>wake up
>van Laal not "sacked in the morning"
>mou not hired
Hold me, /sp/. We really are going to be like Liverpoo aren't we?
>>65678703
we'll be fine
*sighs*
>>65678709
>>65678703
>>65678709
>we
>we'll
>United paid the same amount of money for Martial that Real Madrid did for Zidane
>>65678709
>It's been 3 years since they won a EPL title
>still doing European cups
Thell be fine
i dont follow football that much, but i thought utd's fanbase despise mourinho
>>65678756
Martial really is the new Henry tho
Seriously, in the absurdly abysmal season, all I can think about is "I hope Martial doesn't want out" because he's the only good player. fuck, we could have spent all 250 million on him, and it would be the same as it is now.
>it's a "danny welbeck scores a crucial goal for arsenal" episode
lel, why are the people in charge of united so incompetent
fergie literally made every single one of them and they're doing their best to throw it all away
>>65678721
RIP Lemmy
>>65678871
And getting rid of Chicha. Beyond just the fact that both of those players are better than 90% of the shit players United have now, I think every United fan really liked both of them, just as being part of the team or one of us or whatever.
Not only that, but getting rid of Di Maria was dumb as fuck also.
I mean, I can't think of a single good decision United have made in the last three years apart from signing Martial.
>>65678917
>getting rid of Chicha/Di Maria
well, those two decisions weren't the dumb decisions, the bad decisions were to not have them play enough and not have them express themselves
Of course they want to leave when they hardly play(Hernandez) or had a shit time(Di Maria)
>signing martial
he is a good player and is probably going to become a great player, but they still overpaid massively for him
>>65678950
They didn't overpay for him in terms of value. Maybe they did in terms of what they could have gotten him for, but I could have no idea about the nuts and bolts of whatever negotiations went on.
>>65678703
>be like Liverpool
Say what you want about the Scouse, they've never lost a game to a bunch of Danish plumbers.
>We really are going to be like Liverpoo aren't we?
You wish you were like Liverpool.
>>65678997
what?
good in the past, mediocre nowadays?
but they already are anon
>>65679013
5 times la :---)))
>>65679035
did you suffer mental damage?
oh wait, that's just incurable delusion
>>65678703
>We really are going to be like Liverpoo aren't we?
Yes you are. But it isn't like the 1999er generation don't deserve it.
Bandwagoners.
>>65679035
>muh 5 times
this is all liverpool fans have left and they will even lose this eventually
>>65678709
>we
What part of United are you from lad
>lose to literally who 1999 FC
>"A-atleast w-we're on the same level than Liverpool right ;___; ?
No you wish you were at Liverpool's level. 5 time la' let that sink in.
>>65679151
20 times
>>65679182
>only 2 (two) more than Liverpool
That doesn't justify your unwarranted self importance m8
18 + 5 >>> 20 + 3
>>65679206
I have no self importance, i'm not the one spamming 5 times all over this thread
>20 times
>It's more than 18
>Leave Manchester United to me
>Lose to Full Time Plumbers
>Keep job
Van Laal is the gift that keeps on giving
>>65678703
they want stability until the summer
>>65679046
ABL IS A MENTAL ILLNESS LAD
>Manure becomes like the browns or raiders and fire their coach every 1-2 years
YES!
it's actually a joke how he's still in a job
8 wins in 25 games
>>65679609
>>65679586
What's the origin of the meme? I fell asleep before the match started
>>65679808
ABLiverpool and ABLeeds are great ways to bring joy to your life, now ABLeicester is a mental illness
>>65679108
Right there.
>>65678721
Context?
>>65684952
The musician anon was referring to passed away few hours later.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy
>mfw
>>65685037
>doctor gave him 2 to 6 months to live
>that post is made
>he dies 2 days after diagnosis
Holy fuck, "hell" be fine indeed.
>>65679895
/sp/ thinks Mdjyjtystland is full of amateurs.
Not fond of this meme myself.
>>65685357
And they say meme magic is not a real thing...
>>65678832
time heals all wounds
>>65679895
>some Midgetland players used to work as plumbers before going pro
>some players in the Danish top-tier are semi-pros who work as plumbers, bus drivers, etc.
>/sp/ uses hyperbole to mock United's loss by referring to their opposition as full-time plumbers
Just went to a bar with my normie friends, and I just wanted to say
>FULL TIME PLUMBERS
>>65685357
>>65685393
Best meme this year
>>65685393
I wonder who actually bothered to google each player's name individually.
>>65678984
Slippy G and the 3
>>65685393
Why did google direct me to myjobscotland when I search your Mdjyjtystland ? Spelling?
Think about a career change. FULL TIME PLUMBER never sounded so based these days.
>>65687371
It's Midtjylland.
>>65678871
Selling Hernandez, especially for such a shit low price, was a mistake.
>FC Midtjylland has a team in the Superleague Formula race car series where football teams lend their name to cars. They made their debut in the 2009 season. Hitech Racing has operated the car and Kasper Andersen is the driver. FC Midtjylland and Andersen have been plagued by reliability problems and accidents. They have had 1 pole position, pipping Rangers F.C. to the honour at Circuit Zolder.
FULL TIME DRIVERS
Mourinho needs to be hired, the club is way too fucked up now to consider other managers. Even though Mou is shit compared to other managers regarding youth, the first team needs a complete overhaul done quickly which Mou could easily do in the summer. Van Gaal cannot stay, Pochettino/Giggs will not be able to do shit with this broken squad. Never should have fired Moyes.
Mou going to United was in my dream this morning for some reason. Haven't even been following the league that much this year desu. Just James Richardson's sweet puns creeping into my subconscious.
>>65678703
no we (lfc) are actually going to win a competition this year
>>65685543
>>65685393
what is banter
>>65689628
>we
>le leak up
>>65678703
>We really are going to be like Liverpoo aren't we?
No, you're going to be 3/5 of Liverpool.
>>65679885
Yeah, but sack him for who, Giggs?
van gaal has been such a hilarious failure
he should have been sacked after they got raped by mk dons
FULL TIME PLUMBERS
>>65678703
part of manchester you're from?
>>65694209
People were at moyes neck despite having a decent performance, this manager is getting his ass handed by league 1 tier teams and nothing has been done.
>>65694315
what can they do?
the best manager in the world has already signed for the only team in manchester
>>65678984
Why is Slippy G feeling up his daughters? Do the English really do this?
>>65678984
they lost to cockroaches on pens though
>>65694355
he was hounded out of England and moved to American where incest is more socially acceptable.
wait they actually lost to plumbers? lmao
is a brazzers account worth the money?
>>65694397
no but a blacked.com account is
>>65694315
>moyes
was a disgrace. Just like Van Gaal. Enough with this meme.
>mouyes
will also be a disgrace, and will run the club into the ground after a short three of four weeks of success.
>>65694355
what the shit is this
context?
>>65694422
dont be silly, Mou will do what he does at every club
1st year) rebuild
2nd year) win the league
3rd year) refuse to develop his tactics, alienate one section of the club (owner, players, fans) and make his position untenable
>>65694355
fucking white people baka
>>65694355
Remember when fergy olver was called a pedophile for the SAME THING?
Oh wait, he still is.
dumb frogposter
>>65678703
Why not just get Fergie back?
>>65678703
>we
>we
>we
>we
All the way home
just raid everton for stones and barkley
>>65678703
Don't worry lad, LvG will come good. Just have faith in the philosophy.
It's all to do with injuries. Murphy's law. It's 100% down to luck.
I mean, how well do you think Bayern, Madrid, Barca, Man City or Arsenal would have done with 14 first team injuries including their first choice keepers, best player and captain?
Pro-tip: They'd all do worse than we have done.
Last year LvG beat Spurs, Liverpool and City in a row remember? Next year is our year.
>>65694707
That's not his daughter...
Benzema looking all jealous there. And everyone knows Penaldo is gay as fuck, I doubt he's a pedophile.
>>65695040
uh.... because he's retired and therefore not available maybe?
>>65696180
I think he means why not get Fergie out of retirement.
