> yfw someone calls Ronaldo "Penaldo" or "le tap in man"
This is literally all the goals Zlatan scored this year in > Ligue UH
If it's so easy, why doesnt everyone do it.
Also he scored one more blooter than Ronaldo ever has
>>65636424
0:48 is a fucking great goal
Apart from that I guess I see your point
>>65636424
ibrahimovic is nowhere near the class of godtier players, well he doesnt even fit into the pleb's interpretation of a "world class" player (time at barca). he is an okay striker, people just love him for the way he is off the pitch.
kek, that fucking press session
no one cares about zlatan tho
I don't understand what you're trying to say, OP. Because Zlatan is a tap-in man, that makes Ronaldo a not-tap-in man?
>>65636490
How many teams play (almost) exclusively with the intention of giving goals to one player?
no one is saying that Zlatan is the best player in the world
Zlatan is the best player in the world
>>65636424
Zlatan being shit doesn't mean ronaldo isn't
Zlatan's getting older, he's had his career full of wonder goals and blooters, and no one's trying to call him the current best
Portuguese cunts think they're hard because they're not replying to me, but yet they are cucks who love to be bullied with that barbosa meme and they enjoy when the big boys are teasing them and tearing their asses apart. Fuck you portuguese cunts, fuck off bitches you know that?!
>00:59
jesus christ that defending
>>65636584
>How many teams play (almost) exclusively with the intention of giving goals to one player?
Real, for one.
>goals outside the box are now considered tap ins
how high are your standards?
>how can you say Ronaldo is shit if Zlatan is shit?
No one claims that Ibra is as good as Messi though m8
Being a poacher is a skill but a poacher will never be the best player in the world
>>65636424
so he scored a shitload of goals already and it's not even march? aha.
sweden confirmed for awesome.
>>65636424
They're both shit, yes
>>65636424
goal poaching is an extremely difficult skill to master
>>65636515
(you)
>>65636424
that said , the dude knows where he has to be to make it happen
>>65636424
CAN'T BAN THE ZLATAN
Zlatan does a lot more for that team than just score
>>65636424
Looks just like the Penaldo tap ins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ0TsPih0i8
> g-guys guys, lets hate on great positional play and deadly finishing
>>65636424
>0:51
>1:03
For fucks sake defending doesn't get worse than this
Either this or PSG players are fast as fuck
>fox in the box isn't a real skill or play style
No words
Zlatan actually has good passing skills and better vision so yeah he's better than Gaynaldo
>tfw zlatan wins the champions league
>>65636424
He scored like 21 in 20
Is it really that bad ?
> 31 goals
> 10 assists
in 33 games this season. At age 34.
>>65637176
>being this new to lel liga
>>65637722
21 goals and 8 assists in 19 games in Ligue 1 this season.
>>65637722
>15 tap-ins, 5 penalties, 1 outside of the box
>"""""Not bad"""""
This is what a good striker looks like :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCYKAaef5Zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP9d629DbKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX_exejshGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASan4nMBqkU
>>65636490
I'm as memeily against Ronaldo as all the cool kids here on /sp/ but when he was at yanited he scored plenty of blooters
>>65637437
>deadly finishing
>deadly
I like how we are talking shit about Ibra of all people for not scoring more "cool" goals.
>>65636424
he's good at positioning and finishing. especially one touch finishing. what's the problem?
Isn't Zlatan like 2nd in the league in assists? How many assists does Penaldo have?
>>65637877
Goals only really count if they're scored from behind halfway with a double backflip bicycle kick
>>65636424
>MR STAND IN THE RIGHT SPOT GUY
>>65636515
mc paki ride bringing the heat today
>>65637916
>Top scorer and 2nb passer in Ligue 1
>Against Troyes, Lille, Bordeaux, Toulouse, Saint-Etienne, Monaco, Angers, Lyon, Nice, Marseille, Rennes
>Meanwhile Messi assists his team mates against Real Madrid and Atletico, so does De Bruyne against United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham, so does Muller against Monchengladbach and Dortmund
He's top scorer in the memest league m8
>>65637968
>implying mid and low table Spanish teams are anything to write home about
Zlatan is 34 years old and he isn't a pure 9 on the field, he's somehow a Lieutenant at forward positions. I've always wanted him to finally sign with Real Madrid (could've been awesome if it was like Figo, straight out of Barça you know lol).
Anyway, much respect for him. I remember he scored the 1-0 in the first Clásico of the Florentino Pérez second run (2009-10 season). Glad the realized Messi is total scumbag in the locker room, same reason Eto'o wanted out.
Bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN6rwi6LDKI
>>65637968
> 2016
> still pretending that the Bundesliga matters
>>65637975
>PSG literally scored 63 goals in 26 matches
>Monaco are closer to Ligue 2 than they are to 1st place
>>65638020
>Monaco are closer to Ligue 2 than they are to 1st place
holy kek
>>65638020
>Monaco are closer to Ligue 2 than they are to 1st place
What does that even mean
>>65638020
> b-but its ok if its Bayern
Ibra is still better than Lewa.
>>65638084
Closer to relegation than they are to PSG in terms of points...... Holy shit bro
>>65637439
it's shit defending, most teams in ligue 1 now just roll over and just wait for PSG to be done since they're guaranteed the title
>>65637824
Ibra is 34. I'm sure you can find a compilation of his great goals earlier in his career.
>>65636424
>that montage of penalties in the middle
kek
m8 did you even see his 4th against us and he was like 90 then I swear
>>65636583
That's exactly the problem. People care too much about Cristiano Ronaldo.
>>65638084
>>65638107
>American has to explain relegation
>relegation does not even exist in America
holy fuck you should be ashamed of yourself Harry
>>65638020
Fuck if you just cover over PSG that's a close table
>>65637824
Zlatan is better than all 4
You have no idea what you're talking about
>>65637968
Ibra is also 34 years old you fucking memer
And I love you only used Real and Atletico...you know the rest of the La Liga teams are just as shitty as the ones in Ligue 1
>>65638128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX2c3vRp7Z4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUIMJM2_2Qg
I don't get why everyone gets all butthurt about le tap ins. If you can score, then so be it. Maybe they should just do a 360 degree spin before shooting to please you autists.
>>65637968
>still fooling yourself into thinking la liga has good defending
kek
I'm glad the internet is finally coming off their zlatan obsession. Hes basically an ugly ronaldo. Yes he's done more cool shit but for me he has all the worst qualities of ronaldo but gets no shit for it. That said penaldo is penaldo.
>>65639088
>Hes basically an ugly ronaldo.
Ummm yeah no
>>65638756
>Ibra better than pre-2013 Drogba, 2006-2010 Torres, 2000s Totti or Suarez
Try harder
>>65636640
>>65636664
Now what faggot?
>>65637603
The best thing about it is that Zlatan "I choke on Maxwell's Penis" Ibrahimovic will never win the CL. PSG will win once he's gone.
You should see Penário goals in the 2000s lmao
>>65638115
>tfw no more based Ochoa to make Zlatan sperg out
>>65639355
Ibra is certainly better than Drogba and fucking Torres. Totti is debateable but yeah, he's inferior to Suarez.
>>65638020
>Troyes
that first goal is better than anything penaldo has scored this season.
>>65636424
Nobody says Zlatan is Europe's best player. But he's still better than Ronaldo. He scores, he assists, he builds up the plays, he clears corners with his length, he even defends nowadays ffs.
Ronaldo on the other hand only wants it served on a tsu-platter so he can do his cringe celebration and try to convince himself that he's half the player Messi is. That massive faggot literally thinks Messi served up Suarez so that he could be ahead of him in goalscoring. Not a tribute to cancer-ill Cruyff, a Barca legend and not have the 300th goal be a fucking penalty.
>>65636424
nobody rates zlatan because he shills in a low tier league.
>>65638115
sounds like French women
>>65637968
I feel flattered you consider >us (Mönchengladbach) a good team
Nobody says Zlatan is a top 3 player in the world/as good as Messi/One of the GOATs though. That's the reason Cristiano gets shit, because his fans and the media hype him up to ridiculous levels.
>>65639459
Ibra might beat out Drogba and Torres for longevity, but i'd certainly take them at their peak over Zlatan.
>>65644628
Torres is a meme player. He was never top tier in his prime. Never.
>>65638115
just like the Bundesliga then
>>65636424
>Zlatan at the age of 34 starts to score tap ins while scoring beautiful and incredible goals for most of his career
>Penaldo, now 31, has been a tap in merchant for years now
I honestly don't see your point.
>>65637132
No chimpouts allowed
>>65636424
>striker scores most goals from close range
guess i'd be surprised too if giroud played for my country
>>65644648
He finished top 3 in the ballon d'or, behind Messi and Ronaldo. You obviously never saw him in his first two seasons at Liverpool if you think he wasn't top tier. He was the most lethal striker in world football.
>>65644648
>Torres was never top tier in his prime
This is what Chelsea fans believe
>>65644939
>Chelsea fans
I'm a Chelsea fan I'd take prime Torres over literally anyone. Shame he lost his way just ahead of his move to >us.
>>65637206
le bad boy v the real bad boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YDM4mqEcA
>>65645560
Tbh they're both meme "bad bois"-
>>65636424
You are really dumb if you take this tapin meme seriously, a good striker is always in good position to receive the pass to score the goal.
>>65644141
you sound like a woman. a delusional one at that.
>>65644648
>these are the people that call amerifats stupid
>>65638756
>>65639459
>>65644559
100% truth. Ligue 1 is a joke.
