appreciation thread for the greatest secondary striker in the world, possibly in history
>greatest <dead position>er in the world
the one in OP happened today, just so you plebeians know
What was he thinking here?
one of the most underrated players atm tbH
>>65699939
He got lucky, that's all. Overrated t.b.h.
>bundesleliga
>>65699939
>plays in the /Bundes/
>no competition at all
Is OP serious? Picture related, he is the boss!
>there are people thinking müller is overrated
kek
Also the fact that he will never leave bayern no matter how much money epl shits offer makes him even more based.
>>65699975
nearly got outbantered by cheech m8
top 5 player in the world
prove me wrong
>>65700006
this so much this
man's a true bavarian born and bred, I'm pretty sure he's only played for his youth club somewhere in oberbayern before joining Munich at age 11
amazing how far one man's come only playing for one club
He's shit, utter shit, and very third world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5laKMu0H3Y
>>65699990
>mad dortmunder detected
>>65699939
>secondary striker
>Bayernwinslol league
>That flag
any update on muller to man utd?
>>65700073
Yeah. Never.
>not rating Müller
SHIGGDYDIGGYDOO
>>65700073
try NEVER, EVER
>>65700085
>>65700073
He's going to Liverpool, la
leagues better than shitnaldo desu
>>65700032
There are rumors that city or manu even offered sums in the 100m range.
Love the guy
>>65700121
Oh yeah no player has ever had rumors surround them
>>65699939
meh, still looks awkward as fuck though
you never know if his goals are actually intentional
for me, muller is my favourite player in the world to watch, not just on the ball but off it and off the pitch
>>65700152
yes, he clearly had no intention to score there (??)
>>65700121
I also thought 100mil was the number but I'm not sure whether that was ever really verified. in any case they were offering Bale money
>webm size: 2.74 MB
>encode
>3.08
ffs
>>65700032
not really hard to be loyal when you're playing for one of the best teams in the world
no one's cumming themselves about iniesta's loyalty
>>65700151
would've bothered to find an english source if you weren't such a shithead
http://www.sport1.de/fussball/bundesliga/2015/07/manchester-united-soll-100-millionen-fuer-thomas-mueller-vom-fc-bayern-bieten
>Germans unironically worship a goat fucking hillbilly
>>65700165
truly, he never stops entertaining
>>65700152
pleb
>>65700073
coming right after Javi Martinez to Liverpool confrimation
>>65700262
whenever a big transfer goes down, you can be sure that the player himself takes a fuckton of money personally (signing bonuses, percentage of fee that goes to the player, etc). it's not just the lure of a bigger contract and a better team, the transfer itself makes the player a ton of money
but you should know this Lloyd
>>65700472
>percentage of fee that goes to the player
that's some next level memery. It's called an agent fee and it goes to the agent, not the player
>>65700511
there are many fees, some which go to the agent and some that go to the player
are you really this dumb Gaylord?
>literally won the Golden Boot at age 20
Absolutely unreal
>>65700152
and then there's this faggot
>>65699939
Will he overtake Klose for World Cup goals?
>>65700262
THIS
Thomas Muller plays for one the best clubs in the world, im sure he receives a more than fair compensation. I dont think its hard not to sign for a worse club like Manure or Citeh.
>>65700635
At this point, how can he not?
>>65700655
Could get injured before the tournaments start, or Germany could do shit which is pretty unlikely.
I think he's on 9 WC goals now, so he's one group stage with a 3rd world nation in it away from breaking the record.
>>65700635
>>65700655
>40 goals behind klose
he's got time if anything but it's gonna be tough
if he keeps his rate and matches Klose's apps he will almost catch him but he's young and he's still got a lot of time to play for Germany and get better
>>65700712
Talking about WC goals, not all international goals
>>65700726
>me in charge of reading comprehension
>only 26 and 6 goals behind klose
yeah he's definitely gonna make it
>>65700655
>At this point, how can he not?
It's impossible to tell. He has two World Cups left, he's going to be 28 and 32 respectively. What if he gets injured for one and his team will turn out to be shit for the 2nd one?
World Cup scoring is too unpredictable, he might score another 10 and set an unbreakable record or he might finish his career with just 1 more goal. Neither of those options would surprise me
>he classifies Muller
>>65700688
>>65700712
He has 10 wc goals, hes 26 so he has at least two world cups left in him with a minimum of 6 matches to be played.
Klose scored he record breaking goal at age 35, and with that in mind, it is not unlikely that Muller could feature in three more world cups. At that age he would probably not be a starter, but none the less get the possibility to score a goal or two.
>>65700796
this webm officially confirmed that you are a massive faggot
>le croat from canada who got cuck'd into supporting a german club and now spams muller webms man
That's it, I'm filtering all these maple apes.
>>65700870
>>65700923
see
>>65700923
>>65700953
>bragging about getting away with massive refball
"based"
>>65701023
m8 that's life, when an opposing player does this he's a cunt
but when >your player does it, he's >our cunt
>>65700923
This is a celebration/appreciation thread, go be angry somewhere else Boris
>>65699939
This ugly goblin seems to score only accidental clumsy goals
>>65701023
At least he's somewhat honest about it, when the play is over. Better than a crap load of faceless players, who act like they are the virgin mary even in press conferences and interviews later. Because of this one play refs didn't call a lot of shit that happened to him later on. I hate Bayern, but if all players had the balls Müller has, the sport would be a lot better.
>>65700511
It is often written into players contracts that they will get a percentage of any transfer fee.
>>65701176
Why so upset?
>>65701213
>>65699975
what happens if a sub touches a ball thats in play? does he get a yellow or red etc
>>65701289
He really is a clown. As a defender, I would love at him. He has no physique whatsoever.
>>65701176
But he scores a fuckton of them
>it's an obsessed canadian customer episode
>>65701825
kek he would probably dribble past you without even getting touched
>>65700307
>that webm
the funny thing about this was that he was speaking bavarian, the subtitles can't convey joke desu
>>65701884
>Customer
Kek
>>65702015
schweini at the end makes the whole webm desu
>>65701816
someone answer this pls
>>65702054
https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&es_th=1&ie=UTF-8#q=what%20happens%20if%20a%20sub%20touches%20a%20ball%20in%20play
>>65702054
He has to get subbed on immedeatly and gets a yellow. Free kick for the other team also.
>>65701289
expected better schuhplattling from him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSbYSNzyiOg
>>65700546
That fucking filename
I don't know how he scores so many goals. He moves like he's retarded and is lanky as hell. How does he do it?
>>65702282
Pic related. He may be awkward, but he's a GOAT nonetheless
>>65699975
>those noia jazz hands at the end
He must really really like women
>>65701825
Oh geez how come no one has ever realized this?
>>65700546
>look im ronaldo.webm
kek
>>65702217
>in modern germany this would be banned for suppressing refugees' culture
>>65703090
good i want none of that gay hillbilly shit near my country
>>65703269
You poor fool. My grandmother is from Germany. She was there in the glory years (yes, THOSE years). She left in 1954, and we recently took her back for the first time since. She literally wanted to killer herself when she saw how much the Fatherland had pussyfied itself. That broken shell of a country could use some of its former glory.
>>65703858
the people here have been saying it before your country even existed
nice to know she listened and gtfo'ed
>>65704038
I actually lived over there for a few years (Vilseck, small base about 2 hours from Nuremberg). 10x better than the US in my opinion.
>>65704469
i lived (and went to school) in charlotte for 3+ years
i loved it and made the best friends i ever had there
I just got kinda struck by this worry his form is going to drop off with carlo, his playing style is extremely well suited to pep's system where he can roam and find space within the possession based structure and constantly be fed all kinds of balls
part of the reason he's so good for the NT is that international football doesn't have quite the cohesive philosophy most clubs have due to the much larger amount of time spent playing and practicing with your squadmates. his hardworking, unpredictable wild card kind of role is very well suited for that kind of play
but then again he was based before pep so he'll probably be fine
>>65704989
Carlo is twice the manager poop will ever be so the only thing that can happen to muller is he get better
"Herr Müller, kann man das pfeifen?"
"ja er hats ja gepfiffen dann kann mans pfeifen ne"
>>65704989
can we get clear webms of football moments with a good picture instead of some ripped scenes from crazy youtube kids who play around with movie maker too much?
>>65705153
Fucking hell it's the arse/manure/chelshit early damage control squad again
>>65699939
It's good, but it's no Dele Alli
>>65699939
He's not even good he literally just stands in random positions then the ball bounces off him and goes in the net somehow. Anybody could do that.
>>65705153
>16 years
>3 league titles
>twice the manage poop will ever be
lol k
>>65700307
>he said you look nice
>>65709187
>it's the obsessed poop customer episode
>>65709244
>pointing out a simple fact is now being an obsessed customer
lol k
>16 years
>3 titles
that's an utterly pathetic record and you know you can say nothing to defend this kind of ineptitude when he spent those 16 years coaching teams that collect league titles for fun
>>65709262
stay obsessed customer
>>65699939
he's not a secondary striker, he's a deep-lying inzaghi who can playmake
>buyernliga
>>65709119
Somehow he does that everytime. 17 goals and 5 assist in the league.
>>65709317
this
he reminds me a lot of Pippo
he's not particularly gifted either physically nor technically, but he's quick, great at shifting his balance and has this insane determination and focus
>>65709084
yeah, that was fuckin dumb, the flashing is pissing me the fuck off too
Pep will be surprised when he comes to City and finds that Aguero isn't even as good as Muller.
>>65700953
How did Bayern get away with this?
>>65709275
>p-pep is leaving and m-my league is going to fall into obscurity again ;(
