857912
If you don't like it, why are you here?
Any bets on when Fox gives us some new theme music to come back from commercial to? I've been hearing that guitar riff since they started on this channel.
>>65857765
They are going.
>>65858261
they just brought that guitar riff back this year after a long, long absence
>>65858259
To drive some sense into your brians
I was conceived on a shortbus
>>65858312
Maybe I was hearing it in my mind.
>Nationwide Dale Jr. Performance Report
Because we didn't have the 88 far enough up our collective asses?
>>65858322
>brians
that chick has the :D face
>>65858322
I wish sense would be driven into Brian France
>>65858337
Junior is the most marketable driver on the track. Even Gimmie and Hurrvick play a distant 2nd and 3rd to him.
>>65858261
That's their original them, fuckhead
They used it from 2001-2004, dipshit
They brought it back because people bitched, fuckpenis
My penis won the popular vote
>2016
>not subscribing to Regular Car Reviews on youtube
How does KFC's Nashville Hot Chicken compare to the real thing? I had never had Hot Chicken before eating the KFC version.
what guitar riff are you guys talking about? can't pinpoint it
>>65858322
>Football
>Druggies running around a field with a ball
>"sport"
>Baseball
>Druggies running around in a circle
>"sport"
>Association Football
>Rich Europeans running up and down a field kicking a ball and faking injuries
>"sport"
>>65858438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLR7Ad28_A8
>>65858143
comparatively, yes
>>65858398
>Regular car reviews
Its some dbag from Philly who reviews regular Cara and uses toilet humor to make a video, its pointless
>another great thing about a rookie? If you dont talk about them.
What did he mean by this?
>>65858529
No shit, that's the entire point of the channel. He got salt out of 240sx owners in the s13 review, and its amazing
>Kahne 27th for no reason
>>65858538
you need to earn your stripes kiddo
>>65858557
kahne being shit is a reason
>Clint Boyer is a paid spokesman
No shit.
>>65858557
When's his contract up? Hendrick is probably counting the seconds
>>65858557
Why hasn't khane fucked off to the truck series yet?
>>65858557
>Kahne
That's all the reason you need
>>65858557
in b4 Smiff or Gaydor to the #5 in 2017
Holy shit Danica is such a choker.
She was like 5th to last car on the lead lap, ended up getting passed by like SEVEN cars in about three laps--the other cars on the lead lap, the lader to go a lap down, then by Kyle Larson so she's not the lucky dog.
She sucks so bad!
>tfw based Kansasbro Bowyer wont ever win shit
>>65858597
He just resigned last year
>>65858538
Usually it's the rookies who bring out yellow flags and it's the only time they're mentioned during a race.
>>65858620
you mean re-sign?
>This McDonald's commercial
NO WOMEN IN GAMING
BITCHES WILL DIE
>>65858761
only if it ends with you walking in on your wife getting bull cock
>>65858761
Yes
Inb4 commercial caution
>hey jeff
>jeff
>jeff
>gordon
>hey jeff, since you wont interject into this conversation I'll ask a question that contains the answer and ask your opinion
>>65858761
If you taped yourself to the front bumper while your friend drove, and you fell off and got run over and died, sure.
Are Dodge cars the only American cars worth a shit, or are they just plastic like Chevrolet and Ford?
I MISS DAYLE
>>65858863
Dodge has an engine, thats it.
This engine is great for truck-pullin comps, that's it.
>>65858863
american cars are all plastic, even the viper and corvette
>>65858988
uh what
What's that hose coming off of the back of the helmets for?
>>65858863
Volkswagen, Nissan and BMW are all currently more 'American' than Dodge, and could legally run in MurrikaCAR.
>>65858863
Dodge is shit. They're owned by Fiat so what do you expect?
>>65859062
>wearing winter gloves for driving
>>65859067
>forgetting Toyota, the most american company in the world
also Honder
I hope Kesselowski wrecks hard.
Fucking faggot.
>>65859062
Yes please make more
>>65859168
>Honder
Running my Accord until it dies. Based V6.
>Hometown Welcome, NC
NC is just great
>Ameriscooters
water cooler dale
WATER COOLER DALE
WATER COOLER DALE
how wasn't the super bowl pats vs cards? wtf
>>65859254
this one takes the cake though
>>65859378
because they sucked
>>65859378
Nigger qb vs Old HGH good ol' boy
Sjw nfl willed it.
How fucked is NASCAR when Dale Jr. retires?
Why don't we have a caution clock again?
>>65859482
quite
>>65859482
I've been watching Nascar for a solid two weeks and I'm already tattered of seeing his name mentioned every 5 minutes.
These Coke spots are fucking gold
I like how the leaders aren't really getting away from each other.
>>65859556
*Tired
Fucking autocorrect
>>65859501
Who is this boner condoner
>>65859501
Can you teach me how to drive a manual?
>the closer
Good racing so far. I like the aero changes NASCAR made, but now they just need to add the caution clock to the cup series so we don't get these long boring runs.
>>65859813
KILL YOURSELF
DO IT NOW
>>65859813
This isn't shitposting
fug
20 car improper fueling?
wtf does that mean?
KENSETH BTFO
>>65859813
Commit suicide as soon as possible, even if this was in jest.
>>65859534
>>65859813
>improper fueling
Harvick is gonna be the 2016 champ and you guys know it
>>65859965
Can you stop?
O SHIT THE WHITE CROSS
Going somewhere, Matt?
This season is going to end up being
>Kensethwinslol
Isn't it?
>>65860021
they called the improper fueling so it can be on tv
>KINSITH
>>65860028
when isn't it?
>Kensit BTFO
K E N S E T H
B T F O
T
F
O
rip kinsiss' win
>>>/tumblr/
That seems like a really ticky tacky shit rule
>>65860072
Delete your account
Did the car drive round the oval?
>>65860072
>>65860099
>>65860114
boy are you gonna be mad on Tuesday
>NASCAR fans can dish it* but they can't take it
categorically blown out!
>>65860128
yeah thats happened like 100 times now get with the program
>>65860138
he's not gonna be president either way
>>65860138
>implying based Cruz isnt going to kill it on tuesday
So many phantom issues
shit race fâm
>>65860168
Cruz MIGHT win Texas, but he's waaaaay behind everywhere else
>>65860168
>a literal reptilian
>based
Just got home, what did I miss lads?
>>65860168
Dude Cruz is pretty much proven to be the Zodiac Killer. His only hope at getting away with it is to be elected President, but the net is closing...
No cautions, some good battles around the track and for the lead, Kenseth's team just got BTFO by NASCAR
>>65860199
Kenseth got BTFO by a improper fueling penalty.
No crashes yet, 136 laps of green flag racing.
remember to report
>>65860199
Kenseth cucked. Nothing else.
>>65860191
>believing Fox News polls
Either way I'd vote for either, as long as its not Hillary
That lying bitch hillary is going to win anyways.
Bernie supporter here, but even I know we'll be saying President Trump in January.
>>65860199
It's been green the whole way. The only drama was a pit road violation by Kenseth.
who /kasich/ here?
HARVICK
A
R
V
I
C
K
>>65860234
Cuck
Are there any British drivers?
guys. where is all the debris? last year this race had 5 debris cautions. are the cars made of better materials this season?
>>65860255
UGH button down collar with a tie? EEECH.
I thought he was qualified but how can he dress like that?
Does Kenneth have flared fenders?
>>65860283
British drivers are shit
>we didn't know we had a black flag because I had my headset off
>>65860229
what do you think about this staal trade bro?
