matches today
>3rd bundes
wismut aue - erfurt
magdeburg - stuttgarter kickers
(14:00 cet)
>2nd bundes
braunschweig - fsv
heidenheim - bielefeld
duisburg - st.pauli
(13:30 cet)
>bundes
augsburg - gladbach (15:30 cet)
dortmund - hoffenheim (17:30 cet)
mainz - leverkusen (17:30 cet)
eintracht - schalke (19:30 cet)
good morning
>>65846518
Good morning
>>65846528
are you gonna watch man united - arsenal today?
>tfw no /bundes/ gf
>>65846547
Probably
das Gefühl, wenn sie nicht text zurück
>>65846725
ja, ich hasse das auch
Who is going to win the World Cup lads?
>>65846757
how can it matter now that we know the Cup goes to the highest bidder?
>>65846757
which one?
>>65846757
Germany wins it but donates it to Syria
augsburg 1 - 2 gladbach
dortmund 1 - 3 hoffenheim
mainz 1 - 2 leverkusen
eintracht 1 - 1 schalke
>>65847074
Here's your (you)
augsburg 0 - 2 gladbach
dortmund 4 - 1 hoffenheim
mainz 1 - 1 leverkusen
eintracht 2 - 1 schalke
>>65847164
Thank you
Where is everyone?
>>65847268
doing sunday morning stuff
>>65847285
Oh okay
Klaas @ dopa
Wtf
>dopa
>>65847268
here lad
>tfw not enough Fluppen for tomorrow, but don't want to go outside today
Horrible. Sunday is already ruined.
Hahaha god that's cringey as fuck those pro7 lemmings are fucking around at my holy dopa
Fuck I hate television
Why do I have the feeling that Dortmund will lose today?
my parents will be in Germany in July
their cruise ship stops in Warnemunde and they take a train to Berlin
thank you for reading my blog
>>65847341
>they take a train to Berlin
That's a mistake
Hating Joko & Claas is so 2015.... ugh
>>65847341
Would you have liked to go with them?
So this is the gf of Loris Karius...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMiFlzEDqq0
Hnnnghh
>>65847341
>Berlin
Make sure to make some good memories with them before they depart into doom.
>>65847348
>>65847363
yeah I told them it's not that nice except for the Swabian parts but I'm not sure they believe me
>>65847355
not really
their cruise actually starts in Copenhagen - loops kind of around the Baltic and ends in Stockholm
>>65847348
>>65847363
calm down, dorftrottels
>>65847370
bix nood berlin baboon
>>65847370
I think it is insecure Munichkins
>>65847319
Stop the quarzing then.
Also, where's Lauri?
>>65847350
Lmao piss off
>>65847377
>Stop the quarzing then.
I am weak of mind.
>>65847370
Calm down, Jan Henrik Lee Sören
Don't forget.
>>65847376
Berlin has nothing to be insecure about when you're from Munich. And I say this as someone who can't fucking stand Bavarian anything.
>>65847319
>not going outside to smoke
Spotted the person who has lost track of his life.
>>65847391
They will never find me
>>65847399
It's winter, pal. Standing at the open window while smoking is already uncomfy enough.
>person who has lost track of his life
Actually got my life kinda back on track last year.
why do u guys speak in english in these threads
seriously
>>65847409
so you can join in
>>65847409
ordnung
Who /chicharito/ here?
>>65847409
Because we can.
>>65847416
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>>65847416
Here.
>>65847416
Please do a hattrick chich-kun.
>>65847431
>tfw you're so beta you register Vizekusen and Neverkusen as trademarks
>>65847409
It serves to filter out the Germans with bad English (who are usually shitty posters).
>>65847472
>the Germans with bad English
That's all of us, mate, don't kid yourself.
>>65847472
I suppose it's a good measure of education, because everyone with a remotely decent education can speak english
>>65847467
All the Verantwortlichen are beta
>>65847501
>because everyone with a remotely decent education can speak english
you'd be surprised
>>65847506
Kusen Revolution when?
>>65847522
probably never. because even though german football fans could get rid of their club's administrators, they never do - no matter how badly run the club is
>>65847501
every time we talk german we get autosaged...
>>65847536
>uncompensated jannies are germanophobe and racist against /sp/'s best posters
Nothing new. They'd be on some jew's payroll if they actually received any pay.
http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
Dopa VW edition
>>65847558
>his name is Doug
why is there a woman at DoPa?
who is she?
Naldo's out for the rest of the season. Looks like Wolfsburg can say goodbye to any chance of CL football they might have had.
Where the DoPa qts at?
>>65847582
Literally the worst thing that could have happened to them.
Why is there a women at dopa? What the fuck is going on?
>>65847472
>who are usually shitty posters
Pretty much every foreigner is a shitty poster.
Based Fandel
>he doesn't watch winter sports all day
>>65847641
This is a Bundesliga thread. Take your false elitism sports and fuck right off, wanker.
>camera zooms in on the blonde's tits
what the fuck
This guy is great, people who disagree with him watch football since 2010
>>65847676
Why not? You rather it zoomed in on Wontorra's crotch?
>>65847682
You mean Fandel?
Agreed.
>>65847691
please watch our sport
>>65847693
Okay.
>>65847697
based kiwi
>>65847697
thank you AusGOD
suh bundes
holy shit this constant ingolshit and shitstadt jerkfest at doppelpass
>>65847758
top TOP kek
>>65847691
WEW lad whats up with that
hello is this the bundasliga thread?
>>65847783
3D
halupalu
>>65847783
Thank god that image is low res.
>>65847783
more like BUNDALIGA
>schalke forum
>everyone is buttmad
>>65847801
no they are complimenting them again, saying they play intelligent football and it's fine because they jsut got into the first bundesliga
>>65847801
Holtby said pretty much the same too. That they just spent all their time falling over, and complaining to the referee.
>>65847807
>team plays like shit and puts in literally no effort
>"why is everyone upset for paying money for that kind of football? it's not like we owe you or something"
>>65847837
breitenreiter raus!
>>65847807
Its only going to get worse after wednesday.
>>65847824
And he is right.
>>65847837
>"You should all just lower your expectations, and stop thinking we'll win silverware"
>>65847847
I get mixed feelings every time >we get a dive penalty already, I probably couldn't take it.
>>65847807
>Nichts Neues im Westen
Jo Jochen was sagen die denn?
Is your anus prepared for Red Bull entry?
>>65847899
No. They will Taurus a new one.
>>65847904
upboated
>>65847807
>Fährmann: "Die wahren Fans standen zu uns"
>>65847899
Denmark's sure is. She's had bigger things up her bum than 0,33l cans.
>>65847904
Oh my fucking god.
>>65847925
>hot to add oil to the fire
>>1
>>65847925
Mein Fazit noch dem Interview mit Fährmann. AUCH DER HAT EINEN SOCKENSCHUSS
>Ruhrpottassis not realising Tönnies is the Krebsschaden
>>65847948
>Dunkeldeutsche not realising Tönnies is what keeps Schalke from imploding completely and going into bankruptcy
>muh Sommermärchen
haha Germans desperately clinging to this illusion
- Schalke kann nicht wenn entscheidend ist
- Das ist Status „Keller“. Besser als di Matteo, aber nicht besser als Keller
- AB ist durch. Er ist – wie wahrscheinlich geahnt - nur ein Absteiger aus der 1. Liga. Heidel wird ihn austauschen. Nie vor der 85. wechseln, heute – vollkommen planlos – 3x bis zur 60. ... ein Armutszeugnis. Und Sam als Geheimwaffe ... Hahaha
- Matip wird es in Liverpool so nicht schaffen. Als Aufbauspieler unbrauchbar, als Verteidiger immer für den tödlichen Fehler gut und vorne den Kopfball ist eine 3+ oder Kloppo entwickelt ihn dahin, wo wir ihn nicht hinbekommen haben: zu einem spielerisch intelligenten Aufbauspieler
- In der Truppe steckt seit längerem der Wurm und um den zu entfernen braucht es die viel beschworene Übergangssaison. Nicht diese, die nächste, wenn nicht sogar die nächste und die übernächste wird es sein
- Frankfurt hat keinen Lauf und wir werden sie – wie üblich – aufbauen. 3:0 .... 2x Meier, ALEXANDER Meier
- Gegen den 1. der ukrainischen Liga (ohne den verkauften Teixera) mit der Leistung zu Hause auszuscheiden geht GARNICHT.
- Nächstes Jahr ohne Huntelaar, ohne Sam, ohne ohne ohne ... ihr dürfte fortsetzen.
- der Ausfall von Goretzka ist nicht zu kompensieren
- Keine CL, keine EL dieses Jahr. Es reich ei fach nicht und eine Teilnahme wäre auch nicht gut
- Die HV wird rustikal
- Die Mannschaft hat niemanden, der das Ruder übernimmt
- Gut das ich in Berlin wohne und mir die 2x750 Euro für die Dauerkarten erstmalig gespart habe
- Schalke ist ein peinlicher deutscher Vertreter in der EL ... kampflos abgeschenkt
- Alle meinen „Mund abwischen und weiter Freunden“ wünsche ich weiterhin masochistische Fussballabende
- Das Hinspiel hätten wir besser 1:0 oder 2:0 verloren, aber die unverbesserlichen Optimisten meinten ja, dass der Schiedsrichter uns betrogen hat. Die Realität ist: das Hinspiel war ein glückliches 0:0
Why does Schalke still believe they are a top team in Germany and a Champions League contender?
>pay 50€ for 1 (one) ticket
>game is on a thursday 19:00 because the team completely threw the CL away last season
>ok i guess
>supposed to drive there after work through the fucking ruhrpott
>freeze your ass off
>home team forfeits after 20 minutes
>gets schooled by a bunch of ukrainian soldiers
>"why is everyone upset?"
are millionaires really that retarded? i mean, come on
>>65847963
>- Gut das ich in Berlin wohne und mir die 2x750 Euro für die Dauerkarten erstmalig gespart habe
Why not just start bandwagoning Hertha?
>>65847965
Because aside of Bayern and Dortmund everyone else is just as shit.
>>65847965
Because it's >Schalke
>>65847965
because they easily could be if they get their shit together
>>65847980
>>65847963
>>65847965
we have the best young midfield in Germany
>>65847989
same for wolfsburg and leverkusen
>>65848001
>(can't wake up)
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>65847993
Big Bertha Berlin is 3rd. Yes, Bayern and Dortmund are flying high above a big lake of steamy shit.
>mfw people think sahne is better than dahoud
>mfw niggas don't smash dat mf (You) button
>>65848003
>we
You have nothing to do with schalke, though.
>>65848015
>>65847963
Sollten wir Sonntag bei dem aktuell vielleicht miesesten Club in der Liga verlieren, sehe ich noch schwärzer.
>>65848004
yeah, but people don't care enough about those werkself to make fun of it ya know
but people love to hate on schalke
>Matip will not make it in Liverpool way. As point guard unusable as a defender always for the fatal mistake well and forward the header a 3+ or Kloppo is developed it where we do not get him to a playful intelligent point guard
>>65848016
>
He's 1904% Knappe
>>65848016
im turkish so i feel a connection with my ruhrpott brothers
guess werder bremen might be better
>>65848035
MSV Duisburg is the designated Libya and Turkey team
>>65848045
nigga i aint followin no Zweite Bundesliga team
ok
>>65848035
You should feel a connection to a high-voltage line, turkroach.
>>65847963
Schlakke war damals die Ausgeburt der Hölle. Woche für Woche zogen Heerscharen von zahnlosen und arbeitsscheuen – dafür aber umso gewaltbereiteren – niederen Kreaturen durch die Republik, um sich mit Gleichgesinnten im Parkstadion zu treffen. Selbst auf 50,- DM Haupttribünenplätzen herrschte akute Lebensgefahr, wenn man ein anderes Trikot als das der Meineid-Zombies trug
>>65847963
draxler did the right thing
Who's the best midfielder in this sorry excuse of a league?
>>65848127
pierre-emile hojbjerg
>>65848127
attacking or defensive?
>>65848113
he's truly the next judas
>>65848127
GRANIT
mfw dortmund and gladbach will lose today
>>65846528
good mornng
>>65848146
>>65848132
Complete
>>65848157
still granit
>>65848157
GOATretzka and gündoGOAT
>>65848157
KK44
>>65848167
LE DISAPPEAR IN EVERY GAME MAN
>>65848157
Deine Mudda :D
>>65848167
Based Bochum connection
>>65848146
>kießling
not on my watch
>mfw leverkusen gladbach and schalke lose yet again because they don't even want to qualify for CL
>>65848179
>mfw no face
>>65848157
dogan
>>65848146
On his way to the League Cup final
>>65847963
>schalke
>>65848217
im using this tshirt rn atm
>>65848209
no u
>dirtmund plays
>dumb plastic fans shit up the thread
Every time.
Nobody wants to watch Augsburg VERSUS Mönchengladbach so we can all watch Manchester Arsenal.
And after that its Dortmund time
>>65848223
don't be mean to mugi
>>65848230
>Nobody wants to watch Augsburg VERSUS Mönchengladbach so we can all watch Manchester Arsenal.
agree
>And after that its Dortmund time
disagree
>>65848222
No one cares you dumb plastic fan.
>>65848230
>Dirtmund time
Not even once-
>>65847963
are you horst heldt?
>>65848230
I will
>>65848238
That's fine with me, the only reason I want to watch Dortmund play is to watch them lose.
It's basically a win-win situation because if they win I saw goals and if they drew or lost Bayern is even more ahead
>>65848230
jokes on you, i'm in augsburg right now
>>65847963
>Schalke kann nicht wenn entscheidend ist
falsch
>>65848238
>>65848249
dumb customers
>>65848281
no u
>>65848291
cosplay convention
>>65848310
who is this semen demon?
>>65848252
Gib Proof
>>65848317
it's Jogi
>>65848252
scheiß Datschiburger
>>65848339
who dota2 here?
>>65848343
phönix reporting in
>adults playing video games
embarrassing tbqh
>>65848339
>Anno
which one?
>>65848343
haven't played in a couple of months. great game, but the most people playing it are the worst kind of subhuman trash
>>65848362
hibikeeeee
>>65848343
russian hacker?
>>65848323
Uploading from mobile nbecause i cant transfer files to my laptoo
>>65848343
I'm here
>>65848363
the evangelion guy
>>65848379
>>65848391
Stadium is alright too
>>65848391
no it's a shithole
>>65848379
Thanks for the proof. Hopefully you can Düpdüpdüp
denmark?
>>65848453
why does van gaal wants to lose
Van Gaal should have used his youngsters earlier.
>>65848371
based
Playing Shogun 2 RotS right now
>>65848527
hello
>>65848544
Yello
>>65848544
>>65848596
on the front page
>http://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n2104628_/rangnick-effes-taktik-wie-vor-30-jahren/
>this Rangnick asshurt
>>65848618
You are the kind of person no one wants on /a/.
>>65848643
no one wants anyone on /a/ until they stop trying to fit in
>>65848673
Man you are so fucking cancerous.
If you are saying it maybe I really am!
>Ralf Minge
hehehe
>>65848625
Wew, never thought I could dislike someone for bashing Effe.
walcott
>>65848453
>united hav a team sheet sponsor
wow
>>65847963
judas
>>65849141
>Gouweleeuw
>>65849141
hazard starting
BIELEFELD BIELEFELD BIELEFELD
de gay
who's the second commentator at the united-arsenal match? he's a fucking idiot
Martialesque
>this Calmund-Matthäus banter at sky
please tell me you watched this
>"hehehe, ach du drecksack"
lel
>>65849537
was actually cleary outside from the other angle
>>65849558
Fuck I missed that. I'm watching the meme game.
>>65848379
I could literally kill you right now.
Wie kommts das alle Bayern fans Anime-Hurensöhne sind
>>65849537
CLICK THE X
>>65849724
Junge du bist auf 4chan. Jeder hier der nicht behindert ist ist ein Anime-Huresohn.
Shitseshit
Based Rashford
>>65849724
ich seh keinen einzigen hier drin
auf welchen Gaia Seiten treibst du dich bitte rum du dummer Hurensohn
SHITSESHIT
>>65849836
Leicesters face when
>>65849878
Dein fetter Arsch tut aber sehr weh
Based Rashford
>>65850072
aua aua
>>65850072
deiner gleich noch mehr wenn du nochmal so nen scheiß über meinen Club behauptest, digga
>>65850144
Mirko pls
Leicester could be the facto champions today
Rottenham Hotshit
>>65850562
>11 matches to play
:^)
>>65850853
>jurgen
seriously, using umlauts can't be that hard, can it?
>rottenspam hotsperm
>shitburg
enjoy relegation
>FC KIK getting BTFO
loving it, away with these cunts
>>65851131
>FC KIK
pls explain