what did you think of the halftime show?
got any replay streams guys
>>65472859
murica at its worst.
Didn't watch
/puppy bowl/ here
I love Coldplay unironically, but it wasn't that great.
Beyonce is a literal meme.
>>65472947
Do they even understand life?
I liked it!
Not coldplay though, fuck coldplay.
Best in awhile
>>65472859
Coldplay got cucked by blacks.
>>65472939
>national flag is a shoppers rewards card
Shit people. Shit theme. Not at night, so shit. Felt like it was only 5 minutes. Confusing. Who the fuck was the white guy. Shit. I didnt see fireworks. No wardrobe malfunctions. 50th superbowl halftime didnt feel like it was a 50th superbowl halftime. Shit.
Really shit.
Coldplay is a bad choice for a really upbeat event.
Beyonce is just old and tired by now.
Bruno Mars was the best part and I don't even give a shit about that dude.
coldplay was kinda catchy and i have to admit i actually slightly enjoyed it despite how big of a meme they are.
I'd eat Beyonce's thighs like a pair of chicken wings. I don't even care that she's like 70 now hot damn that outfit gave me a boner.
The show itself was awful.
>>65472859
I think Beyonce's got thick thighs and a big fat ass
>>65472859
She looked fine as fuck with all that thickness. Would pay to watch Mandingo plow the shit out of her.
Imagine if Michael Jackson was able to do it with Whitney and Luther
>>65472859
couldn't care less about seeing pop singers dance and sing bad songs
bruno was good, bey was aight, coldplay was lol
Coldplay got cucked
>>65473002
this.
>>65473081
and this.
she needs to release noodz before shes no good anymore
I'm more interested in whoever's gonna be doing WrestleMania's halftime show
Was the mic for Coldplay broken or something?
Pre game and Lady Gaga was actually good, the game was great (I like defense), halftime and commercials were awful.
>>65473195
God id love to see him split Katy Perry in half
>>65472859
i should support the black panthers and blm movement.
It was all shit and but it really hit rock bottom when the stage was all black people with gold chains and Coldplay being cucked in front of 100m people.
Overall the worst halftime show of all time possibly.
>>65473257
I'd love to see anyone split her in half
It should be a crime that a woman with a body that perfect hasn't so much as done nudes
> half-assed medley of different tracks in different keys, tempos, and genres
> visually confusing and disjointed dancing
> terrible play acting by the musicians
all in all a complete shitshow. what happened to just playing a fucking song?
The SB48 show was better but it was still good.
>>65472859
>wow Beyonce looks old and lame
>Bruno is proof that even the coolest, most talented manlet is still just a manlet
>Coldplay wasn't that bad
>the acoustics at the stadium was awful
It was ok but not as good as Katy perry last year.
>>65472859
I was taking a shit during the Halftime show. I ate a lot of Pizza is during the first quarter.
>>65472859
Take photo down. Now!
Performance in the daylight really kills the cool factor.
Not enough shots of beybeys ass when she was essentially just wearing panties down there.
My thoughts as it went on:
The sound was awful.
Coldplay is trying way too hard to channel the 60s with these hippy colors.
Lots of Beyonce leg was the saving grace.
Was Bruno Mars standing on his tippy toes to stand next to Beyonce?
>>65473416
I'm sorry dave I'm afraid I can't do that
coldplay are a faggy soft rock band, the superb owl half time should get a band the melts your face off and gets you going, not some british fag singing about the color yellow.
Beyonce is basically a stripper singing karaoke .
Bruno mars is a manlet
>>65472859
why was is so staged looking and fake even the crowd was paid actors
Lady Gaga is doing it next year right?
>>65472859
>I hope for her souls sake she earned those honors or she will never make it to Sto'Vo'Kor
>>65472859
> fat mom tries in vain to stay relevant
camera angles made it look like a 90s music video
>The NFL could have gotten Hall & Oates, Huey Lewis & the News, or some other band that everyone loves
>Instead they went with Coldplayed out, Bustedce, and Manlet Mars to appeal to the kids
was anyone else hoping she'd break her ankle doing the weird leg dances on the field?
Coldplay was lame but Beyonce and Bruno were great. That dance off was tits.
It was stupid how they both did halftimes in the last few years though
>dress backup dancers like black panthers
>panthers lose
lel
>>65472859
It was okay I guess. Feels like they should have done something much bigger for the 50th superb owl though.
>nigger and manlet spic steal the limelight while skinny white man looks awkward
Pretty much America in a nutshell.
>>65473611
>coldplay
>rock of any kind
They're a pop band
Guys
What if
No srsly guise
What if
Super bowl 51
Starring Sabaton
The stage was fucking cool. Bruno was terrible. Why did they bring him back? Beyonce sang a song I'd never heard before. Coldplay did some kind of Irish jig shit. Was sight.
was lame, no hype whatsoever. Bruno Mars was the most entertaining and it was the same skit from his previous superb owl
>>65473972
Lead singer of Coldplay is British you fucking gook
>>65474269
Brits are white... unfortunately.
>>65472859
>>65474210
>snipers, where are you?
Lol having Superb Owl in the Bay Area and not getting Metallica
>>65473303
Disjointed is the perfect way to describe it
They tried to shoehorn 3 acts and a tribute to past acts all in 1 halftime show.
It didn't work
>>65474342
metallica would be a fucking dire halftime show. all they would play is radio-friendly black-album-and-afterward bullshit
>>65473834
>Huey Lewis & the News
>Everyone loves
Pick one.
Anon, those groups are 30+ year old bands...
Let that sink in.
If they ever get an old band or group, they should get 1 newish, relevant performer too. But only 1. Anymore than that and the show looks disjointed
>>65474528
>He doesn't like Huey Lewis & the News
>>65474560
He's too black sounding.
>>65474342
Should've got Journey.
>>65474342
>mfw die juden at Blizzard got Metallica before the NFL
>>65473300
celeb nudes are always disappointing IMO. their buttholes just look like everyone elses
>>65472859
The real life parody of whites having a good time only to be drowned out by loud and obnoxious BLM stuff was quite fitting.
Awful, just awful. Two tired acts, one shitty soft rock band. Sounded pre recorded.
>>65474839
> their buttholes just look like everyone elses
exception: hope solo. that BH will put in overtime. i would do anything to get a taste of that dirty beef
>>65472947
do dogs realize how cool they are?
>>65474839
>implying katy perry doesn't have the most perfectly puckered and bleached turd cutter
>>65473985
More like a poop band
>>65472859
It sounded off
>>65474976
WHOA! EASY CANADA, DON'T HURT EM
>>65472859
>what did you think of the halftime show?
Too many Black people.
>>65474948
>wanting a bleached asshole
fucking britcucks i swear
>>65473059
She has to wear skin tight outfights like that to hold her flabby saggy tits and ass in place..
She would look so fucking rough naked.
>>65475102
>wanting a shit stained arsehole
m9
>>65475246
> not wanting a shit stained arsehole
They should have just had that James Brown cover band do it instead of guest. They were pretty good 2 years ago.
>>65472859
>what did you think of the halftime show?
I'd have liked to have seen ELP.
>>65473014
Nice leaf on your flag you maple syrup slurping faggot EH?
>>65473037
The sound guy needs to be fired ASAP. The intro was pretty shit. Beyonce & Bruno bailed out Chris w/ their lip syncing. And then the ending was pretty nice tho.
If the Browns ever make it, they gotta play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vr5oSTsVOc
>>65472859
Beyonce looked fat and slow. Her age is showing. Time for Rihanna.
>>65475846
Better than a fucking banana.
I think Chris tired himself out running and Jumping and couldn't continue singing.
being during the day was a huge blow and not their fault, but completely ruined the show, you need the light show or else why fucking bother.
I thought the transitions/song choreography was bad, but was pleasantly surprised they somehow snuck Fix You into it.
I really wish they had played Shiver, but that is neither here nor there.
>>65473226
They sabotaged Coldplay's audio so the blacks would sound better by comparison.
>>65473985
>pop rock isn't a thing
> beyonce sings a boring song literally no one has heard
> social media simultaneously explodes in jizz
>>65475846
>This is considered a witty retort on the cuckstamp islands.
Did you ask the Queen for permission to post first?
This was better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU
>all these americucks not enjoying a white band but prefer a dirty nigger for normalfaggots
Absolutely disgusting the lot of you. What a joke of a sport you have.
>>65479052
I bet you like Nickelback and Limp Bisket as well huh
And no Beyonce and Brunos Mars suck too
>>65479077
Nah. I don't mind coldplay but Those are too American for my liking.
I'm a Drum & Bass + House head
The Happy Mondays have been confirmed for Superbowl 51
>>65473300
The little Cuban-looking guy was the best. Beyonce was meh though the dancing was alright, and Coldplay was a really bad fit. Soft rock has no place at an athletic event.
>weird, crowbarred overuse of the word 'cuck'
Iiiiit's an American thread!
>>65479135
Call him a 'cuck' and he will shrink. "I've been found out."
PARA
PARA
PARADISE
>>65472859
Looks like Oprah
>>65473608
Looks like Jay-Z
>>65478831
>Beyonce looked fat and slow. Her age is showing. Time for Rihanna.
Rihanna is fading fast. She's pretty much over.
Time for Ellie Goulding and Alessia Cara, more like.
>>65479088
>he listens to music made for autistic 11yos
>>65479158
Don't care about your opinion on my music taste 2bh. I bet you're one of those death metal loving gimps.
>>65475846
proxy detected -- otherwise you'd know there's a coconut tree, bananas, sugar can plant and a fucking pigeon on the flag of "your" obese country